#jk I do

[twenyonepilots]

HEY HEY HEY I JUST HEARD TWENTY ONE PILOTS ON TV

I DON’T BELIEVE THIS

[darksushimoon-moved]

Steven Universe: The Movie, true ending

[dynamitedragon]

I love catching up on these headcanons for rvb that I missed out on and one of my faves is that Grif is actually really strong. (One thing that supports this btw is when they’re trying to push the car out of the shade it doesn’t move an inch before Grif starts helping)

My headcanon on top of this one is that the reason he’s so strangely strong is that he has to be able to pick up his mechanical boyfriend. Like imagine how heavy those robot parts must be?? And Simmons is filled with them, so what’s a man gonna do? Not pick be able to pick up his boyfriend (for both sexy and non sexy things) I don’t think so.

[boxbusiness]

And then I realized... I don’t need sleep.

[doggoartz]

YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION NOT ME

[onemoreattempt]

If the Vackers were humans they’d play golf

[vivitalks]

so u know what happened to me today

im in nyc right and we were walking around Central Park and this guy had one of those HUGE bubble things u know like

anyway i guess he noticed i was watching him a bit bc he started walking towards me and i thought “shit he probably wants me to get out of the way” so i started walking away and then after a bit i realized he was trying to GET to me so i stopped walking and he came up to me and went “stop moving! Stop Moving!” and i was like um ok dude and theN HE PUT THE DAMN STRING AROUDN ME AND MADE A BUBBLE AROUND MY BODY I FELT LIKE A FUCKING QUEEn anyways

and then he was like “what’s your name” “Raviv” “Ravin?” (common question ugh) “RaviV” “Raviv, with a V” “Yes” “What school do you go to” “A school in Maryland, I don’t live here” “Well what’s the Name of it” “[insert school name] high school” “you better graduate”

and I was liek what? but i said “okay”

And he was all serious like “You understand?” so i was like yes

and then he looked at my sweater which was my camp sweater that said Bogrim 2015 and said “class of 2015″ and then walked away

and im class of 2019 but i didn’t correct him so

TL;DR: a bubble man came up to me told me to graduate school so i guess i have to graduate now

[buckanan]

My friend thinks i talk about gay people too much, so she like banned me from talking about gays around her. But then this happened...

Her: What are you doing?

Me: Tumblr.

Her: *Points to Harry and Louis* Are they dating?

Me: I'm not aloud to say.

Her: FINE you unbanned. Are they dating?

Me: Yes.

Her: Yeah I could tell by the way um Harry I think looks at Lewis. It's love

Me: OHMYGOD they are so in love ok lets start at the begining they went to a Script concert not knowing eachother and-

Her: You're banned again.

[sergeantwoods]

cryibg help me i cant believe i made that

AHHHHHHHJH HELP ME

[waxwingsfail]

Unless otherwise stated all characters are bi or pan sorry I don't make the rules

[an-exotic-writer]

Was supposed to sleep but EXO's teaser BIGBANG's MV tons of fics to read. Ahahahhaa i'm screwed tomorrow

[riotmlllf]

hey hey you you i wanna be your girlfriend no way no way i actually dont lol fuckin loser 

[leowitz]

Not Happening | Leo & Issac

   It was a little bit sick, yeah. Maybe. Leo found it hard to get the air in his lungs as he sat at the end of his bed, carefully relacing his shoes with the sort of attention that was rather absurd. His fingers kept slipping past the holes and he knew why. He didn't know Issac at all. Actually, he didn't even really like him. Of course it was rather nice of him to offer alcohol -- to Leo that wasn't exactly something you shared, especially after Leo had been so horrible to him. Leo was even sort of disgusted with himself as he got up and began his trek out to Issac's apartment. It was obvious his motives were a little bit thrown off, but the boy wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind.     Leo took each stair with two feet at a time, hopping down with more force than necessary. There was a lump of nerves stinging in his gut that he just couldn't shake as he finally approached the door, standing silently as if contemplating a big turn around to haul ass back home. Instead he took a deep breath and knocked like he was a storm on it's way, stepping back to readjust his clothes. He rubbed his face once for good measure with his shirt -- it was clear the boy had been crying but that would just get in the way -- and tugged at the arms of his jacket before knocking again. "C'mon.."

[threeweekoldlettuce]

yesterday i thought about nbc hannibal

today i thought about nbc hannibal

i will probably think about nbc hannibal tomorrow

[itsdaniclayton]

Even if I fail my exam tomorrow, I’ve learned The Raven by heart and I can recite it whenever I want like some nineteenth century peasant and no one is going to take that from me

[tobpdornottobpd]

*experiences predictable emotional responses to stimuli that i deliberately chose to include in my life*

“omg who could have foreseen this*