#jason voorhees if he slayed

[cenobitebf]

[scary-tingz]

Slashers + Valentine’s Day

A/N: A little late to the party but ah well! (Edited to be more gender neutral!)

Slashers Included: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Freddy Krueger, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Sinclair Brothers

Warnings: NSFW themes ahead, reader wearing lingerie, mention of blood, organs, bugs

Michael Myers

You’d think someone like Michael would give less of a shit about the holidays, but now that he has a partner he seems to care at least a little bit about ones outside of Halloween.

He’s not gonna put on a big show, but he will appear from the hallway with blood on one arm, damn near past his elbow. Attached to his hand is a big bloody heart, how sweet.

He grabs your hands and wraps them around it, the bundle of red warmth still pulsing faintly in your grip. He squeezes them, his hands against yours. There’s a bloody mess on the floor now, but you know better to complain about such a thoughtful gift.

He stalked the biggest toughest guy he could find just to be sure the heart would be huge, and then he took it for his lover. Try putting it in a jar with some celsior if you don’t want it to spoil, maybe decorate it with some stickers and fake flowers. He’d be more than happy to work on some diy decorations for the container.

He doesn’t expect anything from you, but any gifts received will be cherished and promptly stored in his room as either a decoration or in the droor he has especially for you.

Jason Voorhees

You’d have to remind him of the day, he doesn’t really bother to count them to be quite honest.

I’m not sure he even knows what Valentine’s Day is, as he never really got to experience the holiday as a child. None of the other kids would give him candy and it’s more likely that his mother would keep him in the house for the day to spare him the embarrassment and humiliation.

Buuut upon hearing your explanation of the day he immediately gets up and marches off to go find you the prettiest forest flowers and the tastiest edible berries he can find!

If you get lucky and have some campers on that day he’ll slay them for their chocolate and steal anything red, white, or pink in your honor.

If you get him a gift he’ll be over the moon, picking you up and spinning you around, fawning over it all day and generally slacking on his usual duties of maintaining the camp. As long as he isn’t ignoring anything too pressing, let him have his moment and enjoy whatever you gave him.

Thomas Hewitt

Luda Mae is sure to remind the two of you as the days draw closer, since there’s actually a couple in the house to celebrate it for.

Normally she’d glance at the calendar and sigh as she marked the day off, shaking her head in disappointment that none of her boys found someone yet… Then you came along, and she’s probably happier about the holiday then you and Tommy are!

She even gets the neighbors to come over and celebrate, they throw the most glorious tea party! Luda and the tea lady do most of the baking while Henrietta prepares the tea, chatting on about the leaves she’s using and how lovely a couple you and Tommy are… Of course Charlie is none too pleased, but when is he ever?

Away from it all, Tommy presents you with a thoughtful gift he’s been working on for a while. In his basement resides a romantic bone sculpture of two figures kissing, one resembling him and the other resembling you. It’s made out of bones both big and small, and isn’t entirely complete yet.

It’s no Sinclair masterpiece but you’d be remiss to not appreciate his craftsmanship, he must have spent ages scavenging and collecting all of the pieces for that.

He pretends like he isn’t expecting anything from you, but a little part of him hopes you made something for him. Even if it’s something small he’d love it, keeping it in his room at all times so that he can look at it when he needs to calm down.

Bubba Sawyer

Sadly the fanfare in the Hewitt household is virtually nonexistent with this particular iteration of the slaughter family.

You and Bubs hardly get the chance to kiss without Drayton waving his broomstick around like a madman, warding him away from you and telling y’all to get back to work.

But when you two finally get some alone time, he gives you the gift he’s been hiding for a while now.

It’s a mask of your very own, cut from a victim who resembles you slightly. The flesh has been preserved and covered in makeup to give the illusion that the skin is still lively, despite the grim looking backside.

Bubba is the kind of guy that you could give a pebble for Valentine’s so long as you went through a great deal of convincing him it was special, and he’d love it.

You end the night with a slow dance, Nubbins and Chop Top hopping around like crickets despite the slow pace of the love song on the radio. They’re just happy that their brother is happy, even though they tease you two lovebirds all the time.

Freddy Krueger

DO NOT FALL ASLEEP OR TAKE A NAP UNTIL NIGHT TIME. YOUR DREAM WILL BE WET.

Unless you want to wake up at your job/school moaning and screaming, be sure to catch your Z’s.

He’ll visit you the night before, claiming to have something special planned for you tomorrow. He’ll likely tease you all night long and then wake you up early before you can cum. You wake up unsatisfied, and will have to finish the job yourself for the time being.

All bets are off when you get home and finally rest.

When you wake up in your dream, the world around you is colored as though you’re looking through rose-tinted shades. The man of your dreams honks his horn outside of your house, and you get in the car. You do everything you’ve ever wanted to do with a partner, but such a pleasant dream can only last so long with Freddy.

By the time you and the handsome stranger are about to enter the bedroom the scenario devolves into the usual Krueger-brand madness that you’ve become accustomed to. You wait patiently for him to stop trying to scare you and start trying to fuck you, which he eventually does when he sees you’re no longer amused by the walls melting into roaches and the floors being made of squishy organs.

You go at it in a ridiculously tacky bedroom, a California king sized bed with red and green striped covers and a steel spiked bed frame is what he throws you onto before pouncing.

His loony ass literally jumps out of his clothes like a cartoon character, all while you’re cutely splayed out on the covers wearing some garish lingerie of his choice. The sex makes it worth it though, and by the time you wake up you’re covered in new scratches and bruises thanks to him.

Billy Loomis

Of course this greasy boy takes part in the holiday, it’s a one way ticket to getting laid after all.

He pulls out all the stops, slicks his hair back and wears a nice outfit, brings you a generously large teddy bear that has a hard time fitting in your locker, and of course he doesn’t forget the chocolates.

If you don’t really like the showy stuff then don’t worry, he wrote you a creepy lovely poem for the occasion. He makes a bunch of horror movie references in it, and asks you to be his final girl/boy/enby at the end of it.

He lays it on thick with the romance today, wants you to feel nice and loved before he tries to break your bed frame again.

If you have the time after school, he’ll invite you out on a double date with Stu. He pays for the meal and all that, and is notably less irritable than usual.

Pray that one of your parents is on vacation right now, because if he doesn’t at least get a quickie before the day is out he’s gonna be a horn dog for the rest of the week and you are not going into the school bathroom again.

Stu Macher

He makes a whole show of acting shy around you, batting his eyes and giggling like a maniac every time you look his way.

When he finally works up the courage to ask you out he does it as annoyingly as possible, hands behind his back while he sways side to side… “Will you be my Valentine?” He asks as he flutters his blonde lashes, extending one of those holographic puppy cards to you alongside a handful of your favorite candy. You’d be a fool to say no.

