#jasper is the guy in the red bc of red jaspers

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Mmm highlighters at work lol, if i have time might draw more

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Dating Carlisle Cullen HCs!

a/n: was the requested? absolutely not. am i a slut for daddy cullen? abso-fuckin-lutley

warnings: fluff, smut, swearing, im lowkey an edward hater in this i’m sorry, smut is fem!reader based!! dating daddy carlisle

- when you guys hang out at night /alone he’s all over you

- he holds you, lays on your chest, plays with your hair while you sit inbetween his legs SHSSUWHEISN

- he plays with your fingers while you guys are around other people and he gets a little nervous

- like if your hanging out with friends he’ll play with your fingers and hands, twist around your bracelets and rings

- i love him he’s so soft

- he desperately tries to stop you from popping pimples and blackheads

- “y/n sTOP”

- sometimes you’ll laugh at stuff he says bc it sounds so old fashioned

- he attempts to make you food and most of the time it’s amazing but usually when you two cook it almost always ends up burnt or undercooked or missing an ingredient

- bc he gets distracted by your stupid jokes that sometimes result in a food fight

- carlisle would do anything for you

- literally one time you brought up wanting to go to disneyland because they do a mardi gras parade and he almost bought plane tickets right then and there

- “what’re you doing?”

- “buying plane tickets.”

- “what??? STOP-“

- he loves how you hate when he spends money on you

- it makes him want to do it more

- you both have multiple matching things

- bracelets, rings, necklaces, etc

- he bought you this EXPENSIVE bracelet once and you almost passed out on the spot

- it has your and carlisle’s initials engraved into it and it’s your favorite color

- he lets you paint his nails frequently

- he loves when you do little designs on them too

- he loves being the person you feel comfortable ranting to

- it breaks his heart when he opens his door and sees you with puffy eyes and a red nose, tears reminiscent on your face

- he lets you in and picks you up, speeding you to his bedroom

- he grabs you a big t-shirt and a pair of his boxers and tells you to shower or change before talking about it

- and then after that he does whatever you want

- sometimes he’ll comb your hair while you rant to him, or make you some tea on the kitchen island while you talk to him about what happened

- he’d totally sit you on the counter and cut up + feed you fruit and clean the juice from your chin. im sobbing

- 100% takes care of your stuffed animals

- he would love how you bond with his “kids”

- you and emmett would totally play horror games together

- emmett and you are this clip:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJdszrIKDCtmfnyVLdhVwf2sGqLcJ6NBU

- honestly either of you could be rhett/link and it would still make sense

- you lowkey make fun of edward ngl

- i feel like he plays games with you and emmett too and he sucks ass

- carlisle looses his shit when he hears you make a gooddamn good roast of him and you can hear him laughing from upstairs

- alice constantly tries to buy you clothes she thinks not only you, but also carlisle would like

- Rosalie would confide in you a lot

- tbh it took her a hot minute to warm up to you but when she saw how happy carlisle was with you she gave you a chance

- jasper loves you tbh

- he games w/ u and emmett and you guys kick ass in rocket league

- sometimes Carlisle will just stare at you for no reason

- you’ll catch him and he won’t break eye contact and you get all flustered and look away

- and proceed to look back to see him still staring

- “what’re you looking at?”

- “just you. :)”

- “okay but why”

- “youre beautiful.”

- “get a room!” ~ emmett

- reminds your to take ur medication

- after meeting your family, he’s always down to babysit with you or go to family reunions or vacations

- if it’s a sunny place he’ll just busy himself with work inside

- always liking ur instagram posts

- he always comments on them too

- just a simple “i love you” or “gorgeous🩷”

——— smut time

- respect and consent king

- wouldn’t dream of hurting you/degrading you ever

- he loves tits. sorry not sorry it’s true

- he’ll play w/ ur nipples and leave hickeys on ur boobs

- fucking looses it when you moan his name

- like, if you do that he’s giving you literally everything he has

- his fav position is missionary or when you ride him but you face him

- specifically if he’s sitting in his office chair and you get ontop of him and-

- makes your legs SHAKE

- he has his hands on your hips while you ride him bc that’s hot

- literally adores your body

- he couldn’t care less of your stomach pokes out or if you have love handles or stretch marks

- he loves you for you

- PRAISE

- this man loves to make you blush and he knows exactly how to do it in bed

- master at giving you head

- literally knows exactly what to do and how you like it done

- fucking dies when you ride his face

- like it’s not a thing that he wants he NEEDS it

- he pays attention to your body movements and how you react to certain things

- he’s the typa guy to get on his knees and eat you out

- tongue around ur clit and fingers inside you pumping in and out and moving around inside to touch your g-spot

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MtF reader who is nervous about bottom surgery, (any depth) and so she starts to wander around the forest to work out the excess energy.

Jasper who's used to them pacing around the forest simply waits for them to go to the same spot they usually do. This time instead of letting them not talk about it he tells them they need to talk about it. Since she's so scared of surgery.

a/n: Okay, so I usually never write for fem readers (bc I’m a guy), but I thought this idea was super sweet. As a queer person myself, I really love the idea of the twilight vampires being accepting of queer people. I hope I did this ask justice, and to any trans people who are worried about hormones or surgery I hope this is comforting to y’all. 

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comfort 

mtf!reader x jasper hale (fluff)

words: 823

summary: you’ve been nervous about your upcoming bottom surgery for a while now, so Jasper, the concerned lover he is, makes sure to comfort you and talk you through every detail.

Jasper sat atop one of the trees, waiting for any trace of her to alert him. It was no surprise when he smelled her familiar scent before he could even see her. This secluded spot in the forest was where she always went when she was feeling nervous. Jasper looked down to see her, the beautiful girl he’d grown to love so quickly, walking back and forth quickly as she mumbled to herself. Jasper jumped out of the tree, and in an instant, he was next to her.

