#jakes chatter

[striiiderse]

[vgilantee]

i feel like the enemies with benefits trope works sooooo well with hangman too.. especially like if he heard you rambling one day about how a man couldn't make u cum and he offered to help you in that area but you just laughed in his face hahah yeah he was taking that personally

yes!! he’s such a dickhead.

just talking shit with phoenix at the bar one day, complaining about your last hookup because “just another guy that couldn’t make me cum. they don’t even put the effort in! just arch your back, close your eyes and let out those little ‘oh ah ah yes!’ sounds and they’re all fooled. none of them know how to actually get a woman off” and phoenix is cackling at your fake moaning because she knows the half-effort show you put on works on guys, she’s done it herself.

“none is a pretty broad statement, hazard. just need a proper man.”

“oh as if you’ve ever made a woman cum, hangman.”

cut to your thighs over his shoulders, him occasionally nipping at the skin while his fingers curl and piston inside of you. you have tears pricking at the corners of your eyes when he grazes his teeth over your clit before sucking it into his mouth, making you cum on his fingers. again.

“hang… please…” you whine out because his fingers haven’t stopped. you don’t know whether you’re begging for him to fuck you on his cock, or to give you a break.

“just admit i know how to make you cum, pretty thing, and i’ll give you anything you want” and you can feel his lips quirk up into a satisfied smirk when you try babble out an answer

“g- go fuck- oh holy shit. fuck yourself, hangman.”

“rather enjoying fingerfucking you, right now, so i’ll pass”

UGH HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE

i haven’t written for top gun in so long but christ glenn powell… what a man

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Hello! It's lonely-cereal. I really adore your blog since I've been obsessed with the promised neverland for over 4 years. And I wanted to tell you an idea I had/hear your thoughts.

So, I'm currently writing a promised neverland x OC. (Canon timeline.) and I came up with line a fanmade demon world plant. It's called muerte. It works the very opposite of the Vida plant. It's related to it. Vida is like it's "evil twin." instead of sucking the life out of it's victims, it can undo the effects of vida If so desired. It only withers if the person who's touched it last is dying or has died. Since "Vida." means life in Spanish, but takes life away, I named the fanmade one muerte since that means "death." in Spanish, even though it can bring life back. I thought it'd be an interesting concept for promised neverland fandictions.

It started when Ray and my OC found it and gave one to each other to make sure the other was always safe before my OCS shipment.

It looks like this.

Anyways I just wanted to hear your thoughts about it since I believe it could be cool for TPN AUS or oneshots.

Heyyo 👋

Going to digress a bit to start off, but one of my reservations with the series can be summed up with these tags from @whamss on this poll regarding the ending:

#nothing serious that happens to any ‘good’ character lasts if they’re younger than 20 lol #again its been a hot ass minute but tpn was at its best when Shirai knew how to raise stakes and make them feel actually serious

With the specification of "good character under twenty whose name the reader is aware of before they die" because during the bunker raid and Andrew's subsequent pursuit, there are six innocent children who are murdered.

(Chapter 111)

Fred's, Malcom's, and Mary's deaths are particularly brutal in that rather than shooting them from a distance, Andrew chose to relish bludgeoning them to death with the butt of his rifle until their faces were unrecognizable.

However, none of them have any significant moments in the narrative prior to dying, and their names aren't revealed until this extra in chapter 119. I distinctly remember feeling Shirai was trying to have his cake and eat it too, running with this to say "see, death is still a real possibility for these kids!" The effect is muted though when I don't know who they are besides "background character whose design I vaguely recognize from earlier chapters" and all ten members of the Goldy Pond Resistance survived their gun battle with the demon nobles.

Reading all that in chapter 85 and then seeing Paula and Sandy alive in chapter 96 was so jarring and kind of a "lol okay I guess" moment for me on my first read. It's not actively wishing for the death or brutalization of children who are already victims of the farm system but wanting to see lasting consequences that have weight to them and seeing how characters cope. Sandy loses an eye, but much like Emma losing her ear, we never see him note his long-term struggles with that loss, such as having a larger blind spot, the anxiety and anger that would understandably result in, or even minor annoyances that when stacked together weigh on him. Compare to Lucas who, while still a very capable character, does reflect on how the loss of his arm impedes him.