He jumps for joy and glomps you, but he’s so lanky that he can barely topple Sidney over.

Most of the fun happens after school, he wants to do just about everything with you and snag a bunch of couple’s discounts wherever he can.

You end the day with a double date, you and Stu go with Billy and Sidney to a nice restaurant after a day of running around a boardwalk and going on all the rides.

He’s not as desperate for sex as Billy is, but if you happen to drag him away or ask to spend the night he’ll be grinning like an idiot whilst giving the rest of the group a big thumbs up.

Bo Sinclair

He is oblivious to the day’s arrival, since in the years before he met you it was all but remembered.

He wakes up next to you and he is happy. He kisses you while you sleep, chuckling at the way you stir before getting out of bed and into his work clothes. He marks off a day on his calendar and… What does that tiny text say..?

Suddenly he’s hopping in his truck and going out of town in the early hours of the morning, scouring the nearby shops for something nice.

He comes back home as though nothing happened, but he does happen to hide the gifts in his closet.

When he sees you next he acts oblivious, like he doesn’t know what day it is (even though he didn’t this morning). He toys with you even if you got him a gift, apologizing for not remembering and promising to do better next time until bam! At 8pm he pops open a glass of champagne and asks if you really fell for it.

He brings back some real expensive sweets, flowers, and some undergarments he’d like to see you in, typical Bo always thinking of himself in some way.

He’d love to see you in it tonight, and he plans to sweet talk you if you’re still mad at him for playing dumb earlier.

Vincent Sinclair

I think out of everyone he’d be the most grandiose gifter. He is quite talented in the arts department, and he probably makes you so many little gifts already that he’d feel the need to really make you something swell.

Inspiration strikes when he sees you playing around with the little statues he made you, and so he gets to work on his most important project yet… A dollhouse.

Making wax sculptures out of humans is no easy task, but making a miniature recreation of a house, furniture, and people isn’t either.

It just appears in your room out of the blue, all of the furniture neatly organized and little figures of you alongside any friends you may have had scattered across the mansion doing various tasks. Him and his brothers are there too, with Lester washing his hands in the sink, Vincent himself in the basement toiling away, and Bo sitting on his La-Z-Boy reading the papers.

You wait patiently for him to finish his work in the basement before you overwhelm him with your affection, the sturdy wax of his mask melting more and more with each kiss.

He doesn’t feel like he deserves anything in return, but he might just cry if you try and make anything out of wax for him.

Lester Sinclair

He hears about it on the radio while he’s driving his truck, scouring the road for any fresh meat.

The disc jockey smoothly announces the day’s date and informs listeners that the station will be playing love songs the entire day, imploring the audience to send their requests in.

He thinks about what he ought to do for you. Bo would surely scold him for going out of town unannounced and using his money for frivolities like chocolates and teddy bears, so he decides he should hand-make something for you.

With some difficulty, he manages to fashion a heart shaped backpack out of animal skin for you. Vincent had to lend a hand for a lot of the measuring process and zipper installation, but it was pretty obvious who gathered all the… Ingredients.

Really, all he wants is some recognition and affection. He’s not often recognized for his talents as the youngest brother, and a valentine who gives him the praise he deserves is all he could really ask for.

[sylveon-and-velveon]

@fandomhungryuwu You son of a bitch I'm in! I love that song so much XD

Playing "Here Comes the Hurricane Bitch" around the slashers

This will include: Michael Myers {OG & RZ}, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Freddy Krueger, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Harry Warden, Tiffany Valentine

Feel free to request any shitpost writing prompt ideas you can think of in my asks, I love silly non-serious ideas XD

OG Michael Myers

Silently judging you

Also probably just hearing a bunch of random noises instead of the absolute banger that is this short song

Yeah my headcannon still stands on this man being a Kate Bush fan. That man would would fucking listen to her songs while killing people

Slowest middle finger you've seen someone give you while "HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH" is blasting out of the speakers

RZ Michael Myers

Confused would be an understatement for him

But he'd mainly be annoyed by the loud noise blasting from the device you're playing it from

Reminds him of the shitty people from his past :<

Just turn down the music enough for you both to vibe to while eating some yummy food :D

Brahms Heelshire

Bro hears "hurricane" and one of two things happen:

1: He thinks a hurricane is nearby.

2: He's confused as fuck on what a hurricane is

Secret third option is BOTH-

Please reassure this poor man that it's just a song, until he either understands or stops freaking out TvT

Homie only knows the sound of pianos

Jason Voorhees

Nothing sexual? Damn he's fine with it, just a little uncomfy with the continuous "bitch"

Other than that he's happy to watch you enjoy the music, even if you're going full gremlin mode throughout it all

If you're happy, he's okay with it

Just don't start blasting NSFW music in his vicinity-

Billy Lenz

Wanna see a gremlin be a gremlin with you? Billy's got ya back!

Whether he understands the song or not, he will be a gremlin with you the second he sees you are now a gremlin to the music.

You are now one with his gremlin kind, you can't run now

I dunno what that means either, but it makes sense XD

Freddy Kreuger

Pure chaos, that's the song. Of course he'll love it

But the second he finds out there was indeed a hurricane called "Katrina"? Ohohoho.... ya fucking lost him

What, is he dying of laughter? Dunno, but ya lost him XD

Oh he'd totally copy how "bitch" is said in the song as an inside joke between you two

Stu Macher and Billy Loomis

Oddly enough I think they'd be their own type of gremlins to the music

Billy's killing someone to the beat of the chaotic music that's somehow a vibe

Stu's just going fucking feral to the music, enjoying his heart out

You're either watching the chaos unfold or joining in with one of them

No inbetween-

Thomas Hewitt

Oh look another judger-

Probably not judging as much as the others

If the music makes you happy, he doesn't mind

But that ain't stopping him from being confused at your taste in music being in his mind "loud and obnoxious"

Bubba Sawyer

The most confused out of all of them, change my mind

Doubt anyone's told him what a tornado is, let alone a hurricane

Also I highly doubt he's seen either in action, that be on TV or not

He'll probably vibe with you, but just a little confused on everything about the music lol

Harry Warden

My point still stands, I need GIFs of this man-

But with the music? Most traumatized

You've somehow unlocked some kind of PTSD that motherfucker had in the back of his mind

Totally not helping when you're blasting the music that literally says:

"HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH-"

Tiffany Valentine

All here for it

Oh she's slaying the music with all her outfits

Probably would join in with you dancing to the music, but would take it a little more seriously lol

Is my love for her fabulous outfit choices too obvious?

