#jeff brainrot never ends

[flowerprintundies]

He didn't have the guts...

[madelynraemunson]

Married au with Rockstar!Eddie where he's just a man STARVED when he goes home from tour. LIKEEEE, he's just a needy husband in need of reader's loving and he's been lacking just that for months now ☹️☹️☹️ (please the Eddie brainrot is consuming my every being.)

☆ The Crawl ☆

rockstar!eddie munson x housewife!afab!reader

CW: 18+ obvs, needy, pathetic sub eddie, dom-ish afab reader, dick riding, cum eating, dirty talkin’ nasty goodness, eddie literally crawling towards us 🫠🫠, facial, implied unprotected p in v sex, dribbler!eddie

author's note: this is my first time writing sub!dribbler!eddie hehehe eds is usually a dom!shooter in my universe. i hope you all enjoy!!! 💌

WC: 686 words

“Need you to have your way with me, sweetheart…need you to use me…Can’t take it anymore. Please."

You meet your husband's desperate gaze as he brushes his stiff cock against your thighs, prodding you for the sensual loving you had promised him when he was to come back from tour.

Craving every inch of your touch, the man is at your mercy. And that damn polaroid picture you sent him a few days ago? The damn polaroid of that pretty pussy of yours, your glistening folds spread apart by your perfectly manicured fingers, the white border holding space for the title, “all for you” signed by your rouge red lipstick? Eddie damn near kicked the tour bus driver out his seat to turn the vehicle back around himself.

But, of course, the show had to go on. And as stoked as Eddie was for Corroded Coffin's Rise of Kas Tour, nothing compares to being with you, wrapped up in your intimacy in the comfort of the home you two share.

And now 385 days later, you two are here.

“Need you to ride me dry…” he pleads. “Need both lips on my cock baby, he’s missed you so much…”

“Nuh uh,” you smirk, enjoying yourself just a little. “Not gonna do away with the flatteries just yet.”

“Fucking please, princess,” Eddie begs. “Been blue-balled all tour, you can’t do this to me.”

“Oh but I can.”

Hellbent and greedy, your smitten, pussy starved husband treads hopelessly towards you on all fours as you guide him to the bedroom.

Too many press photos and interviews. Too many groupies lining up outside the tour bus to claim their spots with Gareth, Grant, and Jeff. And far too many titties to sign, but Eddie knows he shouldn’t refuse, cuz since he built his brand off being a sex-crazed rockstar, rejecting the ladies would mark the end of his — very successful — career.

Too much of tour life on repeat. And never enough of you. And when he finally gets you, the whining only seems to intensify.

Your twinkling, cum-coated tits bounce in Eddie's face as you frantically taunt your clit with his wide, veiny cock. The sight of you tossing your head back, a mewling mess as he splits you open is enough to tug orgasms out of Eddie’s blissfully aching body. And as you clench around him, screams getting louder by the pump, his spewing tip begins to twitch with every jab into your guts.

“Oh baby…shit, mmfuck, ‘m so fucking sensitive baby, you have no idea.”

Your excitement pools at the base of his naval. Knowing he's not going to last all that long, Eddie whimpers at the sight, his photographic conscious saving the episodic eye-sore for a midday work flashback.

“I love you so much,” he moans. Your orgasm begins to splash around him with every bounce. "Missed your beautiful face. Missed your tight fucking pussy."

“I love you, sweet boy,” you hum. “Your dick makes me feel so good, Eddie, fuck. You’re not going anywhere.”

Eddie releases one strained groan before he loses control. Now completely shifting the roles, Eddie pins you into place as he probes for his finish, thrusting into you as the sweat rushes down his body, his full sack beating at your skin as you ride out your last together.

“Fuck baby, yes baby, yes baby,” he pants. “Gonna be the death of me baby, oh fuck…”

And before he completely empties himself in you, Eddie retreats and finishes on your face. He beams down at you in awe as he glazes the hollows of your cheeks, glosses your lips, and caters to the tip of your cum-quenched tongue. Eddie then swoops down to collect his own eager laps, before thanking you with a kiss.

