#it's EUROvision after all

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

i love eurovision season because when else would hundreds of people be calling in to the UK's most renowned family friendly radio station begging them to play Finnish industrial rap metal at 8am. and then they play it

[lepakonpaska]

okay but l*reen winning aside because that's false and i don't belive in that: it's so insane that a song IN FINNISH got SECOND PLACE and im absolutely crying about that and the entire country is so so SO proud of our funky green man 💚 he won everyone's hearts and that's the most important thing

[dianalandia]

Mimicat on her way to slay in the Grand Final 

[escmemesandstuff]

San Marino: *sends Flo Rida*

Europe:

San Marino: *sends Achille Lauro*

Europe:

San Marino: *sends a dentist from Turkey*

Europe: OMG SLAAAY KING WELCOME TO TOP TEN IN TELEVOTE!!!

[hazzybat]

i have no idea if anyone will care about this but to go with the other two vids I posted of the aussie commentary of our blorbos here is the Joker Out postcard from the finale.

(JO aussie interview / Käärijä aussie interview)

(the words at the start are vaginal windmill in reference to Israil's dancing. just for context of what they're talking about)

[chochobaki]

Hey can I just fuel our righteous anger a little bit more about Sweden winning ESC because of the jury?

Have you guys wondered why Tattoo by Loreen sounds like she hasn’t updated her music since 2012 when she won? That’s because she FUCKING PLAGIARIZED A SONG FROM 2007!

Please my friends do google V Plenu by Mika Newton, give it a listen and then get back to me because this shit? Pisses me off REAL BAD

Poor fucking Käärijä man, robbed by someone that originality wise had NOTHING.

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

hey uh im not coming back just yet I just wanted to say I love yall

[because-its-eurovision]

First rehearsal of Germany

[reiverreturns]

[fic] When We Collide (We Come Together)

Fandom: Top Gun Maverick

Pairings: Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw/Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

Characters: Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw, Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

Rating: Explicit

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A one-two punch out, thick black smoke belching in ropes from the hills and scrub. He was sure, so sure that was it. So he left the base, aimless with momentum and frenetic without cause.

Seeing Hangman is the only time Rooster’s felt like stopping.

[miraculousbohemian]

If I had a nickel for every time an Eurovision song reminded me of Xena and Gabrielle either with the lyrics or the singer did, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[esciting]

so joker out has gained around 50k followers on instagram in three months

[des-idk]

i’m sorry are we just ignoring that greece gave their 12 points to belgium and not cyprus? is nature healing?

[thestarlitnights]

AND ALSO JOKER OUT WAS ROBBED?? 21ST??? 78 POINTS???  EUROPE TRULY DID NOT SEIZE THE DAY. i think i’m slowly calming down - congrats to sweden for winning, i’m sorry finland was HEAVILY robbed as i think it would’ve made better winner material. i wish jury a very Die tho. even tho the uk’s performance was a hot mess mae was one of the sweetest entrants i’ve seen, and although i’m “eh” on germany i still think lord of the lost deserved better instead of being paid dust.  @suddenlights said it best: eurovision 2023 was the best musically, worst for results. 

[kiarcheo]

Denmark

[sparkles-oflight]

JOKER OUT SONGS - BATTLE ROYAL (P.15)

We finally have the song that will be saved! Padam had an amazing comeback and will return for 3rd Round!

Now...our next battle is:

Part 14 | Part 16 | Summary (round 2)

[charlie-rulerofhell]

Lord of the Emotional Support