#jesus chrissstttt

[hotboxthesupra]

Lewis and Charles boutta enter a suicide pact for 25 you can bet on that 😭

[vriendenboekjes]

i need a new hobby i need to feel something i need to see a friend i need to sleep

[wifiwuxians]

tldr xue yang is my beautiful princess with a disorder but i need him hurt so so bad

[icarlyspanishsubtitles]

this idea was super random as today I just couldn’t be creative 😭 but thank you guys sm for all the support! you guys are literally insane!! also requests are open!

warnings: cursing, female pronouns, just coupled things, and fluff

late night onesie stream🧸

alex had decided that he was going to make you play such a child friendly sweet game! five nights at freddy’s. it was going to be a late night stream, so he thought it would be funny to wear onesies while watching you play it. he had an old tigger onesie he was going to wear on halloween but never did, whilst you were wearing a adorable totoro one.

you zipped the onesie all the way up, then putting the hood on. you thought it was so adorable so you smiled a little. right as you opened the door, you started wheezing at how cute he looked. alex on the other hand rolled his eyes smiling, “shut the fuck up” he says laughing. you put your hands on the sides of his face,”you look sooo cuteeee!” you admire while fixing the hood on his head. he puts his arms around your waist, “shut up only my mother tells me that”

we go to his streaming area where I pull out a chair for myself, I look over to alex who’s doing his fake sad face. I laugh a little, as he sighs. I eventually ask, ”yes alex?” he shakes his head,”I mean my lap was an option, but if you want a chair..” he pouts in a joking type matter..I think. I feel some butterflies in my stomach, shoving his shoulder lightly.

he starts his stream, immediately my ears are a little sensitive to his hellos. “HELLOO. chat, listen listen. first off the rat off the streets finally decided to join.” he mutters looking at you shaking his head with disappointment. you look into the camera putting up a thumbs up, with a forced smile. “anyways chat this was gonna be my Halloween costume didnt fucking happen, and she’s this weirdass weeb thing.” you let out a fake audible gasp, “the fuck did I do to you?” he masks his smile from your response.

“so basically,” he turns his chair towards you, “we are going or be playing this cute adorable game. it’s called five nights at freddy’s, ynow like a.. like a uhm, five night sleepover” he boasted smiling. you furrowed your eyebrows tilting your head, “are you sure?” he nodded vigorously with a huge grin on his face. he turned on the game where you see a animatronic bear with a glitchy screen. the music was eerie and you looked at quackity. “this doesn’t look like a sleepover asshole.” he puts his head out of veiw laughing. “w-what the fuck do you mean?! it’s like uh girlsgogames”

we start the game and enter a little office, I can’t help but notice the annoying fan. I turn the mouse to look around the room, “wow. this is so adorable.” I say in complete monotone. he smiles at you, “exactly, even chat thinks soo!” I leave out a shaky breathe when a phone rings in the game. I flinch a little, “jesus chrissstttt..” he covers his mouth nodding, “doing great.”when your listening to phone guy, there’s a feeling of his hand on your knee, using his thumb to calm you down as he’s suppressing any snickering. “okay so you want to check your cameras and don’t leave the doors closed for too long. cause then your battery is gonna go out.” you nod to his words and do what he’s saying.

a night passes and there is barely any trouble. on night 2 you notice the purple bunny is gone. “where did that one go?! Where the fuck did that one goo?!” he looks over at you with mocking shock, “try to find him on the cameras” you groan looking on the cameras, “stupid purple bitch stupid fucking purple b-OH SHIT!!” as you take your camwras off the purple bastard jumps at you, your breath literally leaving your body.

your hands are covering your face, as there covered by quackitys arm. he’s laughing a little, trying to wrap his arm around you. “I’m so sorry I’m so fucking sorry” he snickers trying to dismiss his practically giggling. you leave his grasp smacking his shoulder. “fucking asshole! that was not a fucking sleepover bitch!!” he scrunches his nose hutching his stomach laughing mumbling sorrys. about 30 minutes later he ends stream. you lay on your bed watching your phone, still annoyed with him.

as he was finishing raiding someone and closing out of his tabs he lays with you. he puts his arm around your waist forcing you two to be close, when he starts pressing kisses to the same spot on your cheek. you try to push him off smiling a little bit, “what are you doing?” he lets go, but still close to your face. he talks in a low raspy voice,”are you still mad?” you shrug teasingly, “mm maybe I am” he tilts his head nodding and continues kissing the same spot while you laughed and protested.

tysm for reading!! hope your day is going good!

[rotisseries]

LET THE GUY EXPLAIN JESUS CHRISSSTTTT. interesting tho! amen!

throw this guy at geto suguru see what happens

[metfell]

I JUST BEAT THE STORY OF VIOLET FUUUUUCKKK ITS SO GOOD. ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. JESUS CHRISSSTTTT

[milktea-grn]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNYGJ34J/?k=1

I feel sick 🤢🤢🤢

(it's a cute video dw)

[unfortunate-development]

hi i finished fmab a few hours ago and i still have a headache from sobbing

[sylvianritual]

LITERALLY like LITERALLY it isnt cute to add "^w^ idk what to put here" or "omg wtf is he even doing... lol" in ur captions for a video theyre not ur personal fucking react diary theyre there for people who actually fucking need them for a variety of different reasons not for u to be cute n talk abt ur fav I swear to fucking shit

[angie-the-rat-witch]

people on r/rats will upload a photo of their rat and describe the most concerning symptoms I have ever heard and how they've not correctly handled or supervised their rat and then ask what they should do. like dude if your rat is fucking seizing or can't move or breathe then TAKE THEM TO THE VET jesus chrissstttt

[toonnytotal]

jesus CHRISSSTTTT my tumblr dashboard is so dead

send ask send ask send ask send ask

[wadewilsontxt-blog]

black mirror came for everyone’s wigs. it came for the 100′s wig, it came for orange is the new black’s wig, it came for supernatural’s and pretty little liar’s and true blood’s and every other dead lesbian tv show’s wigs and snatched them all in one fell swoop. all of them at once, no mercy. lesbophobic wigs scattered everywhere like sad carcasses. like road kill. the massive wig snatching of 2016, courtesy of a british sci-fi thriller show. goddamn.

[i50b3l]

dunno why i ever even bother getting involved with people when every single time i get let down why don't i learn