#jay lyons

[retrogirlmuscle]

"Yeah I watch wrestling for the plot"

The plot:

Top left: Jordynne Grace

Top right: Nikkita Lyons

Bottom left: Jade Cargill

Bottom right: Anna Jay

[madebyteenagefury]

lets play a game: tag your ship to this specific song from when i was younger that i just relistened to and got a million fanart/fanfic/animatic ideas to.

من اگه نباشم کی واسه همیشه تو رو می پرسته؟ کی برات می میره، کی نمی شه خسته؟ کی تو رو می ذاره روی دوتا چشماش؟ کی اگه نباشی می گیره نفس هاش؟ rough translation: if i werent with you who would worship you who would die for you, who would never tire of you who would always put you first (literal translation is who would put you on each of their eyes) if not you, who would take my breath

thats the chorus, special mention to my favorite line in the whole song

راس بگو، من که نباشم، اخمای پیشونیتو ?کی میاد، دونه دونه، با حوصله باز می کنه

rough translation: be honest, if i werent here who would smooth out the creases of your forehead with care and patience.

[wrestlefestad]

welcome to 𝙒𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙃𝙌 --- 𝙉𝙊𝙉 𝙆𝘼𝙔𝙁𝘼𝘽𝙀 wrestling tumblr based rpg. we're a newly revamped group looking for some fresh new faces to join our amazing crew ! you're free to be as creative as you want ! we still have many roles open and no company is off limits ! original characters are always welcomed.

[starrz-ombie]

i can’t explain how much i love yoojung’s facial features bro. i was rewatching all their mvs, and not gonna lie, i don’t usually watch their mvs prior to a sOng Of ice&fire, but i was gonna watch them w some friends but they didn’t really wanna watch them so i watched them on my own. AND LISTEN TO ME BRO. LISTENNN. 3:23 of the angel mv. i am on the ground convulsing he’s such a cutie patootie omggg. and its not just that either, like his facial expressions are always so on point. his acting in general, honestly. like he was so good in bump up business, jay is the best character argue with the wall brother. like imagine having a scene that’s fully in a language you do not speak and still managing to be so expressive and play a role so well. literally only lee taeyeob could ever do that. literally all of onlyoneof is so insanely talented how are they still so little known it’s so unfair. anyways in conclusion i 💛 lee taeyeob.

[maddiesbookshelves]

Xiran Jay Zhao doing a signing event in Paris while I'm stuck in the south, having to go to class is heartbreaking. Especially since I'm going to Paris literally the week after.

I can never recover

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988)

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey makes some bold choices with its cinematography and writing. It’s a very stylishly directed film. You'll find a permanent place for it in your memory, even if the ending sours the taste a bit.

During the Black Death in England, a remote Cumbrian village fears the plague that ravages every big city. Believing that the moon has something to do with the disease’s spread, the village elects a group of men to gather their best copper so they can cast it into a cross and place it on the steeple of “the biggest Church in all of Christendom”. They believe this will grant them special protection. Led by Connor (Bruce Lyons) and his young brother Griffin (Hamish McFarlane), whose visions will guide them into the unknown, the men begin their journey by going underground.

The film begins in black-and-white, which perfectly sets the mood. These people have no idea how diseases work, they’re perpetually frightened of a world they don’t understand and stuck in one of the worst periods of European history. Suddenly, we see colored images: Griffin’s dreams. There’s a torch falling down a seemingly endless hole. Is it a symbol or something they should expect to find as they gather the materials needed for their sacred offering? Griffin’s dreams tell them they need to go deeper and conveniently, they find a tunneling machine that allows them to do so. The camera zooms out. We see their clear path down, down, down. Where are they going? You can’t wait to find out.

The men eventually break through into a smooth-lined tunnel. There, the film switches to colour and although everything they see is alien to them, we recognize their destination. They’ve somehow landed in the late 20th century, in New Zealand. That was unexpected.