[rzyraffek]

Random slasher headcanons

Including: Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshie, Asa Emory, The Man from Hush, Yautja, Billy Lenz. Tw(Asa, Hush and Yautja has mensions of nsfw)

She/her pronouns Request open

Jason

Knows how to make flower crowns

Has very warm hands

Once he stole ASL book from one of councelors and he knows basics of ASL

Men probably didnt eat any warm/good food exept stolen one and animals

Was scared of loud noises, but now He is used to those

Brahms

Paints his nails

Secretly a femboy

Scared of rats due one event when somone forgot to set rat traps for a while and He had rat infastacion

Stuggles with sleep alone so he either hugs pillow or has plushy

Once ate 3frozen pizzas in one day

Asa Emory

Commited canibalism

Never had person with tattoos in his colection

He has normal house and probably a wife. Mostly so he is less suspisious and has somone to cover him up

Knows how to do make-up and hair

Idk hes kinda kinky, hes probably into prey/hunter roleplay (exept its not really roleplay)

He is one of this rare man that understand that sometimes to Look very pretty you have to spend ungodly time in bathroom doing make up/hair/nails ect

The man from hush (john)

Plays cod and roblox

Wants tattoo of s/o name or something that reminds him of her

Has mask kink

Says words like 'slay, babygirll, yas, gurl, girlboss' but not like 24/7 just sometimes

Dislextic

Yautja

Loves human head hair, especially if its decorated (unnatural color/braided/locks ect) he sees it as very cool cultural difrence between him and humans and its epic

Didnt know what mammal is, and when he found out that they feed their kids with milk???? He was so confused??? Like gurl u dont need to Hunt? Food just spawns inside them? So cool

Size kink probably, and definitly big spoon or just puts s/o on his stomach while they go to sleep, he doenst move much in sleep so s/o is safe

Hisses like cat

Still shocked about the mammal thingy

Likes fish :D As an animal not food!

Once he tried to sit on somones bed and it broke in half. He doesnt know how to build new one so he will make nest with furs

Billy

He is not a human, He is rats in coat pretending to be human (thats why in movie u dont see him much)

Probably said a slur :/ (you can choose which one)

Barks/meows at people as sigh of affecion

Sleeps 14h daily (same)

Steals hair pins/hair bands because he likes his hair but He no see

[blueberryratz]

hi guys jason voorhees if he slayed here

[ibelieveinvillainsupremacy]

Another thing for Halloween ^^

Here's my personal headcanons of what the Vicious 6 would wear to celebrate Halloween ^^ (also, most of this costumes and characters are not from the 70s. Oh well.) And also some random bonuses of activities on this day :)

•Wild Knuckles

• Wild would chose to dress as a retired rockstar lol

• Probably tired of everyone asking him about his costume, so he would say that he dressed as a "leader of 5 dumbasses" lmao

• Would take everyone doing stuff but simply stay in his vehicle the entire time

• Definitely not a horror movies lover, but likes to point out the errors/ ruining everything

• Gets pranked every single year. Always falls for it.

♡Belle Bottom

♡ Belle would dress as Catwoman. And fucking slay.

♡ Everybody simps for her. And I would simp t- I MEAN let's keep going shall we

♡ Says that going out dressed is childish and than takes it too seriously, causing a competition on who's gonna steal more candy lol

♡ Loves horror movies. Especially the most scary and well done. Laughs like a psycho everytime someone dies. That's terrifying.

♡ Does the pranks on Wild with Nunchuck and Sven. Adores it.

☆Svengeance

☆ Dresses as a skeleton. With neon colours that light up in the dark.

☆ Everyone thinks is amazing. It's the coolest shit ever.

☆ Adores going trick or treating, even if that means stealing all from innocent people. Also enjoys scare the shit out of kids with Nunchuck lol

☆ Is terrified of horror movies. Utterly terrified.

☆ Pulls pranks on his boss with Belle and Nunchuck. Has the most creative ones. They don't always work though.

¤Stronghold

¤ Jason Voorhees. It's perfect. And terrifying.

¤ Like I said, him and Nunchuck are utterly terrifying. He would also cover himself with fake blood and run towards children at the speed of light.

¤ Only goes out to make children cry, or break into someone's house to break stuff and steal. Opens the door with a chainsaw.

¤ Enjoys horror movies. Takes notes and says those are for "future crimes". Not sure if that's true or not.

¤ Doesn't pull pranks on Wild. Watches and laughs the shit out of him.

♤ Nunchuck

♤ The fucking nun from the Conjuring. Is the scariest costume ever.

♤ Just stands in a dark hallway and runs when someone cross it's eyes with her. Don't look at her. Never.

♤ Scares children and laughs like she hasn't in forever.

♤ Favourite type of movies? Horror ones. The most fucked up ones.

♤ Pulls the jumpscares pranks out of the trio of menaces. Wild dies everytime.

♧ Jean Clawed

♧ Wanted to pull an elaborate costume. Ended up on a pirate.

♧ Everyone doesn't take him seriously. So he scares them. And surprisingly does very well.

♧ Loves to steal things from people. It's his favourite activity.

♧ The "I'm not scared of thi-" *lets out an not so manly scream*

♧ Doesn't join the pranks. Eats candies and watches the shit go down.

Bonus!

◇ Nyx

◇ Nyx dresses as a vampire, she has already the fangs, pale skin and red eyes. So yeah.

◇ Her best costume. All of the group loves it.

◇ Scares kids to death and destroys everything that crosses her.

◇ Loooves horror in general. The goriest, the better.

◇ Recently joined the trio of chaos. Second best one on well done pranks, after Belle.

Oh god this so long-

[crossoverworldtree]

Friday the 13th

Name: Jason Voorhees Date of Birth: 1946-1957 (as Slasher from 1979 on) Motivation: KILL those deserving punishment Critter Type: Slasher Abilities: STR: 10 DEX: 4 CON: 6 INT: 1 PER: 1 WILL: 5 Ability Scores: Muscle 26, Combat 17, Brains 9 Life Points: 104 Drama Points: 10 Special Abilities: Slasher; Attractiveness -4; Hard to Kill 10; +6 Crime skill; Regeneration (6 per minute); Natural Toughness; Nerves of Steel, Unique Kill (Still Working on what that is...), Zealot (Mommy!)

Attack - Score - Damage - Notes Punch - 17 - 25 - Bash Machette - 17 - 35 - Slash/Stab Grapple - 19 - None - Impairment Varies Break Neck - 22 - 46 - Bash, Survival test at -6. Toss - 22 - 16 - Bash Wall Slam - 26 - 37 - Bash

The immortal killing machine, Jason Voorhees' history is long, but largely revolving around killing moronic teenagers who broke the rules of his strict upbringing, and in revenge for his own death. Given unnatural strength and power from a spell in the Necronomicon, he continues to rise from the dead to slay the children around Camp Crystal Lake.  He's not active every year, only when there's a Friday the 13th in Spring/Summer or Autumn.  He is normally dormant in winter. 

