okay so whilst you were sharing your dane rot this morning. i had a thOt.
how would ✨️ sex ✨️ go with each of his characters (you've watched films of so far)
okay so I’ve omitted James Dean and Lucien Carr for obvious reasons! these are in order of newest to oldest after harry 💕 also writing this on his birthday so happy birthday dane 🥺 any not mentioned will be in part 2 !
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴇʜᴀᴀɴ’ꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ.
fandom dane dehaan / masterlist coming soon
featuring harry osborn x reader, carl e. x reader, chris lynwood x reader, billy bonney x reader, major valerian x reader, jan van loos x reader, lockhart x reader, zach orfman x reader, jason glanton x reader, cricket pate x reader
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content warning all smut, varying kinks, carl e’s section is dark (warnings attached), all characters including the reader is 18+
word count n.a / headcanons and concepts
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𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕤𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝟚 )
rough. he’s so rough.
loves getting head but won’t give it. head pusher / face fucker. loves it sloppy, wants to see you drool and cry.
makes you call him “sir” and “mr. osborn”
loves it when you beg, and has to gag you when he punishes you because the second you start to whine and beg him to fuck you, he gives in.
fucks you against the window in his office and chokes you from behind.
“You just take it so good, fucktoy. I want all of New York to see how talented you are.” and “Anyone who sees you like this, cockdrunk with your tits pressed to the glass, is going to envy me. I get to fuck you senseless and show everyone just how much of a whore you are for me.”
FREE. USE. he can and will use you anytime, anywhere.
degrading; not afraid to remind you that you were made to take his cock and that’s what you’re good at.
“You’re sir’s little set of holes, aren’t you? His needy, little cumslut. Say it.”
doesn’t use condoms, but insists you take birth control.
doesn’t hesitate to wrap his belt or his tie around your throat.
likes to watch your eyes go glassy once you’ve cum so many times you’ve lost count.
always cums inside you.
he’s bad at aftercare, but he’ll let you sit on his dick while you come down, which is when you hook your arms and legs around him and rest your head on his chest. (he loves this, but will never admit it)
𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 𝕖. ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 )
HEAVY NONCON AND ABUSE WARNING. Skip to the next character if that makes you uncomfortable.
it’s never consensual.
he likes to play with knives.
carves his name into your skin and makes you lick your blood off the blade.
will finger fuck you while you’re driving, and mock you for swerving.
“Ooh, eyes on the road, sweetheart! We wouldn’t want to have an accident, would we?” and “Stupid cunt, can’t even focus when I get my fingers in that hole, can you? You’re shaking and cumming all over my hand, so fucking pathetic.”
drags you by your hair.
“You’re not a good enough girl to suck my cock. You’ve got to earn it. Good girls stay quiet.”
puts a pillow over your face when you cry and puts his whole weight into it.
screams at you for moaning/whimpering/crying.
“SHUT UP. How am I supposed to enjoy myself when I have to listen to your fucking bitching? You’re so fucking shrill, I know it doesn’t hurt that much.”
his thrusts are fast and hard, you feel like he’s crumpling you into a crushed soda can by the end of it.
LOVES anal.
slaps and punches your breasts until your begging for him to stop.
he’s big into watersports.
pulls out to cum on your feet.
aftercare? what aftercare?
𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 ( 𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠 )
pines quietly for you for so long you think he’s not interested.
panty. sniffer.
you catch him jerking himself off and moaning your name.
he’s so touch starved.
you’ll have to be patient, and calm him down when he gets frustrated or starts thinking he’s not performing well.
tell him he’s doing so good and moan loud for him and he’ll go crazy.
likes his hair pulled when you ride him.
can’t really dirty talk. you’ll get a lot of, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, yes.” and “Holy shit!”
quick shooter and embarrassed about it.
he pulls out just in time to splatter all over your stomach.
“Shit, I’m sorry I’m fucking— fucking useless.”
eager to help you finish, insists on any way he can.
he needs so much aftercare.
roll him a blunt and let him know you liked it, tell him he’s a good boy, kiss him a lot.
𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 “𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕” 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕪 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕 )
so fun!
such a switch.
loves when you tie him to the bed posts and use him.
“You got me, whodathunk? Sweet, little thing like you got The Kid under your thumb. Whatcha gonna do to me, huh? Gonna ride me? Gonna use my prick to treat yourself real good?”
makes you laugh the whole time.
he lets you wear his cowboy hat when you ride him.
thinks it’s a hoot when you grab his pistol from the holster and point it at him during.
