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#its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
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my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me
#“no need for follow up”#“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your#ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it#*doctor shrug emoji* “#“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol”#he barely even looked at my incision like#this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask#if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had#fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your#fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your#swagless ass!!!#anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my#abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of#gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up#for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how#hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know#how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy#am i crazy???#this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other#organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it#get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to#get medical treatment.#anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.”#bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you.#like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously.#but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess.#its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
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tariah23 · 8 months
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Whenever servants get a swimsuit alt, they always talk so unnaturally about it like “now that I have a swimsuit, I can do anything!” Like I what does that even mean? I know this is nothing coming from Fgo but it makes me roll my eyes every other time it happens.
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ttimecode · 5 months
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a little nervous bc im away from home rn but it makes me feel better thinking abt jigen sleeping next to me with this goofy ass outfit HEHEHAHAHAHHAH
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usareiis · 2 months
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Worst goddamn day of my life my bestie professor who is like the only professor in the whole world that gets me is teaching a unit next semester I can't even take because it's the one class you aren't allowed to take for multiple credits this is the fucking worst this is worse than when I couldn't take the Toni Morrison class last fall
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dykerecords · 8 months
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the stress of full time job plus apartment hunting plus exam retakes plus ba thesis prep looming over my head is gonna kill me
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baltears · 1 year
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no thoughts only william crying when he realizes he needs to tell dolores hes engaged
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aircushionedsoles · 1 year
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i think im simply going to die alone.
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touyyes · 1 year
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damn. @/officiallyfushiiguro rlly said he wouldnt be picking me up off the streets 💔
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thursdayg1rl · 2 years
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trying to finish my history conflict and tension flashcards today 🏃🏽‍♀️
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soupcrouton · 10 months
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Thinkin about it again
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themanwhowouldbefruit · 3 months
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going to jerk off while fantasizing about apartments calling me back
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crystaldivination · 7 months
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𝐈’𝐌 𝐀 𝗕𝐀𝐃. 𝗕𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 🖤♠️🗝️♟️🕷️⛓️
"Boss bitch" - Doja Cat playing
"I’m a bitch, I’m a boss. I’m a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss."
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢��𝐡 𝐢𝐭
♥︎ ♥︎
𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 · 𝐚 · 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 ♱ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 ♱ 🚬
𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: this is a general reading which may or may not resonate with you. Take what resonates and leave out anything that doesn't. Feel free to choose another pile if you'd like.
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𝐎𝐍𝐄
sweeties you’re a force to be reckoned with! You don’t know challenges. You don’t know the word “STOP” — in fact, there’s no stop sign for you. Giving up is not an option for you. You know your strength and you persist. Once you laid your eyes on something or someone you want, the only thing that you can see is “i’m gonna get it” as if you’re the hunter who has found its prey. People are fearful of your drive, honey. You’re the definition and embodiment of -unstoppable-. A task too hard for you? —impossible. With that brain of yours, no one can outdo and that’s for a fact. Witty at the start and improvisation at play when necessary though nothing without a plan. Master at creativity. ideas that don’t seem to lack and a presence marked by charm enough to fascinate anyone. Visage looking fine as hell but on top of that ease is your second name. You never seem to stress ‘cause everything is just effortless for you. You’re a natural. Humble and unpretentious all the time yet not to be underestimated at all time. You never let them get a hold of you. Mind game on point while you just inevitably happen to unable to be read. so foolish of anyone to believe in the blank face you present ‘cause that poker face skills is not to be played with yet every time they get trapped by not able to learn from it. How come you make it so hard for anyone to know your next move without even intending to do so? maybe, it’s a talent. Quiet confidence and letting the result speak for itself might be the strategy. The secret to your power? —well after all, isn’t it obvious? Winning by being just oneself. No one is you and that’s your power. No one can even come near that. Uniqueness prevails. disrespect will be punished. You need to know your place!
