mr bean's holiday is genuine cinema. one of the best films of all time idc its amazing
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Hey dude I noticed your hatred for me reflects your general distain for humanity. You're really gonna pin me to the ground and scream how much you despise me while you rip into my flesh? Dude there's people watching. You're a fucking monster dude. What? Not going to respond? Have you accepted it? You despise me so much you are willing to give up what little humanity you have left just so you can win. When you kill me my body at your feet will represent your own death. With my blood on your hands everyone will see you as the irredeemable piece of filth that I know you are. This isn't a fight anymore. I will stand here and bare my chest to you and let you kill me so I am proven right. Not like in a gay way though
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ellie: *pops out of the door like a feral cat*
joel: what the fuck *instinctively uses her momentum to launch her face-first into a wall*
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{🩷 +5 𝒂𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 }
Inspired by: To Dream in Shades of Green - Intensely_Reading
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