“Easy now, pretty girl. That ain’t no toy, it’s a loaded man killer. Better be careful.”
the second you cum, he’s pulling himself free of the restraints and flipping you on to your stomach to go again.
“What, you think we were done? I skin out at dawn, I’m gonna use all this time we got lovin’ you.”
lays his whole body on your back and fucks you slow and deep until you’re a babbling mess.
kisses your cheek and moans, SO LOUD, in your ear.
“You look so damn pretty when you’re takin’ me just like that.”
has a breeding kink but will never admit it.
cums inside you in hopes to get you pregnant so he has a reason to stay with you.
cooks juicy steaks for you while you clean up.
𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕠𝕣 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕤 )
he’s a love maker
will slip it in while he’s spooning you.
he loves to see your eyelids flutter when his hips start to rock against you.
cradles your face and keeps it turned in his direction so he can watch the pleasure contort your countenance.
moans out loud when you call him “major”
so. much. praise.
“You feel so good, just like heaven.”
“Let me hear you, angel, cry out for me. I want to hear how good it feels.”
“Do you feel me, deep in your pretty, little tummy? Throbbing? That’s what you do to me, angel. I don’t ever want to pull out.”
runs his fingers through your hair, pets it back away from your face.
“Don’t close those pretty eyes, watch me love you.”
he uses protection, like a responsible gentleman.
“You know I’ll always take care of you, angel. Trust me.”
will flip you on your belly and eat it from the back when you’re close, stroking himself silly to a symphony of sordid moaning.
“Cum for me, angel, let go. Let me taste all you got for me.”
laps it up like the man’s been in a drought.
will hold you all night.
makes you feel safe and loved.
𝕛𝕒𝕟 𝕧𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤 ( 𝕥𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕡 𝕗𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 )
needy.
his hands shake when he’s unlacing your corset.
doesn’t even have the patience to fully undress before he’s pulling you on to the floor with him.
presses every inch of himself against you, resting his forehead against yours, and takes you right there.
he calls you “my muse” and “little goddess”
“You’re beautiful.” and, “I could watch you like this all day. Whimpering and squirming, just like this. Look at me, yes.”
he’ll keep his mouth on yours, even when his jaw is slack and all he can do is moan your name and pant into your mouth and babble about how much he loves you.
slows his pace when you’re close, rutting deep into the same spot until you’ve tears of pure ecstasy in your eyes and you grip his biceps and plead, “Right there, Jan, please!”
he holds your hands when you cum, pressing the backs of them against the floor, and steals kisses and your breath from you as your back arches off the floor.
“I love you. I’m in love with you, little goddess.”
king of aftercare
baths with Jan after passionate lovemaking where he holds you close to his chest.
he’ll wash your hair and then brush it once you’re lying on your stomach on his bed.
you wake up to him on the floor in front of you, painting your visage as you sleep, nude and splayed upon his bed.
𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕥 ( 𝕒 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 )
has commitment issues, but treats you like a stress reliever.
always working, so it takes begging to get him in bed.
wants to be called daddy and sir.
prefers to get head instead of give it.
thinks he’s Christian Grey.
always wears a condom.
buys you gaudy jewelry and expensive lingerie to wear while he fucks you. he rips the lingerie only to coo, “I’ll buy you something nicer.”
doesn’t really dirty talk, but he’s a loud moaner.
“Moan my name again, baby, yeah….”
shallow, rhythmic thrusting.
he will get a business call before you’re done. he stops, without fail, to answer. he looks at you bemused every time you jump at the chance to suck him off while he’s on the phone.
“Dirty fucking girl, huh? So impatient, can’t even wait until daddy’s off the phone?”
will pull out if you ask, to cum on your face.
not the best at aftercare, but will let you stay over and cuddle him while he types away on his laptop.
𝕫𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕣𝕗𝕞𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕙 )
the phone sex expert.
very vanilla.
massive sub, but you have to be gentle with him.
will beg you before he cums.
LOVES TOYS.
he will let you peg him whenever you’ve had a bad day.
tells you that he’s obsessed with you (and means it)
he will sext you while he’s at dinner with his parents, and send you videos of him touching himself under the table.
you make him work for it, and he’s a whiner.
