#jaegon

[jaegonsmoon]

Aemond: Are our nephews looking at us?

Aegon: No.

Aemond: That won’t do…

Aegon: Wha—

Aemond: Time to make a scene. *punches Aegon*

[lieujones]

*Lucemond wedding*

Lucerys: We need a flower girl

Aegon: *clears throat*

Aemond: Jaehaera and your sister would love it

Aegon: *clears throat louder*

Lucerys: Yeah, but Visenya might be too youn-

Aegon: DEAR GODS, LET ME DO IT. PLEASE. I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN. PLEASE BROTHER, PLEASE.

Jacaerys, dark circles under his eyes, handing Aemond a hundred-dollar bill: Let him do it.

[potato-frenzy]

I have so much more to say about that AU actually like shit this has been eating my brain for weeks. Have some headcanons

- Rhaenyra calls Aegon her 'special boy' in much the same vein as she calls Luke her 'sweet boy'. Aemond is 'little warrior' even when he passes her in height.

- Aegon actually grows the closest to Laenor out of all the children. He takes his death the hardest.

- Aemond was two when Luke was born and immediately asked if he could have him when introduced.

- Laena doesn't die in this one, so Vhagar stays with her. Rhaenyra takes Aemond to Dragonstone and Vermithor basically goes 'it's about fucking time!'.

- Rhaenyra has a half second consideration of betrothing Aegon and Helaena and she asks him about it. His immediate response is 'please gods no. I love my sister but we'd make each other miserable'.

- Jace and Aegon stay best friends and make it everyone's problem but the only one who knows that Aegon is in love with his adopted brother is Laenor. He buries it in wine when Laenor is gone but not to the same extent as in canon.

- Aegon receives the love he needs to thrive and dedicates himself to one day being Jace's Hand of the King.

- Aemond, ever the ballsy second son, takes what he wants. He and Luke are each other's first everything and no one finds out that they're obsessed with each other until Aemond asks Rhaenyra if the gods of Old Valyria would bless a union between two men. She says yes he can marry a man but he's going to need to keep it a secret because the people of Westeros won't like it. This leads to a massive family meeting between the Targaryens and Velaryons about the fact that Luke and Aemond are determined to get married but they need heirs.

TBC

[bitterseaproduction]

Black-Green Kid Dynamics

Aegon & Aemond: Sitcom duo where one of them is SO much more competent and just done with everything, and the other is simultaneously dead inside AND the life of the party.

Aegon & Helaena: They are horrible together, but boy is it hilariously awkward third-wheeling them. Watch how many expressions Aegon can make in .5 seconds when Helaena says anything.

Aemond & Helaena: Just that Gordon Ramsey "Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous" meme. (Aegon is the donkey.)

Aegon & Jace: They make each other worse. I love it.

Aegon & Luke: They make each other worse. THEY love it.

Jace & Luke: Little boy balancing out his rougher, protective big bro.

Baela & Rhaena: Little sis balancing out her rougher, protective big sis.

Jace & Baela: Iconic Power Couple.

Jace & Rhaena: Iconic Amicable In-Laws.

Jace & Helaena: Iconic Precious Cinnamon Rolls.

Aegon & Baela: Someone get the popcorn, the girls are fighting.

Aegon & Rhaena: Even HE feels awkward being an asshole to that sweetheart.

Luke & Rhaena: Wholesome babes looking out for one another.

Luke & Baela: Baela over here doing the 'I've only had Luke for a day and a half-' bit from B99.

Aemond & Rhaena: OOF, watch out, guys, the girls are gonna fight. (Again.)

Aemond & Baela: Okay, seriously, they are GOING to fight. Somebody break them up.

Aemond & Jace: Who let them in the same room together? This will NOT end well, please!

Helaena & Baela: Have basically three words to say to each other, but will mutually lay down their lives for one another.

Helaena & Rhaena: These two deserve the best and thus each other. The BFF+ potential is through the roof.

Helaena & Luke: Not quite BFF material but again, two good souls sitting in a room, clearing my complexion with their sweetness. No supervision required.

Aemond & Luke: *maniacal laughing slowly devolving into ugly sobs*

[sincerelyourswhistledown]

I’m cackling over the idea of the Greens and Blacks time travelling to the future. The Greens in this AU would be Alicent, Aegon, Aemond, and Haelaena while for the Blacks side it’s Rhaenyra, Daemon, Jacaerys, Lucerys, Baela, and Rhaena. No Joffrey, Viserys, or Aegon the Younger in this because they’re babies and deserve a good night’s sleep.

