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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months

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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #elle woods #That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline.#The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here.#The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator.#The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible...#Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing-#-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic!#the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved.#A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it #Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu.#I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.

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piosplayhouse · 11 months

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The way people recommend TGCF as an alternative to shows like Heartstopper or Love Simon is so funny to me. That's like if I told you I wanted to watch a movie with a het relationship in it and my favorite movie is Pretty In Pink and then you told me I should go watch LOTR

#i posted this same joke twice on my twitter priv but its still good so here we go public ‼️‼️#i actually had to struggle to think of any het romance movies off the top of my head so i had to look them up and the only one #i had watched and remembered the plot of was pretty in pink 😭😭#which lotr character do you guys think ducky would be #im thinking both merry and pippin #tgcf

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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Perhaps even,,, pink LaughingStock,,,,? 👀👀👀

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#in my mind they're barely even dancing theyre basically just Standing There #both cause every time they try to actually dance howdy trips the both of them #hes got too many legs for such close proximity action...#also they get too caught up in Talking methinks #theyre just standing in the middle of the dance floor chatting away. cracking jokes. being Soft.#or rather barnaby keeps being Funny bc howdy keeps laughing and its really cute and he cant stop bc then howdy would stop-#ohhhhhhghhhh im unwell Im Unwell #scribble garnish #laughingstock #welcome home #howdy x barnaby #barnaby x howdy #it took so many sketches and several hours to get to this #and its the simplest fucking slow dance pose ever lmfao #i couldnt make anything else work!!!#and i even cropped this bc the full was Not Great #i wanted them to be like.... visibly going in opposite directions?? like turning in a circle yk yk #i need to practice more #THIS GOT SO OUT OF HAND IMMEDIATELY THOUGH #i saw 'pink laughingstock' and blacked out #i instantly resigned myself to fully lining and coloring #didnt shade tho! held back on that thank fuck!!!#kept periodically making dying animal noises while sketching #the serotonin they bring me is too much. i cant handle it #who will win: my brain's chemical imbalance or Two Gay Puppets #hint: not the imbalance #anyway im gonna go stare at a wall and feel Choked Up from the emotions i have over them

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sonknuxadow · 1 year

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this came to me in a vision

#this friend group is so real. To Me #also yes i only made shadow be the one to buy the tickets to make a joke about him being short what about it #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #e 123 omega #amy rose #cream the rabbit #can i tag this as team dark if there are other characters in the group in this picture #my art #also the barbie logo on omega is supposed to be a sticker or magent or soemthing in case thats nto obvious #because everyone else got dressed up in pink and omega did not want to be left out

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avephelis · 1 year

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the reason nobody in rise is pink is because donnie and raph would fight over it too much real and canon

#''but sunita'' shut your mouth shut up let me make jokes #anyway you cannot tell me raph and donnie dont fight over the colour pink like they literally do it's canon #rottmnt #brains and brawn

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ghost-qwq · 4 months

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I finished the epilogue for the first time yesterday :]

#Epilogue doodles plus Kieran because I lobe him #Epilogue John get's to wear that pink shirt because I was allowed to dress him up... and I like it #Can we tell John is my favorite? I hope he drowns <33 #my silly sona/mascot guy again... i didn't name him yet <3 #ft a real picture of the back of my laptop lmao #tw kys joke #origins drawing... again #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #john marston #kieran duffy #jack marston #rufus rdr2 #abigail roberts #abigail marston #charles smith

