#jeau

[lazilybeinglassie]

Jam Egg AU (Cookie Run Kingdom)

So being on discord just makes my imagination go wild. I was talking in a server and we were talking about soul jams. Someone in the chat made a random comment about the soul jam along the lines of "squeezing it to see if it mitosis' a new ancient" and I'm about to go nuts here on an idea.

Blame @aviilux for this madness I have been making. So let me weave you the summery tale!

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Long ago, when the chaos of iron and flame still reigned, the witches created the Soul Jam. Powerful relics unlike any cookie had seen before. Bearing the fruits of knowledge, volition, happiness, change, and solidarity, they were to allow the cookies to reshape their world into a new era of peace and prosperity. However, even the witches were unable to predict what the Soul Jams could do next.

A day came where they cracked open and produced cookies with wisdom and powers unparalleled. Once these new cookies were born, the Soul Jam repaired themselves, leaving the precious gift of life in the hands of the witches and cookies. Raised to be the wielders of these powers, the five cookies were respected and called saviors as they became leaders and warriors for cookie kind.

Alas. Great power always begets corruption. One by one, the cookies became corrupted and known as the beasts. Using the Soul Jams for their own selfish gains and spread destruction around them.

Heartbroken by this, the witches punished the beasts and sealed them away within the continent of Beast Yeast. Gathering what was untainted by the beasts, the remains of the Soul Jam were scattered and cursed to not be found, except for those who valued truth, passion, resolution, prosperity and freedom. With that, the witches disappeared, never to be seen again.

Years go by, and the day came when the Soul Jams were found again. Held by different kingdoms, they were used with wisdom as shining beacons for the new era.

That was until, the cycle began again. Cracking once more, the Soul Jam were able to produce new cookies, that once again could wield the powers of the relics.

Not wanting to repeat this mistake again, the kingdoms respectively devised their own plans to ensure the tragedy of the beasts would never happen again. The newly baked were raised as servants to the crowns of each kingdom. Praying they would never cause harm to the world again.

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So, long story short, if you skipped the summary above, the soul jams are relics that are also eggs. And gives birth to new wielders sometimes.

You could guess the first few were the beasts and the second batch were the ancient heroes. So yeah, that happens. I've literally been rolling this around my brain for hours and now wanna see if I can keep this ball going. I have four things I know I wanna write one shots about.

The Beasts

The Ancients

The Witches

The Kingdoms

These won't be just four one shots, but this is more how I will section it off. This is not in order and it will never have an order. Well, okay, the one shots will have an order, but these segments are just isolating which one shots are focused on which parts of the cookie world.

Until then, I'm gonna go make an outline and figure out how to organize this AU, cause it's gonna be nuts.

[theknotweave]

Jeau's Daily Post #35

My entire perception of time has been altered due to the witch's house I got trapped in.

I spent some time with the love of my life today, and then I went on the bus to my friend's house, and that's where i'm spending the night. My friend is the witch. We have been watching films. It has been good. I am unsure of the year.

[kiyasaling]

jason your hand!!1 your hand! Jason he’s dying oh god he’s

[portraitsofsaints]

The Three Hearts 

Heart of Jesus, I adore Thee! Heart of Mary, I implore thee! Heart of Joseph, pure and just! In these three Hearts I place my trust!

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase here: (website)

[photographypunk]

Gotta love that while being in many fandoms and oftentimes want specific scenarios and such story wise apparently fucking Scriddler is that special thing that gets me willing to work on shit

[hairydykecunt]

literally losing your ability to think after. a girl shows her progress photos to you

[fuckingstrange]

WHOAAAA !?!?

[qualityrain]

christians who support isntrael r so crazy to me. like ok yeah we were all brought up to be like wowww isntrael so cool wow what a miracle from god. but the moment u know abt how they treat palestinians dont u switch to being. hey man. isntraels really fucked up. arent you mad abt ur religion being used as justification for genocide. arent you mad. what the fuck?

