#it's about the bagel it's all got to be about the bagel

[rollercoasterwords]

everyone else (mortal, foolish, severed from access to the prophetic visions and omens) after reading the new crimson rivers chapter: omg what if effie and sirius go in like finnick and mags??? what if sirius volunteers for regulus?? what if REGULUS volunteers for sirius?? what if

me (unkillable, enlightened, plagued by the prophetic visions and omens) after reading the new crimson rivers chapter:

@zeppazariel u cannot hide from my all-seeing eyes

[blue-jos10]

neil x andrew + kevin

 💯 💯 gotta be one of the best ships to exist

[werewolf-transgenderism]

simply have to sit and contemplate because why in the absolute fuck does it cost TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS to celebrate a HOLIDAY. for MEMBERS, even. it's three hundred if you're not a member. that is literally the cost of yearly membership TOTAL.

[an-aura-about-you]

I baked some cookies using the same recipe I used last time (ie the one on the back of the bag of chocolate chips) and even though I didn't make them into cookie bars they turned out very cakey. They're still good, but considering there was hardly any spread, I'm thinking of checking my recipes or technique for the next time I bake some.

[matchandelure]

realizing that all of the fictional characters i love the most can be sorted into three distinct categories: the one with questionable morals willing to do anything for the person they care for, and the one who’s just there to vibe but has no idea how to be a person because they were never taught how to, and the detective

[chiropteracupola]

let friendship and honor unite &c &c

[spinningbagel]

Universe travellers//defenders(? I guess?) au

@liendrawing7071 wanted this one talked about so it's the next one on the chopping block.

Another one where the description is in the Au title.

The basics of it is that La Résistance are a group of travellers who travel different worlds/fandoms, helping to restore the worlds back to how they're supposed to be because of parasitic creatures making their way through the worlds and destroying them. (This is this Au's version of the mutants, though there's no cure to getting rid of them besides killing them all and their leader)

Sheriff and Shooter stumble into this business by pure accident, both being new workers at a very prestigious science lab (Dr. Whites Lab). Also their friendship is established from the start. Felt like mentioning it

Anyways, they end up in an area they're not actually supposed to be in and catch Vegan and BP going through one of the portals leading to another universe. Being idiots, they follow.

Chaos ensues, they almost die. Vegan and BP are rightfully pissed at them. They almost get fired when Dr. White intervenes and says more people helping isn't a bad thing and Sheriff and Shooter join the party [[yippie]]

So that happens and now they're travelling universes, helping each of them out and stuff. Idk. That's what I've got.

Also Ryan is alive and living in this Au, nothing bad happens to him (this isn't me being ominous, I'm being genuine when I say this. Man's deserves a break.) and he's got a pizza shop because Tori started that thought and I've never been able to let it go since.

OH yeah, Brutux is present I haven't forgotten about him. He's part of the group before Sheriff and Shooter, he's like the teams tank but will occasionally stay back with White to assist in researching the parasites.

So yeah, that's the basic outline for that Au, it's definitely one of my least fleshed out ideas but yk. Fuck it we ball.

Uhhh,,, ask box is always open for further questions 👍👍

[lucysweatslove]

Tw for the tags I just need to get this out (ED bullshit related)

[toontownportraits]

had a super genius idea and went to draw it. the world is my oyster ‼

[eckvark]

me when- wh- when m- when my b- when my boyfr- me when my boyfriend- yeah...

[toasttedbaguels]

oh i am going to kill this one particular class.

[breadsprinkles]

hi besties I had such a good day today and I hope you have a good day too <3

[dancedance-resolution]

so! my job just subtracted a whole dollar per hour from my pay without even fucking telling me (in addition to the $60+ in conveniently ‘lost’ tips)! i feel as though i am going insane!

[catboy-kakashi]

i hope your minecraft men do fascinating things that are so so very blorboable. have a nice day C|:-)

WAHOO THANK U

[strigidaes]

Did u ever eat food in a slightly deranged way as a kid?

I used to quietly swallow my goldfish crackers whole at snack time. I would challenge myself not to crush them on the way down my throat. I think I liked to imagine they could swim around in my stomach if they stayed whole.

[safyresky]

Good morning!! I am definitely NORMAL today!! I definitely did NOT cackle with glee when my orthodontist ripped out my old wire and put in a new one this morning!!! :) :)