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thoughts-with-hailey · 9 months ago

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My Life in Prythian - Chapter Six

Fae Wine

Summary: After consuming copious amounts of fae wine with Nesta, we go on a silly little goofy adventure to Rita's

Content Warning: alcohol consumption, sexually explicit, written from my POV while drunk so chaotic af.

Everything was spinning.

I laughed as I tripped over my own foot, falling hard onto my ass as Nesta doubled over laughing. In the background my Just Dance game continued playing and spouting those mean little red x’s that indicated I was missing dance moves.

It was truly amazing that the house had been able to recreate my nintendo switch after I had pulled up the information on one on the ipad. One bottle of fae wine in and I was demanding Nesta play Just Dance with me. That had been…two bottles ago.

Grinning up at the ceiling I felt her hand on my arm as she tried to tug me to my feet, giggling the entire time. “Cmon Hailey! I can’t claim best dancer if you fall over. You have to keep dancing so I can beat you fairly.”

I would stand up but you know, my legs were jello. Mmmm, jello. I would love some jello. Or jello shots! Maybe I could get the house to make us jello shots. Did they even have gelatin in Prythian? It was made from sea creatures wasn’t it? Or like bone marrow or something. They had that so why wouldn’t they have jello? Ooooo maybe I could get some strawberry pretzel salad. That kind with the crushed up pretzels on the bottom and the strawberry jello layer on the top. A midwest dessert salad if there ever was one. Not a vegetable in sight but plenty of cool whip. Yeah, I could really go for a -

My thoughts of dessert deserted my head as I got pulled to my feet by Nesta’s strong grip.

“We should go to Rita’s!” she yelled despite the fact my ears were two inches from her lips.

“Oh my gods Nesta. We should go to Rita’s!” I agreed instantly. Rita’s sounded like the best idea on the planet. I always imagined Rita’s was like Roscoe’s. Roscoe’s, the gay bar in Boystown in Chicago that my friends and I frequented and I had fallen off the platform on the dancefloor on multiple occasions only to remember when I saw the bruises the next day. Roscoe’s, where I ordered a pitcher of a Blue Hawiaan and when they asked me how many cups I said I just wanted a straw. Roscoe’s = Rita’s. Same.

“The stairs are a no right now though,” she frowned, looking down at me. Why was she looking down? Were we not the same height? Oh. I was slumped in her arms a little. Hehe, my legs didn’t work.

I aint got no legs lieutenant Dan.

“You have legs. Focus.”

Oh, did I say that out loud?

“Yes. Hailey, focus. Act sober for a few minutes so I can convince them to take us to Rita’s.”

Act sober. I could do that. I was so good at that. Add that to my special skills on my resume. ‘Can act sober’. Yeah, that would get me a good job.

“Hailey.”

Right. SOber. Think sober thoughts.

Straightening myself I pulled out of Nesta’s arms and paused our Just Dance game as Nesta started calling for Cassian.

He must have been lurking or I was unaware of time because he was there a second later, his eyes scanning the little sitting room we had turned into our mischief room, taking in the empty wine bottles and the sweater I had tossed aside when I had gotten warm from dancing. Thankfully I had a sports bra on under it, courtesy of the house of course. And of course that had my ample boobs on display, however. Nesta hadn’t asked about what was going on with my chest but Cassian’s gaze zeroed in on it before he quickly averted his eyes.

Hehe.

“So, will you?” Nesta’s voice echoed in my ear.

Shit. I missed something. Sober thoughts, Hails baby.

“How drunk is she?” Cassian’s deep voice asked with amusement.

“If by she you mean Hailey, Hailey is barely drunk,” I replied in my best sober voice, narrowing my gaze at him. “I want to go to Rita’s.”

“Dressed like that?” he questioned.

“She can borrow something of mine,” said a smooth, sultry voice from the doorway.

I turned towards this doorway, the doorway where the voice came from, to find the stunning creature named Mor there. Her eyes were bright with amusement as she looked over me, though they dimmed when she glanced towards Nesta.

Hm. I didn’t like that vibe. Nesta was goat. No one could be mean to my Nesta.

I did want to borrow clothes though.

“Mor! Sweetcheeks!” I grinned. “Do you have anything not red? I don’t think it will go with my hair?”

A soft, tinkling laugh escaped her and I sighed. Of course her laugh was pretty. Everything about her was pretty. “Yes, girl, I have things other than red. C’mon. I’ll find something for you to wear and we can go to Rita’s.”