bonita perra! 💸
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𝐓𝐖𝐎
queens & kings, there’s not much to say if I’m being honest. Never have I seen so much calmness and control in someone like you. You won the idgaf game! All the inner knowing that everything will turn out in your favour anyway is hot. Your energy shows it all. You trust and believe in yourself like that’s the only thing you’ve ever known — you finessed it to say the least. Indeed it was you alone who has built yourself up to who you’re now, isn’t that true? you decided and did. Dropped all the bullshit to focus on you and what matters most to you. Your wisdom comes from letting go of what hurt you and the things that no longer serve you. You make yourself your top priority. Let go of the past and now you know that you’re that bitch who is not to be messed with. You didn’t cross over that bridge for nothing, I hear you. Self love so unbreakable no one can ever shake. Greatest asset your worth that’s expensive like diamonds. You make yourself shine like stars in the sky, your light would never ever able to go out. Life is what you make it and you made yours a paradise. No one dares and is able to disturb your peace ��cause you’re out of reach. Not even a firestorm can sway or fade you. You’re in your own lanes moving without them knowing. Too swift to be able to be caught. Exclusivity at its finest. Mind blowing values that accompany and define you forever. This is someone who knows how to stand out from the crowd by doing NOTHING — absolutely nothing but to observe. You have the eyes that speak through the soul. No need to say thousand words and be loud. People get drawn to you like a moth to a flame. You enjoy the attention but know deep down nothing beats a golden heart.
hasta la vista, baby!🍸
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𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
fierce like a lion, sharp like a knife. Your words cut and sting but they are nothing but the truth. Independent since birth but that’s a given. You’re your own boss. You don’t give anyone the chance to play — not when it comes to you. You know what you want. You know how to get whatever that you yet want and still not have. You know your stand and you stand your ground —something that should be obvious but not always so evident in everyone. No fear is ever greater than your own. they say “no one is your enemy, you might be your own worst enemy” —and you know it but that doesn’t stop you from functioning at your greatest. why? because you know yourself best. You wouldn’t let yourself be your own enemy. you’ve worked on yourself relentlessly —for what it’s worth it seems like. you deserve the acknowledgment. pff as if you don’t know it. this is someone who is and acts proudly of themselves. rightfully so! you have every right to do that! always willing to learn more, never stop being curious. this is what you are. you want to be the best so you have to put in the work, darling. Hard work and hustle life is not a challenge for you. To reach the peak of the mountain is not a dream for you. You have big dreams and you won’t wait for it. You don’t sit around when you know you can climb. you’re nobody's baby and possess an individuality so strong it’s called impeccability. You do it yourself because you know you can master it yourself. An immaculate mind that can turn heads so why searching for ways to prove it or impress anyone when all you need to do is to do it for yourself, right? You don’t want to be king of the so called fixed “class”. You want to be yourself. Now your life can only get better but you’re not one to be satisfied easily so you keep moving until you realized every desires of yours. Feral is what you are and one of your trademark.
xoxo, badass 📞🖤
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stay bad & on fleek, lil baddies !
—crystal
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chochuuya · 5 months
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boy next door.
hanma shuji x fem!reader
disclaimers: hair down and glasses hanma is in mind, he calls you miss perfect, slow burn kinda, college/uni setting, mentions of weed & alcohol, you & him are of the same age, hanma shuji in general 🚬
note: please do read with precaution. more suitable for those 18+, even though the overall fic is fluff and this is a sfw blog (^^ゞ
word count: 2.2k [2262]
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it’s been a few weeks since you’ve moved into a new neighbourhood, finally gaining independence and a new start in university.
the problem is, it’s anything but positive.
boom. boom. boom.
you swore that you could feel your windows pane rattle due to the loud music coming from next door.
trying to keep your cool, you found yourself in front of your new neighbour’s doorstep, apparently named hanma shuji. you shouldn’t have to be doing this. again. it’s 2 in the morning.
you knocked his door, hoping to get an answer or at least tell him to lower down his music.
there’s no response from within.
you knock a little louder and a second later, his front door swings open.
hanma, wearing only boxers, leans on the door’s frame, rubbing his eyes. his hair is disheveled and his voice is hoarse when he speaks to you.
“...what?”
unfazed by his appearance, you sighed before explaining yourself. “for the fifth time this week hanma, can you please lower down your volume? people are trying to sleep.”
he just stares at you, his brow furrowing. his gaze is... piercing and cold.
“look, i don’t really care about people trying to sleep. its friday; i have a party to throw.”
“at 2 am?” you didn’t even try to sneak a peek at his place. you would rather not.
hanma rolled his eyes.