But dark forces can stir him from his slumber at any time.

[lowkeynando]

shocking the crowd. Deep in the woods, a deformed serial killer who resembles Jason Voorhees hunts down a teenage girl dressed as Dorothy for Halloween. The girl runs to a barn where she discovers several of the killer's dismembered victims, among them her friend Casey. The killer tracks her to the barn, and when she manages to escape and flee, he kills her by throwing a spear through her chest. As the killer celebrates his most recent slaying, a UFO suddenly appears overhead. The ship beams down a small, costumed alien that tries to trick-or-treat. Unable to persuade the constantly repeating alien that he has no candy to give, the frustrated killer proceeds to stomp on the alien, seemingly crushing him. As the killer walks back to his barn, the alien's remains slither into the girl's mouth and possess her body. The possessed girl proceeds to chase the frightened killer into his barn. From there, the possessed girl and the killer then proceed to attack each other with a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, respectively. Their duel eventually concludes with both of them decapitating each other. The alien then crawls out of the girl's severed head through the mouth and teleports back to the spaceship, taking the killer's head with him as his "treat"- [ ] JUNGLEWOODNETHERRACKNETHERWARTENCHANTMENTTABLECHORUSFLOWERREDSTONEREPEATERREDSTONECOMPARATORTRiPWiREHOOKCOMMANDBLOCKSTiCKYPiSTONALiENSSPECiESFAiRiESDEiTiESGODSCLOWNSROBOTSANDROiDSARTiFiCiALiNTELLiGENCESBRAiNSPOWERSiNTELLiGENCEQUOTiENTSWORMSTAPEWORMSTUBESTUMORSCANCERSHOSTSENTiTiESFUNGiSPARASiTESBACTERiASAMiCROORGANiSMSMUSHROOMSSURGERiESSCiENCESPHYSiCSWiTCHCRAFTSMAGiCSVOODOOSHOODOOSWiZARDSWARLOCKSCULTSSECRETSOCiETiSALTEREGOSiNNERDEMONSCROSSROADDEMONSMEDiCALTREATMENTS CLONES

[nomkiing]

idk what to post so here are some out of context quotes from my friends and I

"Shalom (with rizz)"

"LEMON SUCKER /derogatory"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TINY SEX"

"ah, the floor is. Clearly, made of men."

"our friday schedule is so fucked it could be a pornstar"

"i had a fight with food coloring"

“Mom do you think mark zuckerburg is a robot?" "No but there is something very much wrong with him"

"a REAL man eats BEEF has SEX and DIES." "what's beef?"

"The SUN is a MILF"

“Hey baby…I can drive you to Denny’s”

“506,618,553 people live in the CUM zone”

"don't talk to me, I'm useless"

"Legal names are for losers"

"dont take shaqs arms"

"Youre slaying, but like, decrepitly."

"You talking shit about my jouch?" "Jesticles"

"um excuse me we don't lick library books"

"I should kidnap some monkeys and make them draw for me"

"can't believe the supernatural being that everyone's so scared about is literally an ipad kid"

"I sensed a presence in the force but it turns out that my mental baggage was creating a gravitational pull by itself"

"I have run out of fingers and toes to eat"

"I'm becoming megamimd (I accidentally punched myself)"

"at least I'm not stuck in a building that would give OSHA a heart attack"

"Rumor has it that upon discovering his youngest son playing with The Shape of Haddonfield, William Afton suffered a cardiac arrest out of shock and was in a coma for two months."

"MICHEAL AFTON IS TALLER THAN JASON FUCKING VOORHEES"

“May the fleas of 1000 camels infect your armpits”

"ohnononononono your butt's okay"

"What I am about to do has not been approved by The Vatican"

"high school boosts the economy"

"smut just isn't the same without a complex political landscape and representations of why war sucks"

"if the locust knew it was about to be ground into a burger it wouldn't feel like dancing"

"caveman brain eloquent when need be"

“It went in the hole then it went the other way”

"I'm having issues with the cheese"

"dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls"

"all I can think about now. is Woodrow Wilson giving a lap dance to all of Congress."

"I bet he doesn't even motherfuck."

"guess who just impulsively bought bendy and the dark revival" "balling but at what cost" "approximately $30" "balling at the cost of 30$"

“I think I have autism”

"I will personally deliver a live deer down greg abbot's chimney on christmas morning"

"There is no bond greater than a teenage girl and her demon lord"

[bayowolf]

Horror movie characters and how much I’d trust them to perform top surgery

Herbert West

Absolutely. I am so confident in this man’s ability. I havent even watched Re-Animator and i trust him. thats how good he is

Ghostface

listen i dont care how many different ghostfaces show up, i trust none of them. They would pull up a youtube video and not even get halfway through before messing up

Michael Myers

one movie where he’s in a hospital doesn’t make him a doctor. hell i dont trust anyone from halloween to perform top surgery. specially not Loomis. Loomis >:(

Leatherface

he gets an ounce of trust. as a treat. you would leave very very diseased as there is no way he washes those tools, but he tried his best and thats really all that matters :)

he does eat the removed honkers though

Jason Voorhees

mmmmmno sorry. i mean he could do it but you wouldnt get out alive. and he wouldnt even do it to help, he’d do it for some weird purity reason. sorry jason

Freddy Krueger

he would demand that you let him use the knife glove and then carve some message on your chest instead. like i said with Michael, one movie in a hospital wont make you a doctor

Pinhead

idk i havent watched hellraiser but it looks like he already gave himself top surgery. if you make eye contact with his dudeboobs you’ll see bleeding holes and i think thats pretty cool, good for him

Chucky

he would half-ass it with magic or some bodyswap thing instead. he’d be supportive though. kinda.

Baby Firefly

had to add one for the yassified slay queens. like jason, i dont think you’d make it out alive. unlike jason however, you would be her cute little passion project :)

you will be made into some weird subhuman hybrid thing. your boobs are gone but for the price of having your legs sown to your head and being called “the leghead man”

[dalekofchaos]

What’s your favorite fan theory form a horror movie?