Tying that back around to muerte, my initial thought was that it similarly feels like it's cheating the narrative on a surface-level read and it seems to rely more on soft magic than the series typically does. Compare to Mujika's blood that has seemingly magical properties. While we're never given the specific details of how it works, Norman's explanations of demon physiology in chapters 120, 126, and 127 are enough to ground it in the hard science of this series' universe. It provides something their genomes are missing and is potent enough to permanently stabilize them upon introduction to the body through consumption.

But again, this is only a surface-level read and I don't know all the details of your story.

Vida is like it's "evil twin." Instead of sucking the life out of its victims, it can undo the effects of vida if so desired. It only withers if the person who's touched it last is dying or has died.

How does it undo the effects of vida, which draws up a being's blood into its stem and then carries it to its petals that results in its flowers blooming? Does it naturally create chemicals that when introduced into a being's bloodstream don't harm said being but cause a negative reaction in the vida plant, resulting in it shriveling up and dying? What of the stab wound still left by it, which is a major factor in its victim's death due to piercing their heart? Does it provide potent clotting agents to prevent a being from bleeding out after its removal as well as rapid mending to flesh?

I'm also a bit confused by what causes muerte to wither, assuming that it has to touch a being that's in the process of dying in order to counteract the vida and restore life to them. If a being uses it on another being but they're unaware they're dying from a disease like cancer, or adrenaline is pumping and they're unaware of a fatal wound when they go to help someone else, is muerte rendered ineffective?

Another thing to consider and something that could potentially offset the narrative convenience of being able to undo death is how it factors into demon culture. Gupna is a carryover from the original faith. Is muerte seen as unholy and are beings saved/revived by it seen as unnatural in the eyes of the general demon population and/or those who follow the original faith? Would that put a human or demon revived by it in conflict with Sonju? Is it highly regulated by the demon nobility as another means of controlling the demon population, or is it so rare it's believed to be an extinct species of plant? Are beings hindered in some way after being revived or are they fully restored to a clean bill of health? Having power over death in a series where it's treated as a genuine finality would dramatically alter a culture and its relationship with the afterlife.

It started when Ray and my OC found it and gave one to each other to make sure the other was always safe before my OCS shipment.

Since Ray isn't aware of the intricacies of the gupna ceremony prior to the explanation Sonju gives Emma, I'm assuming this is initially a sweet gesture between friends because they thought the flower looked pretty, and it unwittingly ends up saving your OC's life? Cute. |3

[oleandy]

anyone got the edit of this where it says jake english I NEED IT

[terabyte-teddybear]

jake coolice stimboard for anon! he has no official art and i didn’t want to use fanart so i hope you don’t mind what i came up with!

drinks / slime / seal

[justtuesdays]

ok, roomie: part i

A Tim Social Media AU

or the vlogger needs a new flatmate and her friends come to the rescue, sort of.

Masterlist

[velvtcherie]

i completely understand that james cameron was trying to form as many parallels as he could between jake and lo'ak but was neteyam's death really necessary

[daftysaph]

..... Is it too out of pocket to say that my only NOTP was jakedirk

[princeseerow]

token straight friend jake is funny but i also really love a jake who has been fully aware that hes bi for a long time but just didnt bother to tell anyone because it never crossed his mind that most people arent also bi

[solitarysurvival]

guy who just woke up: man jake’s whole post fog thing is rly like. no one i love needs me anymore and i will just have to accept that and not overestimate my importance in anyone’s life and go back to being alone which is absolutely what i deserve and fully the grave i dug for myself to begin with,

[striiiderse]

autism has got me in a severe grip akin to that of a large python

[golgathasdipshit]

Your name is Jake English, and you have just fallen twenty feet, wrenched your arm out of its socket, and broken one of your legs.  

You are twelve years old, the sun is going down, and you are certain you are about to die.  

[jakeenglishdaily]

i like that your reblog of our alphasesh post was tagged "the one and only" but there are in fact two englishes there

Caliborn is now an honourary jake english!

[oleandy]

i DO have a curse and it's called wanting to put dirkjake into everything.

[terabyte-teddybear]

pupgender (with a slightly desaturated flag) jake the dog from adventure time icons! ftu with credit

[boysoftheknight]

It's gettin' a lot colder now..if this cost of bloody living wasn't such a pain in the arse I'd have the heating on.

Brrrr.

- Grant