“You scared me,” she said breathlessly with a red tint covering her face. He could feel her embarrassment, but more than that he could feel her nervousness. 

“You seemed nervous, darlin’,” Jasper replied as he held one of her hands in his. “I wanted to check on you.”

“Don’t worry about it,” she said, brushing him off. “It’s nothing.”

“Seems like somethin’,” he said playfully, trying to lighten the mood. “You know you can tell me anything,” he said softly. She smiled at him and with shaky hands she brushed some of the hair away from his face. She let her hands fall back down to her sides, working up the courage to tell him what was really going on. Unbeknownst to her, Jasper was using his power in an attempt to make her feel calmer.

“I just need comfort, not advice. We don’t have to talk about it,” she assures him. 

“Sweetheart,” he says softly, his southern accent pouring out, “I can comfort you too, but clearly somethin’ has been botherin’ you for days. We need to talk about it or it won’t get any better,” he tells her as gently as possible, trying not to work her up.

“I’m just worried about my surgery,” she says with a sigh, causing Jasper’s eyes to widen in surprise. Soon, she’d be undergoing bottom surgery, and she was so excited about it, but now it was clearly causing her a lot of stress.

“I thought you wanted the surgery?” Jasper asked, looking into her eyes.

“I do,” she responded hurriedly, “it’s just this is a big operation, and something could go wrong, or I might not be happy with the results, or maybe you won’t be happy with the results and-”

“Darlin’, I will love you no matter what,” Jasper said, cutting her anxious rambling off. “It doesn’t matter if you get the surgery, if you don’t, or how it turns out. Despite how much I love your body,” he says lightheartedly, grabbing a hold of her waist, “that’s not why I stay with you. I stay with you for this,” he says, tapping her temple with his index finger. “You have the most beautiful mind I’ve ever encountered in my 160 years.”

“So things will be the same between us even after my surgery?” She asks hopefully.

“Not exactly,” Jasper says, causing her smile to fade. She gives him a concerned look and he quickly elaborates, “there might be some new things I’d like to try in the bedroom,” he says with a wink, causing her whole face to go red.

“Oh knock it off,” she says, playfully pushing his chest away with her hand, causing him to pretend to be shocked, except he can’t stop smiling at her. “You aren’t worried about me getting hurt?” she asks him. “It’s a serious surgery, what if I die?”

“I know for a fact no one has ever died during bottom surgery,” he comforts, leaning in closer to her. “And even if that somehow did happen, Carlisle and I would rush right over to the hospital and turn you. Even death can’t save you from me,” he tells her jokingly, but they both know that Jasper really would do that for her. “Besides, Carlisle has been a surgeon for like a million years, so that should be comforting,” he informs her. She laughs as she places her head on his chest.

“This is comforting,” she responds. 

“Perfect,” he responds, lightly kissing her on the top of the head after. She stays pressed up against his chest, and he begins to gently stroke her hair as they talk out some of the finer details of the surgery. Not only does he provide statistics about the surgery for logical comfort, but he also provides loving, emotional comfort. It’s clear Jasper won’t let anything bad happen to her. He’ll drive her to the hospital, hold her hand as she gets put under anesthesia, and as soon as the surgery is complete he’ll go back to her room and hold her hand while she wakes up. During the recovery process, he vows not to leave her side the entire time, even when she insists he doesn’t have to do that. She’s his whole world now and this surgery is just a small part of their story. Even if it’s scary, she can rest assured knowing nothing bad will happen to her. 

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Who out of the Court of Darkness Cast is a Metalhead/Rock enjoyer?

-personal headcanons, lol- Warnings: none, unless you're allergic to opinions, or short lists

Guy

Does enjoy it, but not really his go-to genre

Lynt

No 💀

Fenn

Yes

Looks like a KISS enjoyer

Toa

Secretly enjoys it

He find it low-key cathartic to listen to

Roy

100000% yes

Would sing death metal to unwind

Looks like a Nightwish enjoyer

Rio

Yes

Rio's expression: 😊🌈💖🌸

Rio's headphones: 💀💣💥🤘

Lance

Look at this man and tell me he wouldn't enjoy rock or metal

Looks like a Linkin Park, Skillet, Three Days Grace, and Opal in Sky enjoyer

Grayson

Yes, bc the image is funny to think about: the perfect gentleman being into the aggressive stuff

Also would sing death metal to unwind

Jasper

Yes

Looks like a Metallica or Black Sabbath fan

Tino

No. It's a lil' too aggressive for him

Knight

No

Violet

100% yes

She looks like she'd sing some sort of metal to unwind

Sherry

Her expression: 😊🌈💖🌸

Her headphones: 💣🤘💀💥

Lou

Yes

Kinda wanna see him headbanging

Looks like a Starset enjoyer

Dia

Yes

Enjoys Linkin Park, Evanescence, Red

Aquia

Yes, mostly bc the image is funny as hell

Probably listens to Thousand Foot Krutch, Evanescence, Opal in Sky

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In “The Princess and The Queen”, they mention Daemon’s “allies at court as well, even on the green council.” Any idea who Daemon’s ally/allies on the Green Council could be ?