Sam Loomis From Psycho And Halloween Are The Same Person. after suffering a traumatic experience with losing his beloved Marion, tracking down Norman Bates in mother mode, restraining him and turning him into the police and the loony doctors, is that Loomis would handle his grief and experience by making sure in his own sort of ways, that an incident like this should never happen again. And so Loomis would go on to leave the terror behind in Arizona and move to Illinois to earn his bachelor’s in child psychology. Catch ’em while they’re young sort of deal. Upon graduating, he goes on to treating a patient at Smith’s Grove Sanitarium, one of his first patients is a young boy, six years of age with the blackest eyes… the devil’s eyes. Michael Myers could have reminded him of Norman Bates, which is why Loomis was so involved with Michael’s treatment and eventually was willing to do whatever he could to stop another serial killer.

Childs Was The Thing. The film ends ambiguously with no clear explanation as to whether MacReady or Childs is the alien in disguise. Some people believe that the whiskey Childs drinks at the end of the film isn’t actually whiskey, but gasoline from a Molotov cocktail. This would also mean that MacReady was chuckling at the end of the film because he now had the upper hand since he knew Childs was the alien.

Freddy Krueger Steals Children's Dreams To Gain Power. Freddy collects the dreams of the teens he slays to expand his supernatural powers. In the original film, Freddy is significantly less powerful than he appears to be in later movies. Freddy's more outlandish abilities, such as walking on the ceiling in the first movie or shapeshifting a whole bunch in the third, are actually dream powers he stole from kids whose souls he consumed."

The jump rope girls are Freddy's original victims. It has been implied that these little girls may have been original murder victims of Freddy Krueger, back when he was still human and operating under the media-derived nickname, the Springwood Slasher. The ghosts of these girls appear before specific individuals who are fated to meet Freddy Krueger in their nightmares. Nancy Thompson was the first to take note of these when she saw them while walking to school in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street. The girls also appeared at the end of the film, signifying that Freddy is never truly gone for good.

Jack Torrance could Shine too. Danny has an ability known as "Shining" which causes him to see Images of everything That's happened in the Hotel. Jack also sees Images such as when the Bar Man gives him a drink and when the woman in bath bathroom chases him. The Movie portrays this as him going mad, but if this is him going mad how could Danny of seen the woman in the bathroom earlier on? This leads me to believe that Jack can Shine, just like Danny. The only difference is it's made him go crazy, because he Thinks he is. Also I'd like to bring up Danny has Tony, but Jack has Delbert Grady. So, Jack Torrance doesn't realize he has the Shining, which is why his mind starts to break when his psychic ability interacts with the hotel's. Then, his own dark leanings drum up a bunch of demons from his own mind, turning the inherently neutral building into a horrifying place. The hotel isn't destroying Jack, Jack is destroying himself.

Jason is a Deadite. If you watch Jason Goes To Hell The Final Friday, then you will have seen the Necronomicon in the Voorhees manor. So Lets assume that Pamela somehow got her hands on the book of the dead. She uses it to bring Jason back, only Jason didn't drown and has been living in the woods. So the Necronomicon didn't take effect on Jason until Tommy Jarvis kills him in Part 4, hence why Jason becomes an unstoppable killing machine in Part VI-X.

The Blair Witch is no specific person. I think it works better to have the Blair Witch to be this supernatural force and possesses her prey to be her vessels when they are at their most vulnerable, which is why I believe Heather became the new Blair Witch at the end of the movie.

The Other Mother in Coraline was the original owner of the Pink Palace. She found the portal to the other world and got trapped there.

The red balloons in IT contains the souls of all the children killed by Pennywise. "They float, they all float."

The Usual Suspects and Se7en exist in the same universe. Keyser Soze and John Doe from Se7en are the same person.

Michael Myers is the living embodiment of Samhain. In the original Halloween novelization, this was toyed with. In Halloween II, Michael breaks into a school and scrawls the word 'Samhain' on the blackboard of a classroom in blood... Earlier in the film, Loomis explains the meaning of Samhain and describes ritualistic bonfires the druids would build to commit sacrifice with on that night. This is handled poorly in Halloween 4, 5 and Curse Of Michael Myers, but the point stands that it has a factor.  In Gaelic mythology, Samhain is an annual festival held between October 31 and November 1, that is meant to recognize the arrival of the "darker half" of the year. During Samhain, the boundaries between the worlds of the living and dead are blurred, and the day is usually commemorated with a grand bonfire. Since the holiday went on to inspire the modern-day concept of Halloween, it would make sense that Michael Myers draws his powers from the ancient tradition.

Michael Myers Is the Physical Manifestation of Pure Evil. Michael is pure evil. There’s no complex psychology, there’s no cure—he is evil, pure and simple. To put it simply, I will leave you with John Carpenter's words.   "Michael Myers is not a character. He is a force of nature. He is not a person. He's part supernatural, part human. He's like the wind, an evil wind." This is not a human being, this is a shape and just like the word boogeyman, evoke something which isn't really human and doesn't, isn't therefore susceptible to reason, isn't therefore something you can argue or debate with or even ask for mercy from them. Michael Myers is essentially the Boogeyman. He's the guy who chases you in your dream, but can't get away from and no matter how many times you beat him down, it keeps coming. 

[frogoat]

Friday the 13th: Mrs. Voorhees Had Help!

I think if you’re in any way familiar with the horror movie genre, you’ll have heard of the Friday the 13th franchise. And even if you’ve never watched the series, Scream gives away the fact that Jason Voorhees isn’t the killer in the first film; it’s his mother Pamela Voorhees who does all the slashing. Or does she?

Lets look at the instances of murder that the film tells us Mrs. Voorhees committed. First we have the two camp counselors in 1958, Barry and Claudette. They sneak away to do the nasty but are confronted and killed shortly afterwards. Note that they don’t appear surprised to see the killer and in fact try to lie about what they were doing, suggesting a familiarity with the assailant. As we know Pamela previously worked as Camp Crystal Lake’s cook, so we can attribute these two murders to her.

Next we have the super nice Annie, who’s been hired as the new Camp Crystal Lake cook. Annie is given a lift to the crossroad half to Crystal Lake by truck driver Enus at the suggestion of Trudy, a diner waitress. Along the way Annie learns of the ‘death curse’ from Crazy Ralph and is warned about going by Enus who recounts the troubled history of the Camp. Undeterred, Annie starts walking from the turn off toward the Camp, only to be picked up by a passerby in a vehicle. This is clearly intended to be Mrs. Voorhees driving as we see her ‘arrive’ in the same vehicle at the films conclusion and it still contains the would-be Camp cook’s lifeless body. 

But how did Pamela just happen upon Annie at the right moment? Was she really just passing by and saw an opportunity for a secluded kill or did she get a tip off? Notice the interior shots of vehicle show a radio handset. I suggest Pamela was perhaps tipped off by Trudy the diner waitress, as the two share a common vocation and could plausibly know each other well. Whether or not Trudy knew what would happen when she mentioned a girl had arrived in town talking about a re-opening Camp Crystal Lake is up for debate, though she is does go from sceptical to helpful very quickly when suggesting Enus drive her to the turn off.

