#jaylos

[toffyrats]

[mostlikelycryingrightnow]

The way this make me giggle is so out of pocket lmao

[bunny-lou]

Ben: “WHY IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE?!”

Mal: “I sneezed as a dragon.”

Carlos: “We had an accident in the chemistry lab.”

Jay: “I dropped my latest mix tape.”

Ben: “Evie, please tell me what happened.”

(Flashback to Jay and Mal arguing with Carlos that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire.)

Evie: “I don’t remember.”

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

descendants would be 1000 times better if they just got rid of prince bob or whatever and made these the couples instead

[rotten-to-the-lore]

he would say these, booboo stewart told me himself /j

[dizzydizney]

Carlos: How do you afford all this? Jay: I have a very carefully crafted budget Jay: Also crime.

[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 2/?

[dragonstar2568]

Carlos : is that my shirt ?

Jay : it was MINE to begin with !!!!

Carlos :

Carlos : …was it thooooo…

[fandomidiot]

Carlos: hey babe. The kids you're in charge of from the Isle didn't show up to Remedial Goodness this morning

Jay: I know. I pulled them out to teach them how to do backflips

Carlos: what?! Jay we're supposed to be teaching them valuable life lessons

Jay: I have been

Carlos: like???

Jay: how to do backflips! Have you not been listening?!

[angelynmoon]

Descendants fic thought:

Where Carlos is not Cruella's biological son, when she heard that Auradon was going to trap Villians on an Island she decided to get one last payback and kidnapped Anita and Roger's son, hiding him in one of her coats.

For reasons, Auradon doctors have to draw blood and run tests and since they are all in the system the test gets some kind of hit for Anita/Roger, maybe they have a rare blood type but the doctor runs it again and calls them in to do a more thorough test.

But Carlos is Anita and Roger's long lost son and the fall out of that.

Bonus if Carlos really wants them to be his parents but Roger is wary of Jay being his boyfriend because he's Jafar's son, not because he's a boy and tries to push Carlos towards Auradon boys.

At least until Carlos gives him an ultamatum, he comes with Jay and Mal and Evie or not at all, they were his family first, after all.

[meviesdust]

reasons not to die by ryn weaver is such a core four song. especially from mals pov and u should listen to it.

heres a concept edit i made ages ago

[toffyrats]

artblock is kicking my ass rn have some jaylos

[random-letters-i-just-thought-of]

Jay: *carrying bags in both hands*

Carlos: *reaching out his hand to grab some bags*

Jay: *switching all the bags to one hand and grabs Carlos's in his own*

Carlos: wait no this isn’t what i meant

[bunny-lou]

Evie: “How’s everyone doing?”

Jay: “Well I’m breathing.”

Mal: “Setting the bar pretty low, huh?”

Jay: “It’s better than Carlos.”

Carlos, having a panic attack: “Fuck you.”

[malviewenclair]

Rotten Four and video games

For some reason I believe Carlos is really into video games and he’s always playing and very updated about game releases. I can see him playing basically any gender but sports, but I think his favorite franchises would be Halo and pokemon

Jay like it too, but he’s not as good as Carlos. He get bored easily and go do some physical activity right after. His favorite games are the sports one of course

Mal like to play rpg because she can use magic and create an evil character (but she always have a good time playing a game where she can beat Jay on it, she never plays with Carlos though cause she don’t like to lose). She definitely would love the last of us

Evie don’t really play. She get nervous everytime an npc is going towards her. She never knows what to do and always make the camera rotate crazily. After 5 min she gives up and pass the controller to Mal or Carlos. But she would really like cozy games like farming/building/simulation ones

Evie would love princess peach though

[telli1206]

Carlos:  “What are you in the mood for?” Jay:  “World domination.” Carlos:  “That's a bit ambitious.” Jay:  “You are my world.” Carlos:  “Aww...” Jay: Carlos: Jay: Carlos:  “OH.”