("A Son for a Son"):

Pre-Dance council:

Otto as Hand

Tyland Lannister as master of ships

Lyman Beesbury as master of coin

master of whisperers Larys Strong

Jasper Wylde, master of laws

Grandmaester Orwyle

Lord Commander Criston Cole

After Beesbury dies, Tyland replaces him as master of coin & the master of ships is not filled until the very end with Corlys, way after Blood and Cheese & Rhaenyra-Daemon die. I can't think of any of these guys willing or able enough to become Daemon & Rhaenyra's ally. Not a one. Orwyle was immediately imprisoned but not executed when Rhaenyra & Daemon took KL; Tyland was tortured; Otto & Cole are obviously not it, not just in loyalites but bc Criston died way earlier & Otto was quickly executed; Jasper Wylde, to his execution, said that boys should inherit before girls, not him; & Larys wasnt present but if he really were on the blacks' side or even trying to play both sides by feeding Daemon information, that'll be very diffcult to believe, because he hid Aegon & his kids before Daemyra landed neither Daemon nor Rhaenyra could get them. If he hadn't done that, Daemyra would have had a much better chance of winning this war. Aemond could possibly be persuaded into giving up when his King was captured.

However, hard pressed, the best guess--and it's a very unconfident guess--is that it was Orwyle. While he was imprisoned & it was aid that didn't favor any of the sides over the other, he was also a guy who obviously wanted to survive and was persuaded by one of Mysaria's agents to feed them information after he came back from trying to deliver the first terms to Rhaenyra at Dragonstone before the V boys were sent out. Or that all PLUS after she dressed him down at Dragonstone, he felt guilty (but not enough to actually join her outright after he was already "trapped" and didn't leave when the green council convened, putting forth Otto & Alicent's plans) was approached, and then persuaded. They could have made a deal. He was one of the only ones to live into Cregan Stark's entrance. The other being Tyland, but Tyland, not Orwyle, was tortured. At the same time, Tyland was tortured to reveal the secret of the stolen treasury's location. Anyway, that's really the only person I can think to be the closest "ally" at the actual council for the blacks. Otherwise this tidbit is just a red herring from GRRM or a rumor in-world made up to explain how Daemon & Mysaria got B&C in so easily, not knowing that Cheese knew the tunnels and secret passages.

Honestly, I don't think they needed a council ally. With Mysaria being the executor of the plan and using her network of most likely people of very different walks of life for spywork (maids and servants in the castle, orphaned kids, fish sellers, sex workers she use to know, knows now, or who work directly for her, people in the city watch, etc.).

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lil guy designs i managed to get the hang of- now with my headcanons and not just in the hs style Σ:] will eventually do the rest of em

rambles about them under more!!

Cherly:

ough ough she's fun... pyromaniac with highblood quadrants, making its antics never be punished really... if it gets any more of her quadrants filled ar will dye over son tattoos to match their blood!! but that's not gonna happen very soon since ar's not interested in black romance at all... just wants to be friendly with everyone! despite that, and also her blood color, ar doesn't take the oppression of lowbloods or mutants seriously. mostly bc of how its matesprits treats her, making son believe that since ar's doing well, lowbloods don't experience any form of oppression and have the same opportunities as everyone else. yea she's wrong on that.

Sahrah:

cowgurl Σ:]] she and a jade i'll be posting later, named Hahnah Crodil, were adopted by two friend lusi who thought it was cute to match names lol. they're not like siblings and weren't raised together but their moms are friends! and they're moirails!! she's responsible for a town that houses mutants or trolls waiting to be culled. basically like an orphanage. she's from the youngest of the gang (would have just turned 18 years old) but still takes her job seriously. has a red/black thing going on with an indigo who is. weird about mutant blood. it's complicated.

Jasper:

AUGH GURL WHO'S SO COOL,, she was culled immediately as a grub cause of her blood to some purple bloods! she cant really control her psionics so she doesn't use them by choice. also bc she's deaf from her left ear from trying. she and a purple blood around her age got close as kids and she ended up escaping from her cullers at 7 sweeps with him. they are bffs fr and they make me happy Σ:] shes red for the lime i have shown off b4!!

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🎮 💯 ❤️ for azure and Jasper!

AZURE

🎮 — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

god she's kinda boring, her main hobbies are yoga, working out and playing chess, all of which she tries to do outside as much as possible bc she's an outdoors girlie. she tries to garden but she doesn't have her mom's green thumb.

💯 — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

her favorite color is pink, she was diagnosed with eczema as a kid, she doesn't understand the idea of having pets

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

she's kind, would do anything for her friends ( and her family once she has one of her own ), her situation growing up with her parents has made her want to be a better person than them, to do good and leave a lasting, positive legacy. she wants nothing more to be a good parent and raise her kids right.

JASPER

🎮 — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

flirting with guys at parties, leaving them wanting more, and thinking about attica riot ( jk. he likes to draw, sing, and ceramics )

💯 — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

he's disagnosed with bipolar II disorder, he used to be an altar boy as a kid ( which... may have had some effect on his sexuality and desires... anyways who said that! ), he loves going out to comedy shoes

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

he doesn't have any <3 i'm kidding uhhhh he's funny, EXTREMELY loyal like maybe to a fault actually so nvm, he's got an eye for fashion, he's a #feminist. idk. kjdffdkjgh this was hard

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What Am I Doing With My Life:

Chris watches Twilight New Moon for the first time

Okay “”new moon”” this must be the werewolf one then

These violent delights have violent ends omg don’t ruin a good quote Bella

Girl where are you is this the handmaids tale

Anyway she’s looking good

Suddenly having a delayed reaction to the end of the last movie when Jacob is like “my dad paid me to tell you to break up with Edward” like lmao what was that

Daddy Charlie

Nice to see an evolution to their relationship though

Also thank GOD the terrible blue color grading seems better

Digital cameras lmao remember when

Do her friends just like avoid Edward lol

Anyway the real reason Edward won’t turn her yet is he wanted her to be legal first

Oh no “Jacob” and the pushing her hair behind the ear

Yikessss

Hey aren’t dreamcatchers Ojibwe in origin

Alice and Bella are crushing on each other

Wait what can jasper do does he have any discuss ability or

Not to ONLY be nitpicking but usually Romeo and Juliet is part of the grade 9 curriculum in most us states, not grade 12

Oh my goddddd is that good omens guy, I’d know that nose anywhere

Bella’s gonna hurt edward so bad isn’t she lol

Her wanting to be a vampire is already getting so annoying though

why is she having a midlife crisis about being 18 like come on

Damnnnn they can’t even control themselves if she gets a paper cut like RUN girl

Wait is Edward like… a Christian? Lol tragic and awkward

He’s like “u wouldn’t be sexy to me if u were a vampire”

Nice (not) to see the terrible music streak continues into this film too

That shitty truck is my favorite character in this

Why does Edward keep dressing Like That

Lmaoooooo “I love you forever” “we’re skipping town, see u”

Definitely just dissociated a minute and came back like “WHY am I watching this??”