“You better ask Azriel first,” Cassian warned. “He’s her keeper.”

“He took the night off,” Mor informed us all, her eyes sparkling with mischief. I loved mischief. It was one of my favorite pastimes, so whatever made her eyes sparkle with it had me interested. “He said he needed to get away from her for a few hours so sent me here to watch over her.”

“Why do I get the feeling he went to Rita’s?” I heard Cassian murmur behind me as Mor dragged me out of the room.

Walking is so hard. Why does it have to be hard? I tried to focus on putting one foot in front of the other only to feel like a baby giraffe trying to learn the tango. Giraffes can’t even learn the tango because they are Giraffes and not humans so obviously it was hard.

Some time later, unsure how much time as I had for sure walked through a time portal, I was clutching onto Mor as she winnowed. Winnowing drunk was terrible.

Or it would be if I were drunk. But I wasn’t. I was sober. Mhm.

Mor, bless her, held me in her arms as we winnowed, her slender yet strong limbs wrapped tight around me. Grinning I pressed my nose to her neck and inhaled her deep, flower tinted scent. She truly smelled delightful. If I could bottle up her scent and take it home with me I would. Or maybe just keep her close so I could sniff her when I wanted. Yeah, I should do that. Maybe I could get Rhysie poo to replace Azzie with Mor as my regular gaurd that way I could smell her all the time. Aw, but then I wouldn’t see Azzie. Not that I wanted to! Not that I wanted his knife.

“Mother help me,” Mor murmured in my ear as she gently set me down on my feet outside a very noisy establishment. Frowning at me she tucked a piece of hair behind my ear and then reached into the front of the dress she had loaned me to grip my boob.

I looked down, intrigued at this turn of events, to see her tugging them up to create more cleavage in the plunging neckline of the velvet blue dress and coincidentally showcasing all the shallow little cuts along my chest.

Oh.

So we weren’t having a little play time before going inside.

Fine.

That was fine.

I wasn’t disappointed at all.

“Hailey,” her sweet voice pulled me back in. “Focus, love. We’re going into Rita’s.”

Rita’s!!!!! Hell yeah brother. Focusing on Mor’s pretty face I grinned at her. “You’ve become my favorite right now, and that’s not just because you have your hands all over my boobs. I’ve always wanted to go to Rita’s! This is going to be so fun, Mor.”

“It sure is,” she laughed, putting her arm around my shoulder to guide me towards the doors, Cassian and Nesta close behind.

Inside was dark, and crowded, and there was a dance floor, and alcohol, and more hot fae.

We found a table near the back and Cassian went to get us drinks while I ogled the hot fae. Yeah, this was prime realestate. I loved this. Fae of all types were out and about, looking hot and scrumptious. I could eat any of them up. Mhm.

“Mor!” I grinned, leaning my head on her shoulder so I could sniff her again. “I love you for bringing me here.”

She gave my hip a squeeze and shoved a drink into my hands. “Come on little human, drink up so we can dance.”

“I love dancing,” I remembered, taking a large gulp of the drink.

It was not fae wine. Or was it. I don’t know. My taste buds might not work anymore. All I know is that it tasted like starlight and happiness and made my body feel all fuzzy and warm. It was good and I never wanted to leave.

Another time portal thing happened because the next thing I knew I was out on the floor with my new friends. Cassian and Nesta were basically grinding on each other in my peripheral while Mor had me pressed against her perfect body as we moved to the music. So many smells filled my nose as the lights flashed and the music thumped, my head spinning with how perfect this all was. It was so much like being home at the club with my friends, but better. Better because I had zero worries on how I would get home or if I would be late to work the next day because I simply did not have those worries in this magic world. And the house would probably find me a magic cure for a hangover. No consequences.

“Are you having fun, love?” Mor asked, her lips pressed to my ear as she spoke over the music.

“Yes!” I grinned, burring my face in her beautiful hair. It felt so nice on my skin. I needed to know what her haircare routine was. “You smell so good. You’re so pretty.”

She pulled me back enough so she could look in my face and I couldn’t help but smile up at her. It wasn’t fair she was that pretty. Truly. I wanted to be pretty like her. Maybe they could make me fae and I would become prettier.

“You’re stunning, little human,” she laughed, her fingers stroking my cheeks.