Here it’s worth mentioning that despite Mrs. Voorhees being a middle aged woman who doesn’t demonstrate any exceptional athletic abilities on-screen, still catches up and kills Annie. I concede this was likely intended to be Pamela, perhaps without her iconic pale blue sweater and is possibly just the stuntman being glimpsed on-camera. If it is Mrs. Voorhees, then it begs the question who is lurking behind the trees watching Alice in a scene prior to Annie’s dive from moving vehicle. It can’t be Crazy Ralph because we know he was travelling by bike and couldn’t have outpaced Enus’ truck. Therefore, there must be a second person already onsite at Camp Crystal Lake, either an accomplice or Mrs. Voorhees herself. Whomever kills Annie wields the knife in their right hand and has a prominent ring on the ring finger of their left hand. We see Mrs. Voorhees has a ring on the same finger and wields a knife with the same hand in the climatic battle at the end of the film.

Time passes and the camp owner Steve Christie heads into town while the Camp Counselors take a swim in the lake, kill a snake, encounter a motorcycle police officer and meet Crazy Ralph who promptly leaves after delivering his doomsayer speech. Ned spies on lovers Jack and Marcie and is in turn spied on himself. Spotting a person in a hooded black raincoat entering a nearby cabin, Ned approaches the cabin, asking if they want help. We don’t see exactly what happens but we later see his body on the top of the cabin, his throat slit in the same fashion as Annie’s. This obscured figure could be Pamela’s accomplice, Pamela or both killers working together to lure Ned into a secluded spot to kill him.

With a heavy storm about, Jack and Marcie shelter in a cabin and get down to business, unaware that a deceased Ned is just a few feet above them on the upper bunk and a murdered lies inches beneath them. When Marcie leaves to use the bathroom, Jack is skewered through the throat as his assailant holds his head in place. This killer uses their right hand to hold Jack and strikes with their left hand. We also get another glimpse of the plaid long sleeve shirt.

Seemingly at about the same time, Marcie is followed into the bathroom block. Hearing someone approaching, Marcie calls out playfully to Jack and goofs around in the mirror until hearing more movement nearby. This time thinking it’s Ned trying to prank her, Marcie approaches the shower cubicles only to be killed with an axe blow to the head. We don’t see anything to identify the killer but shortly after when Brenda uses the bathroom, we get a glimpse of a hand behind the shower curtain, suggesting they were unable to leave with Marcie’s body until afterwards. Given that it was a downward axe swing, it’s possible the killer here was taller in height, but this one is unclear. Either way, they were stuck in there with Marcie for a while, presumably holding her upright to avoid detection.

Brenda is watched from outside her own cabin as she settles for the night, only to be drawn outside when she hears what sounds like a child’s voice calling for help. This is most certainly Pamela herself providing the voice, leading Brenda to the archery range where she is blinded by the spotlights and attacked. The left hand we see flip the spotlights on is again adorned with a ring and appears to be wearing the same black raincoat as before, which further corroborates the idea this is Mrs. Voorhees. But who grabbed her while she was blinded by the light? We’ll see Pam use the blinding tactic again, too. As is evident later, Brenda is not actually killed here, because we see her moving feebly later when she is tied up and thrown through a cabin window. More on that later.

Alice and Bill go to Brenda’s cabin to investigate a scream only to find the bloodied axe in her bed. Given the short period of time between Brenda’s scream and the duo’s investigation, I think it’s more plausible the accomplice planted the axe immediately after Brenda exited her cabin before approaching her from behind while she was blinded. Finding no one, Bill and Alice try the phones and the car only to discover they’ve been disabled. Given we know someone was already present at the Camp during the daytime and the whole group of Counselors were at the lake at one point, it’s likely this is when the sabotage took place.

Meanwhile, Steve Christie leaves the diner after a brief chat with waitress Sandy and heads back toward the camp in his 4 Wheel Drive with trailer in tow, only for the vehicle to become bogged and apparently have engine trouble. He is given a lift most of the way back to Camp Crystal Lake by Sgt. Tierney before the latter is called away to a crash. Making his way back on foot, Steve is blinded by a person with a torch in front of the Camp Crystal Lake sign before being stabbed. This is evidently Pamela herself as Steve recognizes his assailant, and we know she had worked for the Christie family back in the 1950′s before her son Jason drowned. I’d suggest the diner worker Sandy may have tipped off Pamela that Steve was returning so that she could lay in wait for him.

The generator is turned off, causing Bill to venture out to investigate and restore power while Alice tries to get some sleep. Evidently some time passes between Bill’s departure and Alice going to find him, as he is found hung on the outside of the generator room’s door with his body filled with a number of arrows and his throat slit. As Bill leaves his raincoat in the generator room, it would appear he too was lured out by Mrs. Voorhees before being attacked and killed. Given the sheer strength required to suspend a man on a door in such a way, I believe we can attribute at least some of this task to Pam’s accomplice. 

Now in a panic, Alice returns to the main cabin and attempts to secures the door from within and arms herself. At this point, the still faintly alive Brenda is thrown through one of the windows, presumably killing her. Brenda appears to have ropes wrapped around her and is covered in blood. Moments later, Alice sees the headlights of Mrs. Voorhees vehicle approaching from the front of the cabin, causing her to remove her barricade and pleas for help. While it’s only an assumption on her part, Alice remarks ‘Please don’t leave me! They’ll kill you too!’ The obvious question here is if Pam did all this herself how did she manage to throw Brenda through the window (or swing her on a rope pulley, perhaps?) and also drive up in her vehicle from the opposite direction within seconds? 

After her mental flashback, Pamela draws a knife from her left hip with her right hand. Here we can see what appears to be the plaid shirt beneath Pam’s sweater. When brandishing her knife at Alice, Pamela makes erratic stabbing motions, rather than the clean slices we saw on some of the victims. Alice discovers poor, sweet Annie’s body in the car, apparently having been left there since her murder. Next, Alice runs into Mr Christie who’s body is suspended from a tree upside down with a knife still lodged in his chest. Clearly a passionate slaying.

With Alice now running and hiding from Pamela, we move into genuine Final Girl territory. Notice that Mrs. Voorhees struggles to break down the pantry door and swings her weapons wildly as though without skill. Compare this with the early more methodical and precise throat stabbings and we paint a clearer picture of the second person. Finally we have the iconic decapitation of Mrs. Voorhees which also gives a clear shot of her ring. 