She fell asleep in the woods and now everyone’s looking for her lmao

Okay one decent song so far across two movies

Why is she so in love with Alice

Why is she so pathetic

Charlie is just Done tm and like same

“It’s just not normal, this behavior” TELL IT CHARLIE

Jessica is so real

BELLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Keep talking to Alice soooooo gay

So was Jacob NOT a werewolf at the start of the first movie? Is that what these suddenly buff comments are about?

I’ve said it before but lautners voice is SO annoying and it’s just bc it’s my hometown accent lol

Another bad song

“What’s up with you and age?” Seriously

God this weird ass edgy act

Oof three way movie date with child Jacob and awkward ass school guy

Wow this guy must be puking for a long time

Wow Jake chill Jesus

Wtf did he like JUST become a werewolf

Why is it raining for drama and sexiness

What was with all the Romeo and Juliet in the beginning… there was like apparently no thematic reason for there to be that big of a push for it

Anyway yeah Jacob doesn’t believe in shirts anymore clearly

Is this whole franchise just a gay metaphor

What is he trying to get her to remember??

Lol “it’s a huge secret” *guy gets angry and wolfs out in front of bella*

But WHY do they all need to go around shirtless lmaoooo

And why did Jacob have to cut his hair about it

Such a gay metaphor oh my god

One more good song

Oooh a good song fading into a bad song

LISTEN I know they gotta pay rpats but these weird apparitions are so overdone

Yeah this wolf thing also sounds dangerous…. Like you change if you get angry??? RED FLAG!!! REDFLAG REDFLAGREDFLAGREDFLAG

Are any of the other movies gayer than this bc if so I gotta watch them when I was maybe planning not to

Bella’s super dumb

Oh her girlfriends back

Or is this a trick

Oh lolol

Why would she just give up Jacobs secret like that lmaooo

Fuck I gotta keep watching these movies just to see what keeps going on with Bella and Alice

Wtf why would Edward call them and wtf is going on why is he so dramaticcccc

The Romeo and Juliet tie ins are coming back I’ll give credit where it’s due. Wasn’t expecting anything to actually come of it lol

They won’t even let him die lmfao he went all the way to Italy for that??

So suddenly Alice can see everything the fuck??

But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

EDWARD WHY are you so goddamn dramatic

Definitely would not have expected this aesthetic from a twilight movie. It’s very action thriller

BRUH they are so confused about each other

I liked this move so much better than the first one so far and I now realize that it’s because Bella and Edward were apart for most of it lolllll

Edward put your damn shirt back on

Wow such Vampiric Council vibe

Oh yeah right why CANT Edward read Bella’s thoughts did we ever talk about that

Wow damn van helsing blood????

Damn why does EVERYONE have to be so dramatic

Oh this old song and dance again Bella just BE a human damn

What if Edward and Jacob and Bella all just fell in love together huh what then, problem solved

idk man I’d be so bored if I had to live forever with the same partner lol

wow I can’t believe I’m a nearly 30 year old man who wants to know what happens next

Like is this shit GOOD no but now I Gotta Know

[vivisandg]

Characters I will write for:

Guidelines click HERE

The Maze Runner:

Newt-smut, fluff, angst…smut, and also smut

GALLY MF EYEBROWS- smut, smut, smut, fluff, angst, smut, smut, and more smut

Minho??- idk anything ig

Thomas, Brenda, Frypan, Aris, Alby, Ben↖️

Criminal Minds:

SPENCER REID- smut, fluff, idk abt angst 🤷‍♀️, but LITERALLY ANYTHING THIS IS MY FAV WHITE BOIII

Morgan(other eyebrows)- anything aside from angst

Hotch, Rossi, Luke, Matt, and literally every other guy is just idk

Garcia Babes- nothing but tooth rotting fluff for our favorite baby girl

J.J- angst??, idk abt smut for her, but defo fluff

Emily- everyfrickingthing alright?

Percy Jackson/HoO:

Percy- smut, angst, fluff

Jason- anything but angst

LUKE PRETTY BOY CASTELLAN- I will write smut to your hearts’ content with this boy, or fluff or angst, with him I’m not picky 🫢🫶🏼

Grover?? And every other guy in both series- anything ig

Annabeth- no angst, but we love fluff for this girl, maybe smut

Hazel and Piper- idk for them, but fluff is a 100%

Clarisse- idk, I’ll write what you want

Hunger Games:

Katniss as well as every other girl- anything you want

⬆️except Annie, and Prim is excluded- ONLY FLUFF for this girl

Peeta and FINNICK- smut mostly, but fluff and angst are good, too

Gale(I don’t like him either, but u can’t deny that he’s hot)- smut, angst is a not js bc, and fluff is possible I think

Haymitch if u want- anything

Divergent:

Every girl- anything

Tobias and MATTHEW- SMUT SMUT SMUT and fluff and some angst

Peter??- ehh anything ig

I think that’s all

Red Queen:

Mare and Farley-smut

Maven, Shaed, Cal, Kilorn- anything and everything

Young Elites:

Adelina and every girl except Violetta- anything

All the guys- anything and EVERTHING

The Giver??:

Jonas??- fluff or smut if you can come up with that

Twilight:

JASPER- smut, fluff

Emmet and Edward(maybe Carlisle)- angst, smut, fluff

Alice- FLUFF FOR OUR GIRL

Bella- idk??