And, to your surprise, when all is said and done, and you’re all wiped down with a nice warm washcloth from the dryer, your husband books it to his office as if there were something else waiting for him behind that door.

“Eds,” you wonder. “What are you doing?”

“I need to write a song.”

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

ope.. i got brainrot while driving into work again so here's a rockstar!eddie steddie blurb that goes with this song.

cw for possible refrences to suicidal ideation depending on how you interpret the lyrics (more literal or more metaphorical)

pairing: steddie | word count: 840 | rated: M

The first time Eddie tells Steve he loves him, it’s while they’re awash in the afterglow; Eddie’s still half sprawled over Steve’s bare back with his finger tracing patterns idly over his skin.

“I could trace enough constellations on you to get from here to Mars.” he says as if voicing a thought rather than to Steve.

“Oh yeah?” He snorts.

“Mmhm. And I’d love you from here to there too.”

The steady movement of Steve’s back shudders to a stop, his breath faltering. “Oh yeah?”

A new featherlight touch grazes the skin between his shoulder blades. Eddie’s lips. “From here to Mars, sweetheart.”

Mars becomes a thing between them, and between them alone; “Love you to Mars, Stevie,”, “I love you all the way back home, Eds.” or after some bigot gives either of them grief over their relationship, “Let’s just run away.”, “To where?”, “Hmm. I dunno, maybe Mars?”

So when Eddie has enough of Hawkins, when he does run, and his note is devoid of any reference to their neighboring red planet, it’s crushing.

Steve finds out from Wayne that Eddie and the boys had gone to New York, a two album contract for their band too good of an opportunity to pass up.

He’s jaded and hurt for a long time. Well into Corroded Coffin’s rise to worldwide stardom, and the feeling lasts until a headline in the aisle of the grocery store catches his eye. It screams ‘CORRODED COFFIN’S NORTH AMERICAN TOUR CUT SHORT.”, but there are more: “Frontman Eddie Munson checks in”, and “Eddie Munson: More substance than substance?”.

He and Robin are in Chicago now, running a small bookstore/coffee shop, and Jeff gets in contact with him.

“He’s okay, he’s already doing better. I figured you’d want to know.”

Jeff says it’d been getting worse and worse until Chrissy (who had long been the Robin to Eddie’s Steve, and who’s now his manager) had had enough and sent him off to get help. “He’ll be back sooner than later, I’m sure.”

The next anyone besides Chrissy hears from Eddie, it’s on the radio. A new song from Corroded Coffin’s Eddie Munson that’s nothing like anyone had ever heard from him. 

Steve hears it first when he’s preparing to open one day, that’s part of the reason why it comes as such a surprise. He has never tuned the shop radio to anything other than the mainstream channels, not wanting this exact thing to happen and hear the voice of the man that broke his heart to pieces.

“Up next, a change of pace from the currently still elusive Eddie Munson of Corroded Coffin fame,” the announcer says as the song starts in behind him. Steve freezes at the name. “You heard of this guy? He and that band of his had been making waves in the metal scene for years now; and he’s reportedly been checked out of rehab for a couple months without anyone hearing anything from him. Until now.”

The song starts for real now, the acoustic fading into the background as a voice so unmistakably Eddie, his real southern twang leftover from growing up in Tennessee shining through, breaks through it.

Steve’s so floored at hearing his voice again, that he doesn’t really register the lyrics until Eddie croons out “What if I run away to Mars?”

“Mars.” Steve breathes out.

Eddie is singing about Mars.

Steve had always assumed he was forgotten. That after the years of fame and years without him, that the memories Eddie had of him would be locked away just as tight as Steve’s of Eddie were.

He can’t even continue to think about it because Eddie keeps going, “Would you find me in the stars? Would you miss me in the end, if I run out of oxygen?”

Eddie’s singing on his own, it’s just him and his guitar and his own backup vocals and he sounds so horribly sad.

Eddie’s not okay. Eddie’s not okay! Where is he? Where did he go after getting out of rehab?