My face cheeks, to be precise. To make that clear. They were my face cheeks and not the other ones. Though, those were dangerously close to escaping the tiny dress she had shoved me in. As a bubblegum booty baddie, my lower cheeks were in danger of peaking out of the hem of the tiny dress just like my boobs were threatening to pop out of the dangerous neckline at any moment.

It was awesome.

Mor leaned closer, distracting me from thoughts of my booty, and for just a second I thought she might kiss me. I wanted her to kiss me. Who wouldn’t? Hot blond fae female with her good smelling skin and pretty voice. Ugh. She didn’t though. Rude. Lowkey super rude.

Instead she said, “There’s a hot male who’s been eyeing you for three songs, Hails. You want to dance with him?”

Well, if she wasn’t going to kiss me maybe he would. I needed someone to or I might die.

She gave me a little shove away from her and a pair of giant tree trunk arms wrapped around me. They matched his tree trunk thighs. I tried to focus my sights on this male and took in the dark skin, the flowing hair, and the casually draped white toga.

Oh no fucking way.

HELION.

This was fantastic.

Just what I needed.

“Hi!” I shouted over the music.

“Hello, little human,” he laughed, pulling me against his warm chest. “You have the attention of half this place tonight with how stunning you look in that little dress. Would you do me the honor of a dance?”

I don’t think I could’ve smiled any bigger. My smile was bigger than his thighs. Mhm, big.

In the crowded dance floor Helion, Thigh Lord of the Day Court, pulled me flush against his rock hard body and buried his giant hand in my unbound hair as we moved to the beat of the music. It was everything. Everything.

Clittia, who had been perked up since Mor first grabbed me earlier, was in full feral mode as Helion and I basically grinded on each other. She was practically weeping between my legs begging for friction and my drunk mind wanted to give in to the need while sober Hailey was trying to behave in this crowd of people. My heart was beating wildly in my chest to the rhythm of the music and I truly felt like I was a floating little cloud of happiness as we danced together. His giant hand was wrapped tight around my hip, the other in my hair holding my forehead to his as we moved, and when his giant, muscular thigh slid between my legs at just the perfect height for me to grind on.

Fuck.

We truly were doing this?

He must have noticed my hesitation, as slight as it was, for the hand on my hip practically dragged me over his thigh.

And alrighty, my thong wasn’t exactly the greatest barrier between me and the delicious warmth of his skin.

So sure, I turned shameless.

Burying my hands in his long hair so I had something to hold onto, I dragged myself long the thigh of the Thigh Lord of the Day Court on the dance floor of Rita’s.

And fuck if it wasn’t incredible.

I groaned as I rubbed against him like a cat in heat, seeking out the friction I so desperately needed and wanted. There was no question in my mind if I would do this while sober; sober me would pounce on this male without a second thought so drunk me was waving mutiple ‘go!’ flags as well.

Heat spread through my as I ground myself on his thigh, a groan escaping me as I pressed my lips to his. The kiss itself was messy and desperate, both of us vying for dominance as we bit and sucked, our tongues tangling in a perfect cadence with the movement of my hips. I could feel every point of contact where we touched from his fingers tugging at my hair, my breasts pressed to his chest, his hand clenching on my hip, and his thigh between mine. Every single inch of it was glorious.

It had been so, so long since I had had this that it took only seconds for my body to reach the peaks of pleasure. Unashamed I rode him wildly, unabandoned, under the pulsing lights and music, fully aware and uncaring we were surrounded by people. Pleasure shot through me with every roll of my hips, blocking out anything else that could prevent me from enjoying him. With each movement my body tightened further, nearing the precipice of it all and the closer I got the more hungry I became. Helion seemed to know exactly what I needed for when I let out a little whimper he released my hair and grabbed my other hip, using his wonderful fae strength to lift me fully off my feet and seat me on his thigh, rocking me effortlessly as he brought me closer and closer.

I let out a groan of protest when his mouth released mine, desperate for more of him, only for those magical lips to brush me ear as he whispered, “Fuck, baby, you’re drenching me. Come on my thigh like a good girl and we can-”

It was an actual honest to gods crime that I did not get to hear what we could do. And that I was prevented from coming on his thigh, too.

Why was I prevented, you may ask?

A hand that was not his tangled in the back of my hair while another snaked around my torso to pull me off of him. Helion, who was obviously not expecting me to be ripped out of his grip and hadn’t been holding me too tight for fear of hurting me with his fae strength, didn’t have time to grab on before I was yanked out of his grasp.

