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Don't mind me, just crying over this.
Also, I just called the new random brown cat with blue eyes that showed at our house one day is now ours, Malec.
Felt cute, might call my future children Alec, Stupid and Nephilim although my therapist told me that I'm projecting and that's not a good idea.
“Alec?“ Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. “Did you just- did you just save my life?”
Alec knew he ought to say something like, Of course, because I’m a Shadowhunter and that’s what we do, or That’s my job. Jace would have said something like that. Jace always knew the right thing to say. But the words that actually came out of Alec’s mouth where quite different- and sounded petulant, even to his own ears. “You never called me back,“ he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back.”
Magnus looked at Alec as if he’d lost his mind. “Your city is under attack,” he said. “The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven’t called you?”
Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. “I want to know why you haven’t called me back.”
Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. “You’re an idiot.”
“Is that why you haven’t called me? Because I’m an idiot?”
“No.” Magnus strode toward him. “I didn’t call you because I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.”
“You love me?”
“You stupid Nephilim,” Magnus said patiently. “Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!”
#the mortal instruments#cassandra clare#alec lightwood#magnus bane#alec x magnus#malec#malec is my otp#k?#well#i have many otps#but this one takes the crown#but sizzy#and clizzy#bow and arrow#alec lightworm#it's alec lightwood bitch#the inquisitor#he could stab me#he could walk all over me#and spit on me#and I'd thank him#i'm not obesessed#it's totally normal
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Onedrive likes to make me feel like a weirdo every so often by popping up with "Your memories" and it's 8,000 pictures of Five Hargreeves and like one of my cat
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Just one totally normal tunnel nothing else .
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not gonna lie, i love and crave attention and want it all the time.
#allison's bullshit.#and i'm tired of pretending it's not normal to want attention#it's totally normal#i think more people should admit it
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@themosthatedbeing @voodoodaaddy
I have fallen ill, so I made this.
#lilith just giggling somewhere in the background#it's totally normal#that's how they say ily#// - not mine. give love to the source - //
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ive been thinking of an au of hermitcraft but following their in-universe lore ! so scar is a zookeeper that travels the multiverse on his magic train, and one day he lands on magic mountain...!
second part! | third part!
#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#i still dont know what's the best way to tag him#grian#desert duo#hermitcraft 10#hermitcraft#art tag#grian is just a totally normal fisherman#totally#lore accurate hermitcraft au
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Devotion
#OC art#oc knights#my knights#my OCs#I am normal about them#and they are totally normal about each other
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i have returned with more pirate au melvika
#i had so much to do these weeks but finally today I had some time so I drew this for 6 hours straight!!!!!#im totally normal!!!!!#also twt oomfies asked for some more kissy kissy sketches in the pirate au so we'll do a little of that ^__^#(definitely good pose practice)#MELVIKA!#melvika#arcane melvika#mel x sevika#arcane mel#mel medarda#arcane sevika#sevika#arcane fanart#arcane au#artists on tumblr#fanart#wlw art#sapphic art#arcane
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Vanessa is having a normal time in the FNAF 2 movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf 2#william afton#Vanessa having a totally normal time#she is okay and well and not losing it 🩵#I hope the gun scene we see in the trailer#is genuinely like Vanessa seeing a hallucination of her father#like totally slipping mental state#I just think that be really cool#then Mike is just there trying to keep here more level headed PFF
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and more sketches....



#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#kayne#art#fanart#I'm so normal about this podcast#I'm so normal#and I'm totally fine
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Oh, those two idiots
#crk#cookie run#cookie run Kingdom#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#they're so normal (totally not)
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did you know there aren't any god-like powers of indigestion
#crawling out of my cave to offer this tiny gerry#the guy. the dude. the fella.#i miss him deeply and i'm glad he's sort of back but i. do not trust jonny sims.#and i say this as joyfully as possible#we ARE here to suffer#whatever happens i'll be cheering for him and his totally normal grandmother but you know. never forgive never forget.#anyway i'm limited to 24 frames until i can afford a software update which is absolutely devilish#so i'm just messing around in the meantime trying to figure out how it works! actual animatics soon mayhaps?#also i swear i'll start keeping this place active. soon. at some point. in a near future#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#gerard keay#gerry keay#gerard delano#gerry delano#he has too many names#tma gerry#tma gerard keay#the eye#tma fanart#my art#tw eye#tw flashing
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this scene will haunt me till my dying day... ok, let me explain this:
we get absolutely gutwrenching lines from merlin and nothing but complete confusion from arthur....
and then of course this iconic interaction:
The whole scene is equal parts funny and heart-shattering, because Merlin is saying goodbye to the love of his life Arthur, preparing to sacrifice himself, while Arthur just has no clue whatsoever about what is going on and is very confused by Merlin's sincerity.
truly one of the scenes of all time...
#yeah I'm totally normal about them#merlin#bbc merlin#Arthur pendragon#merthur#le morte d'arthur#merlin gifs#my gifs#my post
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"hey man, you remind me of my dead wife"
#squid game#normal buddy things to say to the guy youre totally normal about#he doesnt know hes been stalking me for two years/he doesnt know ive been obsessing over him for two years#dynamic of all time#squid game 2#457#ginho#inho x gihun#gihun x inho
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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