Steve whips his phone out of his pocket, leaning heavily on the front counter now for support, and searches frantically for Chrissy’s number.

He’s hoping she hadn’t changed it when Eddie’s voice comes back in over his guitar, “I can't tell which way is home, I've been gone for so long..It's an empty world up here“

Steve freezes again.

He listens to the entire rest of the song there. Phone in hand, thumb hovering over the call button, and heart however many miles away to where Eddie is.

“Three, two, one, I miss you..I'm sorry I got issues” Eddie sings.

Steve finds himself thinking ‘I miss you too’ and ‘It’s okay.’

Eventually, the song ends with Eddie’s voice only. No backup instrumentals, only his voice crooning harmonically with himself 

“Would you miss me in the end if I run out of oxygen? When I run away to Mars..”

He presses the button.

“Steve,” She says in a surprised greeting, “Hi!”

“Where is he?”

star divider is from @saradika

short little part 2 here! | also on AO3

[soft-mafia]

Buggy Blurbs [More Headcanons]

warnings: afab reader, nsfw, grinding, oral(fem receiving)

a/n: just writing down some things I thought about as the Jeff Ward brainrot begins to consume me. This is leaning more towards live action Buggy in my head but this could work for anime/manga Bug too! I think there’s something wrong with my brain because I cannot write actual fics rn for some reason

• One time he showed off his juggling skills to impress you, he ended up dropping 3 balls on his face one landing right after another right on his nose. While he was shouting and cursing at the wind while holding his face, you couldn’t help but giggle at him. He thought your laugh was the cutest thing ever, so he sometimes would purposely make a fool out of himself just to hear it again(making sure nobody else would be watching of course)

• Sometimes, in the worst situation possible, Buggy will seductively flick his tongue at you, purposely flustering you.

• Buggy loves putting his hands on your waist and his feeling it up, slowly rubbing up and down, squeezing your sides gently. He really loves it when you wear crop tops and low rise pants.

• Loves squeezing and rubbing up on your body in general, especially your ass; he’ll squeeze it any chance he gets. If it’s in his line of vision he’ll slowly run his hand down until it’s rested on one cheek, then squeeze.

• Grinding and dry humping is a weird kink of his, especially when he’s sleepy but wants to get off at the same time. He’ll bury his face into the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses as his stubble scratches against you; you can feel his hard cock through his pants. Buggy squeezes your side, bucking his boner into your ass while licking and kissing your neck until he immediately falls asleep after cumming.

• One of his favorite things to do is eat you out. He just loves the taste of pussy, and how sensitive you are; playing with your clit using his tongue, milking all of those sweet moans and squirms out of you just makes him hard. He’ll always expect you to “return the favor” afterwards, either asking for a handjob, blowjob, or letting him fuck your brains out.

• Has a habit of coughing and burping directly in your face. No matter how many times you complain about it to him, he never learns.

• Loves pinning you against things, whether that be against a wall, or on the bed, he just loves having that bit of control, seeing you under him while he towers over you.

• Face grabbing/face cupping is his love language, when he’s speaking to you he’ll always have at least one hand holding your cheek. When he’s telling you something important, he’ll hold your head in his hands, sometimes making your lips push out in a slight pout(he literally goes crazy for that every time it happens)

[eldritch-nightmare]

TYSM FOR THR MATCHUP i love how detailed it is!! + ej is so hkfjdhdhskf

can i req some Jane x fem reader general headcanons?? i am having some serious Jane brainrot rn💞💞

- 🌙 anon

a/n: of course!! i'm so glad you liked it!!

general jane x fem!reader headcanons.

warnings: reader isn't a creepypasta in this, kept it vague i think so this can be for richardson or arkensaw, i genuinely can't think of any other warnings.

Jane literally never ever thought she would fall in love but then the most prettiest woman ever waltzes into her life and suddenly she's feeling like one of those cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies.

She honestly wasn't sure if she was even meant to meet you. It just sorta... happened. And nothing was supposed to come of it, it was just supposed to be a single encounter, but you caught her attention and she found herself drawn to you.