“it's early; the majority aren’t here yet. but the ones that are here are having a good time.”
you stayed quiet, trying to process his words.
“fine, whatever. do whatever you please.”
he smirked, noticing your reaction and gives a mocking smirk.
“if you’re going to act like a grouch, go back to bed. it’s not like you’re invited anyway. i don’t like the look of you, miss perfect.”
“don’t like the way i look but calls me that.. what an idiot.” you mumbled to yourself and went back to your house, which is oh, so conveniently next to his.
he watched as you started to walk away.
“oh, you aren’t leaving already, are you? i thought you wanted to have a discussion with me.”
“what discussion? i only asked you to turn down your music, hanma.” you deadpanned. “good night.” you went back to the comfort of your own home.
he didn’t like that. the volume of the music increased again. the thumping and bass became even louder than before, probably just to annoy you.
you heard footsteps approaching your front door, and him knocking loudly. “hey, come out. i just wanted to talk.”
you opened the door a tiny bit as you glare at him irritated.
“what is it that you want now?”
“what i want?” he asked bitterly. “i want you to stop being such a goddamn prude.”
taken aback by that remark, you opened your door wider and your arms crossed.
“excuse me?”
hanma stepped forward, towering over you. his face was just inches away from yours, with your head tilted upward to look at him.
“i said, don’t be so uptight. just come to one of my parties already, you stick-in-the-mud.”
“i'd rather be sleeping.”
he was speechless and eyes widened as he looked down at you.
“you’re not serious, right? you’d rather be sleeping, rather than partying? it’s a friday night! everyone’s having fun, but you choose to be a loner instead?” his tone was dripping with sarcasm and he couldn’t help but sneer.
“yeah, so good night.” you closed your door once more and actually turned off the lights, trying to shoo him away.
“no wait, come ba—”
he tried opening your door, but it was locked.
“damn it...” he muttered to himself, before returning to his own home. the music continued to go on through the night.
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the next two weeks went by without the hanma shuji hosting another party. the peace had been restored, and you started to relax...
..that is, until the following tuesday.
you woke up at the ungodly hour of 4 in the morning, the loud roaring music of another party disturbing your sleep. you covered your ears in annoyance and got up to investigate.
you knocked on his door.
there he is.. just in boxers, opening his door again. his hair was wild but still somehow looked good on him. he yawned and his voice sounded raspy.
“what do you want? it’s 4am.” he stared at you sleepily, a small smirk forming on his lips as he remembered your previous encounter.
you eyed him sharply, annoyed. “how did you even sleep with music that loud?! turn it down, hanma.”
the music started again, now slightly quieter. he turned to you and once again, he did not hold back his words as they came out sharp.
“what, didn’t your parents ever teach you to mind your own business? stay in your lane, miss perfect. nobody asked you to butt into my matters and my lifestyle.”
he pushed his hair away from his face and rolled his eyes, as if your request was the dumbest thing he’d ever heard.
oh, you hoped he finds his brain back there with the amount of times he have been rolling his eyes every time you both talk.
“when your loud ass music comes to my range of hearing, it is already my business hanma. you're going to be the death of me one day.”
before you could make it back into your house, he walked up next to you, looking down at you once again.
“awww, that’s cute of you to assume that i’d ever let my music be the death of you.” his voice was cold and sarcastic, but the way he said it... sent chills down your spine.
“night's still young, and my party’s just getting going. do you mind if you... join in?”
“yes i would mind.”
typical hanma looked you up and down for a good few seconds, as if trying to decide whether or not he should keep pestering you. his gaze was sharp, and almost unsettling. and to your surprise, he actually chuckled at you.
“oh come on! i’m not letting you off that easily. i want to see you let loose for one night. you need a break from that uptight and workaholic personality you’ve got going on.”
“i don’t see the point of having parties at 4 in the morning.”
he chuckled again.
“because it’s a party, (y/n). you don’t see the point? well, let me show you then. come join us.” he took your arm and held it, waiting for a response from you.
“fine but i won’t stay long.” you reluctantly followed him into his place.