A screech of surprise and anger erupted from me as I was unceremoniously interrupted from what I was sure was going to be an amazing orgasm, though the hair pulling did a little something for me. Fighting was useless, however, as I was in a crowd of fae who were all stronger and bigger. Not that that stopped me.

I lashed out at whoever had grabbed me, screaming a loud ‘fuck you’ as I tried to hit or kick them, until a pair of familiar hazel eyes met mine.

True murder flashed in Azriel’s expression as his nostrils flared, no doubt smelling my arousal, his eyes slowly tracking down my barely covered body and back up again. Then his voice, so low and full of danger, cut through the sound of Rita’s like a hot knife through warm butter.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing here, little liar?”

#acotar #acotar fanfiction #fanfic #thoughtswithhailey

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fishys-still-writing-smut · 2 years ago

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Comparison: Between Sayaka and Kaede, which musical girl delivers the best 'performance' when it comes to dirty dancing. Which member of the audience can decide?

Warning: lewd content below

"Cmon, it's obvious who you think is the best~"

"Please pick me, you know you want to~"

"W-what do we do?" A panicked Shuichi whispered in the ear of his friend. The boys were both asked to judge Sayaka and Kaede's special "performance", if you consider both girls in their underwear shaking their asses performing. Makoto and Shuichi were tasked with picking a winner between the two. But the issue was, they couldn't decide!

Kaede's butt was definitely bigger, causing each shake to make her ass jiggle like jello and made the boys want to lie on it like a pillow. However Sayaka was definitely the more experienced of the two, having her ass clap with an aggressive force that seemed to tug at the boy's waistbands. It was a beautiful idol and a thicc blonde, who could decide?

"I know what to do." The luckster gave his friend a reassuring smile before approaching the two girls. Confidently he cleared his throat before announcing the results. "The winner is…"

"Both of you!"

Everyone was stunned silent by Makoto's bold declaration. Shuichi's mouth was agape, and the two twerking girls stopped dead in their tracks. Sayaka and Kaede turned around, both noticeably blushing, and…

…exploded into rage!

"What do you mean it's a tie! That can't be true!"

"That's it, take your cocks out now! We're doing this the old fashion way."

"Why the hell would you say that?!?"

"I-I couldn't pick..."

The two boys were now speechless, in a mix of hornyness and fear. They held each other in their arms, and mentally prepared themselves. The real performance was just beginning~

#danganronpa smut #plain-asks #DRsaihara-18 #DRmaizano18 #DRakamatsu-18 #DRnaegi-18

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tiny-sassy-aggressive · 4 months ago

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9-1-1 WATCH AND REACTION

S8 ep 1-4

Oh GERARD NOOOOOO

But eddies mustache thooooo. Damn. Eddies being yelled at for fruit leather?????

Bobby on this set with the 119 I’m CRYING

Killer bees???? SURE

Random bee knowledge is coming in handy SO MUCH rn go buck!

Awwww birthday party for chris :( yall wait it’s been tjeee Months and chris STILL won’t talk to Eddie????? Cmon??? Screw the parents for not helping I’m so angry

EDDIE RUNNING AROUND IM CRYINF

Okay who wants this guy dead??? Who even knows about this guy this is so weird

Heading bucks inner monologue then hearing eddies voice come through?? THE BUCK TACKLING GERARD JELLO?? BUT SAVING HIM??

another plane disaster???? Wasn’t the one in season 1 scary enough??? I can’t keep having plane trauma

Ep 2

AHHHHHH DANCE PARTY Buck looks HARROWED

Brad and Bobby I am CRYING

Over the phone triage is surprisingly super good! And buck just trying to get Bobby

BLESS JEM. HES DOING IT

what’s with these guys in SUITS? What is there issue. Who are they protecting

Bobby stealing a fire truck?>>>>>>> best comment all episode. Of course Athena is flying the plane what else would she be doing

OH OD COURAE HEA HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Ep 3

Can I just say. We have never seen nonstop cpr before

BUCKS LINE ABOUT NOT KNOWING HE WAS BRITISH ABHHHHHH I LOVE when shows do that

I’m honestly loving watching ATC work. We never see this dynamic and it is fascinating

The visualization of all the engines ready at the airport was HAUNTING. Spectacular shot

Bobby staring at Buck like he’s SHOCKED Buck can ride a motorcycle??? This is Buck 1.0 energy baby of COURSE he can ride a motorcycle. How the hell did buck stop those cars geez Louise

My gosh Athena is really out here landing the plane with an asst from jem

AINT NO WAY THEY LAND WITH BOBBY RIGHT THERE LMAOOOOOOO CMON RHAR SHOR IS FUNNY

of COURSE the plane blows up like?

