#joltik-man

[pink-wooloo]

Hey there! If you're still taking requests, may I suggest a prompt? Gordie and Champion! Reader who are always at eachother's throats till Gordie pulls a "You want me so bad it makes you look stupid". Champion! Reader definitely has a crush on him but sees him as a rival, so doesn't know how to express it.

A lot of people like Gordie around here! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Rivals to lovers || Gordie x Champion! reader

"Sandshrew, Earthquake!" You demanded your pokemon to follow. It obeyed your request, making the floor around Gordie's shuckle shatter and break. After this move, unfortunately for the Rock gym leader, his shuckle fainted, making you the winner once more. Your opponent clenched his fists and looked down before glaring back at you.

“Are you gonna cry?” You teased making this tear-wiping motion with your hands. He scoffed and crossed his arms, his brows furrowed as he heard you mocking him. It’s not that you did this out of nowhere, as Gordie has a liking to taunting you.

“Me? Cry? You wish!” He laughed dissing what you were saying, even though you knew it affected him because everyone knows he’s a sore loser. He gets mad and distances himself from others when he doesn’t earn the victory. You rolled your eyes and chuckled at the childish response Gordie gave you.

“Dude, everyone knows you’re the sorest loser ever! Just go cry to your mummy like you always do!” You chirped at him. He clenched his teeth, he hates when people call him a sore loser. Just because he’s not a huge fan of failing that doesn’t mean that he’s a ‘sore loser’. Of course, you knew very well that this bothered him, but did you care? No. At least you wanted to pretend you didn’t.

“I’m no sore loser! You’re the only weirdo who thinks that” He blustered at you, that being the only ‘insult’ he could come up with. He’s not that much of a quick thinker when it comes to insulting someone, and you always took advantage of this. You found it so funny when you teased him and he would just respond the same way a first-grader would.

“Am I? How about every other person that has fought against you and won?” You chuckled and put your hands on your hips trying to look more intimidating. 

“Gosh just shut up! You’re making these things up because I live in your head rent-free! You’re just in love with me or something” He roared at you. After hearing this, a pink tint spread across your cheeks. You were so enraged about what he said because it’s totally true, he does live in your head rent-free, you do notice these small things he does when he loses because he's the only one you look at every chance you get, you can’t help but notice all the small frowns and smirks, the clenching of fists, how he stomps his feet, and much more. It seemed like you were the only one who noticed.

“Me? In love with you?!” You sneered at his comment, trying to make him think that you are far from being in love with him when you’re clearly not. 

 “Baby you wish, but sadly you’re just out of my league” You added, mocking Gordie, but he didn’t seem too bothered by the comment, he actually began laughing which just frustrated you. Every opportunity he got he was going to be a total dickhead to you, and whenever you returned the attitude he would just laugh at you.

“I’m the one out of your league? I’m the Rock-type gym leader” You rolled your eyes at how full of himself he was. You looked back at him and smirked at the comment.

“Oh, my apologies! I forgot being a gym leader is more important than being the champion of the whole. Fucking. Region” You laughed at him. Gordie slowly approached you, his hands on his pockets and the look in his eyes was a look you don’t see very often. When he was close to you, he decided that’s not enough. His face got dangerously close to yours, both of your noses almost rubbing against each other.

“W-What are you doing?” You asked, your voice had gotten significantly softer than before, and your eyes sparkled at the sight of Gordie’s lips right next to yours. He chuckled before moving away and looking at you dead in the eyes.

“That’s all I needed to know” He purred, crossing his arms and waiting for a response from you… Was he kidding? Did he just do that? He just gave you a small spark of hope that, he might kiss you, to then pull away?!

“Dude was that?! Did you really need to do that?!” You complained, your cheeks lighting up. You weren’t mad at the fact that he got too close to you, you were mad at the fact that he just did it to get a reaction out of you… that was a shitty thing to do. To be honest, you knew that you probably were blowing it out of proportion, but you couldn’t help but be sad at how hopeful you got. You really thought that he was about to kiss you. 

"You want me so bad it makes you look stupid" He laughed still not taking his eyes off you. That was enough, you took a long breath before responding. You were trying to think of a way to mock him, but you decided you were not going to do that this time. Maybe doubling down would be the better idea now. You took his glasses off, so you made sure he was really looking at you.