“us?” you thought to yourself.
almost immediately, the strong smell of cigarette and people almost knocked you out. your eyes dart everywhere at the crowd and felt out of place.
as soon as you walk in, you notice a few people standing against various walls in the living room. there’s also people dancing and sitting on the couch, chatting away. the smell of the devil’s lettuce is overwhelming, and it feels strange to see this side of your neighbourhood.
hanma led you to the couch where he sat, looking at you and grinning. “sit with me!” he gestured to the couch.
“make yourself at home.”
you had to cover your nose and mouth with a hand or else you would start to cough like a kid. you sit next to him anyway, since it is probably the safest.
hanma laughed at your reaction, not even bothering trying to mask his smirk.
“don’t be so dramatic, (y/n). it’s just pot!” he chuckled. “here.”
he handed you what appeared to be a.. cancer stick in your eyes.
“oh no, thank you.” you declined his offer, shaking your head.
he chuckled again — he was probably quite entertained by your reactions tonight.
“oh, come on. live a little!” he raised the joint near your face, almost forcing you to take it.
“i’m leaving if you push it any further.” you deadpanned.
he narrowed his eyes, but eventually let out a sigh.
“fiiiine, you have no fun.” he said mockingly. he took a huge hit from his cig and then exhaled the smoke slowly, before grinning at you.
“how about... just have a sip of my beer, then?you can’t be that picky when it comes to alcohol, miss perfect.”
you may not be much of a drinker but you can handle it. you hesitantly took the beer from his hand— force of habit, you wiped the opening with your hoodie before taking a sip.
“there.” you gave it back to him.
he giggled and stared at you with his arms crossed. his gaze was almost piercing. he didn’t say anything for a moment, probably waiting to tease you more.
“how old are you, again, (y/n)?”
“you don’t ask a lady that, hanma.”
he laughed. “oh, shut up. that’s a pathetic response. you’re in college, right? then just tell me your age already. you’re obviously not a little girl, so just tell me and drop the act for a second.”
you were getting irritated by the minute and feeling humid too from the crowd.
“you first.”
he smirked at your response. “fine, i'm __. now your turn, miss prude.”
you swear he just knows how to annoy you every time. you rolled your eyes.
“same age then, jerk.”
“well, well. same age, huh? that’s funny, i’d think you were way older since you act like, i don’t know... a grandma?” he laughed at his own joke as he took a sip out of his drink.
the night, or should i say morning.. dragged on until you managed to escape from his party. you took the opportunity to sleep until the actual morning.
you woke up feeling fresh and did your usual routine before throwing away your trash.
you made your way to the outside bins and that’s when you notice hanma was standing next to you. he stared at you with his piercing eyes, no surprise there.
“you know, the more that i see you around, the more annoyed i get. you’re a walking headache, (y/n).” he had an annoying smirk on his face once again — his way of trying to wind you up.
“good morning to you too, i guess.” you said nonchalantly as you threw away the trash.
hanma didn’t reply to you right away, just watched you throw away your trash without a word. you noticed that he seemed... distracted, his gaze wandering from you, to something or someone else.
something was annoying him.
“you just woke up, yet you look better than i do.” he said, his voice low. even for hanma, it was an unusual comment, as if he was trying to... compliment you?
you raised an eyebrow. “..thank you?”
you would give a more.. sassy reply like he should cut down on the damn cigs and alcohol but maybe next time.
he chuckled softly and leaned up against the wall. “no problem. i’m just saying you look good.”
he stared at you for a good few seconds, then finally spoke up again.
“do you have anything planned right now?”
“not really but—”
“you want to grab a cup of coffee with me?” he asked bluntly. he waited for a response. of course, he had a smirk on his face again, as if he was expecting you to refuse and then for him to say something smart or sarcastic in response.
you couldn’t believe your own ears and looked at him as if he transformed into a different person.
“i’m sorry, what?”
he shrugged, his tone slightly softer.
“i’m asking you out for coffee.” he looked at you as if it was the most normal thing in the world. “i’d like to get to know you.”
“uh.. sure, coffee it is.” you were still slightly surprised though but he asked nicely.
hanma nodded to you and if you were quick and had looked closely, he smiled to the ground. his eyes seemed less sharp than before.
“good. let’s go now.” he then offered you a hand to hold, waiting for you to accept.
“and stop acting so surprised. i’m not such a bad person, you know.”
“well, you are annoying.” you took your hand in his anyway.
he nodded in agreement, chuckling to himself. he was actually quite surprised that you accepted his offer so quickly.
both of you went and walked off together to a nearby coffee shop.
