#it's extremely unsettling

[mwagneto]

forced to witness the hungarian nouveau riche. these people suck ass

[akanemnon]

It was super effective

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[clumsypuppy]

someone left me a comment asking abt my pokeask days so....... i drew my old muses ^_^

[borgialucrezia]

"We were outsiders when we came here. Spaniards, Catalans. And we endured the insults. The taunts of Murano. The insidious invective of the Roman nobility. And you, dear mother, endured it most of all. But if we managed to triumph, and triumph we did, we did because of the warmth that we discovered around this table. The warmth of the Spanish sun, of our Catalan blood. That you recreated in your hearth, in your home. At this table. The huge, unstoppable, beating heart of La Madre." — JUAN BORGIA | THE BORGIAS (2.03)

[chanelle-lize]

No fucking way…

I just learned how to air dry my afro with minimal shrinkage…

…from World’s Beyond Number.

What.

That scene in episode 43, where Suvi has a bath and is like “Mm, my hair got wet, I gotta brush it out, or the shrinkage will kill me…”

Ok so… I usually do shampoo, conditioner + detangler brush, rinse, pat dry with an old t-shirt, LCO my damp hair, brush again, and then I just accept that it will shrink as it air dries because I don’t feel like twisting it to stretch it out, and I hate how it feels after it’s blow dried.

Today, I brushed after the leave-in, again after the curl smoothie, and again after massaging oil into my scalp, and my hair? dried?? with minimal shrinkage??? and kept its curl pattern????

It looks so good?????

Aaahhh?????????????????

@quiddie put useful Black hair rep in with the dungeons and the dragons????????

It’s in there with them???????

In the high-fantasy storytimes????????????

Aaaaahhhhh????????

[longconra]

Remmick really wants physical affection in an extremely predatory and uncomfortable, but also genuinely desperate, way. He imposes. He stands too close, throws his arm over your shoulder when you’ve only just met, drools on your shirt, leans in towards your neck and … did he just fucking sniff you? It’s not to manipulate you into a false sense of camaraderie- it actually makes people more suspicious of him - it’s because he’s very greedy and needy. He wants hugs, and he likes a chase. He wants people to be close to him, and will take it as a challenge when they keep their distance. He likes to be as close as possible when he bites, with more physical contact than necessary for the act itself. Will probably spend some time nuzzling at or enjoying the warmth of his victim before he turns them.

[clegfly]

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw. Just letting you know

[alinalal-art]

Tharja

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[epicness1000]

Ominous Sampo Koski, my beloved.

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: faerie gojo 👁️

you knew better. you were taught better. it was damn near hammered, letter by letter, word by word, onto the backs of your eyelids.

avoid faerie circles at all costs.

and yet—here you were. it started off only as a little hop, a skip, a sway of your skirt, your chin tilted toward the endlessly blue sky. before you knew it, the barren forest suddenly grew crowded, more and more beings emerging from their hiding spots. they sang with voices so sharp that if you listened too hard, you’re sure your ears would bleed. they danced so eloquently that if you focused too hard, you’re sure your eyes would pop from their sockets. their faces were so beautiful that if you looked too hard—

“You’re a pretty thing, aren’t you?” his voice was a deep croon to the side of you. you hadn’t even noticed when he glided his way to you, his shock of white hair and lashes that framed unnaturally blue eye. he was gorgeous, in his silken robes and lanky figure, his form blurring at the edges when you stared a bit too hard, makes your head pound in warning.

“Hello to you too,” you smile at the handsome man—faerie? was that not what he was, with the unnatural way he smiled too wide and his too perfect proportions? but he doesn’t seem to notice your inner dilemma, instead takes your hand and dances you round and round and round until your feet ache and your chest burns from the laughter he pulls from you.

“Can I have the name of the person I’ll dance with for the rest of their life?” he asks you, coy, when the sun has set and the forest only grows thicker with his people. you’re getting tired, know that soon you’ll regret trekking this deep into the thick greenery. your guard is lowered; you make another mistake; first the dancing; now your name; your soon to be sealed fate.

the faerie grins wide at you, suddenly stepping into the circle, dragging you with him despite the way your heels try to dig into the soft earth.

“And now you’re mine, beautiful little human.” he tells you with an uncanny grin, beautiful and wrong all at once. his eyes grow too ocean blue, his hands ice cold where they drag you into the circle by the wrist. your stomach sinks when you enter Faerie, your feet aching, your heart heavy knowing that you’ll never see your family again.

[ms-hells-bells]

this bizarre politicisation of the existence of basic empathy driven fear and horror really confounds me.

when the christchurch attack happened, much of my country was significantly traumatised. i remember watching the news for hours, just crying. it was terrible. because people died. in a really horrible way. and because country kinship exists, you go 'oh, i probably knew someone who died or know someone who knew someone who died'. my roommate had friends at the mosque.

i'm not talking about the politicisation of the event in terms of how the american government used it to justify the invasion of iraq, i'm not talking about the politicisation of the event to spur racism and nationalism and xenophobia. i'm not talking about the politicisation of the event in terms of being used as an excuse to further push into a surveillance state, as per the snowden files.

i'm just talking about the mocking, minimising, and derision of what is essentially just a large group of people that witnessed something horrible and have strong feelings and memories because human beings have empathy. no amount of 'well, other people have it worse elsewhere' changes that. by that logic, no one should be scared and upset about mass shootings on the other side of the country, no oppressor group actually feels bad about oppression because 'it's not happening to you', countries that dealt well with covid shouldn't have any residual issues from seeing what other countries went through, and vicarious/collective trauma would not exist as a psychological concept.

[blackbird-brewster]

Stargate Command has one of those OSHA posters that says "X number of days since incident" but Jack changed it to say "X number of days since Daniel died"

[elbowreveal]

what if a normal lightning mcqueen [minecraft] croc shoe fell into a a vat of the joker chemicals /j

1st draft of a sentient monster design/oc for the Twerk SMP.

komodo dragon/crocodile/centipede/t-rex sort of beast.

Thing named Croc that emerged from the shadows of the creepy Old world map. think cheshire cat/no-face/smeagol type character but 30 feet long and sounds like if owen wilson was in a darth vader mask.

inspired by this line in the "king kerbe" tsmp fic by @kickittothekerbe <33

“I knew I should have just called Croc…”, Kerbe curses before a swarm of frogs goes on top of them, burying him.

ive got my guy Croc on speed dial. for the Various Situations

he watches.

+bonus

[inkyminx]

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BABY BOY

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

Describing Alecto as inspired by Hollywood Hair Barbie is on the one hand objectively a genius choice and hilarious but it also undeniably did irreparable damage to the fuck up looking Alecto economy, I need more depictions of her looking like the frozen corpse that she is STOP yassifying my 8 ft tall rage filled lip biter!!!!

[permanentlylatetotheparty]

aloy would have LOVED rollercoasters