Notice that several of the attacks have involved luring the victim to a secluded location alone before attacking. It’s also noteworthy some of the victims have been moved after death to delay their discovery, often in elaborate ways involving both physical strength and planning. Finally, note that there were primarily two mechanisms of injury: slit throats and far more messy stabbings. I would argue that this indicates a second person present at Camp Crystal Lake that June 13th. Two personalities and two types of attacks. One is more cold and calculated, the other more emotional and aggressive. It could be argued that this is just an indication of Pamela’s psychosis manifesting (and that’s a perfectly acceptable answer) but I think the sheer amount of physical strength, the timeline of events occurring around the camp, the presence of someone hiding at the camp while Annie is being killed and the sheer amount of moving and planning needed to pull this all off indicates an accomplice on-site at the camp. This is in addition to the far more passive assistance from certain members of hospitality industry who likely had no idea what Pamela had planned.

The movie presents at least two occasions where the assailant is forced into hide after a killing, preventing them from moving on immediately to the next victim, leaving us to wonder how they could have possibly moved about so quickly. We also have several elaborate set ups for the victims to be revealed in a dramatic fashion which clearly require time not afforded to a lone killer. The evidence of violent strength only seen on some of the victims, particularly those lured aware and killed off-screen indicates a second participant, one with greater physical prowess than that seen from Pamela in the film’s finale. The real question shouldn’t be was there a second killer. Rather, it should be who was the second killer in Friday the 13th?

But that’s a discussion for another time. 

[hmm-bubba]

Thank You

Jason Voorhees x Reader (based off of this post by @slashthedice)

You were coming home late that day. The traffic had been heavier than you'd anticipated and it was already dark outside. You worried about Jason, worried about if he was worrying about you.

When you turned into Camp Crystal Lake, things seemed... disturbed. It wasn't unusual for teens to inhabit the camp, nor was it unusual for your boyfriend to "dispose" of them. The only thing was that typically when this happened, you were either secure in the cabin, or secure in town (if you could sneak away without anyone seeing you). Knowing that your whereabouts were unknown to Jason upset your mindset even more. You hoped that he wasn't too worried about you.

When you approached the cabin door, you prepared yourself for whatever would be behind it. You wanted to give Jason notice that it was you entering your home, and not some hypersexualized teen. "Jason, I'm ho-" you called out before freezing in your place.

There in the middle of your living room, was Jason hunched over a body. Blood surrounded them, seeping into every crevice and crack. When Jason turned to look at you, you caught a glimpse of the body beneath him. It was an unrecognizable mess. You quickly pieced together in your state of shock that Jason must have thought that you were already home and had gone mad when he thought that you were in possible danger from this person.

You caught your breath and managed to sputter out, "Let's get you cleaned up". You walked over to Jason and held your hand out to him, completely avoiding looking at the bloodied body next to him.

You led Jason into the bathroom where you began running the tub, waiting for the water temperature to become just right before turning on the shower head. As you waited, you tried to steady your unsteady breathing and calm your mind. You were shaking awfully bad and were trying to hide your trembling hands from Jason's line of sight. It didn't work however, and Jason was more than aware of how upset you were.

As the water warmed up, Jason looked at you and pointed, then pointed to the tub. You shook your head and insisted that he was the one who needed to clean, that you could find another way to calm your nerves. Jason insisted though, and reached down to plug the tub before beginning to gesture for you to undress. You shook your head but began to think it over. He could always clean up in one of the unoccupied cabins...

Jason could tell that you were considering it, and to try to sweeten the deal, he went to reach for the bubble bath that you kept on the ledge of the tub. Instead, however, he grabbed your conditioner. Luckily you noticed and took it out of his hands before he could squeeze half of the bottle into the water. You put the conditioner down and handed Jason the bubble bath, which he then squeezed a very generous amount out of.

The steam was beginning to rise in the small room, and your hands were only shaking slightly now. "I've got it from here," you said. Jason nodded and rose to leave. You watched as the bloodied hunk of man left you, turning to look at you once more before closing the door behind him. You smiled to yourself, knowing that as long as you had Jason, you'd always be safe.

When you were finished with your soak, you wrapped a towel around yourself before bracing for whatever carnage awaited you in the living room. However, miraculously, there was barely a stain in the whole room. You laughed out of surprise, figuring that Jason had gone ahead and cleaned without you.

Just then, he walked through the front door, looking as clean as Jason ever could be. You shook your head and smiled, walking to meet him halfway in the room. You hugged him close and he held you back. "Thank you," you whispered into his chest. You felt Jason squeeze your body tighter, his way of saying "You're welcome." Whether the two of you were talking about the slaying or the clean up, who knew.

[slashersannonymous]

Hhmmmmmmmmm can I order some Jason fluff

*snaps on a fastfood visor with a hockey mask as the brand logo*Yes you certainly can! One order of Jason fluff coming right up!

Fireflies

Note: this is some SFW Jason fluff with a lil bit of loneliness and angst sprinkled in, but fluff nonetheless!! ENJOY

Soft morning sun shyly pokes through the blinds into the room you and Jason share. A solemn peace, wrapped warmly and comfortable in your blanket, only to be interrupted by the obnoxious shriek of your alarm. An annoyed groan leaves your throat as you begrudingly reach out from the comfort and warmth of your soft sanctum to turn off the noisey little reminder that you still have a camp to help maintain while Jason is gone; whether you like it or not. Shoving off the blanke and sitting up, looking around at the familiar surroundings of your room; everything is in it’s usual place, well, expect Jason isn’t here. Making the room and house seeming much lonlier than usual - even with Mama Voorhees there to keep you company.

Sleepily you make your way down the stairs to the kitchen, “Good morning, Y/N, How are you dear?”, the chipper and warm motherly tone of Mrs. Voorhees sweetly falls on your ears. Opening the cupboard to get a mug for your morning fix of (Your Drink of Choice); you try to suppress the longing and twinges of sadness in your voice from Mrs. Voorhees, “I’m feeling…ok”, oh yeah she was going to notice that. A quiet and throughtful pause falls between the two of you, “Oh no dear, what is it? You know you can tell me.” Mrs. Voorhess doesn’t have a body anymore but her voice almost seems to give you a warm and comforting hug as she asks you to open up to her. You don’t like to worry Mrs. Voorhees, she’s not even your mother and she’s already made such an impact on your life, and you hate to make her worry about you. You quietly rinse out your mug as you try to think of a reply, but as if she was reading your mind, Mrs. Voorhees speaks up, “It’s Jason, isn’t it?”, whether it was the mother’s intuition or some supernatural force she always could hit the nail right on the head. You let out a quiet sigh, “Yes ma’am.” You can feel you almost choke on your words, holding back tears.