In the beginning, the relationship was a bit tense. Jane wasn't sure if it would even last, so she didn't want you getting too close to her for fear that things wouldn't work out.

She would be so hesitant to bridge the gap between you two, so you're more than likely the one who will have to take the lead in the relationship. At least, in the beginning, that is.

Once she's certain that this relationship is something that she wants, and something that can work out if she puts in the work, then trust me when I tell you she will treat you like a princess.

While she doesn't hide the fact that she heavily despises Jeff and that he ruined her life, she does try to keep the fact that she's hunting him down a secret. She loves you so much, she doesn't want you getting involved in the messiness that comes with hunting Jeff.

She'll also definitely try to keep any murders she may commit a secret as well. She doesn't want you to see her like that. She doesn't want you to hate her. And she most certainly doesn't want you to be afraid of her.

She very rarely ever misses any dates, but if you two plan a date and she gets a lead of Jeff's current location then... sorry, she's suddenly canceling on you and she'll end up giving you a relatively shaky excuse so it's up to you if you believe her or not.

Of course, she'll obviously apologize for canceling and will get you some flowers you like, and will plan out an entire day just for the two of you.

She doesn't think she deserves you, to be honest. She knows that she's no good for you, and she'll never be able to fully give you the relationship you deserve, not when her entire life is dedicated to hunting down the man who took so much from her.

She'll shower you with so many compliments if she ever sees you looking even remotely sad.

Not the most physically affectionate person but if you want her to hug you or have her play with your hair or just hold hands then all you gotta do is ask.

Sticks to one pet name and that's 'love'. It's by far her favorite one.

Jane is someone who feels negative emotions intensely, so if she's feeling particularly angry or frustrated then she's going to avoid you until she calms down. She's not scared of hurting you, she just doesn't want to take her anger and frustration out on you. You don't deserve that.

Dreams of being able to settle down with you one day.

[spiderluvr1610]

i've been nonstop brainrotting abt same age!au flowerfang w/preg teen miles omg

miles is like idk, idk, maybe we should give it up, we're too young, we're not ready, we've got no money-and miguel is like NO! and he holds miles really tight and he's like, "i know you're scared, but we're in this together, and i promise, you two will want for nothing. i know I don't have shit right now, but i will, I promise. i'll never leave you." and he's sooo touched 🥺

telling their parents is sooo messy bcs like rio and jeff would never throw miles out (they've been there) but jeff is soo disappointed. that wasn't his plan for miles and it causes major strain between them bcs miles is like my life is my life tf u mean plan??? like this is happening, support me or don't!

meanwhile conchata is cussing miguel out, telling him she taught him better, that he better step up and actually do right by whoever he fucked instead of his no good dad... and yeah she'll love her grandbaby but miguel's a man now and he needs to take care of his business and she's not letting them move in or helping with money

gabriel's just happy to be an uncle! (and that his bro actually looks happy these days)

miles still studies all the time, bcs he's gonna graduate fuck the statistics, he's researching baby stuff, ignoring the haters (some his own family...damn) but it's not all bad bcs miggy really is so supportive like even jeff can see how he's the definition of a Provider!!!

what they ALL doesn't know is that mig is working like 4 jobs trying to save enough money for them to get their own place (bcs mig's situation is rough with his mom and his dad...and jeff does not want mig in his home despite his improved opinion) literally pushing himself to the brink of passing out just to make ends meet

but it's all worth it when he reveals it at the baby shower, the key to their new home 💗 miles cries so hard 🥺💓

[dimpledpran]

~ getting to know your BL mutuals ~

Rules: answer the questions and @ some people. Include the tag ‘g2ky BL mutuals 2022’ on your post so we can find everyone’s answer.

Thank you for the tag @morkofday​ ! As always, i enjoy reading your thoughts. Not al all surprised about how VV is basically your personality at this point.

Disclaimer: I am going to talk about series that I watched this year, and not just those that were released this year. I really didn’t watch all that much this year.