How to train you Dragon:

Hiccup- smut and fluff

VIGGO FRICKIN GRIMBORN- LITERALLY ANYHTING I WILL WRITE ANYTHING FOR THIS MAN

Eret son of a beautiful mf Eret: Smut and smut and smut and more smut, ofc fluff and maybe angst, too. Angst is around thw, there’s a fic of pregnant reader x eret called a hidden world or sm that is close to what i mean

Any other guy from any movie or series, including villains from the series

The girls are everything

Harry Potter:

FRED MF WEASLEY- smut and more smut, fluff and maybe angst

TOM RIDDLE- hardcore smut, a little fluff bc in my head our boy has a heart, angst but I might cry

Draco: smut, fluff, I don’t want to do angst but ig I can

Everyone else, literally- anything ig

Fantastic Beasts and where to find them:

Newt- smut, fluff

Theseus(idk I have an obsession with him)- mostly smut, but anything goes

Everyone else is anything

Fifty Shades of Grey:

Christian-smut and fluff no angst

That one rlly hot body guard form either the second or third movie that had to “help Ana in the library” ifykyk him- Smut bc i think he’s hot

Ana- anything

Everyone else- ehh idk just ask sm for them

[dogcodedcatboy]

cinnabar, jasper, salmon, rosewood, and apple red (if u want!! i feel like aaroman/waystarshipping double date could be real silly) !! >:3

HI JERM <3 <3 sorry this sat in my inbox forever i was so scareds abt my stewpid surgery but then it got POSTPONED anyway i can answer this now :3c

Cinnabar: If you had matching couple items, what would it be? Would it be matching accessories, matching stuffed animals, etc?

OKAY SO...i do have a preexisting bit abt this. roman obviously buys aaron nice things. bc billionaire. and aaron is like :D but. he also wants to give roman gifts even though it's highly silly/he makes like 20 bucks an hour Nd cant afford any 'nice' shit. anyway. he's like. babe. hey. i got us something. yeah. its matching jewelry. mhm. bracelets. yeah. and then whips out these things ... (roman DOES WEAR IT ON OCCASION whenever he wears his beaded bracelets....thanks kculk for not removing them in tbat once scene bc now roman is a bracelet guy too)

Jasper: What's a song that reminds your f/o of you? A song that they'll hear and will always think of you.

i think aaron is capable of getting roman into csh so cute thing is the first song that comes to mind for me !

Salmon: If you and your f/o played something like the Newlywed Game together, how well do you think both of you would do?

ooooo this is very silly ive never thought of this. well. assuming its far enough along into their relationship that they can couple mindmeld a little i think they would do pretty alright for themselves. i would say roman considers aaron the person who knows him best.

Rosewood: If your f/o drew you, how would that drawing exactly look?

wretched, but adorable! if romans handwriting is any indication of his artistic skills its definitely rough. but, if roman ever handed aaron a stick note doodle of him or something he would literally keep it forever snd ever, so.

Apple Red: the asker sends this one with the name of one their f/os as well, or let's you decide which f/ o!] Double date! How's that going to go? Do our f/os get along with each other?

WAYSTARSHIPPING AAROMAN DOUBLE DATE....oh. i would love to discuss this. roman and greg are def. interesting. to be around, just the two of them. roman would also be sooo weird about being on a /double date/ and greg seeing him experience like. any romantic type feeling towards another person. aaron and greg would get along well bc theyre close in age and i think share some similar interests. aaron is def pushing for a karaoke bar. 100 percent. idk how everyone else would feel abt that idea but roman is playfully grumpy abt it.

[dykesbites]

10&27<3

10. something you’ve created in the last year that you’re proud of

so fun fact! the reason i rb so many pngs is because i use them to make digital collages which i hope to start taking commissions for!! i'm working on building up my portfolio so i can give people examples of the kind of work i do and i've been kind of saving them so they haven't been posted yet. but ill show u one under the cut!!

27. your favourite flavour and brand of tea

i'm not a tea kind of guy bc to me its just water that smells nice but tastes weird. but i do love english black tea if its with cream and sugar, unfortunately the brits make really good blends. i also love the harney and sons apple cinnamon i believe? cinnamon spice? i cant remember the name of it but it actually tastes good and the smell is even better

collage under the cut with ID! ID is a bit long but it's also a collage so theres a lot of shit going on lol

[I.D: A red themed digital collage. The background is a deep solid red. The image furthest back is a large red jasper orb. In the top left corner is "the lovers" tarot card, reversed. In the forefront of the collage is a large brass chandelier with red glass. In between the jasper orb and the tarot card is a pair of delicate silver scissors with small twisted handles, displayed in a coffin-like case with red fabric lining. Behind the chandelier but in front of the jasper is a bouquet of dark green leaf stems. In the center of the collage is an oil painting of a light-skinned person's brown eye, crying. The painting is in a golden, semi-oval shape, and the tear spills over the bottom edge, outside of the canvas. On the left, below the tarot card, is a red glass vase, containing an illustration of a red chrysanthemum. In between the eye painting and the vase is a small, rusted key. There is an analog pocketwatch in the bottom left corner, along with the burnt edge of a piece of paper. On the right side of the collage, below the chandelier, is a pomegranate, cut open with the seeds spilling out. In the upper right corner is an illustrated figure of a man in a red wilhelm pantomine costume, featuring lacy details, frills on the sleeves, a cape, and feathers. In the very far corner is also another burnt edge of paper. At the figure's feet is a small red box of drawers with latches. In the bottom right corner, below the box, is a skull without a jaw, with a smooth emerald green orb where the brain once was. End I.D.]