“Please let me fuck you, baby, please. I need it so bad. Look at me! I’m about to explode! Fuck, I just need you so bad…”
only uses condoms if you make him
wants to take pictures / videos to watch when he’s alone.
whimpers your name when he cums.
he’s BIG into aftercare.
will bust out the guitar and serenade you to sleep.
𝕛𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 )
why does he only call you when he’s high?
you’re his safe haven.
you wake up to him climbing into bed with you in the middle of the night.
“I just needed to feel you.”
“Can I fuck you back to sleep?”
his kisses taste like smoke and booze.
you’ll have to remind him to put the condom on
wants you facing him, legs hooked on his hips.
sucks your neck when he fucks you.
deep, lazy strokes and muffled grunting into your neck.
he likes that you hold on to his hair.
doesn’t moan too loud, and doesn’t do a lot of dirty talking. he’d rather listen to the sounds you’re making.
he interlaces his fingers against the small of your back so he can push your body into his rutting.
ragged breathing in your ear.
he will slip one hand between your bodies and play with your clit while he rocks against you, but you put your hand over his and teach him how to strum you until you’re the first to come undone.
he closes his eyes and whispers your name when he cums.
is probably already asleep by the time you come back after washing up.
you have to just curl up beside him and drift off, yourself.
𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕖 ( 𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 )
so giddy!!
blushes when he sees you naked.
“Oh! I didn’t mean to stare or nothin’, I just ain’t never seen a sight prettier than you.”
“Can I… can I kiss you?”
you have to put his hands on you, otherwise he’ll be too timid to touch.
he can’t stop giggling
you’re his first
he stares up into your eyes when you ride him
shy about moaning and dirty talk at first, but if you give him a little praise, he starts to get into it.
“Keep ridin’, just like that, mhm. I needed this.”
“Don’t stop. Please, please, it feels so good.”
“You’re so damn cute right now, I love the way you look when you bounce on my cock!”
cums quick, but recoups quick.
he’s ready to go again in just a few minutes.
he’ll laugh, bashful, when he’s hard again and say, “Sorry, darlin’… I don’t think one time was enough. Can we do it again?”
he won’t want to stop until the both of you are completely fucked out and laying on the floor, a couple of moaning, panting messes.
he doesn’t realize that he’s actually one of the best at aftercare.
will tuck you into bed and shower you with kisses.
he stares at you in awe while you’re sleeping— wondering how he ever got so lucky.
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Après la publication de l’affiche de la prochaine édition du festival international de la bande dessinée d’Angoulême réalisée par Cosey que vous pouvez découvrir ci-dessous, ce fut au tour de la sélection d’albums en compétition d’être dévoilée cette semaine. Je vous propose de la découvrir ci-dessous ainsi que mon avis sur celle-ci.
Sélection Officielle
– Alors que j’essayais d’être quelqu’un de bien, Ulli Lust, çà et là
– Les Amours suspendues, Marion Fayolle, Magnani
– Au travail #2, Olivier Josso-Hamel, L’Association
– Bangalore par Simon Lamouret, Warum
– Des Bâtisseurs, Yannis La Macchia (Atrabile)
– Beverly, Nick Drnaso, Presque Lune
– Big Kids, Michael DeForge, Atrabile
– Black dog – Les rêves de Paul Nash, Dave McKean, Glénat
– Black Hammer 1,Dean Ormston & Jeff Lemire, Urban Comics
– Black Project, Gareth Brookes, La Boîte à bulles
– La Cantine de minuit 1, Abe Yarô, Le Lézard Noir
– Les Cent nuits de Héro, Isabel Greenberg, Casterman
– Ces jours qui disparaissent, Timothé Le Boucher, Glénat
– Charlie Chan Hock Chye : une vie dessinée, Sonny Liew, Urban Comics
– Crache trois fois, Davide Reviati, Ici Même
– Crépuscule, Jérémy Perrodeau, 2024
– Dans l’antre de la pénitence, Ian Bertram & Peter J. Tomasi, Glénat
– Dans la combi de Thomas Pesquet, Marion Montaigne, Dargaud
– Dans le noir, Daria Bogdanska, Rackham
– Demon 3, Jason Shiga, Cambourakis
– Emma G. Wildford, Édith & Zidrou, Soleil
