#jonnysims

[bignickrgxa2]

Things to remember about Magnus Protocol:

1. It's in a parallel universe. In which, the events that took place during the story of The Magnus Archives podcast, never happened. Due to the fire taking place circa 2000 (I believe it was stated as 1999)

2. Any statements that were given or events that took place prior to the fire? Head cannon what you want at this point. We're two episodes in. Nothing means anything yet.

3. Clearly Jonny and Alex are playing some form of "character". Would it make "sense" if somehow they are are Jon and Martin? Possibly. Probably. Or are they just a way to keep the primary storytellers from the original series in the new show, in a way that doesn't murder "established canon". Either way, Nester or Chorris ship fans stand up!

4. The entities? Avatars? Artifacts? Rituals? Anything? They might not even remotely apply here. I believe both Alex and Jonny have said that you don't need to have prior knowledge of The Magnus Archives to enjoy Protocol. Will it help? Fucking maybe? Or not?

5. It is a podcast.

[saturn-garden]

all the slang in the new tmp episode just makes me think jonny heard us making fun of him for "L-O-L" in MAG 1 and said "oh these motherfuckers think they're funny"

[pond0118]

i wanna see an episode of epic rap battles of history: shakespeare vs jonathan sims

[hell0jon]

Alexander “Jonnysims” Newall

[vanillawhims]

@evrinlasting Welt cc list 🫶🏾

Hair - Kenneth hair by Jonnysims

Skin details - South Skin by NSW

Eyes - NSW I believe it's eye preset #4

Glasses - base game

Lips - love me or leave me lip by Pralinesims in the E-Boy collection (n220)

[femmefaggot]

tryin 2 explain anything 2 madison like ok have you heard of jacob geller have you heard of slay the princess have you heard of the magnus archives and we get an unfortunate Yes on tma so that has to be the point of entry for explaining that jonnysims voice is fucking haunting us

[sheepparalysis]

AYO??? JONNYSIMS GETTIN FREAKY WITH IT??? (I have not yet listened to the episode please wait like 30 minutes before slamming me for how inevitably fucked this comment is in context)

[sassy-pistachy]

The Door Opens

I finished TMA for the first time less than a week ago... I still haven’t recovered. I doubt I ever will. This is my life now. If I were famous, this is what my Wikipedia’s “Life” section would look like: 

1.0 Early Life

1.1 Life Pre-Magnus 

1.2 Life Post-Magnus

1.3 Coping and Death

Pray for me

[burritoboyyy]

I love Jon sims sm📼💚👁

[snorting-ramen-dust]

here’s some more tma art for the ravenous pit. go, fetch!

[ivorylambs]

(SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES)

I keep wondering what Elias / Jonah is gonna be like when they storm The Panopticon. Is he just gonna be the same old Bitchard reveling in his newfound “immortality”, like the Big Bad Boss in video games?

Why do I feel like Jonny is gonna whip a 180 on us and portray him as some sniveling pathetic creature. Maybe he’s stuck to his throne, eyes wide open as he’s forced to watch EVERYTHING and his human mind is crumbling with the massive amount of knowledge swarming his brain.

Or will Jon duke it out knight-style and pull that empathy-laser beam on Elias like he did to Not!Sasha? And Elias dies or goes insane from experiencing the sheer pain he has caused?

Jon and Martin burn down the Archives, causing The Eye to be forcefully ejected from this world, and thus all the other Entities?? But will they burn too pls no—

WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

i’m not sure when it was jonnysims was informed he was up to 6969 tweets and said that he’d have to delete something every time he tweeted in order to keep it up, but i’m pretty sure that it was not recent. i need everyone to know that he’s made good on that.

as of sunday, june 14th, 2020, jonnysims has maintained an equilibrium of 6969 tweets.

[nbmudkip]

hm. apparently you are mutuals with my sister (who’s impiwimp on here). i was reading out your posts to her and she went “wait that’s one of my mutuals” and im like. how

HELP THATSSO FUNNY SFSHGEJEHRJRJB

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

i’m cracking the FUCK up literally 40. 40 of the songs on my spotify unwrapped are all from the same jon sims playlist. which is a playlist that has 52 songs total. G O D that’s nearly HALF OF MY TOP SONGS

[lepidopterium]

MAG......MAG 186.....

[churchyardgrim]

[image desc: three photos of an olive drab jacket with handsewn patches. on the left arm is a black canvas patch featuring a deaths head moth, and an embroidered patch of the death tarot card featuring mothman. on the right breast is a patch with a howling wolf and the phrase “swearwolves for life”. on the right sleeve is a sigil patch with the phrase “every breath is vengeance”, and a coffin-shaped patch with three beetles. /end i.d.]

kittensforbrowncoats replied to your post “gotta love how I spent two weeks sewing patches onto my favorite...”

show us here! Sneak peek your fall fashion look :) it was 84 today and muggy and I do not like it

hghdf it’s gonna be 80+ here for the next ten days im dying

but thank u for the interest! I love yall but not enough to put on pants so have the patches on their lonesome lmao. idk if I’m gonna add more to it, I have a few more patches that make good candidates but I’m not sold on where to put them yet, and I don’t have anything near big enough for the back so it’s blank for now.

the plaid isn’t part of the jacket it’s just a buttonup thats a lil to big to wear on its own so I layer it with the jacket for insulation and also gayness hghdfg