Got curious about how Santa Claus and Ded Moroz (russian winter old man that gives presents to good kids) are connected and my research showed that both of them are propagandistic tools for distracting us from running around in hideous costumes completely wasted, scream at our neighbors and rob rich people during Winter Solstice.
I got one of those old ILOVEYOU viruses on my computer that came from a tab on my browser with the name ‘18 of the saddest, wettest, most pathetic men you’ve ever met want to meet you,’ and the virus popped up after I took a screenshot of the tab name to try and send to people rather than downloading anything.