Nobody questioning Bobby as commander that’s RIGHT

Buck ran so fast to get Bobby he doesn’t even have turnouts

A literal black book with printed QR codes is FUNNY im SORRY

DENNIS SAVED BOBBY OG YM GOSH

Athena and Dennis. Kinda reconciling? Kinda Athena moving past anger is so beautiful

AHHHH????? NOT GERARD TAKINF BUCK UNDER WING. EVERYONE IS SO CNFJAED. BUXK LOOKS SO SCARED

Ep 4

Gerard taking Buck golfing??? This has to be some of the most confusing daddy issue for Buck. Men in authority in his life I am HOLLERING

Chim correcting Gerard will never not be funny. Gerard thinking buck was the most subordinate when Chim was RIGHT THERE

Body cams. For. Firefighters. SURE. Not Jen’s fault that kid refused care!!

HORRIFYING INJURY MY GOSH??? But love to see Eddie being paramedic and taking lead!!

Quick q! Um. Did we ever establish who set their house on fire????? And ummmmmmm???? You’re gonna build on the same place???? That actual Arson took place??? We are gonna skip that???

My heart hurts and my skin is CRAWLING with the councilwoman storyline bc that’s genuinely real. People in power can just do that

YES I LOVE THIS SCENE WITH FHE MANT XONVERSATIONS BECOMIJNF ONE I MISSED THIS

A tiger. A TIGER. Guys this has early seasons energy and I MISSED THIS more weird calls!!

Okay Chim with the shot WOOO

Gerard being a fan of hotshots was not something I was expecting

Eddie having a heart to heart with Wes’s dad PLEASE GO GET YOUR SON EDDIE. YOU CAN BRING HIM HOME. YOU CAN. ITS BEEN MONTHS PLEASEE

TELL EM HEN. THIS ISNT FAIR.

OOOHGG SHE WAS RECORDED AHHHHHH AHHHHHH YYEEAAAHHHHHH GERARD WAS IN LM IT AHHHHHHH AHHHHH YEAAAHHH

Eddie went to help Wes :) GO GET CHRIS EDDIE CMON

Okay so I guess they are rebuilding and we are forgetting about arson.

Gerard so belongs at hotshots I’m. Funnily enough so happy for him and this role

#911 s8 #911 discourse #911 abc #911

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churchbomber · 7 months ago

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Why name Jello

Tsk cmon. It’s obviously a Nickname,the buds gave it to me.

#🦴gang sharing #811 #811 game #jello 811 #811 oc blog #811 rp blog #811 oc #oc rp

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bluesthebest · 1 year ago

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✈️ 🎮 🍰 🎶

✈️ — ever traveled anywhere interesting?

I've gone to Mayaguez back home in PR and fought in a Takewon do tournament. I've gone around las tetas de cayey and almost got lost looking for the river around that area but totally worth it cause it was super chill and peaceful. I never traveled out of the US or territories but I'm more than happy to talk about the places I've been and almost got teleported to the backrooms in SanJuan. Fun times.

🎮 — favorite video game(s)?

Okage: shadow king will always have a place in my heart and I always want a damn remake. Or even sequel. Yeah the story is incomplete and it was made with ducktape and a dream but dammit it has character and is funny. Very different for it's time.

I think for Tatical games I think my fave was always Final fantasy tactics. I liked disgaea and poured so many hours on it too and Fire emblem but idk Tactics just has a charm to it.

Chrono Trigger for obvious reasons. It's chrono trigger. Cmon.

Silent Hill 1,2 and 3 mostly like the continuation of the story and premise. I didn't have an issue with 4 and liked a lot of the things they played with.

Resident Evil 0, 1, 2, 3 and unironically project veronica cause it's a mess.

I'm a huge Sonic fan still unironically love Sonic adventures 2.

I think I'll just sit here all day giving games that are just old stuff I played all the time. Current games...eh idk I think Inscription goes hard af, I am liking plum grove, star haven too.

Fear and Hunger/ Termina were one of the ones that I saw in RPG maker forum a while back that I still really like to this day and only see it get better.

I'll be stuck here talking about games so lets move on lol.