– Empress, Stuart Immonen & Mark Millar, Panini Comics
– L’Enfant et le maudit 3, Nagabe, Komikku
– Epiphania 1, Ludovic Debeurme, Casterman
– Guirlanda, Mattotti & Kramsky, Casterman
– Gus 4, Christophe Blain, Dargaud
– Hip-Hop Family Tree 3, Ed Piskor, Papa Guédé
– L’Inconnu, Anna Sommer, Les Cahiers dessinés
– Istrati ! 1 : le Vagabond, Golo, Actes Sud BD
– Jérôme K. Jérôme Bloche 26, Dodier, Dupuis
– Megg, Mogg & Howl – Happy Fucking Birthday, Simon Hanselmann, Misma
– Le Monde à tes pieds, Nadar, La Boîte à Bulles
– Les Nouvelles Aventures de Lapinot : un monde un peu meilleur, Lewis Trondheim, L’Association
– Opération Copperhead, Jean Harambat, Dargaud
– La Petite couronne, Gilles Rochier, 6 pieds sous terre
– La Saga de Grimr, Jérémie Moreau, Delcourt
– Scalp : la funeste chevauchée de John Glanton et de ses compagnons de carnage, Hugues Micol, Futuropolis
– Une soeur, Bastien Vivès, Casterman
– La Terre des fils, Gipi, Futuropolis
– Tokyo Alien Bros 1, Shinzo Keigo, Le Lézard Noir
– Urban 4, Ricci & Brunschwig, Futuropolis
– Variations, Blutch, Dargaud
– Les Voyages de Tulipe, Sophie Guerrive, 2024
– Voyages en Égypte et en Nubie de Giambattista Belzoni, Lucie Castel Grégory Jarry & Nicole Augereau, FLBLB
– Tes yeux ont vu, Jérôme Dubois, Cornélius
Sélection Patrimoine
– Anarcoma, Nazario, Misma
– C’est la jungle !, Harvey Kurtzman, Wombat
– Dans l’infini – 1906-1913, G. Ri, 2024/BnF
– Je suis Shingo 1, Kazuo Umezu, Le Lézard Noir
– Jojo intégrale 1 (1983-1991), André Geerts, Dupuis
– Nouveautés à prix cassés, Ben Katchor, Rackham
– Quartier en guerre – New York années 1980, Seth Tobocman, CMDE
– Soft City, Hariton Pushwagner, Inculte
Sélection Jeunesse
– 5 Mondes 1, Bouma/Mark & Alexis Siegel/Boya Sun/Rockefeller, Gallimard
– Le Chasseur de rêves 2, Martin Desbat, Sarbacane
– Clémence Évidence a toujours raison, Merwan & Sandrine Bonini, Delcourt
– L’Écorce des choses, Cécile Bidault, Warum
– L’Extrabouriffante aventure des Super Deltas, Édouard Cour, Akileos
– La Guerre de Catherine, Claire Fauvel & Julia Billet, Rue de Sèvres
– Hanada le garnement 1, Makoto Isshiki, Ki-oon
– Imbattable 1, Pascal Jousselin, Dupuis
– Le Meilleurissime repaire de la terre, Oriane Lassus, Biscoto
– Pepito 2, Luciano Bottaro, Cornélius
– Radiant 7, Tony Valente, Ankama
– Titeuf 15, Zep, Glénat
Sélection Polar
– Bâtard, Max de Radiguès, Casterman
– La Cité des trois saints, Lorenzo Bizarri & Stefano Nardella, Sarbacane
– Jean Doux et le mystère de la disquette molle, Philippe Valette, Delcourt
– The Private Eye, Marcos Martin & Brian K. Vaughan, Urban Comics
– Le Profil de Jean Melville, Robin Cousin, FLBLB
Sélection Prix du public Cultura (albums choisis dans la Sélection officielle)
– Black Hammer 1,Dean Ormston & Jeff Lemire, Urban Comics
– La Cantine de minuit 1, Abe Yarô, Le Lézard Noir
– Ces jours qui disparaissent, Timothé Le Boucher, Glénat
– Dans la combi de Thomas Pesquet, Marion Montaigne, Dargaud
– Demon 3, Jason Shiga, Cambourakis
– Emma G. Wildford, Édith & Zidrou, Soleil
– Empress, Stuart Immonen & Mark Millar, Panini Comics
– Epiphania 1, Ludovic Debeurme, Casterman
– Les Nouvelles Aventures de Lapinot : un monde un peu meilleur, Lewis Trondheim, L’Association
– Opération Copperhead, Jean Harambat, Dargaud
– La Petite couronne, Gilles Rochier, 6 pieds sous terre
– Une soeur, Bastien Vivès, Casterman
Mon avis
Ma première constatation à la découverte de cette sélection est une présence plus importante des éditeurs alternatifs par rapport aux 2 précédentes éditions. Nous avons donc une sélection dans l’ensemble plus exigeante. Ceci est un élément important à noter car bien qu’ils soient parvenus dans les années 1990 et 2000 à donner une impulsion nouvelle à la BD en parvenant à séduire un nouveau lectorat avec une production dite “roman graphique”, ils sont aujourd’hui à nouveau noyés sous la masse alors que les gros éditeurs historiques ont récupéré le genre. Il suffit de voir la majeure partie des prix décernés ces dernières années pour le comprendre ou plus récemment les 5 finalistes du Grand prix de la critique ACBD 2018. Une présence importante d’albums et éditeurs peu connus du grand public donc, mais qui sont rarement mis en avant ailleurs.