You don’t know why, but its hard to be away from Jason for so long; even though you know it’s his (un)life’s calling to slay anyone dumb enough to come to Camp Crystal Lake. Usually the killings take a day or two, depending on the size of the group that is visitng the camp. But this time the group of teens/college students was a bit bigger than usual and Jason had to be sure he made a clean and swift job of disposing of these trespassers and leave no survivors. He’s meticulous and thorough like that, one of the many reasons you fell in love with Jason to begin with. But that’s what makes your relationship with Jason a bit more difficult than your average couple. Especially during the summer.

The camp is absolutely gorgeous year round and attracts all manner of young and old to come and bask in the sun, take a swim in the lake, canoe, fish, explore (get a machete through the chest); but summer meant more teenagers and young adults coming to party and do whatever they want - thus summoning Jason to lead them to an untimely demise. Which meant more time apart from one another. You knew Jason hated being away from you and his mother, but he had a job to do and a promise to keep. You respected that but it didn’t make the time apart any less painful or lonely.

Mrs. Voorhees helps fill the time with laughs and pleasent conversation, she can always manage to help you get through the days without Jason. Her voice and prescnce a nice distraction as you do your chores, but she knows that in the back of your mind Jason isn’t far from your thoughts. The day goes smoothly, a little slower because of your state of melacholoy, but smooth nonetheless. Soon dusk and night are approaching. You make yourself and Mrs. Voorhess some dinner (yes she doesn’t eat but you make her a plate so you can have dinner with her), you clean the dishes and step outside to enjoy the evening. You didn’t just fall in love with Jason or his mother, but the camp itself. Yes Camp Crystal Lake is a place of death but it also has a sense of beauty - savage beauty you’ve told Jason; just like him.

Tears well up in your eyes as you look into the star/ moon filled sky, you wrap your arms around yourself to try and mimic how it feels to be in Jason’s massive arms. As you feel yourself about to sob you notice the stars seem to be gently floating from the ebony sky; first one, then another, and another until it seems the air is graced with hundreds of little sparkling stars. Fireflies. Mrs. Voorhees has told you about how breath taking the fireflies are during the summer, how she and Jason would watch them and Jason would even catch some when he was a child. As you follow the gentle floating of the fireflies, you notice a massive shape raise up a hand to let a firefly gently land in it’s palm.

You look closer, it’s Jason.

You can barely make out his features. In the gentle glow of the fireflies and the moon you can make out the faint splatters of blood on his mask; little crimson beads sticking to the ivory of his hockey mask, some leaving streaks. His blood soaked machete, still clenched in his massive hand, glistening and glittering in the pale light of the moon. You quietly make your way closer to him, you’d love to go running and tackle him but he looks so content and entraced by the little ball of light in his palm that you don’t want to spoil it for him. As you grow closer, Jason’s attention falls on you; the look of adoration towards the firefly is now fully on you and has grown tenfold. His soft gaze fully taking you in, if he could , you highly doubt he could fully say how much he loves you the way his eyes express it. Before you can even get a word out, you’re pulled into Jason’s huge frame (gently), his grasp on his machete loosening, dropping the machete with an audible thud to the ground. His large hand taking your (much smaller) hand in his and realing you into his muscualr and broad chest, strong and powerful arms fully enrapturing you in a embrace to say how much he’s missed you, needed you, loved you, since he was gone. Your arms try to wrap around him but he’s so large you can only wrap around his waist half way and squeeze him with all your might, trying to convey how much you’ve missed him.

The two of you embrace for what seems like hours, you both loosen up to look at one another. Jason looks down at you as you place your hands on his firm chest. The soft golden glow of the fireflies make Jason’s masked face seem like a hazy dream. It almost seems surreal that he’s here with you, after so many days without him. Gently, you push up his mask, Jason leans down while also gently lifting you up to meet you in a sweet and gentle kiss. Your arms wrap around Jason’s neck; savoring every smell, taste, and sensation as your kiss grows deeper and more passionate. You both release, both breathless (but you’re huffing), the look in Jason’s eyes beautifully illuminated by the warm, golden glow, “I love you Jason”, you whimper out as a tear of joy slips from your eye. He uses one arm to fully support your weight and wipes the tear from your cheek and places his forehead to yours to say, “I love you too”.

[blackwatchbastard]

The 76 skins always seem to be hit or miss lol. What're your ideas besides werewolf? pls tell.

i honestly like a lot of his skins? probably more than most people lmao.honestly if i got werewolf and goofy references to the alien and terminator franchises i’d die happy. maybe throw in some comic book anti-hero references if they really wanna slay me.also in light of resent developments if he doesn’t get a jason voorhees style skin it really should happen............

[lowkeynando]

shocking the crowd. Deep in the woods, a deformed serial killer who resembles Jason Voorhees hunts down a teenage girl dressed as Dorothy for Halloween. The girl runs to a barn where she discovers several of the killer's dismembered victims, among them her friend Casey. The killer tracks her to the barn, and when she manages to escape and flee, he kills her by throwing a spear through her chest. As the killer celebrates his most recent slaying, a UFO suddenly appears overhead. The ship beams down a small, costumed alien that tries to trick-or-treat. Unable to persuade the constantly repeating alien that he has no candy to give, the frustrated killer proceeds to stomp on the alien, seemingly crushing him. As the killer walks back to his barn, the alien's remains slither into the girl's mouth and possess her body. The possessed girl proceeds to chase the frightened killer into his barn. From there, the possessed girl and the killer then proceed to attack each other with a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, respectively. Their duel eventually concludes with both of them decapitating each other. The alien then crawls out of the girl's severed head through the mouth and teleports back to the spaceship, taking the killer's head with him as his "treat"- [ ] JUNGLEWOODNETHERRACKNETHERWARTENCHANTMENTTABLECHORUSFLOWERREDSTONEREPEATERREDSTONECOMPARATORTRiPWiREHOOKCOMMANDBLOCKSTiCKYPiSTONALiENSSPECiESFAiRiESDEiTiESGODSCLOWNSROBOTSANDROiDSARTiFiCiALiNTELLiGENCESBRAiNSPOWERSiNTELLiGENCEQUOTiENTSWORMSTAPEWORMSTUBESTUMORSCANCERSHOSTSENTiTiESFUNGiSPARASiTESBACTERiASAMiCROORGANiSMSMUSHROOMSSURGERiESSCiENCESPHYSiCSWiTCHCRAFTSMAGiCSVOODOOSHOODOOSWiZARDSWARLOCKSCULTSSECRETSOCiETiSALTEREGOSiNNERDEMONSCROSSROADDEMONSMEDiCALTREATMENTS AND