🍰 — favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

I like coffee flavored stuff or berries. Cheesecake is always a favorite of mine but I do like macaroons since they're great paired with coffee or tea and it's a gentle for my stomach. But if I'm feeling sick or sad Jello is my fave. a nice wobbly treat.

🎶 — favorite song at the moment?

Mostly cause I've been debating actually playing Bioshock 3 since I have no idea what happens in that game even tho I own it lol.

Make me pretty

#mun speaks #ooc #late sorry ;;]#padmahearts

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gelarshiesprofruitboarder · 6 months ago

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im gonna kms are they stupid

#i now have every clip of evil bnt there is just sitting in my gallery im unstoppable #im gonna cry the parts where denomolos is calling and using ted as a camera him and bill r. so close. its soacary #cant get any good shots of it cause its only just bill being like way too lcose to the camera but like cmon man you dont have to do all tha #i think i might like evil bnt more than normal bnt like the tiniest amount purely because im a sucker for characters that are #complete assholes and just really fucking suck. see ig and err #video #bill and ted #jello shut up challenge #evil bill and ted #bill and teds bogus journey #ignore thatits cropped weird internet archive did that not me 💔

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superiorjello · 4 years ago

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Had a dream where I was in the Untamed verse, about the time when WWX first heads to the Burial Mounds with the Wen remnants

I was trying to explain the important miscommunications and plots that were happening and needed to be fixed before shit went down except I DONT SPEAK MANDARIN

Like I WAS BABBLING IN ENGLISH

I had names down (kinda) (I inevitably mispronounced some things) and I can say 'yes' and 'good' but that's like... it. For language.

DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO NEED SO DESPERATELY TO COMMUNICATE SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT

LIVES WERE VERY MUCH ON THE LINE

And I had to sit there and doodle stick figures in the dirt like "this is Jin Zixuan, this is Jiang Yanli. They are a couple, yes? Now this is Lan Wangji, and this is you, Wei Wuxian. Same deal! He loves you!"

"Lan Wangji! See this colour? That's gold. Gold is orb. Orb is in person. Golden core, yes? Wei Wuxian. Golden core. Broken!"

I see Jin Guangshan and just start cussing in every language I know.

#the untamed #jello speaks #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng was around at one point too #i was like #i could marry this man #i have no noble blood or whatever #but cmon #magic dimension hopping's gotta be good for something

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ask-homonationalist · 3 years ago

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if someone w/a gun told you to face the wall what would you do

ah shit the gay fascist cuck pit?? Again?? Suck their glocc or cocc whichever's easier duhhhh any easier questions? Either way they're shooting their warm hot loads into another man so either way it's fucking gay as fuck!🕳️💣💥💦

#⚡⚡🏳️‍🌈.ask #you kids and your weird fetishes! can we pleaseee rp something normal?#I know im the personification of homofascism but cmon cant we just like eat ass r smthn??#so elaborate ya gotta get the pit and you gotta find a glocc and you gotta do this and you gotta do that #im a man of convenience everyone has an ass and everyone can eat #im kidding ill indulge your weird little rps for u anonchen for u!#plus degenerate shit makes the world go round or whatever the fuck jello sung abt

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mrskurono · 4 years ago

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Ahaha ♥️

Smooches aside, can i ask you who do you selfship with? PICK ONLY ONE :))

OH THIS IS MEAN-

Um....ok, alright, ok. One self ship. Out of everyone...logical ship vs heart ship.

I’d have to say...

....outta everyone....

....probably Makki.

I don’t like to move around and am very needy so Kageyama moving all the time and gone wouldn’t work. A close second is Kindaichi. Kindaichi and Makki are probably tied but Makki makes me stupid and I need a man like that in my life.

#kageyama is my heart ship but logically wouldnt work #kindaichi is my logical ship bc i know we'd be great #makki is my middle ground for both and I think he wouldnt be weird about me eating cake or jello with my hands #god calling me out like #this cmon it says tobios housewife but #ok yeah i love makki #three.talks

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volcanicflowers · 1 year ago

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fallout 5 real???????

yayyy maximus is back!!

im gonna be so sad when this squire dies bc he is definitely going go die i think

ngl for a split second there i thought they were gonna be a lil gay or something. too bad maximus is fuckin stupid

