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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament Entry #46

The Earth-Saving Alien Dick

[ID: Three panels from Stormwatch comic. The first is Jack Hawksmoore with his shirt off, about to remove his pants. He says, "You really don't want--" He's cut off by an agent off-panel, who says, "Drop 'em. Then turn and go down on your knees." Jack replies, "Execution style."

In the second panel, the Secret Service agent, a blonde woman, stares horrified at Jack's now naked crotch region, saying "Oh. Oh my god -- Who did that to -- oh goddd"

In the last panel, the Secret Service agent turns to vomit off panel. Her speech bubble, representing vomiting noises, reads, "URRRGGG HRAULP" /END ID]

What Happened?

In Stormwatch (1993) #43, Jack Hawksmoore is cornered by a Secret Service agent who orders him to strip before she kills him in order to make his death attract more attention than the conspiracy she's covering up (an absolutely batshit plan anyway). Jack warns her that she doesn't want to do that, but she insists. Seeing his penis(?? or whatever the situation is down there) is apparently so horrifying that she vomits on the spot.

At the time this just meant that the aliens who modified the rest of him also fucked up his dick. However, due to later retcons that revealed Jack was not abducted and modified by aliens but rather humans from the future in order to save Earth from impending doom, it's implied that whatever horrifying modifications were made to his genital area were necessary to save the world.

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Tournament polls will be posted after all entries are up. As always you can find all posts related to the tournament using #dc-polls-trh

[eepejay]

authority redesign

[atlasspade]

Hold on being the change I wanna see in the world

Your welcome

[macbethz]

tumblrs done eroticism of the machine are we ready to talk about the city as a living organism yet or

[dailydccomics]

The Authority by Jim Lee

[tomoleary]

Arthur Adams - Authority #1 including The Engineer, Midnighter, Apollo, Jack Hawksmoor, Swift, The Doctor and Jenny Quantum (2006) Source (17MP)

[not-gay-batman]

So many of you know that Apollo and a Midnighter were first inspired by Superman and Batman. But what less of you may know, is that just last year both Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill resigned from their roles as Superman and Batman prior to the announcement of the Authority movie….

IM JUST SAYING

[buds-and-baubles]

alright hear me out for the authority movie:

intro of the movie starts off with jenny sparks talking. then cuts to a fighting sequence to the song sunshine, lollipops and rainbows by lesley gore. it freezes on each character for a moment with their name and title like in the first issue of vol 1 of the authority.

[bellandeano]

king of cities & the sun god

[poiverine]

the squad

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"That Really Happened?!" DC Comics Tournament

Round 3 - Match A2

[ID: Two images of cropped comics panels. The first is Monsieur Mallah cradling the Brain. The second image is a female Secret Service agent in shock staring at Jack Hawksmoore's naked crotch, which is turned away from the viewer. /END]

Moving on from their rounds against Batman and Superman and Barda we have...

My Favorite Same-Sex Couple in DC Comics is Technically Bestiality and Metaphorically Incest

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The Earth-Saving Alien Dick

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Which one is more shocking, unbelievable or just plain wild?

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[eepejay]

Colored some of the sketches. This brain rot is driving me to do so much art. Mb for spamming the tags for the past 3 months.

[towritecomicsonherarms]

The Authority - FanArt by HernanCabrera

[kermit-coded]

jack tells midnighter that he needs to get a hobby other than killing people and so he joins one of the those biker gangs that protects abused kids when they go to court. he says it's because he gets to beat up assholes but really it's because he's a dad at heart.

[solipseismic]

honestly a shame that midnighter never calls jack "jack offsmoor" i feel like theey could have had something there

[lacrarte]

The Authority by Brett Booth.