[winky-twink]

So, after watching the entire Twilight saga, I want to share my thoughts and criticisms

• I know it’s a 2000s romance movie and those are known to be toxic but HOLY SHIT oh my god Edward Cullen is the literal DEFINITION of a red flag. Movie 2+ Jacob as well

• THE VAMPIRE BABY WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE JACOB BOND WITH AN INFANT!!!! ITS SO GROSS

• I was genuinely invested in some of the world building in the movie, like I wanted to know more about the Volturi’s rise to power, and how those other guys got ousted. This is why I think Twilight being a romance is it’s biggest hinderance. They made a whole urban fantasy world but once the main couple’s conflicts are done, so’s the series. And it leaves you with so many questions.

• They gave us Rosalie and Jasper’s backstories and then neglected Emmett and Alice’s (idk if they do in the book, I have not read them) that doesn’t make sense to me, especially because Alice is pretty much the most important player in the story

• on that note, Alice should’ve been the Protagonist! It would’ve been so cool if it was about her staging a coup against the Volturi!

• the Whole Jasper being a FORMER CONFEDERATE SOLDIER thing. Like, what???

• rip to the children who were named Renesmee bc of these movies

Some of these points could be biased because I’m not the biggest fan of Romance movies. But its legit the worst part of the movie in my opinion.

So yeah, these are my thoughts on Twilight. I hope you enjoyed them!

[dustylovelyrun]

So, like. Temperature. It’s a thing, yeah? And blood. Circulation. Bodies just generally creating their own warmth, and maybe a bit more, when it’s cold.

Apparently it’s 14.2 Celsius here - 57.2 Fahrenheit, roughly, if that floats your boat - and that’s pretty average, honestly. Bit abnormal for the time of the year. Not as warm. But, like. Still in the normal range of things, and enough for an individual that can function like a person.

Got three layers on, my skin is devoid of blood, and my fingernails are purple.

...How the absolute fuck do any of y’all stay warm? Particularly in cold-cold weather? You’ve my respect, absolutely, for just having a pulse, let alone any semblance of life beyond mere existence, but - 

My dudes. How do you do it?

[notlevifromobeyme]

What songs make me thing of the CoD boys and why it makes me think of them.

Guy Avari-Dark Red. You know why.

Jasper Lane-Supermassive Balck Hole. “But ooh, baby, I’m a fool for you”.

Lynt Akedia-Jealous. “Do whatever you want. I don’t care, I don’t care”.

Valentino/Tino/Chino-Wake up. Lmao you know who he serves, right?

Roy Invidia-A Match into Water. “I kissed the scars on her skin”. Because he would?!

Grayson Hotz-Young. Because it’s sad as hell and he’s sad as hell…?

Fenn Luxure-Freak Show. All of them. All the lyrics.

Violet-I Kissed a Girl. “The taste of her cherry chapstick.” Bc cherry chapstick???!! And her giving off Lesbian vibes?!?!

Toa Qelsum-help_urself. he could care less yk?

Knight-505. “But when you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?” Sassy as hell 🙄

Rio Voleri-Let me Know. “Do you realize, I love the way you look me in my eyes?”

Thoma-Smells Like Teen Spirit. He does.

Lou-Put your head on my shoulder. Something about it Idk.

Lance Ira-parents. He IS bisexual. Prove me wrong.

Dia Akedia-Daddy Issues. You have daddy issues. You do. Idc.

Professor Hawke-The Bidding. Every lyric.

[transboysokka]

I’ve lost control of my life it is now 2:30am

(Chris watches Twilight Eclipse for the first time)

Okay fuck it it’s 12:30 am let’s start the annoying love triangle one (I’m guessing)

All I know about anything for the rest of the franchise is bella and Edward will be married and she’ll become a vampire either before or after that and also they will have a creepy baby but I think all that happens in the last book so NO guesses for this movie

At least the budget and therefore quality seem to be getting bigger/better each time

Another cheesy quote from Bella to open us out aight

Like idk she’s a student and I feel like students shouldn’t gotta worry about this marriage shit? Not in high school

It should be illegal to get married before 25 when your brain finishes developing btw

They’re both gonna be so annoying aren’t they, her with wanting to turn and him with wanting to get married, just kill me now

Anyway are they gonna finally resolve that one crazy lady vampire issue from the first movie bc that was really such a tiny problem to drag our

So is it jacob or jake what does he prefer

The music is a little better (so far) at least

Oh fuck not Edward controlling Bella’s movements and friendships GET AWAY FROM HIM BELLA

I get that Charlie has beef w Edward like girl same but also I feel bad for Edward lol

Mom sees that Edward is creepy too

Bella’s lying out in the sun but still just as pale okay

So jealous of T-shirt quilts

Dramatic ass vampire family nothing ever changes

Just get rid of this red hair chick so we can move onto the Vampiric Council villain plot

Teamwork!

More annoyed about Edward wanting to save Bella’s soul now that I know it’s Mormon propaganda tbhhhh

The thing w the Jacob v Edward drama that I never understood all those years ago is that they’re BOTH bad people!!

I still say they’d make a killer polycule

But I do love the “Edward is my boyfriend, Jacob is my best friend, and they’re jealous of each other”

Loving the lady werewolf

But how many are there now it seems like Too Much

Oh imprinting got it cool

WAIT I SWEAR I saw somewhere that Jacob ends up imprinting on Bella and Edwards daughter?????

Anyway at least lautner is kinda losing the accent at this point. Makes him less annoying

Unresolved Victoria plot, unresolved volturi plot, and now someone new???