The way it shows these people as they really would be is honest and genuine. Don’t expect these men to meet up with some sassy teenager who will teach them about television, rollerblades and hot dogs. Most of what surrounds them they don’t pay much attention to because they never really grasp how far they’ve traveled. It’s just the biggest city they’ve ever seen with lots of lights everywhere and strange horseless chariots that move impossibly fast. They don’t have the time to explore because all they want to do is find the biggest church so they can melt their copper, stick a holy cross on its steeple and turn around. Meanwhile, Griffin’s visions hint at an incoming tragedy.

This is where I’m of two minds on this film. On the one hand, I admire the film for its realistic portrayal. These people are always frightened, perpetually confused and their fellowship is constantly on the brink of falling apart. On the other hand, those emotions are the entire film. There are no reprieves from the fear and the drama. It’s relentless and at 93 minutes, The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey starts to become dull because it’s the same thing over and over. People are scared. People are confused. A vision from Griffin hints at death. People are scared. People are confused. Another glimpse at the same vision. People are scared...

I suspect the film’s ending will polarize audiences. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a good picture but the conclusion is at once clever, and a cheat. There’s no way you can see it coming because the film deceives you. It left me with a bad taste in my mouth when combined with the overwhelmingly dour story. That might not be the case for everyone. This film is just quirky and weird enough that I could see it described as genius by some. I might feel differently about it on a second viewing, though honestly, I’m not sure what circumstances could push me to watch The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey again. (June 17, 2022)

[therealmrpositive]

Club Dread (2004)

In today's review, I find the Costa-Rican Sun a perfect place for a comedy slasher. As I attempt a #positive review of the 2004 slasher parody film Club Dread. #BrittanyDaniel #KevinHeffernan #ErikStolhanske #SteveLemme #JayChandrasekhar #PaulSoter

A parody can look deep into a lucrative idea, especially one that has been repeated often. Trading off clichés with clever comebacks, and cringeworthy exchanges, especially in the early 2000s when the parody genre was riding high. In 2004, with the combination of teen beachside comedy and copious killing, the comedy troupe, Broken Lizard, took to the sunny shores of Mexico to tell a tale of…

[isleofdarkness]

The Isle had its own slang and little phrases. This never fails to throw Auradon through a loop.

Riah, pissed off about something; I swear to Black Jesus, you are on my last mother fucking nerve! Chad; ... You swear to what now?

Mal; Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Jane; Please do not engage in unsafe activities with chainsaws.

Carlos; Sleep is for the evolutionary inferior. Audrey; I beg your pardon?

Evie; Shall I compare thee to a horse's ass? Ally; ... What?

Claudine; I wish upon you what King Lyon wishes upon the Isle. Carina; Oh, thank you Claudine; ... Sure, we'll go with that.

Jay; Live fast, die young, leave a hot-ass corpse, that's what I always say. Doug; You should say something else.

It's hilarious because it confuses both parties so much.

[sibmakesart]

Yo je viens de découvrir ton blog et juste ton Lyon au me termine à quel point il est cool !

Du coup pour les chapeau de pailles qui vient où ? Jai vu breton Zoro, nicoise Nami et vosges Luffy mais j'ai pas vu encore les autres lol

En tout cas jte souhaite une bonne anee devant toi, ton art est incroyable et ton blog est un cadeau pour le one piece fr !

HELLO MERCIIIIII :DDD

jai un peu parlé de leurs origines ici avec presques tous les persos (jy ais oublié chopper mais il a eté precedement jugé canadien )

comme dit, je compte faire un grands post sur l'au, des fiches persos et expliquer un peu ou chacun est au debut du truc (y a til une histoire ? non. y a t il 250 idees en vrac ds mon pti crane ? oui.) et créditer dessus les gens qui y ont contribué pk bcp d idee viennent de commentaires

si tu veux en voir un peut plus je tag tout avec #lyon au (qd joublie pas lol)

bonne annee a toi aussi !!!