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daily-hanamura · 1 year

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#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #lmao i WISH i could make this up but even this shortened scene was exactly that #naoto and rise show up during the summer and yosuke's first comment to them isnt even hi its hey wheres yu #YOSUKE LISTEN BUDDY YOU ARE SO HEAD OVER THE HEELS LOVESTRUCK ALL YOUR EYES SEE IS YU #and thats so cute actually #also wait im sorry but i just realised yu is wearing a v neck tee in the summer scenes #as in yosuke's iconic tee shirt?? IS HE WEARING YOSUKE'S SHIRT?? DID HE TAKE ONE OF YOSUKE'S SHIRTS WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT BACK HOME???#GUYS IM GOING INSANE #something something haha they look like theyre in couple's clothing except im not even sure its a joke #the sameish tone of pale pink and baby blue the vertical vs horizontal stripes like omfg i swear #i cant make this shit up yall im either so far down the delulu hole or #i actually opened up this game to grab another screen shot but i got distracted by this extra chapter that ive missed #also yosuke's hair here is cropped shorter than usual and he looks so cute and his neck looks so bare without the headphones wait yosuke #are you showing off your neck to someone somehow-#/is shot #wait this is ALSO one of those few times we get to see yu's neck so prominently hes always wearing high collars otherwise #the lgtv alarms are going off

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chipped-chimera · 6 months

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Gotta say nothing shows the level of americanisation of media/internet than with this eclipse. Last year state in Australia (Western Australia) had complete totality of an eclipse in a dinky little town up north. It was inundated with tourists from around Australia and the world - we even had NASA scientists fly in for study.

I'm based in the only city of our hugeass state (Perth) and while we didn't get totality it was probably the most significant eclipse I've seen in recent memory. It was present in shadows, and there was a significant temperature drop during the experience.

Internationally? News probably didn't make a blip.

Meanwhile I'm sitting in my office overhearing the BBC on the tv (so british news) talking about an American solar eclipse like it's more significant? 🤷‍♀️

Anyway here's some of my pics of our eclipse last year: we had 72% coverage where I was, managed to catch some of the crescent shadows beneath our paperbark tree (I thank tumblr for bestowing this knowledge years ago).

#kerytalk #science #I guess it's science #it was fun watching the broadcast because the reporter just lost train of thought at totality and you can hear people cheering #and screaming #just gleeful humanity #also Pink Floyd went up there in the lead up and did a concert so that's pretty fucking BALLER #for my state that's apparently 'offbrand texas'#idk what texas is like but if jack shit happens there and all the bands miss you - uh yeah that's us #jokes about WA splitting off from the rest of Australia are so strong they made it into fucking cyberpunk 2077 lore I shit you not

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princncess · 13 days

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hdg is the forcemasc of petplay ok this one doesn’t even make sense why do you make me say these things [loud bang, muffled voice] okokokok i’m sorry i’m sorry i’ll keep reading the cards-

#[voice from in the background] “i mean she’s kinda right it’s more like the forcemasc of noncon”#[another one] “yeah forcemasc does have that pink text flavor but like for boys but hdg does actually align closely with petplay”#“maybe we should give her more creative control over the jokes”#[another] “yeah but hdg is also extremely noncon right?”#[the first] “well we’re talking about fanon not source material plus the boss read like 13 chapters of one hdg fic and got bored”#“so that’s what we have to go off of. not like we can get too extensive with tha- hey she’s not reading DID I SAY YOU COULD STOP BITCH???”#“i’m sorry i’m sorry!” [drops the card out of her shaky hands and fumblingly picks it back up]#[sniffling] “h-hey girls when cisfems start calling themselves ES dolls what are we gonna move to?” [quiet] “can i please have some food?”

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starflungwaddledee · 10 months

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#sorry i could NOT get this out of my head when i read this ask. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen #just witnessed everybody saying that starstruck was sooo cute and soo precious in her big pink bow with her stupid little round cheeks #and ran begging into my inbox like PLEASE beat her the FUCK UP. okay!! absolutely!! as you wish it etc #i would never have actually done something this self indulgent without the prompt tbh but #joke's on you because the only characters i like throwing in the blender more than my faves are my sonas :)#you'll notice i only screenshotted it & this is not an answer to the actual ask. don't worry! it'll arrive some day #(this is jokeish in tone but i am genuinely delighted by this ask! never thought anyone would enjoy seeing stuff like that with my oc)#(always feel free to send me starstuck requests tbh!! even angst lmao. maybe i should throw her at galacta knight and see what happens)#(i think he'd just eat her whole in two bites like a strawberry cupcake ngl)

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mutedeclipse · 1 year

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They go on fashion hauls together and slay.

I dont think ive drawn black dressing fem in a while he slays so fucking hard.

#mutedeclipse #digital art #bomberman #black bomber #pink bomber #this is not ship art OBVIOUSLY lmao if anyone makes any jokes about it its on sight.#←tag added for insurance purposes. i KNOW some motherfuckers think theyre funny.#and im paranoid.#but like i think pink is an awesome wingman for black. she knows whats up

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peaches2217 · 3 months

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ew what that anon said was really yucky wtf, I do have a mareach question if this cheers you up

If Peach and Mario do have a kid, what would the name be if it's a boy or if it's a girl?

I’m glad I’m not the only one weirded out by it, like 😭😭😭

Admittedly I’m… not the greatest with names. I’ve written how many stories about them being parents? and still haven’t actually elaborated on my fankid, much less what her name is, because she has a name and a reasoning behind it, but it’s Very Cringy.

But! The predominant two name themes I see in other’s fankids is 1.) traditional Italian names and 2.) fruit names (and sometimes the two mixed together), and I really like both of those 🥹 I think either one is really cute, and a fun continuation of either parent’s name theme!

#peaches has opinions #mareach #hhhhhhhhh #this is the part where I finally suck it up and say it #cocoa. my mareach firstborn’s name is cocoa #because 1.) it’s a fruit so it fits with the fruit theme #2.) in my fics mario nicknames their daughter ‘albicoccetta’ (little apricot) and the non-diminutive form of that is ‘albicocca’#so in that way it also serves as a play on an italian-themed name #and 3.) peach craves anything and everything chocolate her whole pregnancy when normally she’s not a huge fan #so the name is also an in-joke between her and mario #and! and and and!#4.) peach’s mother named her peach because when she was born she was swaddled in a big pink blanket and had a little green hat #so she looked like. well.#and when cocoa is born she’s chubby and she has a full head of dark brown hair and peach notes that she looks like a little cocoa bean #making the name a posthumous inside joke with her departed mother as well #*deep dramatic inhale*#so! I told y’all it was cringe 😅#fankid hell #daddy marioposting

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novartwoast · 8 months

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humanized the funky axolotl

#kinitopet #novart #my art #my fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #also art style experimentation whaaaa no way #also funny story. the kinito we split off does look like how they look in-game but this is based on the human form they took!#aka they stole the look of one of our nicest alters and pink-ified it #also yes the shadow on the bg was intended to be opposite to the shading on their body because its supposed to be uncanny/off-#-definitely not because i made a mistake or anything #...thats a joke i messed up. ah well looks alright to me so :'3

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heavywoolcoat · 11 months

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awtysm-cryptid · 6 months

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No matter the au, no matter whether or not it's both ways, no matter if it's canon or not

I believe in every One Piece universe that Doflamingo has an big fat crush on Crocodile

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noahtally-famous · 4 months

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music duo ella and beardo! ella sings/does the vocals, beardo beat-boxes the tune/music and/or creates synth pop stuff with his dj equipment

topher hypes them up by mentioning them in like every video on his vlog and/or social media he has

#he spam posts their newest videos saying “LOOK AT THIS!!!” “REAL MUSIC!!” and shit #hashtags them whenever they drop a vid or even when he's just randomly listening to their music. doesn't matter that doesn't stop him #him in his vlog: “sooo im out here listening to this banger by pink ruffles boombox!! if you guys arent then why are you even alive?!”#that was the first bandname i could think of and it’s corny and funny but corny enough that it fits #and ppl keep getting them to change and it turns into a running gag whenever the bandname is mentioned #like “goddammit that's STILL your bandname? i thought you changed it...to what? black veil brides?”#“you do know thats an actual band right?” “i KNOW that scarlett its called JOKING”#(in my tdpi chatfic this is def mentioned fhkjfh bc i literally thought of all this while thinking up possible ideas for it)#total drama #tdpi #total drama pahkitew island #td ella #td beardo #td topher #noahtally-famous #kit stuff

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