Cross-species teamwork to help protect Bella how cute

Loving the historical flashbacks actually, I’d love a movie on the lore

WAIT FUCK jasper is SOKKA in that awful shyamalan avatar movie I’m sndkldjdsjkslskshdhdjdkd

JACOB why would you kiss her she just said she doesn’t love you I hate every man in this franchise

Clueless Charlie is pretty great

Rosalie has been nothing but spout straight up facts this entire franchise so far

Wow what a terribly tragic backstory though damn

So amused that they keep talking about defeating newborns lolol

Why would jasper know more about them than anyone else? They’ve all been newborns at some point? Is it bc he’s the most recently turned?

Oh good, explanation

Oh NOW he has an accent? lmao

Since when does he control emotions, have we seen that yet??

Ugh Jacob just DROP IT

Hahaha the father-daughter talks are so good

Listening to Debussy in preparation for seeing depussy nice

Oh DAMN he cockblocked himself. The damn Mormon influence again

It DOES make sense with the era he’s from etc etc

I just know the fangirlies were going crazy in the theatre w this whole sequence

oh NOW she says yes okayyyy

Okay seriously why is Jacob allergic to shirts

Cuddle for warmth. Classic fanfic trope oh all THREE of them should cuddle

“I am hotter than you” wow the fan girls are losing their minds

Anyway like we all know I stan rpats but he IS a goofy looking guy and I am constantly surprised he got cast for this role

Jacob doesn’t know how not to be a creep Jesus

Nice convo Jacob and Edward now kiss

But anyway that was actually super boring

Are they not even gonna SHOW the battle lmao

This movie feels super long am I wrong?

This fake ass snow

He’s literally making her say she loves him grossssss

What is any of this for like she’s less than 30 minutes of screen time away from marrying Edward right?? What was the ENTIRE point of that Jacob kiss

I actually do like how chill Edward was about it though lol

That is NOT Bryce Dallas Howard why doesn’t it look like her

What’s with the metallic clanking sounds when they die

This would be a great time for bella to get hurt and have to be turned, just saying

Oh DAMN did Bella use the trick from the werewolf story nice

Lol I had no idea vampires were so flammable

No idea what just happened to Jacob tbh like he doesn’t LOOK hurt

Why did they have to kill the girl jesus

The second movie was a gay allegory but this one is a trans allegory for sure

ok so yeah that’s another one done I guess lol

[spine-buster]

peaceful easy feeling ft. b.boeser | three

A/N: Thanks again for your positive feedback on this mini-series!  Please keep those canon questions coming as you guys know I loooove answering them to help build the canon!  This one is a short one but it will be made up for by the last two chapters.

CONTENT WARNING: parents with disease/sickness (Parkinson’s); swearing; sex; alcohol use; lots of emotions.

                                                                 *     *     *     *     *

Brock and Grace were having fun.  Actual, genuine, real fun.  Whenever they were together, they were smiling and laughing and kissing and having a good time.  They’d go out to eat at Vancouver’s best restaurants.  They’d take walks in parks or along the seawall.  They’d get coffee at cute little cafés and munch on bespoke cookies or donuts that would make Brock complain about extra hours in the gym.  They’d invite Elias and Svea with them and it would be great, because they were great, and they’d all just be constantly laughing.  Grace and Svea got closer – much closer.  Elias and Brock were tearing it up for the Canucks.  Grace and Svea would go to bars for a glass of wine before going to games together.  They’d cheer and clap and sing along with all the songs being blasted throughout the arena.

Fun.  Life was fun.  

***

“How do I bite it?!” Brock was incredulous at the size of the cupcake Grace got him.  It was bigger than his jaw could open.  Elias and Svea were already ready with their damn phones to film him.  “I can’t…” he tried to bring it up to his mouth.

“Just put the whole thing in your mouth!” Grace exclaimed.

“That’s what she said,” Elias mumbled, only to garner a disapproving mother look from Brock and a slap on the arm from Svea.  “What!  Isn’t that the joke?!”

“Don’t be crass,” Svea chastised before focusing her attention back on Brock.  “Just bite the thing, Brock.  Just…just stuff it in there,” he pretended to do the motion herself.

“Again, that’s what she said.”

Grace hit Elias too this time.  

***

“You can get us reservations to Hawksworth?” Svea asked in shock.  

Grace nodded casually, like it was the easiest thing in the world to get a reservation at Vancouver’s best and most exclusive restaurant.  “The Gillespie’s own the Rosewood Hotel Georgia.”

“You do?”

Grace nodded again before sucking back on an oyster.  “When do you want to eat there?”

“Oh, I – I don’t know.  Can I get back to you?”

“Of course!  Just let me know.”

“Wow Grace,” Svea said.  “You really do have the world at your fingertips.  Vancouver especially.”

Grace shrugged her shoulders.  “It’s a blessing and a curse.  I can’t go anywhere without running into someone that knows my dad or knows who I am and thinks they know me.  It’s even worse when they knew my dad a long time ago and only ask about how he’s doing with his Parkinson’s now.  Most of the time they don’t even truly care.  And I’d trade it all in, every single penny, if it meant my dad never got Parkinson’s.”

Svea couldn’t imagine living that kind of life.  She didn’t know how Grace did it – or Brock, for that matter.  She would be a sobbing mess on the floor every single day.  “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to be insensitive when I—”

“Oh God no.  No no no – you don’t need to apologize.  I just…” Grace paused, trying to collect her thoughts.  “I know how fortunate I am, believe me.  I just don’t think people know that – that I know I’m fortunate.  But Parkinson’s – any chronic illness – it really humbles you.  Most people don’t know what that’s like.  And like, thank God they don’t.  But they think they know.”

All Svea could do was nod her head and listen.

***

Whenever Brock sent a text that said ‘come over and watch a movie’ Grace knew what that really meant.  But instead of finding it lewd, she’d slather on some raspberry chapstick and be on her merry way to Brock’s apartment.