SO excited for maximus and lucy team up they’re gonna be the worst ever

“the bombs fell when i was a kid” noo stop reminding me of the twist i already know it and im trying to be so hopeful but its so hard bc it sounds so stupid

oh thank god theres actual cake under that jello thing

i feel like this show would be less predictable if literally everyone wasnt evil like cmon its getting boring

so far i am a big fan of the vault mystery, love the vaults. norm and tall guy are a very fun duo

nvm got to the ncr bit

it’s still fucking stupid and i hate it here again

anyway i hope they landed in the panther vault

live blogging the fallout show under here. episode 1. im a hater by nature btw but its not all negative dw

is this guy like the vault tec ceo or spokesperson or something? NO WAY HE IS NAMED MR HOWARD...... todd howard's self insert the vault tec ceo.

i think todd saw the "did you know vault boy is actually holding up his thumb to check the size of the mushroom cloud" thing on reddit and was like "oh shit... thats a good idea. we should use that"

no way they have time for this conversation AND GETTING ON THE FUCKING HORSE???? GIRL THE HORSE?? NOT THE CAR??? GIRL??????????? RIDING THE HORSE DOWN THE STREET?? HELLO? actually i understand. save the horse. bringing my horse into the vault.

HOORAY no vault incest 🥳🥳🥳

GIRL WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MENTION THAT SHE'S BEEN "DOING COUSIN STUFF" FOR 10 YEARS AFTER ESTABLISHING THAT THEY DON'T DO INCEST IN THE VAULTS????? i hate it here.

i will say the room in the vault that looks like an outdoor farm goes hard i am a very big fan of that

DEAD WIFE BACKSTORY COUNTER: 1!! LETS GO PEOPLE!!!!!

NOT MORE OF THE COUSIN INCEST.. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE.

her dad is either going to super die or be evil

husband guy isnt even going to call her platinum in the sack? or pussy cat? what about her charlies? literally unwatchable.

my husband is taking a very big gulp of water, i think hes a serial killer?

"you're from the surface" girl how else do you think he got there from the other vault

i feel like this is a lot of effort for these raiders to go through to take over a vault but i guess they were there for the party

she'll be fine just start spamming stimpaks

okay her dad survived the raider attack which means hes definitely going to turn out to be evil later

i like maximus he seems fun i hope he leaves the brotherhood and i hope hes kinda a loser

oh so new vegas exploded but not the prydwen which i blew up personally?

aw maximus not anger issues cmon

"we've never opened the vault door" how were you getting people from the other vaults for this arranged marriage thing???? if it actually is secret tunnels why werent they just sharing the vaults from the get-go why was the cousin incest necessary

loving lucy's cringefail brother btw i hope he shows up more

YESSSS CRINGEFAIL BROTHER COMING ALONG!!

NOOO hes staying behind :( why tease me like this

cmon maximus couldve been a fun loser why we doing this. throw him off the prydwen I Guess

ghoul moment. i have to go to bed now

#rosey watches fallout

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dragon-hoard · 5 years ago

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had an email inquiring about one of our cats asking if she was friendly and I turn to my coworker and am like "how do I say in euphemism that this cat is a giant bitch"

#daily stuff #work stuff #humane society #jello is a giant bitch i love her so much #when shes in her cage and u try and pet her she swats cause she thinks ur gonna grab her out #when shes out she does the same thing cause she thinks youre gonna put her back in #like 🙄 cmon girl

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tiny-sassy-aggressive · 4 months ago

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9-1-1 WATCH AND REACTION

S7 ep 1-5

Abc really said in buddie we trust

AHHH ABC IN CONTROL IS LOWKEY FUNNY I LIKE THIS ENERGY

Athena DARLING OH No not the boats!

The entire bomb diffuse conversation was executed perfectly. I could rewatch watching all their faces so many times

Whenever bombs are involved buck is always gonna be beside Eddie

OPE off screen breakup with Natalia. EDDIES FACE???? Welcome back to the world of the living???? You were missed???? Cmon man

NO WAY NORMAN ANS LOLA???

Not the casual convos over putting out a car fire. Edddie?????? Asking buck to talk to Chris??????? This is the most Buddie development and we are 20 minutes into season 7

Okay the jello calming technique??

Ope okay go break my heart Chris. And buck?? AND WDDIE OUTSIDE THE DOOR

I’m actually so sad that Athena is avoiding Bobby. Unexpected development in their relationship

Ah! Seeing Shannon again!! Weird!!!

Oh damn cruise ship horror okay

Ep 2

NOT NORMAN!!!! Lola YOU CHEATED ON HIM????