For some reason both sides find themselves in the future, everything seemed pretty much the same until an older Lucerys enters the room with a toddler on his hip. It was pretty easy to figure out who the man was, besides the mature features, Lucerys pretty much looked the same and Rhaenyra could spot her child anywhere.

Now what was interesting was the child on his hip. It was obviously his, judging by how familiar and comfortable the babe was clinging on to him, but what really caught their attention was that the child had silver hair and lilac eyes. The colouring of the child pretty much narrowed their guesses to WHO the child’s sire was. The possibility of another noble lord was completely cancelled out. It couldn’t be a Velaryon because the boy was fair skinned. Before any of them could try to guess or ask the older Lucerys, the doors open and nearly a dozen children bursts inside the room giggling and chasing each other.

The entire room gawks at the gaggle of light haired and brunette children entering the room, Alicent had nearly choked when she found one child who looked like the carbon copy of a young Aemond but instead of silver locks, the boy was sporting dark hair. There was one that looked like too much like Lucerys but had a different shape nose.

When an older Aemond finally enters the room, immediately sticking close to Lucerys’ side and wrapping a protective arm around his waist, Alicent all but faints at the realisation that her second son had married and mated Lucerys Velaryon. Rhaenyra wasn’t any better, the poor woman had all but clung to the younger Luke, holding on to him like a crutch.

Aegon, who looked to be the only one enjoying himself was busy counting the little ones in the room. With the toddler on the older Lucerys’ hip, he had counted about twelve and he could do nothing but bursts into laughter. His own brother had sired a dozen children with the bastard that he claimed to despise.

When an older Aegon enters the room, heavily pregnant and with a fussing Jacaerys trailing after him, Aegon stops laughing.

[thevillainsfangirl]

T-shirt that says "Dirty Little Proshipper" across the titties.

[abyssal-divers]

[helaenasaegon]

Aegon, crying, sniffling, eyes wet and red, voice nasely: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Helaena: "I'd probably love you even more. And I'd make a little worm home for you!"

Jacaerys: "Of course. I would find a way."

Aemond: "No?? Gross."

[thepinkdread]

Two years after Aegon disappeared and Rhaenyra took the Iron Throne as the rightfull Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Jacaerys unwittingly stubbles upon Aegon, hiding under a false identity in a Pentosi pleasure house.

[02x14]

HOTD incorrect quotes (3/??)

[jaegonsmoon]

real life footage of these four idiots

[lieujones]

Jacaerys: You know, Aemond gives Luke flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Aegon: Okay.

*later, the same day*

Aegon: *gives Luke flowers*

Lucerys: ???

Jacaerys: ???

Aegon: I don't know, I'm confused as well

Aemond: Do that again and I will end you.

[notyour-valentine]

My main modern!HOTD headcanon is that Rhaenyra is Aemma's daughter from a first marriage and only Viserys' stepdaughter, but he adopted her, loved her as his own, made her heir to his fortune and prefers her to all his biological children

That way all the ships work (bcs for me incest in modern!au is just a bit far and also very illegal)

[freya-captain]

Modern AU - Siblings’ pranks

Aegon: Jace, if Aemond asks you where I am, don't tell him okay?

Jacaerys: Okay... Why?

Aegon: No reason

Jacaerys: Egg, what did you do?

Aegon: Wow. So you just automatically assume I did something, huh?

Aegon: Why can't it have been him? I guess it's too much to expect some loyalty from my own boyfriend smh

Jacaerys: Cut the crap, Egg. Last week you replaced his toothpaste with hemorrhoid ointment

Aegon: Oh yeah that was good

Jacaerys: So what did you do?

Aegon: …I knew Luke is coming to his place tonight, and I hid the dirty socks beneath his bedsheets and stole all his lube

Jacaerys: Okay, that is pretty good

[sincerelyourswhistledown]

Lucemond is tragic because they die never realising they love each other while Jacegon is tragic because although they’re both aware they love each other, Aegon knows Jace will always choose duty over him.

[futuristicpenguinwizard]

Jace in the middle of an argument with Aegon: why don't you say something?

Aegon: I think-

Jace: shut up