When they were done, and lying in bed together, with her head on his chest and her hair sprawled everywhere, that’s when the talking would begin.  “How’s your dad doing?”  “Are the new round of meds working?”  “Is he having more trouble getting up now?”  “What are the doctors saying?”  “How’s his memory?”  “How’s the swallowing?”  “Are the doctors recommending speech therapy?”  

“When I quit dance, my dad was so disappointed,” Grace revealed one night as Brock was running his hands through her hair.  “It was the only thing I was ever really, really good at.  I wasn’t the best in school.  I just didn’t get things the way other kids did.  And when I told him the reason, he made me promise I’d keep doing dance in some capacity.  I maybe wouldn’t do it super-competitively anymore with him driving me all around BC and flying me all over Canada and the US to attend competitions, but I’d still do it.  That’s why I teach at the Goh Ballet.  Like…I know I’m not the smartest girl in the world, but I like to think I have a big heart.  And I just hope that people see that.”

“I wear number six because it was my dad’s number,” Brock revealed too, one night when they were alone.  “I wanted…I wanted to make sure that if he wasn’t around, my career would still honour him in some way.  I want that to be my legacy…like, everything I do, I do for my dad.”

Grace nodded.  She completely understood.  “I don’t think I’ve ever met a person who knows and understands exactly what I’m going through,” she said.  “Do you think it was fate that brought us together at that meeting?”

Brock found himself nodding his head automatically.  “Of course,” he said softly.

***

“I’m sorry we couldn’t have you at the house for dinner, Brock, but our chef is on vacation,” Eliza Carmichael, Grace’s mom, smiled from across the table as she sipped on her glass of wine.  From beside her, her husband, Grace’s step-dad James kept perusing the menu, as did Grace’s two step-brothers, Jasper and Theo, who were seated at opposite heads of the table.  

“Oh that’s no problem at all,” he smiled politely, grabbing Grace’s hand underneath the table and squeezing it gently before putting it in his lap.  “I actually come here with the boys sometimes.  The food here is amazing.”

“It is, isn’t it?  James knows the head chef,” she said.  “Grace tells me you’re a hockey player.”

It was at that point that James put down his menu.  “Honey, he plays for the Vancouver Canucks.  We’ve been over this.”

Eliza rolled her eyes playfully before picking up her menu.  It was only at that point that Brock noticed the giant rock on her finger.  It was the size of his eyeball.  “Grace tells me you live in Shaughnessy,” he said, trying to make polite conversation.  “I hear that’s a beautiful neighbourhood.”

“Oh, it is.  Perfect place for the quiet life hockey player’s lead,” James joked.  Brock forced out a chuckle.

***

“I love this song!!!” Grace exclaimed as the DJ began to play some old school Rihanna.  She downed the rest of her drink and slapped the glass against the bar before grabbing Brock’s arm with one hand and Svea’s hand with the other, knowing that Svea would, on instinct, grab Elias’s arm and drag him to the dance floor too.

The club was completely unstuffy.  There were no girls dressed to the nines, no four-inch stiletto heels digging into Grace’s feet, no people showing up just to be seen in booths with bottle service.  It was completely unpretentious and that’s how Grace liked it.  Considering her lifestyle and her wealth, it was actually how she liked everything.  So when the DJ began playing pop songs, she couldn’t help but start dancing uncontrollably.  To his credit, Brock did too.  It was like he lost all his inhibitions and began moving his body in tune with the music.  Even Elias and Svea did, and Grace knew how…well, quiet they were.  This wasn’t their scene at all but they were having the time of their life dancing with each other, spinning each other around and moving to the beat of the music.  

For at least a night, Grace could forget.  She could forget how her parents used her to get back at one another during an awful divorce.  She could forget her mom re-married an equally as nice guy as her dad but became more pretentious as the years went on and the wealth accumulated.  She could forget that she made the decision to quit dancing professionally.  She could forget her dad had Parkinson’s.  For one night, everything was perfect.  Everything was fun.  Everything was how it should be.

***

“Fuuuuck, baby,” Brock groaned as he watched Grace climb on top of him, leaning forward so she could press his breasts up against his face.  He immediately took the opportunity to place wet, open mouth kisses all over her breasts, kissing down to her nipples before taking them in his mouth.  He could feel her grab his cock and lower herself onto it, sighing at the feeling of him filling her up.  “Feel good?”

“You always feel amazing,” she smiled, her hair falling around her face.  “That’s why I can’t stop fucking you.”

Brock chuckled, a cocky smile on his face as he reached up and brought Grace’s face down so he could kiss her and stick his tongue down her throat.  “Ride me, baby,” he mumbled against her lips.

Grace began rocking her hips back and forth, her body moving so expertly and so in tune with Brock’s.  Almost immediately, she began to moan, and Brock grabbed her hands and intertwined their fingers so she’d have something to brace against.  Brock was in a trance – as he usually was when Grace was riding.  He was completely and utterly transfixed by her in every sense of the word, and in every way; from the hair on her head to the red nail polish on her toes.  

“God, I fucking love you, Grace.”

The words had barely escape Brock’s mouth before he realized the magnitude of what he said, how he said it, and when he’d fucking said it.  God, he was such a fucking idiot!!!!!  During sex?!  Really?!  Way to live the cliché Brock Boeser!  Way to be a fucking idiot and—

“I fucking love you too, Brock,” he heard Grace say, a smile adorned on her face.  The both of them giggled, and couldn’t stop giggling for a while even though she was still riding him.  It was miraculous.  “Way to say it for the first time while I’m riding you,” she joked.

“I couldn’t help myself,” he said.  

“You’re lucky I love you, because that’s such an amateur move, Brock.”