[chicinsilk]

US Vogue September 1, 1961

Pierre Balmain Haute Couture Collection Fall/Winter 1961-62. Dorothy McGowan wears a black Lyon velvet suit by Perceval-Sekers, jacket with black fox collar and cuffs, overblouse entirely embroidered with black sequins, pearls and jet tubes, matching black velvet bonnet. Hair by Guillaume.

Pierre Balmain Collection Haute Couture Autmne/Hiver 1961-62. Dorothy McGowan porte un tailleur en velours de Lyon noir de Perceval-Sekers, veste à col et poignets en renard noir, surblouse entièrement brodée de paillettes noires, de perles et de tubes de jais, bonnet en velours noir assorti. Coiffure par Guillaume.

Photo Irving Penn vogue archive

[cursedchildofchaos]

Relationship status: I'm dating Thomas Thorne from BBC's Ghosts and Jay in the CBS version in my head

Favorite color: Pastel pink

Song stuck in my head: Running Up that Hill

The last thing I listened to: A mash up of Running Up that Hill by Kate Bush and The Man by Taylor Swift

Last thing I goggled: Duskwood chatbot

(if you were here for the majority of last year, I was obsessed and I still kind of am)

Favorite food: Cookie dough or strawberry ice cream

Anything you want rn: A chiropractor

Thanks for the tag @the-tea-and-book-nook

Some no pressure tagging: @drsquared @irrealisms @whitefang1220 @nasirlye @i-the-frenchiest-of-fries @as-catolica @renneiscent @lyon-amore @mevweasley

[bookshelvesandtealeaves]

✨ JULY WRAPUP ✨

Total books finished: 25

DNF’s: 4

Pages read: 8,686

Hours listened: 70.98

[instagram]

Currently reading:

🎧 Mortal Follies by Alexis Hall (37%)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

-Lover Birds by Leanne Egan

-The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee (reread) 🎧

-Novel Problems by Elizabeth Luly

-The Pairing by Casey McQuiston

-The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson (reread) 🎧

-Ghostsmith by Nicki Pau Preto

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5

-The Goodbye Cat by Hiro Arikawa

-A Nobleman’s Guide to Seducing a Scoundrel by KJ Charles

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.25

-Eleanor Jones Can’t Keep a Secret by Amy Doak

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

-Moonstone by Laura Purcell

-Sucker Punch by Kayla Faber

-Pit Stop by Ellis Mae

-The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

-The Dream Thieves by Maggie Stiefvater

-Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater

-The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater

-Mistress of Lies by KM Enright

-Not in Love by Ali Hazelwood

-Weather Girl by Rachel Lynn Solomon

-Bonesmith by Nicki Pau Preto (reread) 🎧

-The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

⭐️⭐️⭐️.5

-What’s Murder Between Friends by Meg Gatland-Veness

-The Sky on Fire by Jenn Lyons

-Goddess of the River by Vaishnavi Patel

-Rules for Ghosting by Shelly Jay Shore

DNF

-Slow Dance by Rainbow Rowell (35%)

-Lady Macbeth by Ava Reid (27%)

-The Gaps by Leanne Hall (47%)

-Tell Me How You Really Feel by Aminah Mae Safi (28%)

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 1/28/24

This Week's Rankings:

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Jamie Hayter - 82.8% smash

Shotzi Blackheart - 77.6% smash

Ruby Soho - 69.8% smash

Kip Sabian - 67.3% smash

Mark Davis - 57.5% smash

Shingo Takagi - 57.1% smash

Clark Connors - 54.8% smash

Austin Gunn - 51.7% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Frankie Kazarian - 42.2% smash

Shelton Benjamin - 42.2% smash

The Miz - 35.4% smash

Juice Robinson - 31.5% smash

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 373 votes

Austin Gunn - 325 votes

Mark Davis - 322 votes

The Miz - 294 votes

Kip Sabian - 278 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Shelton Benjamin - 180 votes

Shingo Takagi - 205 votes

Frankie Kazarian - 211 votes

Nikkita Lyons - 220 votes

Ruby Soho and Jamie Hayter - 232 votes

The closest poll was Austin Gunn, who won 168-157

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Jon Moxley (AEW Era) - 84.8% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash

Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash

Ink Inc. - 25.0% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Sherri Martel - 63.1% smash

Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9% Week 7: 59.6% Week 8: 56.7% Week 9: 53.3% Week 10: 57.6%

First things first: I had a poll queued for Ashley Massaro, and it was posted today. I apologize to everyone who felt it was disrespectful to her memory. Thank you to the people who let me know what happened to her during her time at WWE so I could delete the poll and avoid causing further distress. I can't promise tasteless stuff like this won't happen in the future (I am human and make mistakes), but I do promise to better research on wrestlers who get polls. In general, the policy of "any human adult" isn't going to change, but I will try to avoid poorly timed polls, and I will apply content warning tags to some wrestlers when appropriate.

Onto some happier news: Austin has been voted the more smashable Gunn brother, 51.7% to Colten's 42.9%. Also, we now have polls for all of Bullet Club Gold! Their rankings are:

Jay White - 65.4% smash

Austin Gunn - 51.7% smash

Colten Gunn - 42.9% smash

Juice Robinson - 31.5% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi became the No. 3 ranked man and received the 10th most votes in the overall rankings, while Jamie Hayter just missed knocking Rhea Ripley off the women's rankings.

The average poll gets 259 votes. For polls that get 300 or more votes, the average smash rating is 71% (leaving out one major outlier), so it is so fucking funny to me when someone gets tons of votes only to get somewhere around 50% for their result. It happened to Mark Davis and Austin Gunn this week. Just...the extreme lust and extreme disgust is hilarious.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@arthausen on Juice Robinson: #pass. that’s Toni’s purse dog and I respect Toni too much to be a homewrecker#also he looks like animal from the muppets I don’t think I could finish bc I’d be too busy thinking about animal from the muppets

@howlinghunters on Juice Robinson: #I want to smash him and make him scream like the old Honeycomb mascot but at the same time I want to smash him over the head with a bat

@booboo-eyedbambi on Mark Davis: #kyle u ran off with don callis so im fucking your wife

@regalityandcoffee on Frankie Kazarian: #smash. ill deal with the consequences and existenal crisis afterwards

@beefyandbloody on Hiroshi Tanahashi: #i want him to be my housewife who handomely burns the eggs and plays air guitar on the fluffy duster

@theringleader on Austin Gunn: #this dweebus can NOT get it bc this is a Stacey's mom situation for me

[ultimateblogfootball]

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[piratekane]

Book asks- 2, 7, 13

another another another!

2. top 5 books of all time? i def do not mind giving you another list: Hidden Pictures by Jason Rekulak, The Oleander Sword (Tasha Suri), Nevernight (Jay Kristoff), Lies We Sing to the Sea (Sarah Underwood), and The Sky on Fire (Jenn Lyons, out July 9).

7. is there a series/book that got you into reading? as a kid, it was the Boxcar Children books! i fucking loved the boxcar kids. i wanted to live in a boxcar in the woods but my mom said no, so i stayed home. as an adult who got out of reading and then violently back into it, the Grishaverse sucked me in. i consumed the Crows books, then S&B, then the final two. i was so enthralled that i just never stopped reading and now it's, like, my only hobby. (which reminds me that i wanted to do a may reading wrap up!)

13. do you have a goodreads? no, but i do have a storygraph and if you want to follow me, just hit me up (off anon).

ask away (book edition)

[maybe-limerence]

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❝Won’t You Love Me❞

Call me: Valentine

I go by: he/they/it/love

I am: 9teen

Asks: Open

❝You’re mine❞

Tag Masterlist:

Type of post:

#valentines letters

#yandere OC

OC tags:

#your best friend Oliver

#your ex Jay

#your savior Ezrah

#your demon Lyon

#your sunshine Dimitri

#flower folk iris

#flower folk lily

#flower folk peony

#flower folk hibiscus

#flower folk poppy

#your caretaker Sage

#your simp Luke

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