What have been the BLs that took you by surprise this year?

Bad Buddy: Really went into this with no expectations, and honestly I still don’t understand what made me watch this halfway through while it was airing, but best decision I made. (Well I kinda do regret not watching it from the start) It just completely consumed me. I love Patpran so much. They have taken over my brain and heart. I love how this series has such a good mix of humour, angst and is also more real/relatable with the issues they address.

Not Me and The Eclipse: Lumping this together here because I really did not expect any BLs that would address such heavy themes. I just wish they were handled a bit better.

Dew The Movie: I did not know anything about the movie going in, so watching what happened really threw me off. But it was a nice/wild ride.

Kieta Hatsukoi: Aoki and Hashimoto really stole my heart. I love how chaotic and hopeless they are. They were so dramatic but also quite relatable! 😂

What have been the BLs that you felt a bit disappointed with this year?

KinnPorsche: Maybe it’s because I had too much hope going in, or because it was so hyped up. Or maybe because I had a lot of personal stuff going on when it was airing, but I just couldn’t get involved with the series. The finale ended up confusing me instead of giving me conclusions, and I’m not really a fan of that. Thanks to friends on discord that helped me understand it a bit better. Though this series introduced me to Jeff Satur and I’ll forever be grateful for that!

The Eclipse: This series started out with so much potential! The pace was brilliant, the cast was incredible and they really were trying to address the hard topics in a metaphorical manner. But towards the end, it really started to show that they didn’t have enough time with the planning and post-production. It felt like such a rushed ending and was honestly disappointing. It could have been the top of the year if handled better.

What has been your favorite BL (watched) this year?

Bad Buddy: This is my ultimate BL at the moment. Not even for the year, but generally speaking. I Fell in love with PatPran. Pran is so damn relatable, like I’ve never identified with a character as much as I do with him. I can go rambling for days about BB, so I shall stop her and not bore people with my BB brainrot.

Vice Versa: As much as I am mad that we didn’t get a proper development/conclusion for TessTun, I still enjoyed this series. It was all the more enjoyable with all the screaming with Vish. But also as a very visual person who loves colours, this show stole my heart. I loved the colours and the visuals in this series. The locations were all so new and beautiful! As a sucker for a soulmate AU, I loved their twist on that trope! And of course Jimmy and Sea stole my heart.

The Eclipse: Yes, i know I said I was disappointed with it, but I also really enjoyed it. The ending did feel very rushed. But other than that, it was a really good series. The cast did a brilliant job! Like I knew they can all act, but honestly I was so impressed with their skills!! Khaotung and First had the most beautiful breakdowns, Khaotung also sold the bad boy attitude in the first 5 minutes when I was so used to seeing him as the sweet little brother character, and it was so refreshing to see a new side to Neo! So yes, I’d watch it all over again just for them! Also they did deliver a few surprises, so that was interesting.

Not Me: Again, I feel like the ending could have been more polished. It really showed that they were rushing with the filming and airing. GMMTV needs to stop rushing them and airing shows while they are still filming. It really destroys the quality. But it did well to address the heavy topics! Of course I love seeing OffGun in anything, but they truly had an amazing cast. I couldn’t stop looking at Mond, Sing, First and Gawin. Also I Fell in love with Film. This series also felt so real because it showed how life is very unjust, and it showed the problems of the common people. So it was very refreshing to watch.

Semantic Error: I loved how chaotic and awkward this was. Sang Woo is my precious child and I will protect him. It’s a simple plot, but they did well with it. Loved the balance of humour and drama. Also loved the editing in this show.

Badhaai Do (Technically not a BL, but it counts):

3 Will Be Free (Again not technically a BL, but it counts):

Favorite BL couples (not just of 2022)?

Patpran (Bad Buddy), Wangxian (CQL), PeteKao (Dark Blue Kiss), Gao Shi-de and Zhou Shu-yi (We Best Love), Wenzhou (Word Of Honour) [Is it obvious that I have a type? ]

What’s your non-BL favorite (watched) this year?

