#it's staying here w/e

[montrovy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm transgender men got me acting unwise

[effemar]

psuedo-medieval fantasy AU ✌️✌️✌️

everyone give it up for ronan's great kilt i had to google so many diagrams to try and figure out how they worked. also big thank you to my mom for gansey's dumb hat btw she was like 'you HAVE to keep the dumb hat'

[cyphyra]

an Even Bigger Cy for fat bitch friday, cheers yall

[waloeders]

i think imma take a lil break from tumblr, at least until im feelin better. hopefully see yous at the end of the week!! 🫂

[camels-pen]

(i haven't read Whole Cake in a while, and i never really watched it, so bear with me)

I'd love to write a fic with Usopp on Whole Cake. it'd be sooo fucking long and i'd need to refresh myself on the entire arc, but god i'd probably be so satisfied when it's done. specifically for having brought a single moment in my head to life, but we'll get to that.

On Zou, he insists to be taken along on the Sanji rescue team and has worked himself up with a whole bunch of very good reasons as to why he should go there instead of helping in Wano, but of course Luffy just immediately accepts with a "yeah sure"

With Whole Cake, I think he'd be flipping between having fun as part of the idiot trio/quartet (Luffy, Chopper, Carrot), and being terrified with Nami. There wouldn't be that many differences in the arc as a whole, though; some things would be easier/better and some things would be worse- I don't necessarily think Usopp's presence would be overall an advantage or disadvantage, just different. Like, major events would stay mostly the same, but little details would change and maybe those little details would build to a far more drastic change-

for example, maybe one of Big Mom's kids considers themself a great sniper and wants a match with Usopp, or is motivated to work harder because Usopp is around and they want to take him out and boast about it. Maybe it means Sunny takes more damage than canon, or maybe Usopp's help means less damage to Sunny. (idk if i'd really do smth like this, but it's just an example)

skjdhf fuck i'm really not equipped to try and figure this out when i don't remember shit from Whole Cake aaaa

I do know that, despite his penchant for talking and rambling, I'd probably have Usopp be dead silent after his initial shock when Sanji fights Luffy. Everything about that is the same, except Usopp is just watching Sanji the whole time- not panicking, not moving, and not speaking. He doesn't say a word the entire time, doesn't even make a sound, and that, along with Luffy's words and Nami's begging, stick with Sanji.

(Usopp is thinking of his own fight with Luffy in Water 7, he's partially wondering if this was what it was like- if it was this painful to watch from the sidelines- and partially knowing he doesn't have to say a word, because he knew, like he knew back then, that it didn't matter what was said. It wasn't quite the same, but he could tell in the way Sanji moved, in the way he spoke and held himself, that he was putting on a front, trying to be brave in all the wrong ways. Usopp didn't say a word to Sanji because there was nothing he could say that Sanji himself didn't already know. Should've known. And his quiet, direct stare, was more than enough.)

the singular moment i really wanna write, is a scene where Sanji is apologizing for dragging them into his mess- either during the big meeting in Bege's castle or some other time- and Usopp's like "I'll do what you can't, you do what I can't, right?" and Sanji pauses, a little confused, until he remembers Enies Lobby and a stupid mask and cape and-

and tears are gathering in his eyes now, fuck, but he laughs a little. It sounds wet and his face is itchy and they're surrounded by tentative allies, but he- he laughs again and he says, "Fuck, you remembered that?"

Usopp shrugs, a little smile on his face. "They were some wise words from a wise man."

Sanji laughs a third time. "You think I'm wise?"

And they banter a little more before Bege tells them to quit it since they're on a time constraint or something. Quietly, Usopp will ask, "It-it helps. On bad days. And I figured, 'what's a worse day than this?' Ah, not that you getting married would ever be bad per se-"

"Usopp," Sanji says, looking more relaxed and settled. He smiles fondly and grabs his friend in a one armed hug, crushing him to his side. "Thanks."

And yeah, don't remember much beyond that, except the whole "hiding and then busting out of the cake" bit, which would mean Usopp in a cute little tuxedo or smth- maybe with a fedora aaaaaa <- loves fedoras- helping out with the fighting and eventually sailing with everyone to Wano.

He would be so distressed about fixing up Sunny now that the whole thing with Whole Cake is over. Maybe there'd be a gag about him promising Franky to take good care of Sunny while they were gone and being confident, after being Franky's tinkering partner and learning from him over time, that he could handle minor repair work much better than he did the first time around with Merry. And so when he finally takes in all the very-not-minor repairs he has to do, he's certain Franky is gonna strangle him for not keeping his promise. Probably also try to write in some nostalgic 'repairman Usopp' vibes from pre-Water 7.

Also something something, Sanji, wanting to do more for the crew bc he still feels guilty about Whole Cake, decides to take it upon himself to help Usopp not fall into a whole anxiety spiral about the ship. In turn, Usopp ends up helping Sanji not feel so guilty- usually by handing his own words back to him on a silver platter. And, yknow, having the two of them bonding and being buddies again like they so rarely get to be in canon nowadays qwq

[evilmagician430]

who up sinning their fest

[hourcat]

Piarles + kittierre, bestie

Pierre is stretched across his lap lazily, eyes sleep-heavy and lidded as he shifts to get comfortable where they're curled together on the couch; the movie has been long since forgotten, mere background noise as Charles runs his fingers through Pierre's hair gently, allowing his nails to scrape at his scalp.