On retrouve néanmoins la plupart de ces 5 finalistes ainsi que les albums qui font parler d’eux depuis la rentrée en sélection officielle ici : La saga de Grimr, Opération Copperhead (Prix Goscinny du meilleur scénario), Ces jours qui disparaissent et Terre des fils de Gipi qui jusqu’alors rafle tous les prix sur son passage : Prix BD Utopiales 2017, Prix Ouest France Quai des Bulles 2017, Grand Prix RTL de la BD et Grand prix de la critique ACBD 2018. Il ne manque que L’aimant de Lucas Harari chez Sarbacane qui était le meilleur à mon goût.
De ce fait, je constate aussi un déficit de proposition pour certains prix, notamment celui de la meilleure série qui est naturellement celui récompensant souvent une oeuvre grand public.
Malgré cela, nul doute que chaque prix trouvera son lauréat alors je vous propose mon palmarès idéal.
Prix de la BD jeunesse : mon choix se porte sur 3 mondes chez Gallimard. Mais Imbattable de Jousselin chez Dupuis, déja Prix ACBD 2018 de la BD jeunesse est un fort prétendant.
Prix du patrimoine : mon lauréat idéal est Je suis Shingo de Kazuo Umezo au Lézard Noir. Mais Jojo de Geerts à beaucoup de chance afin de récompenser la mémoire d’un auteur discret disparu il y a peu.
Prix du Polar : mon choix irait incontestablement à La cité des 3 saints aux éditions Sarbacane même si The private eye m’a aussi beaucoup plu. Mais je pense que Jean Doux et le mystère de la disquette molle déjà prix Landerneau 2017 à plus de chance.
Prix révélation : je pense à Crache trois fois de Davide Reviati chez Ici Même ou bien Tes yeux ont vu de Jérôme Dubois chez Cornélius
Prix spécial du Jury : Scalp : la funeste chevauchée de John Glanton et de ses compagnons de carnage de Hugues Micol chez Futuropolis
Prix de la série : Demon de Jason Shiga chez Cambourakis ou bien L’Enfant et le maudit de Nagabe chez Komikku
Prix du public : mes choix iraient vers Emma G. Wildford d’Édith & Zidrou ou bien Black Hammer 1 de Dean Ormston & Jeff Lemire. Mais je pense que Dans la combi de Thomas Pesquet de Marion Montaigne, Une fille de Bastien Vivès ou Ces jours qui disparaissent de Thimoté Le Boucher. Ce dernier est un bon album mais il souffre à mon goût de trop de maladresses de finition pour en faire un prétendant sérieux.
Fauve d’or du meilleur album : Les Amours suspendues de Marion Fayolle chez Magnani, un album qui possède toutes les qualités pour ce prix : de l’audace dans l’écriture et la narration, une approche esthétique forte, un propos très maîtrisé.
Mais avec un président du jury tel que Guillaume Bouzard, on peut s’attendre à tout alors rendez-vous fin janvier pour le résultat !
Du nouveau SurLaBD : #Angoulême 2018 : la sélection officielle #FIBD #BD Après la publication de l'affiche de la prochaine édition du festival international de la bande dessinée d'Angoulême réalisée par Cosey que vous pouvez découvrir ci-dessous, ce fut au tour de la sélection d'albums en compétition d'être dévoilée cette semaine.
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