#it's all true

[cinemaocd]

The most realistic thing about Ted Lasso is that the crabbiest man in England is healed and has his heart changed by one shower with decent water pressure...

[dilf-in-peril]

Backup Hangman just confirmed that the story of Punk getting emotional (he said crying, actually) because Hobbs and the HoB wanted to beat Jungleboy's ass is 100% true and he can't believe someone leaked that to this nobody of a journalist. And those guys were indeed the talent held back by security as the fight broke out. Colliders are real and they will defend Punk from *checks notes* Jungleboy.

[venturelovebot]

🥰

[thegoblinwitch]

i completely forgot i had this pair, so have a panties of the day post. (i actually also have a matching nightshirt)

and that is totally a tee i used to wear at work all the time, that or the one that says 'fuck off humans'. to my boss' relief, we were not client facing, and i could fake cheerfulness over the phone very well.

good morning, btw.

[ohgodmyeyes]

I love you dad

I love you too

You are thoughtful and kind and smart and you make me so incredibly proud of you every single day

Please never stop being your incredible self. ❤️

[humaforever]

Huma relationship Questions

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold.

Harry of course. He just knows that his dramatics will get Uma's attention. He doesn't really care if that's not always a good thing.

2. Gets mad at the TV.

Uma, because people are dumb. She can't stand stupidity.

3. Gets the worst road rage.

Uma does most of the driving, but probably Harry because he will blame all his mistakes on the drivers around him. It's simply easier that way, especially when he's explaining himself to Uma. Just blame everyone else and don't take the fault for anything.

4. What do their text messages look like?

Probably something like this-

5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip.

Harry would for sure do this. He can't look imperfect, c'mon! He would probably even pack some of Uma's clothes, for her but also, mostly for himself.

6. Hates the in-laws.

Harry def hates Ursula more than Uma hates James Hook. But let's not make it a competition.

7. Hits the snooze button…11 times.

Both, but probably Uma more so. She likes sleep okay! Who doesn't?

8. Makes the other late for work.

Harry. He needs the kisses and cuddles and it would be rude of Uma to deny him of that. But also Harry will make himself late for work because he can't bear to leave Uma.

9. Who wants multiple kids

I feel like Uma doesn't like the thought of kids just because she's scared that she'll hurt her kids. But I think they'd eventually have kids. Harry probably wants multiple just because he loves his siblings a lot.

10. Takes in the stray dog.

Uma, cuz she's a softy

11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s.

Uma would suggest it but Harry would encourage it with every fiber of his being and be so excited to go on a date at 3am

12. Who takes longer to get ready

Harry. We all know this.

13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.

Probably Uma, I feel like Harry is just down for whatever.

14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments.

Harry. He has a short attention span and his mind wanders.

15. Bribes the other into doing chores.

I feel like this is kinda canonically Harry right? Like he has no chores on the Lost Revenge in Uma's book. But then again I think he's a hard worker so neither maybe.

16. Picks the movies.

They take turns picking the movie

17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort.

Not the safety steps but Uma is very strategic about how she builds her fort

18. Kisses the other’s injuries better.

Harry. It makes Uma smile and he loves having the extra reason to kiss her

20. Kills the spiders.

Harry's scared of spiders so Uma takes them outside. She'll kill a person but not a spider.

21. Hogs the blankets.

UMA! Girlie needs all the blankets

22. Takes pranks too far.

They don't do pranks. Mal took a 'prank' too far and they were both traumatized from it

23. Makes the dirty jokes.

Harry makes dirty jokes at inappropriate times. He just likes to let the whore in him loose sometimes

24. Keeps a piggy bank.

Harry, it's good for him to keep track of his finances. Plus he has a cool octopus one that reminds him of Uma

25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast.

Yeah neither of them care what they eat for breakfast. They were robbed of all the good foods, they don't follow social standards

26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk.

Harry's probably done it more times but it's a close race.

[apoorconductor]

I just realized I haven't posted this to my main socials whoops

Two days ago I released this noteblock cover of Malinda's "I miss her and I blame you", which I've been working on for the past month. Hope yall enjoy, and Merry Christmas💖

[late-to-the-dead-mans-party]

[bright-thehawksflight]

Listen whatever you do DO NOT think about Linus Baker when listening to It's All True by Malinda.

Don't think about him really seeing Arthur and the kids when the first verse goes You are worried and you are free/You are dangerous indeed/You're shattered and you are whole/You are lost and you're in control

And especially do not think about his special relationship with Sal when the pre-chorus goes Hey, there's nothing to say/that won't find its way/to a perfect rhyme

Make absolutely sure you do not think about Linus changing or, God forbid, Arthur growing and healing when the second verse hits you with You're simple and complicated/You are learning and getting jaded/Your world is shrinking and open wide/You've been down, but you're alright, alright

For the love of all that is good don't think about Arthur and Linus and how they love each other on that last Wanna get lost in me, wanna get close to me/You'd see it all if you'd let me fall between/Who I am and who I need to be and then I wanna float with you, wanna come home to you/Shadows are coming now but I don't wanna run from you

And look at me. Look at me. Do not and I mean DO NOT think about that damned book when the chorus hits and I'm so in love with it all, every moment/You say you're too much for me, you're just enough/I won't regret it at all/Life is golden and it's broken and it's fine/It's all true at the same time because you're gonna get all soft and warm inside and maybe a little misty-eyed and who knows you might even feel a little happy about it.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[undergoing-mitosis]

just wanted to remind you that it's okay. you're okay. you're doing great and im so proud of you

[amcrist]

Athena vc: red flags? Puts pineapple on pizza, will not stop adding you to group chats, does not skip the intros on netflix (he sings to them every time)

d e a d

[tasteofdeathao3]

small izzy has an oral fixation yes but. have we discussed Izzy Hands being a biter? I feel like he just. bites.

someone takes whatever toy he was using and he responds with a bite on their arm and it ends with several people (including himself) in tears.

He bites Ed and Stede a lot, mostly because they're the only ones who are willing to be in the same room as him during a tantrum, Ed is literally Blackbeard so the bites don't bother him and he's fine to wait until Izzy lets go and just wipes off the slobber, but Stede is a little more.... apprehensive when it comes to being bitten, either trying (and failing) to pull his hand away or just petting Izzy and calming him down until he lets go.

he also bites when he's happy/content which means Stede could have him cuddled up against his side and then all of a sudden Izzy's teeth are clamped down on his forearm, eyes closed and half asleep but teeth digging into Stede's arm

[quenxi]

i have a second round interview for a job tomorrow and i have to give a presentation on how mental health is central to my life and i feel like i should start off the presentation by saying that this summer i had a complete mental breakdown, binged all of ouran high school host club in 3 days, and then was diagnosed with OCD

[thekenobee]

"CHILDREN OF THE COMET" WAS SO GOOD I'VE NO WORDS

Except FOR

Perhaps

SCREAMING

[blackplaaague]

Why do people do dumb stuff like fight wars and hate each other?

You are literally a piece of kinetic energy from the dawn of the universe forced into a living body made out of meat and skin, filled with bones and arteries, and everything you know is product of the perception of the wonderfully-intelligent meat and fat inside your skull, including these words you're reading!

Why are we all fighting? Just take a break.

Take a break. Your body is only human. You need rest.

Respect this form.

Turn off the electronic, man-made communication device and pour refreshing liquid safely down your throat, to keep your mortal form hydrated and healthy.

It's going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Our bodies weren't designed for this society, but you will survive, I promise. You'll make it long past the intended human expiration date if you just remember that you're a natural thing, not built to fit into a world of doomscrolling and anger, and care for your body.

[virtie333]