#jomes

[rechnermensch]

Someone refilled the Cheerios container . Huge news for the toddler community.

[beefymeatmen]

Jome

[crunchie-morris]

Thinking about the straight people I know going to see the GUTS tour this week who won’t be able to appreciate Chappell Roan like I do

[rubydubsnuby]

Does anyone know what the joke was ab Pim turning green. It must be a joke to something LMAO BUT WHAT IS IT

[cheesebrackers]

Dating Optimus Prime headcanons (Optimus Prime x fem reader)

• he leaves you for a man

[stiffyck]

Hotguy aus where he's a college student is boring make him 40 and give him a full time job

[wellhalesbells]

writing patterns

Tagged by @rosieposiepuddingnpie! Thank you, beetlebug!

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

How to Get Married without a Single Date | Meg 2 | Jiuming/Jonas | 5.2k

The quake of a rough pocket of air is probably all that could’ve gotten Jonas to open his eyes after the day he’s had.

2. Odyssey of Memory | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 1.8k

The quip comes back to him as Derek steps out onto the porch, held together by wood glue and a collapsing, sliding sort of faith.

3. A Fine Foray into Fashionable Fellatio | Harry Potter | Ron/Draco | 31.6k

Shouts burst from an open door across the street.

4. He Speaks in Petals | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 4.7k

Light falls in soft swathes through the grimy, open windows of Derek’s loft, the scent of cold air mingling with stale coffee.

5. Reciprocal Determinism | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 4.2k

“We’re going to have to decide what to do,” Scott says, throaty, uncomfortable with what he’s potentially co-signing.

6. Sinking and Surfacing | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 9.5k

Derek scrapes a knuckle against the bristle on his jaw and waits out the light.

7. Anchor's Away | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 2.5k

The blood sticks.

8. Hibernation Station | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 72.9k

Stiles meets his future husband on a rather unspectacular Wednesday.

9. Sevens and Eights | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 10k

Stiles has a bandage slung under his chin like a disembodied helmet strap when Derek first meets him.

10. Stopgap | Teen Wolf | Stiles/Derek | 6k

The heavy rain from earlier in the afternoon has transformed the unspoiled banks of snow into an unappealing slush of gray and gravel, and left the sky unhelpfully darker than the hour would suggest.

tagging: @andavs, @kikiroo, @wolfspurr, @piratefalls and anyone else who wants to!

[urgrossdaughter]

Id let this man fucking RUIN me in like 2 years after i know i can fully fully trust him🧍🏽‍♀️

[ruvi-muffin]

[bellatheinkdemon]

Made another sprite for a Cookie from the Witch's Castle art book

Damn, didn't know Shadow Milk had a long lost sibling/j

(If you want to, you are absolutely allowed to use the sprite for Comic Studio or such, all that I ask is that you please credit me!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Damn only 68-66 million years ago? Anyklosaurus should. Have been using their club.

they would have probably parried that fucking meteor

[duranduratulsa]

On the turntable today...

Zenyatta Mondatta by The Police (1980)

Great Movie Themes by Pickwick Orchestra & Singers (1974)

Thunderbolt Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by John Barry (1965)

#thepolice #zenyattamondatta #greatmoviethemes #Pickwick #pickwickorchestra #pickwickrecords #JohnBarry #Thunderball #jamesbond #007 #agent007 #60s #70s #80s #records #album #LP #vinyl #vinylrecords

[mango-parfait]

Colleagues in the Guam office calling me the 'pretty one' when they can't pronounce my name making me feel like

[mysicklove]

shakes you like you’re a salad i just put dressing on

thank u, but u have given me shaken baby syndrome :/

[uredrunk]

when will i look like my age? i look 15 (OR LESS) and its so disgusting. i wanna feel hot and sexy

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Sometimes being disabled means being in the beginning stages of a flare up and raking the lawn anyways because somehow you are the most abled in the house. Despite everyone else being abled