#it's me. i'm bitches
Bang Bang Scissor Gang is free therapy for bitches with bad relationships with their families
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Bitches be like “this is my comfort video” and it’s five minutes of some dude in a band saying goofy shit during interviews
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gerard way could open their mouth and drop a "hello" and you bitches would crumble
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bitches be like 'man i love max mayfield she deserves happiness' and then put her in a coma
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Bitches be like "I want to torture my favorite character/OC to alleviate stress!"
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My Lamb literally cut Midas' head off within 5 minutes of meeting him
Went "Nope, don't think so" with their whole chest
Rip Midas you bastard, you will NOT be missed
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Bitches will have forget disorder and be like "why did I forget that"
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Bitches be like "I'm so emotional today, and my stomach hurts, and I cant tell what I want sexually but I'm kinda fired up, and I'm craving food" and not realize they on they period.
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ANYWAY bitches will put up with insane amounts of bullshit for years and years and years and then basically have no choice to break down and then get told off for how "childish" they're being because they just really can't cope with this last straw of how everybody is allowed to do what they want EXCEPT for them!!
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Latest news:
Trafalgar Law grins like a little shit again leaving hundreds of bitches dead, millions injured.
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Bitches be like "this is my comfort game" and it's Fire Emblem Three Houses.
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Smh bitches take life way too seriously
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Bitches be like "I'm in my villian era" and then cry for 6 hours reading angst.
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Spring fling? By Samuel Marklee gives btp Wilbur vibes
-qaa
Bitches will hear the fucking saddest songs and be like "Yeah, this is definitely btp!Wilbur"
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Best/Worst song spoof idea.
Queen's Don't Stop Me Now
But instead of "I'm having a good time" it's "I'm ready for bed time"
Not sure if it's funnier to slow the song down to a lullaby. Or leave it at the original tempo and tune but have it be someone just Really excited to go to bed.
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