“You know what? Yes. I do want you. I want you so bad I hate myself… I pretend I hate you just to make myself believe I do even though I know I don’t. I feel everything but hatred towards you… and honestly, I don’t know why. So now that you got what you wanted, go fuck yourself” You said looking at him while you said it. And you got what you were wishing for. It definitely caught him off guard. You turned around and just left. You really hoped that he would ask you to stop or something but that never happened. And you wanted to pretend like you didn’t care. 

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You got to the small flat you owned, went to your fridge, got some ice cream, and laid in your sofa while watching tv. You really felt like you had just gotten rejected, and maybe you did. Honestly, you didn’t stay long enough to see his reaction after you confessed.

 It was around 10:00 pm and you were still laying on your sofa while you watched Joltik-man. You really loved Marvel and you thought peter parker was kinda hot. You were really immersed in the movie when suddenly someone knocked on the door. You thought it was the Flying taxi with the food you ordered. When you opened the door you found no other than Gordie standing there. You immediately changed your expression to a frown.

“What do you want, Gordie?” You asked, you just didn’t have the energy to ask nicely to be honest. Without any warning, he put his hands on your cheeks and just kissed you. Standing there, you just kissed back. When he pulled away, you frowned realizing what just happened, and pushed him away.

“Wow Gordie, you officially took your jokes too far,” You said and then tried to close the door but he put his foot in between the door and the doorframe so you couldn’t close it.

“Y/N I like you! How come you don’t get it?!” He exclaimed getting frustrated. You opened the door after hearing this. You were a little skeptical at first but then gave in, to be honest, you were just glad that he liked you back, you couldn’t have handled him coming to your house just to reject you.

“You really do?”

“Of course I do! You’re the only one who hasn’t realized yet”

A/N: Please tell me y'all got the Joltik-man joke (╥﹏╥)

[nartothelar]

emotional support joltik

- conductor has been with emmet since the beginning; emmet couldn’t be more grateful for him sticking by throughout his travels

- emmet still travels but he always finds himself back in nimbasa sooner or later

- emmet stays in the same apartment he was in when ingo was here

[keksflunsch]

The future submas bosses gonna do the famous Stamp Ralleye themselves for fun!

[proxycrit]

Salvaging the Ship of Theseus au stuff (tldr: emmet gets eebied to hisui, ingo tries to quit wardenship, Elesa makes deals with demon gods).

Nothing’s finalized and the plot’s still under construction, but this marching doodle of them makes me chuckle

Look at them go!

[choochooboss]

Descending into the shaft. Emmet & Galvantula are out to find the culprit(s) behind the power outage at the subway station!

[mepomepo]

Perhaps too many baby bugs

[dietranch]

i was bitten by a radioactive joltik

[drempen]

Spidey and his small squadron of joltiks

[krakengoggles]

Slime Rancher Emmet with Freight the Chandelure, Monorail the Eelektross, Vinegar the Joltik and Fero the Tabby Slime. All getting ready to farm some Slimes.

Emmets outfit is based on his Rancher uniform in my fic: Subway Master to Slime Rancher. This includes the Portal 2 boots.

This is my first time drawing with a drawing tablet, this took way too long to draw.

[tokensofmyconfections]

The tiny lad! :D

[fronomeeps]

Hi! I just wanted to say I really enjoy your fanart, and I actually just finished a fanfiction that was heavily inspired by your Reshiram Emmet concept. I hope you have a nice day!

AOUHHHHHH I READ THE FIC ITS LOVELY AND CUTE AOUHHHGGGGGGGG,,,, im honored you were inspired by my reshiremmet!!!!!!

i hope its alright to drop a link to it, its really wonderful!!!

[nartothelar]

commission for helene: old emmet and his joltik vs a rude challenger

- conductor had been with emmet for a verrrry long time

- conductor’s level is actually very high (lv. 71); he just never wanted to evolve

- emmet takes every battle seriously, no matter the challenger

[thatonesubwaypenguin]

So, a while back, I was looking for a song to vibe to while cleaning my room, when I typed too fast and ended up with this:

I got an Emmet typo! I couldn't help but laugh after realizing that!

This then made me imagine Emmet vibing and singing with his Joltiks, which inspired this:

Come to think of it, Joltik's eyes do kinda look like blueberries, so they literally have blueberry eyes!

Bonus:

Blueberry Emmet time!!!!

(Side note: Blueberry Eyes is the name of a song by MAX ft. Suga).

[poke-professor-in-training]

that awesome poggers moment when u run into a nest of voltorbs during a walk in the woods

[zhukzubast]

the cutest cave infestation

[saitama-vs]

Can Joltik from Pokémon Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules