#joker loves sweets

[j0kers-light]

Okay I love the hc of J having a sweet tooth 🤭 What do you think his favorite flavor of ice cream is? I bet this man could down a whole tub in one night lmao. - 🍄

Beloved 🍄!!

I think something absolutely bizarre lol. He’ll eat anything as long as it’s sweet and the ice cream parlor loves creating new wacky flavors for him to try.

It’s kinda cute the little agreement they have. Joker gives them mad business, he doesn’t kill them— but moving on. While you stick to your fav flavor, he’s going to town on like a rhubarb, maybe a blueberry scoop or a black sesame concoction. (or my rare fav, lavender earl grey ice cream)😋

He forces you to try some however it’s an acquired taste. J just shrugs and happily eats his odd sugary treat. Your stomach is in knots and your taste buds hate you for it. In that moment you know Joker is messed up in the head 🤣

But at the day’s end you can find J on the couch with a huge tub of chocolate ice cream like the rest of us. That’s his favorite.

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

ne boli, ko me tvoj objem zakriva [x]

[vii-doodles]

Drew this mainly as part of a DTIYS on Instagram (JustKleuArt, she hit 600 followers and I love her very much)

[gasstationpopcorn]

[elegantsoulgiantfish]

[thegengarprincess]

You know why I'm here >:33

JURE MONTH IS UPON US N WERE GONNA MAKE IT *EVERYONES* PROBLEM!! >>>>>>>>>:33

🎂🐈 <————— EATING HIS BDAY CAKE EARLY CUZ HE DESERVES IT X33!!

[easyaesthetics]

Akechi would take a picture of the cakepop from evil Starbucks and post it to his foodblog, with the caption: “Effervescent ✨☺️🧁 The icing truly melts in my mouth 😍 So sweet! So delicious! 🤗 I’m definitely recommending this cakepop!” and then he’d throw it in the garbage without taking a single bite

[mitamicah]

I had a thought while waking up this morning:

What if a part of the reason that Jance had their photoshoot together was that one of them (my bet is on Nace) was the slightest bit uncomfortable with modelling so he asked Damon about taking an emotional support person with him onto the set ... And then both Jan and Nace showed up for the shoot 🥹

Disclaimer: I want to admit I am a bit behind on the essays and interpretations about the Damon Baker pictures so take what I say here with a grain of (weak) salt (also given that I dont know these guys personally so this is "just" my little fluff theory)

[thrill-seeker-vn]

your art sucks

Heh… funny you should mention sucking…!

Because… last night… crazy coincidence… 

Your mom also sucked 🤭🤭 Me, that is. She sucked me 🤭🤭🤭

[c28hunter]

I actually have pics also with Jan, Bojan nad Mark

But Nace deserved his own post 😌

[j0kers-light]

Do you think joker is the type to chill with a toothpick in his mouth? Or y/n makes him have that instead of a cigar if she’s ever not in the mood for his smoking lol

Hmm good question anon! 🤔Toothpicks can turn into a weapon so I think that’s plausible. I got carried away answering this ask lol more details below anon! 🖤✨

When Joker isn’t smoking, I personally hc him fighting the craving with sugar. Lots ands lots of sugar.

He’s probably sucking on a FunDip stick or some kind of sucker. It makes him look like a kid, but the juxtaposition of him eating candy while slicing a person’s throat is wild. I think it’s cute for Joker to have a plethora of knives and other weapons stuffed in his pockets along with his (and your) favorite candy. Let’s talk scenarios!

He digs through his pockets and you hear metal against metal, (you know what that is) and you begin to fear the worse until he offers you a jolly rancher. “Want one, Sugar?”

Or another scenario!

The rare instance Joker let you come to a hideout meeting. You’re sitting in J’s lap, absolutely shocked at the rowdy crew opposing him when he takes his sucker out of his mouth and shoves it into yours. “Hold that for me, doll.” He sets you down in his chair and skips away.

He proceeds to yell and kill some of his men while you’re left nursing his sucker. It tastes pretty good.

J knows you don’t like him smoking and his sugar addiction is just as bad. You try and find healthier alternatives to manage his cravings but he won’t budge. J wont quit smoking and he loves sugar too much. 😑😑

He boasts that his Sugar (ahem you) is a ‘healthy alternative’… so kisses from you help reduce his cravings. That or eating you ou—

I forgot it’s morning time. Can’t be a slut this early in the day 🙃

He probably has a piece of candy in his mouth right now and doesn’t want it to fall out 🤣

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

sick jan and nace checking on him [x]

[shadowtoons]

Yo, Sebastian. What are your thoughts on the other muses Toon has?

Totally making this a ship joke

[atomosphericnonsense]

In my preferred world Martha and Thomas are not only queer, in a queer platonic relationship wherein they love each other, plan their lives together, intend to work together, have children together, and live together, while also each having partners (Alfred is Thomas’s boyfriend, Leslie is Martha’s) but are also strange. They love helping people, they believe fundamentally that the point of their wealth is to use it to help Gotham and its peoples in every way they can. But Thomas is mainly a doctor because he likes organs and Martha approaches Gotham high society like it’s a fascinating hamster in her maze. They are kind, calculating, brutal people and Bruce was always going to grow up to be Batman because his parents were just like that, and therefore he was inevitably just like that

[stealthywing]

"Love you"

[radioactive-cloud]

nace's so boyfriend here i'm gonna cry