“do you have a boyfriend, or anything?” he asked out of nowhere.
that caught you off guard and almost made you choke on your own spit. you looked up to him in disbelief.
“right off the bat??”
he shrugged as he walked beside you.
“i’ve never liked beating around the bush, it pisses me off. besides, that way, i know if i have any chance of getting to know you more without stepping on some other guy or chick's toes.”
he was completely unbothered by your reaction to his question. in fact, he didn’t seem to care.
“what’s the big deal with that question?” he smirked. “answer the question, (y/n).”
“no, i don’t have one hanma.”
“i’m.. actually surprised. so, i have a chance huh?”
you scoffed. you knew that he was just trying to gouge a reaction out of you. shortly after, you two arrived to the coffee shop.
he ordered an iced coffee for himself, and got one for you as well. hanma's gaze was still fixated on you.
“so, what’s someone like you doing being single?”
oh, he isn’t wasting any time eh?
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💌 hanma for ray!! @h4nman
this is.. the longest solo character fic i've ever written. just testing the waters hehe \_ヘ(ω・`) all likes & reblogs are vv much appreciated! ♡
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yermes · 8 months
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PAC: 🚬
Achieving my bimbo vampire step mom aesthetic by: sleeping all day, picking up one of my besties even tho i’m so sick the sun hurts my eyes, cannot see, cannot hear so I am just playing all my shows and music on MAX volume as I slowly decay in the background. I GOT SICK AGAIN THIS TIME WITH AN EAR INFECTION 😭 and head cold. But hey theres going to be a super blue moon and a visible Saturn. What a vibe. Ruler of both Cap and Aqu it really depicts the veil which so gently divides the as above so below. It also has a great many other of Correspondences but in MY working on the 30th thats what my focus is on. To me saturn is like the collab between Bauer and Lululemon. Lets see how you as an individual represent duality in your own life.
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The Hierophant 🪦
Magus of the Eternal Gods, Vau, Nail
Honestly such a great card which represents both physical strength and none physical strength. As well as the macrocosm and microcosm. The microcosm which is reflected in man is just a small ecosystem of the divine which we can pick apart and associate with small aspects of the universe. Aka. Magic kinda. However with the divinity in man comes the primal in man. And while this card celebrates the divinity it reversed also represents the unorthodox vulnerable aspects of the individual. Connect the two. They do not have to be strangers.
Princess of wands 🚰
Venus in fire, firey aspect of earth, earth in the fires of aziluth, malkuth
The line between self love and self destruction is a FINE LINE and your ass is cutting it CLOSEEEEE. If you have to ask yourself: when does passion turn into arrogance. When does your zest for life make you broke asf and lead you to realize your zest may not have been so real at all but a delusion you under took for survival. When does the real and the fake collide and when do you recognize it?
The lovers 🕯️
Children of the Voice Divine, Zain, Sword
This card kinda sends me because it depicts Perseus saving Andromeda which yeah thats a cute love story. But are they in love or is that shit Stockholm syndrome. This card also has a strong connection to its opposite- the temperance. Basically big dawg love can go in any direction. You may be a stockholm syndrome delulu baddie who grows into love or it goes into disunion discord and all that ugly shit. Love can both create and destroy.
Princess of swords 🪜
Venus in air, earth in the air of Yetzirah, malkuth
Well it is human nature isn’t it? You can make and you can break and its all kind of the same when you think about it. When you put to much logic into it you almost lack that moral understanding because feelings almost cannot fit into your logical one track minded world view. While being free and creative you could also be stubborn and harsh which in time will dwindle your creativity. At your best you have many skills, talents, ideas. At your worst you are the conflict between earth and air. Insecure and at times not compatible with yourself. Open yourself up do not keep shutting yourself down.
Extras: I may have posted that extra ass thing abt piercing the veil but that is a lie I’m fr just trying to manifest some dick and get you an extra step daddy be blessed.