Okay emotions/personal opinions aside. Hen asked point blank if he was refusing care and he said yes. Isn’t that it?? They tried! He said no! What did she do wrong?

Of course there’s a bomb

Buck promising to make the other captains life hell>>>>>>> EDDIE HITTING HIM LMAO????

If he wasn’t under the influence?? He refused care!!

Ayyyy hen and Maddie!!! I wanted more of them!!

OH BOBBY WITH FRANK??

Oh how are they getting out of this one. OH OKAY???

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd now’s it’s capsized. HUH

Ep 3

Awwww Cory!!???

EPIC BOBBY SAVE !!!!!!!! Lmao wanting Buck to see that save I’m dead.

OH NOO WESSSS I WANTED YOU TO LIVE!!!!

IS THAT TOMMY OH MY GOOOSSSSHGGHG

FOMMY AND 118 TOMMY AND 118!!!!

WHO CARES!!!!!

You know what! You go cruise doctor! You go!

Okay Tommy either goes between really funny or super blunt and I can’t keep up I DO like him though

HOW IS BOBBY GONNE SAVE TBE KID oh. Buddie!

Not the chief taking the credit gross

Cuuuuute bathena homecoming

Loved Tommy Buck and Eddie all wide smiles and joy at cap and Athena

Super cute that buck very sincerely thanked Tommy that was sweet

Ep 4

Okay. LOOK this part is gonna be a section

At first it looked like Buck wanted Tommy’s attention he was totaallllly all over Tommy. But the second I believed it less was when Eddie is telling Buck about tommy (and Buck shushing Ravi??????) Buck started ranting to Maddie about Eddie and Chris. THEN he’s working out in front of Eddie. Thar doesn’t make sense about wanting *tommys* attention. Then Tommy shows up at bucks place saying he’s not taking Eddie from him AND Chris loves buck and then tommys kissing Buck and then telling Buck to call Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CONFUSED. Like okay we made it to Buck and Tommy but the line here is so confusing

Eddie using the click line as if he’s not throwing it back in bucks face. ALSO Eddie trying to figure out how Chim got Buck to basketball when Eddie has asked soooo many times and bucks said no??? Cmon the basketball scene LITERALLY hurt me it was ouch. Um. So okay! Bucktommy here we go!

Also hi new Harry??? Glad we got to come back around to tha conversation bc it never felt fully resolved from other seasons

Maddie with the circled with a heart CLOCK HIM

OH I FORGOT. BACHELOR NATION. BEST CROSSOVER YAAAYYYYYY SO FUNNY

Also….. Tommy holding bucks chin to kiss him was really cute. That was a really cute first kiss tbh. First impressions I liked. Lemme sit with it to see if I still like it but. Okay yeah . Tommy setting the date and buck stammering all cute and stuff awwww we’ve never seen him like that before

Ep 5

I GENUINELY WATCHED THIS SVENE WITH TERRY SO MANY TIMES IVE NEEVR LAUGHED SO HARD WAYCHINF A SVENE. between buck getting choked and. Eddie. I DIED wait I’m re watching it again BUXKS FACE OG MY GOSH. EDDIES SCREAM BUXKS FAVW IM DEAD

oh that. This MIGHT have been the most uncomfortable I’ve been watching a scene. Oh I understand every point of view and oooooo. Um. Why does he call Buck Evan?? THE CLOSET COMMENT DUUUUUUUUDE. Mixed feelings about leaving Buck out there but makes sense. Tommy wants someone who knows what he wants? I get it as much as I can get it

Ope hi Mara!

Maddie taking bucks coming out so casual so cool so calm. Lmao buck is SO worried about lying to Eddie vs what happened with Tommy

MARISOL WAS A NUN NOT THE CATHOLIC CRISIS

okay im scared of Mara

Eddie babe. We can’t avoid and run away from the person we just moved in with. That’s a Buck move /lh

CAN we Talk about how Buck has an issue with his religion not having guilt. I have many feelings about that for his character

Oh Mara’s story. I figured it was sad bc kids don’t act without cause so there has to be a big chase but my gosh to find her parents dead

This buck and Eddie heart to heart SHOOT Eddie being shocked at Tommy being gay and not Buck is lowkey hilarious. “This doesn’t change a thing between us” okay but what if it does

He did NOT double back to give Buck and hug he did NOT DO THAT

Awwww MARA SPOKE

Okay OPE THE WEDDING??

#911 #911 discourse #911 abc #911 show

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