55:15 Never Too Late:

10 Years Ticket:

[deepspacedukat]

🛳 🤔🍄?

Thanks for the ask, friend! 💜 I hope your New Year has been awesome so far! And thanks for all the awesome Jeff posting that you do!

🛳 Are there any new ships you want to write for? (Platonic, romantic, or anything in between.)

I would love to try my hand at some Spirk nonsense...or perhaps some Kira/Jadzia... It really depends on how confident I end up feeling about my writing skills when I make the attempt. 😅

🤔 Are there any new characters you want to write about?

I’d love to give Spock a try (maybe conquer that fear of not being worthy of writing him). Also more Jeff characters, because Jombs brainrot 🥂

🍄 Are there any fandoms you've never written for but want to try?

Oh, many. Off the top of my head, I’d like to try out “Dead Man Walking” (I REALLY NEED TO READ YOUR Chaz/Luger FIC TOO, OMFG I’M SO BEHIND), maybe some “Stargate,” and perhaps some “Arena (1989).”

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

hello hello manicpixiedreamcurl, its brainrot anon here!

i just want to say that i love the gross brain emoji pls keep that for me! and ALSO,

I fully agree with you, a part two would be hard to write cause we already know whats gonna happen, you gave them a very heavily implied happy ending where they date and give each other kisses and yummy stuff what else could there be!!! it ended perfectly!! youre an amazing writer i couldn't ask for a part 2 cause part 1 is already perfect!!

also i just wanted to say that for some reason i started thinking of this eddie with the reader from TMYG, and how maybe shes still in a relationship with Andy but shes never comfortable enough with him to go all the way, and she so desperately wants her first time to be gentle and even fun if she can help it, and she hears her cheerleader friends talking about Eddie's skills and "yea hes a freak haha but he knows what hes doing and doesnt do anything you dont want " and she decides to take the risk and approach eddie and ask him to be her first and trusts him to do it well and its not totally unfounded, cause maybe she's been in a group project with him before or seen how he protects the freshmen or realizes his attitude is all a front. and when she asks it of him this bitter cynical eddie cant help but melt cause no one has put that much faith in him before and gives her the time of her life and everything gets really intimate cause hes so caught up in reassuring her through her nerves that he forgets this is supposed to be like all the other times girls have approached him, and then so on so on they fall for each other yes yes she breaks up with Andy (yay!!!) and happily ever after

ahskjdlfjfljf youve made me create an MCU (manicpixiedreamcurl cinematic universe) from your writing lmaoooooo

AGAIN I JUST WANT TO SAY, youre a great writer and i hope you keep having fun with eddie!!!

Okay so honestly read this and went I can't imagine tmyg reader ever doing that cause she'd just be soooo worried about how Andy would react if he found out and being called a slut etc etc but thennnn I'm like no I need to give my girl some credit actually, she's braver than she seems.

Going under the cut cause this got rambly.

And also!!! I literally wrote it lol and her and Andy were kinda on again off again on his schedule. So I really don't think she'd 'cheat' but during one of those off periods, actually yes could totally see it happening. Especially cause she has always had this little baby crush on Eddie, thinks he's cute and kinda a gent and that he looks after his little group, Jeff especially who reader has a tentative little friendship with. So literally omg actually could have happened for sure. But ALSO get this, early draft of tmyg was gonna be that Eddie and May were hate fucking secretly and he stopped it when he realised he really liked reader which then made May kinda bitter on two levels but I actually wanted it to be more about their friendship and the ways that can fall apart and also wanted Eddie to kinda be a real hopeless romantic who wouldn't really do that but my god it's all coming together lmaooo.

