#jerseynatural

[cramenjoyer]

jerseynatural azazel has such a thick manhatten accent you can't understand a word out of his fucking mouth if you're not local. he tells jake to go open the devil's gate in newark (it's in the meadowlands marsh obviously). he ends up napping on the train in the lincoln tunnel with azazel shouting at him that he said NORK YA FUCKIN MORON, NOT N'YOUK!! NOW YA GOTTA TURNA ROUND, JESUS MARY AN' JOSEPH YOU FUCKIN KIDS-- FUGEDABOUT IT. IM RESURRECTIN' THAT WINCHESTUH KID, MOTHER MARY I CAN'T DO THIS NO MORE-

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

i mapped out every state that had a "-natural" tag and this is what i learned

methodology

i did the tumblr search for [state]natural and sorted by recent.

i counted by hand how many unique users posted in the tag. this is flawed because tumblr search index sucks ass and also people might have me blocked for whatever reason

if a state ended with "N" i did two searches, ex: michiganatural vs michigannatural.

for states with two-word names i searched by name as one word, second word if it wouldn't be confusing, and state abbreviation (ex: newyorknatural, jerseynatural, wvnatural)

(i would search "jerseynatural" to find new jersey, but i wouldn't search "mexiconatural" to find new mexico. "carolinanatural" would return results for both carolinas, etc.)

this search does not use pejorative tags (ex: i have used massholenatural before. maybe you guys should learn to drive tho.)

takeaways

mean including every state without a tag: 1.65. mean excluding 0: 4.42

mode is either 0 or 1

median is either 0 or 1

i havent taken stats since high school. here are some tiny box plots

there are no posters for kansasnatural, the state where sam and dean both live and are from

people from massachusetts are annoying

anyway this was a fun way to procrastinate producing my short film 💖

[gooferdusted]

the way biggersons could just be wawa..

[artofcereal]

what if... jerseynatural lineup... dean in flip flops, sam in his jersey girl shirt, park ranger jody, the literal mafia... the whole gang 👀

get that fucking NICHE CONTENT, BABEYYY

[mybrainproblems]

Jerseynatural case: the Winchesters have to pay multiple bribes and promise many favors all in the same small town, just to find a grave that they walked by earlier in the episode

[prettyboysamwinchester]

jerseynatural sam goes away for college and starts saying taylor ham instead of pork rolls. this is a source of strife between him and dean

[purpledogdyke]

i think "all hell breaks loose" should be renamed "the end" and "dead!" in jerseynatural. also "mama" plays over azazel's death which is interesting cuz it's also the theme for the lads relationship with their grief and anger at mary's death (mary has a different theme, probably a brucie)

[angelsdean]

oh apparently the supernatural people are in my state this weekend....

[tennesseewilliamshakespeare]

Dean listening to I Wanna Get Better is something that can actually be so personal

[rex-daemoniorum]

" of course, it wasn't as easy as i made it sound.."

[chocolatecakecas]

NewJerseynatural is just Dean blasting Springsteen (Thunder Road of course) while Sam drums on the dashboard with one hand, and holds a Wawa coffee cup in the other. And Cas and Jack are in the backseat just trying to decide on one of the diners they could eat at

[cramenjoyer]

jerseynatural episode about cas trying to find the perfect mouth stim and he settles on glitter. leading to him discovering something is Wrong-- there's traces of ectoplasm on some of it. something something wacky hijinks where they split up to search the world's two biggest glitter manufacturing factories. both in new jersey.

[cowboycostume]

ok @queenofmoons, your silence on Dean being incapable of driving by Cowtown is deafening

they're on 40 because Dean refuses to pay for the turnpike, "I already have to pay to get out of the state, why the hell am I gonna pay for the privilege to drive through it?"

Sam has already refused to let him stop at three different "western" outfitters, but there isn't a power strong enough to stop Dean from seeing just what the hell is up with the giant cowboy

But once they pull into the lot the smell of all the food hits, and Sam agrees they should at very least stretch their legs for a minute. (besides Dean did humor him by stopping at two different roadside produce stands, so it IS the least he can do)

It's a summer Saturday, so not only is the flea market in full swing, but so is the Rodeo.

[gooferdusted]

jerseynatural episode where sam and dean have to burn the ruins of action park to the ground because of the insane amount of ghosts haunting the place

[getgarthed]

watching supernatural 9x16 "blade runners"

[mybrainproblems]

jerseynatural is key employees in the state government actually being a group of demons that defected from hell during the 1920s

This is why Union county is Like That.