#swagless ass!!!

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

[luckycl0ve]

mr. of waterdeep. i like him

[natjennie]

GLEAMING BONDOOK OP FROM THE CIVVY! WE'LL HAVE HIM OUT BOSHING JERRY IN NO TIME! THERE'S A HARE THERE'S A HARE THERE'S A HARE. THERE'S A HARE. POM POM!

[kingjasnah]

i loved being scottybaited in the snw finale but of all the tos crewmen i think deserve a spot in strange new worlds sneason two it's riley. you guys remember riley. he's like professionally annoying AND has also survived a genocide like go go put his ass in Situations

[arundolyn]

Happy birthday, Susano'o!

[sinlizards]

have you played through zero time dilemma? asking bc I have played 999 and VLR but the bland artstyle of the 3rd game made it so much less engaging to me and I'm curious if you think it's worth playing through

I have! ZTD is definitely the weakest in the series when it comes to character design but ngl the promo/box art is a huge inspiration for me i love how grungy and atmospheric it is but i can understand if not everyones into that sorta thing

as to if i think ZTD is worth playing through I talked about that more here but expanding on that further: if you are invested enough in Zero Escape as a whole and go in with low expectations i think its worth a shot. It suffers a Lot from trying to tackle so much but has a few morsels of interesting ideas

[otrtbs]

YOU ARE SUCH A NOSE PIERCE PERSON

WMSMSJA THANK YOU!!!!!! i love my nose hoop so bad. like so bad. i’ve had it for like 6 years at this point so it’s a part of me ,,,,

[tiredguyswag]

why are all the men in cs all tits no ass

[kinokoshoujoart]

devastating news, rocklovers

so uh that “mr. rock is really popular in the city!” line your kid can say

i checked the original jp because uh, says who?? cite your source kiddo

also bonus bonus

found a hidden test rock dialogue line in awl and anwl slightly related to this. listed as message 0 in the rock dialogue file

「…………ボクよりモテちゃあ、イヤだよ！」

“………….I can’t stand others getting more (female) attention than me!”

[sambuchito]

:/

[ottiliere]

do you think dirks apartment would be bare or cluttered

This ask reminds me of the tags on this post specifically because... so true. not enough people are brave enough to make him as weird and gross as he is.

I mean, looking at his actual room is like...

it's not "that bad". right. this is a teenager's room. but it's noticably a little messy? and of course a lot of this can be attributed to the fact that he wasn't raised by anybody and is therefore very pragmatic about his environment (e.g., why would I make the bed if I'm just going to mess it back up later?) (IMO a lot of this could be said for Roxy as well, like... her room is equally as cluttered...these kids have no PARENTS to come in and tell them to clean up after themselves).

Overall I think he would be a clean person & very meticulous in, like, only certain respects... he's the type to have a very high tolerance to very certain types of messes. his "organized chaos" except it's even weirder than the generally understood concept of that. certain types of actual garbage do not phase him while others he needs to get rid of immediately and it doesn't make sense to anybody but him. I'd imagine it's largely a sensory experience for him, or at least that would be his basis for what bothers him and what doesn't.. it isn't like he's lazy or idle or anything liek that, he's just got a specific vision of what his environment does and doesn't benefit from.

I imagine he categorizes taking care of himself like this too but with the added concern of like...if for some reason he might be seen or otherwise encountered by someone meaningful to him, that would be a concern. i think any iteration of him has this feeling of pretending to be human in one way or another, somehow in my mind that is very linked to the physical practices of personal grooming and presentation.

[twinkinspector]

sometimes i write dialogue for denki and think, "god, that sounds so cringe," but then i picture him saying it and it's no longer cringe and i want to fuck him :(

[rebootz]

i know that it's tuesday now but i was on planes for most of munday so have it now

[futurecentury]

I don’t believe in using wojak / chad memes bc their origins suck but god if there was ever a crying guy vs chad pair of characters ever it is ulube and wong