#janni brightchild

[onedayanauthor]

Just a little BCBP Marriage AU as a treat

Fun little AU where each character is married to at least one other party member. Sorry @bcbparty I can't help it, you made me think about weddings.

-Janni and Zelf married for love. Obviously they were made for each other! No explanation necessary.

-Patty and Janni married because Patty wanted to "appease" her parents, but then dropped the "actually, I married into a gay relationship and thus turned it into a polyamorous relationship, so suck on that!!" And that pissed her parents off a ton.

-Janni married Astra because he didn't want her to feel left out and Astra agreed to it because Janni made some good points about how being married to a paladin of Gavelyne could get her into lots of places where then she could find all sorts of reading materials (that she may or may not want to profit off of later).

-Astra married Zelf because she thinks you should keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. There is no love or romance in this marriage at all. But it's fun to piss off people who want to get one of them alone at any given time and they like to go, "WHAT?!?!? You want me to go talk to you without my WIFE/HUSBAND!?!?!"

-Patty married Zelf on a whim because once he cooked a really good recipe for Janni and Astra and would not make it vegan for Patty stating that he would only cook for a vegan if he was married to them. Zelf now cooks sooooooo many vegan dishes.

-Surprisingly, Patty and Astra are not married. Patty doesn't want to be tied down (she only sees her marriages to Zelf and Janni as events she completed to make her life easier (getting her parents off her back and getting more delicious meals daily)) meanwhile Astra does not like the idea of completing the "everyone is married to everyone else" circle because she's scared that something magic will happen if the connect all the links together (also she's scared of commitment... even though she's already married two other people)

[n0anix]

universe needs to stop giving me paladin characters to get attached to

anyways something something Janni Brightchild literal symbol of light i will die for him something something go listen to @bcbparty

[crocheddar]

My cage has been unlocked (I’ve caught up on episodes of bcb party), and I can finally make memes.

[avweckman]

Some BCBParty sketches I've done these past few weeks

[bcbparty]

Burnt Cook Book Party is a Pathfinder actual play podcast, where four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity race against time to prevent a war… and to prevent a time loop from resetting the entire game!

Join himbo resort-spa paladin Janni Brightchild, dry-witted battle chef Zelf, fey-addled oracle Astra Blep, and ratfolk-for-the-people Patty Hurts as they attempt to uncover what’s causing the time loop and put a stop to it – while preventing the rest of the party from learning their own dark past, by any means necessary.

If you’ve ever wondered how bad a dinner party can go, or what the best cut of meat on an eleflute is, Burnt Cook Book Party is the game for you. 

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[highmarshall-azure]

so you're telling me zelf is really a 7 year old child? janni innaj has had fucking legendary actions this whole time? janni brightchild has just been trapped in a cats body this last few months (or like a week in game I guess)? patti fucking ascended to some form of godhood? and astra is not exactly who she says she is - and this is unrelated to being a vampire? fuck

[n0anix]

just realised that all ttrpg podcasts I'm listening to rn have a paladin that's struggling with figuring out who he really is

either because their path in life has changed, they realised they've been lied to their whole life or they just have amnesia and literally don't know who they really are/were

[onedayanauthor]

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Hello All! It's time to start dropping some Burnt Cook Book Party memes, starting with episode 1!! Thank you @bcbparty for such a wonderful podcast!! You all have created something amazing and I'm so happy to be a part of the fandom!

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Potential Spoilers for BCBP

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