"Mmmm," the Frenchman hums, almost purrs, arching into the touch just a little and allowing his eyes to close fully--it's been a long day, far longer than Pierre had anticipated it being, and he's been thinking about crawling into Charles' warm embrace from the moment he'd made it through the front door.

Charles, who laughs quietly and wordlessly before trailing his hand down the side of Pierre's cheek to continue scratching at him lazily, along the line of his beard: there's nothing Charles Leclerc isn't good at, Pierre knows, but this has to be at the top of the list, his lover's talent for settling him down to his very core with the simple touch of a gentle hand.

more 3 sentence au prompts?

[dihalect]

i need to post about palestine on facebook but i'm fucking terrified

[thegoldenelite]

Hi everyone, I'm taking a break from tumblr. It's sudden, but something has come up, and I should really deal with it. So bye for now👋💗💖💕

[sweetchcolate]

GOOD GIRL

[monogatcri]

“sometimes i feel like…like i really don’t belong here…like i’m supposed to be someplace else.”

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁THEIR MORNINGS ARE EARLY , rising by the sound of the bird song outside their windows and the sliver cresting of sun peeking through curtains. Passage of time within the village could vary, but this seemed a constant schedule inside the Niwa residence, whether the Kabukimono chose to stay with him or the others fell on his shoulders to decide, for none of them wished to dictate his path nor wish to instigate their own protective natures upon them. This was their ward, practically a child they all collectively adopted and promised to raise and care for...

        ...and yet when it came to moments like these, Niwa secretly wished he had the wiser nature of Mikoshi beneath his belt ; the man had enough experience to battle a lifetime of philosophies that the other simply smashed open the doors to and declared the first thought upon his mind. An exhale, his back facing shorter, the tea kettle warming over the fire, the leaves inside steeping as the water heated ; slow, arduous, painful -- it's understandable that these feelings applied to how long it took his mind to completely absorb and come up with an answer...

        ❝ I'm...not going to lie to you, ❞ he starts, head turning to face puppet. He can hear Katsuragi and Mikoshi judging his answer already, yet he doesn't feel the need to justify himself to them. Finger tip moved to the tea kettle, tempted to lift the lid to check process beneath. Bitter concoction would soon be done if he just allowed his mind to focus upon their conversation.

        His body now turned, feet carrying him to sit beside the other. Everyone had a purpose, but what did Kabukimono's purpose exist for? This reality is harsh, horrid, grabbing hold of his head and shoving it beneath the water to constantly face it each time he peered into a reflective surface and remembered he wasn't human among them (or maybe he always felt that way, Niwa couldn't be sure). ❝ Only you can answer this question... ❞ Such a concept left a sour taste upon tongue, for one so new to this world hardly would know what his fate is -- and the sheer responsibility of it shouldn't rest on him alone ; he doesn't allow him to fester on idea long, adding, gentleness still beating like heart within his chest: ❝ -- but what is your answer and what makes you question yourself? Let me help you find it -- we'll find that answer together, okay? ❞ He's one of them. He's Tatarasunan. Is there nothing that can eventually bring him to that answer? ❝ Let's start small: what makes you feel like you don't belong here? ❞

🍁 sentence starters  :  disney,  hercules,  part one.

[suntails]

leriblue (person who supports ugigiugi, who stole your art) is following you.

hi! ive been informed that a previous anon message regarding that acct was spam sent to many twst artists, and while she was found to have traced, none of the artists notified actually had their art stolen.

you do not have the ability to see who follows any given blog on tumblr, so this isn’t information you would be able to know is true or not. with that knowledge and the blunt, accusatory tone, this feels like another message im guessing ur spamming around ppls inboxes. i quite frankly don’t care what someone who supposedly follows me does; it’s none of my business, so there’s no reason to tell me this other than your attempt to get this person blocked from larger accounts. i don’t care, please do not send me more of these asks

[humanimalgam]

your tags on the water bottle post are so real i love to buy 1.25 liters of sparkling water and then refill them with regular water until they fall apart or i lose them, whichever comes first. i have 2 normal water bottles i got for camping and i dont use them otherwise cuz i have to remember to take them home AND wash them AND then remember to use it again??? Impossible

i'm LITERALLY at a park drinking tap water out of one of those disposable 1 liter bargain sparkling water bottles rn omg twinsies‼️ they're sturdier than the regular disposable water ones ime, so they last a lot longer if you don't lose em first👍 it's just easier to live like this honestly, us Budget Imbibers stay winning 👍👍

[sapienthouse]

hm. im basically Hired now?

[goldensunset]

life is so funny

[simonstamenovic]

innos other group is doing nopt again it is so twisted. roll20 puts recently entered games at the top of your list. its like ive been thrown out of a club and am now watching people party.