If the “Reggie shot Ben and Jenifer” thing was written better, they could have had Klaus being the only one who knew, because Ben told him and/or the brainwashing didn’t fully work because of how the drugs changed his brain, and when he’d try to talk to the others about it (before they all realized how bad their dad was and left) he’d get the brainwashed response or they’d say he’s lying or being crazy so he eventually just drops it.
Then after they find out and reunite they’d ask him “do you remember how Ben died” expecting to get the same response they had and instead he goes “yeah dad shot him why” and they’re like “… you KNEW?!” And he’s like “you didn’t?” And they’re like “no?!? Why didn’t you tell us??” And he’s like “I did, you just didn’t listen or would say I was being crazy and shouldn’t joke about that” (because of their responses when they were younger is how Viktor believed the same as the others even if he wasn’t brain washed).
Which would have kept the kind of running joke of Klaus kinda knowing relevant info despite doing side quests that happened in the other seasons (that did happen right I’m not just hallucinating it?).
Anyway someone please write a fic about this please please please please the angst potential is immeasurable
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No seriously what was this about then if none of them remembered/recognized Jennifer???
SPECIALLY sparrow Ben, you mean to tell me he obsessively drew the picture of some other random woman who also happened to be named Jennifer????
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i love that the people who were unhappiest with the ending of umbrella academy was the cast themselves
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i think rossi isn't the only one who needs mandated trauma therapy cause what the fuck jj
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Do Paul and Jen have something like a “favour” system they follow? They mentioned something like that in the latest pages. What’s it like? What sort of favours do they ask?
Yes. It all began with Paul's haircut.
Paul has trouble stepping out of their comfort zone a lot of the time, and so, Jen started using a back-scratch system to get them to do things. It worked out with Paul being a former businessman and Jen being a woman of fairness. Paul might also have a kink for being in people's debts, too, and being bossed around.
Over the years, favours have included things like cleaning the house in French Maid outfit, finding a new job, acquiring a Babe Ruth baseball card, acquiring a vintage Barbie swimsuit, smuggling contraband, helping move furniture, wearing a bunny suit, watching an anime series, "shibarionette", burlesque, fulfilling a wild west fantasy, and more.
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This is Jennifer who is a slut who loves to have sex with men
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Anyway can we agree Reggie is dumb? He needed to kill Jennifer to destroy the Durango in the umbrella timeline and his thought processes was “ah, yes, let me send my marigold children to stand in close proximity to the girl that can and will cause the end of the world if they happen to accidentally brush hands”
Reggie you are a billionaire why didn’t you hire random people to do it 😭😭😭
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quick rule of rose fanart cause i listened to the music again and my heart hurts 😭
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