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The Entity has become increasingly displeased with Albert's behaviour within the realm. Perhaps working on the survivor side of things will straighten him out.
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So Miss Chambers, how would you react if the entity changed Wesker to a survivor? Like instead of him being a killer, the entity altered his memories to make him the loyal captain you thought he was?
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connor murphy oiled up and twerking
(ooc// can you switch the Connor Murphy with Jared Kleinman/j NOT SRS💔💔)
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you will never catch me alive magic man.
-george
Then I'll have to consider catching you another way.
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VoxVal is just bizarre to me in the specific vein that I personally don't understand why you'd be in a relationship with someone you clearly don't get along with. Both pre-series and in current canon, it's outright said that Velvette is pretty much the only thing keeping them together. Does it still count as going to couples therapy if you're just friends with benefits and the therapist is your extremely unqualified mutual friend being forced to mediate
hmmmmmm I disagree that they don't get along actually.
like yes, vox did express annoyance at him at the beginning of episode 2, but that's because he was called to calm down his tantrum, does that sound enjoyable to anyone? we all have our moments where we're annoyed with our friends. I'd say outside of val's tantrums, they actually get along pretty well. and I don't believe his tantrums make up most of their interactions either.
like come on
does this look like someone he's not getting along with?
this isn't to say they aren't toxic, but they get along enough. and velvette may be said to be the glue between them, but I don't think she's the ONLY thing keeping them together I mean. look. she's probably a millennial, likely arrived in the 2000s-2010s, vox and val arrived YEARS before her. they likely held up on their own for 20-30 years so I don't think they're that unstable.
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Question for the gang members awake right now (such as John, Hosea, Lenny, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛���𝚝, Arthur, and Dutch)
For Dutch or Hosea: Have y'all ever done a whole camp fishing trip?
for each individual gang member: who's your favorite to fish with?
[Art above by @marttapav for anyone wondering :3
For Dutch and Hosea:]
“Of course we’ve tried.” [Hosea seems to cringe a bit at the mention.] “…As it turns out, it isn’t a good idea to go fishing with a large group of people when half of the them can’t swim.” [He shoots a light glare at his husband.
“HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY’D JUMP IN—“
[For everyone:]
[Arthur hums and takes a moment to think.] “I usually fish alone, but if I had to pick… I liked fishin’ with Kieran. Or Jack. Probably Jack.”
“Javier.” [John smiles a bit.] “I ain’t very good and he does all the fishin’ for the both of us no problem. Besides… He’s kinda cute when he’s all excited.” [Biased bastard—]
“Hosea and I either like fishin’ with each other or with Arthur… Which reminds me!” [Dutch grins.] “I need to schedule another trip! Hopefully, we don’t get interrupted this time.”
“I don’t go fishin’.” [Micah was whittling at the moment.]
[Lenny stares at him, briefly before glancing off.] “I don’t do a lotta fishin’, but I’d probably say Hosea. I like listenin’ to his stories.” [He smiles.]
[Javier grins.] “I like fishing with people like Arthur and John. They get so confused— It’s hilarious.”
[Kieran lights up a bit at the question and blinks.] “Oh! Uh—“ [He hums.] “…I dunno if this counts, but I like havin’ Branwen ‘round when I fish.”
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