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samalong1 · 1 year
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Smoker as a dad
🚬the man whose known foe being terrifying and unhealthy to even be around due to second hand smoke never expected to be a dad so he was quite shocked to hear you wanted him to be one
🚬none of the other marines would know about it he doesn't like to share personal buisness he'll took 5 years for them ti find out he married you because he simply doesn't feel the need to share stuff about himself to coworkers
🚬they only find out when you go to his office baby in hand for him to watch over while he worked after a personal emergency
🚬he's a active parent doesn't get the never changed the diaper dad style but when he was in his office child in arms he was clueless
🚬had such a strict rule of no home stuff sinking into work and no work stuff coming home it short circuited him
🚬many marines seemed to walk by his door and slowing down at the window to see if the rumors about Smoker really holding a small child responding to their mindless babble with nods and I sees
🚬not even the town believes their eyes when he is seen holding the baby ordering them their first icecream
🚬whenever he has the baby he's always seen with no cigars pribally the first time many people saw him without it
🚬poor guy even though he smokes for his devil fruit powers its hard not to get addicted as soon as you were co firmed pregnant he was aggresivly chewing on chewing tobacco so you woudnt inhale a single puff of second hand smoke
🚬even though he makes good bank at the marines he doesn't belive in buying some big house when he diesnt need it
🚬you two simply had a 2 bed 1 bathroom house on one floor
🚬the 2nd room was used for his home office but no way he would want to move to a entire new house just for a office he could move to his bedroom
🚬soon the room once filled with ships in the bottles,collection of fine cigars,and marine memphoriblia was soon replaced with diapers and toys
🚬his child would nit be allowed to het away with anything under the exuse of who their dad was Smoker hares abusing a title
🚬once when your kid was out playing and pushed over another kid saying how their dad was a marine boss and he could beat up their dad
🚬the entire group of kids went silent as smoker suddenly appeared infront of him
🚬your poor kid
🚬probally woudnt use physical discipline at most gets a bonk on the head by his hand when they do something completely stupid
🚬after a long day after work of changing diapers and trying to get a fussy kid to eat his damn veggies he'd lay next to you head in your chest calmly asking for another
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Whatever she does for employment, she can give it up and be hired immediately by the Smoking Academy to lecture exclusively on the art of exhaling! She has it mastered in this clip without any question!
NEW SERIES!
VIDEO OF THE WEEK🚬 🚬(SF HALL OF FAME)🚬 NUMBER 5 IN THE SERIES!
For the Week of 092423-100123
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ + | Five-Plus "Stars"
From vs120shound staff | ★★★★★ (L)
Sophia of FutureSmoke!
No video in our network -- vs120shound, lostlighter23, vs120shound-2 and lostlighter23-darkside -- has garnered more official reactions than this no doubt, first-ballot SF Hall-of-Fame video. Not even close; not remotely. It has reached 512 postive responses, "like" or re-blogs! That's a huge number.
. . . in this video, when compared and contrasted to all others in the history of our network -- exlusively vs120shound from the summer of 2018, when it was created, until we gave birth on March 19 to lostlighter23 (then vs120shound-2 on April 25 and finally to lostlighter23-darkside on July 13) -- until now, well, no other video uploaded on our brand has surpassed this one with the strength, volume and shape of exhales on display! Credit to Sophia no doubt for much of that exhaling power (and the pull on the drag and sucking down deep into the lungs of the inhale), but some praise for the memorable results must also go to the cameraperson and the conditions set up with which he or she got to make this shoot. And that would be the room's temperature, humidity, air movement (wind) and lighting. Add framing and her positioning to the mix and it all helped to combine for the Perfect Storm for sensational exhales by Sophia. Historic exhales. Legendary. Iconic. Superlative. Incomparable. You get the picture; you know the story. Her exhales are impressive in the first third of the video, which is 3:19 in duration (199 seconds), but then it picks up, particularly for the two drags exhales while she is crouching. It takes Sophia approximately 22 seconds of "putzing" around at the clip's start before she lights up. In all, she takes 12 tokes. The final 35 seconds gives us, perhaps, the two best, most voluminous (belief-defying) exhales of the lot, complementing the two during the crouches. Believe, sadly to report, Ms. Sophia was a one-and-done'r with FutureSmoke, which is a fine, fine SF website but did not quite realize its potential, though it did bring us mature Carol and sisters Elena and Julia on the Spanish coast of the Mediterranean Sea!
Sophia, the SF "The Exhale Champion!"
Photos of Sophia (all from www.futuresmoke.com)
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