[rodolfoparras]

ERM HI SORRY I WAS AT WORK

NOIR MOSTER FUCKING MY GOD

, imagine tying him up with his own webbing, fully aware that he can feel every bit of it while you fuck him like there's no tomorrow,,,,, Have him suspended in the air so that whenever you thrust into his hole the web strains and bounces, make him feel you all over

He'd probably cum just from you weaving the web between your fingers, it feels like you're stroking his cock but up the sensitivity by 10x

Use it as a gag so that he can feel his own tongue dragging across it, or when he cries out and bites down it sends a jolt of pain through his already overstimulated body

Or or or

While he's out on duty, mess around with the "nest" you had him make

Have him come crawling back to you, dick already leaking and skin already drenched in sweat from trying not to collapse on the job and mindlessly fuck himself into release right then in there while you're just casually messing with the stuff

Wrap it around your dick like his own little fleshlight, make him sit on the bed, hands tied up while you thrust into the makeshift toy- he can feel every bit of it, loudly vocalizing that even though he knows you won't listen to his begs

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️💥

-🚹

MY FUCKING GOD IM GOING TO MARRY YOU IDEC

The one where’s he’s suspended in the air?? Or the one where you have him weave web between your fingers? I’m being serious rn I could kiss you on the mouth because imagine having him weave his web between your fingers before you jerk him off and everything so much more intensified because he’s feeling your hands on his cock but he’s also feeling the way the webs being tugged and yanked on as your hand strokes him imagine when he cums licking that up from web between your fingers watching the way he cries out from sheer over stimulation

OR HAVINF HIM FEL PAIN BY BITING DOWN ON IT GOOD GOD LEF ME MARRY U RN bc I cant help but imagine his web snapping apart and it’s just another jolt of pain and pleasure coursing through his body

MESSING AROUNDHIS NEST YES YES YES rubbing your cock head up on the solid wall of web watching the way the thread eagerly sucks in every droplet and glistening so prettily

THE FUCKIMG FLESH LIGJT COMMENT there are tears prickling my eyes bc this is so hot idc?? Like what the fuck I need this I’m going insane idc

[tillman]

Genuinely whats wrong with high schoolers to make them act like that in public.

[mieczyhale]

i can like the content someone has made without thinking they're a great person (especially when it's not content i'm paying for) and, shit aside, there has been a lot of good commentary across a lot of videos

that said-

there has never been a moment where i claimed alex was truly a great person because i don't know him. and i've only been watching his channels for maybe a month so i definitely don't know a lot

i posted that gifset because i do truly love that video, but ultimately have deleted it because it's simply not worth the fight. they're just gifs. and tbh after some thought i wasn't super comfortable keeping them up

i was aware to a degree when the set was originally posted, but i've seen a little more - just vague things (and i'm keeping it that way, at least for now, bc my mental health rn cannot handle a lot) but it's enough

i'm probably still going to watch his videos, at least the ones i've already seen and liked and maybe new ones if they look worthwhile, because his content is enjoyable a lot of the time, it's what i initially followed him for, and imo doing bad doesn't automatically erase all of the good. there are several videos, both solo and done with friends, that have become comfort content

but... yeah. i'm kinda sad and kinda disappointed and kinda exasperated and kinda surprised and kinda annoyed and a lot tired

[thatonegaybastard]

why do i have a bedtime i am a teenager

[theknotweave]

Jeau's Daily Post #51

I didn't mean to miss five days out, but it does give me opportunity to say something!

I think i'm going to go on hiatus, i've got little to talk about. Sorry, my adoring fans.

[lsdchannel]

Jesus in Budapest

[caressthosecheekbones]

having an absolute moment on the way to therapy (to which I'm late but nvm), standing in a tram on a cold grey day, tears in my eyes and everything. what music. what life. incredible to experience this moment. happy to be alive.

[le-pokerus]

She might look cute but this fucker somehow got fleas already despite being an indoor cat