#jesse and oryus

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: we’re out of cereal water

Kalt: excuse me… we’re out of whAT now?

Jesse: cereal water :(

Oryus: milk. he’s talking about milk

[jaecarys-jc-brooks]

Oryus: So you have twelve apples and one friend asks for six. What do you have?

Jesse:

Jesse: [tears up]

Jesse: a friend

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: we can go to the movies… if you’re allowed in

Oryus: why wouldn’t I be allowed in?

Jesse: you’re not usually allowed to bring snacks into the movies

Oryus:

Jesse: *grins*

Oryus:

Oryus: who taught you this

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I’m touch starved

Oryus: *holds Jesse’s hand*

Jesse: this is how prey gets trapped

Oryus: wha-

Jesse: *wraps his arms around Jesse like a slap bracelet*

[sageravenshire]

Kalt: Anyone have a nickname they wanna be called?

Jesse: Young boo-boo

Oryus: Nicknames are cancelled

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Oryus: that’s not poss-

Jesse: *cups Oryus’ face*

Oryus: ...

Oryus: get the fuck off me I have a reputation

[sageravenshire]

Jesse, clenching fists: fight me!

Oryus, standing behind Jesse, slowly shaking his head, bow and arrow drawn: *mouths* do not

[sageravenshire]

(3 am)

Jesse: Hey, Oryus? Are you awake?

Oryus: I am now. What do you want?

Jesse: I need to tell you something

Oryus: What is it?

Jesse: I’m gay

Oryus: I know. We’re married

Jesse: Yeah, but I realized I never really told you. I just kissed you and expected you to get it

Oryus: Well, luckily for you, I did

Jesse: Good. Just wanted to make sure. Good night, Or

Oryus: Good night, Jess

Oryus:

Oryus: Jesse?

Jesse: Yeah?

Oryus: I’m gay too

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: when you die, are you still a human being, or do you become a human been?

Oryus: go the fuck to sleep

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: *exists*

Oryus: I didn’t know earth had two suns

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: *spills juice from his nose because he was laughing too hard*

Oryus: I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Kalt: well, you don’t have to

Oryus: I’m gonna

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: Words that end in “ie” are just so cute. Cookie, cutie, sweetie-

Oryus: Die

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: Please don’t laugh at me if I misuse outdated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?

Oryus, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: I got everyone presents

Oryus: what is it?

Ashe: you got us jewelry?

Jesse: yeah, they’re mood rings so I know when anyone needs a hug

[sageravenshire]

Jesse: *sleeping*

Oryus, climbing in: move over

Jesse: wha-

Oryus, already snuggled in and closing his eyes: I got lonely shut up go to sleep

[sageravenshire]

Silas: what’s your favorite fruit?

Jesse: bananas because they don’t have any bones

Silas:

———

Silas: what’s your favorite fruit?

Oryus: Jesse

Silas:

Silas: I’m just trying to make a fucking salad