So yeah can totally see it happening that she'd hear about what he does with other girls and end up like shyly explaining everything to Eddie that she just wants it over with in a nice way with somebody who's going to treat her well and not spread everything around after oh my GOD. And Eddie would be kinda apprehensive like no maybe you wanna lose it to somebody you like and then she maybe like half confesses her lil crush and Eddie just can't believe it. Cue sweet virginity loss with Eddie half way through saying she shouldn't get back together with somebody who doesn't treat her right and he'd look after her like this and every other way if she lets him oh noooooooooooo 🥺🥺🥺

But also!!! Just lastly, you've landed on something I'm trying to get across with that reader which is that she's 'innocent' but she's not in naive. Like if she doesn't know what she's doing it's because she's inexperienced, not cause she hasn't talked about sex or, in my mind, read some interesting stuff ykyk. And she wants to do all this stuff pretty badly actually. Like honestly even Andy being a complete dick, if he hadn't just made it too uncomfortable and worrying for her, fully she would have just lost it to him cause she wanted it gone. That was sort of the general motivation to date Andy at all. Just to have a boyfriend and get all those awkward firsts over with, which obviously didn't work out.

This is rambly and incoherent but Jesus you have a fucking sway over my brain cells man. I can't write it. I can't. It would just be no happy endings remix lmao which I can't do but seriously what a concept honestly it actually would probably work out like similarly to tmyg like she loses it to Eddie and starts dating him but still feels this pressure to explain her actions to everyone with this less of the general 'eddie is a Satanist freak' judgement and more of the popular girls seeing him not as boyfriend material but someone you fool around with. Honestly wild.

[flowerprintundies]

These two . . .

[moonlightperseus]

I feel like it's important to note that while leaving you those recs I was like "I can be a completely normal person about this" and then I did that, once again proving that I can never be a normal person about anything.

And in terms of like not superhero comics, if you do end up liking those, I'm also a big fan of Saga and Paper girls, though like not as much WicDiv to wholeheartedly recommend immediately (though Saga HAS nearly made me cry). (I'm also a fan of ManEaters, bit that is a VERY specific genre seeing as the plot is essentially that all menstruating people turn into Panthers, so like, it's fun but not something I'd suggest with my full chest). (All of those are by image comics- and I also completely understand if you don't want to go that direction)

nonny never think you have to be a normal person in my inbox when talking about things you enjoy! go nuts! we embrace the brainrot here!! and it was super nice to get a real long rec list even if i had already read most of them i appreciate that you took the time to do that for me and i really hope i do actually get back into reading comics like i want to bc im looking forward to checking out the ones i hadnt read!

is image comics the one thats like the subset of dc? okay google search seems to say no but in my google search ive discovered that image comics is what produced the old guard comics and while ive not actually read those comics bc i just dont vibe with the art i fucking lvoe that movie so huge win to image comics in my books.

also i watched the paper girls show on prime (may jeff bezos personally rot in hell for its cancellation) and it totally slipped my mind that it was basic on a comic series so i should def try to check that out

ive for sure heard the name saga before but i dont think i actually know anything, googling it im not sure if its really my particular vibe but i definitely wont rule out giving it a try down the line!

[rabbits-of-habit]

I need vinny everman brainrot pleaseeee

I am vibing with the Vin questions im getting tonight boys. I never get the chance to write much for him. This also makes Ren happy as well I am sure. -Mod Havoc

As much as Vince wants to talk a big game he is the shyest motherfucker.

He has to practice lines to talk to a new potential partner.

Has also practiced with Jeff. (Much to Jeff's dismay)

Those lines he practiced though? Thrown out the window immediately the second he gets in front of you.

Probably a good thing too because if he stuck to a script he would mix up words and crash and burn.

Although, in the end he gets your number because it was sweet he was so nervous.

He strikes me as the 'supportive not really getting every problem but hes got the spirit' type of boyfriend.

AKA when you cry over something he isn't sure what to do but he still pulls you into his arms because thats what makes him feel better.

The fights he would get into with a partner are never over something small. Small things he usually just lets roll off his back.

His love language is words of affirmation.

One of his biggest things is getting a partner who would want to be around his friends. If they approve of you then you are good to go bud.

He isnt as much of a hopeless romantic as Jeff but he is pretty far up there.

The ideal date for him is going to the movies or an arcade.

His go to gift for you is usually a stuffed animal like a squishmallow so be prepped for that.

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Love him and his Milton Dammers haircut