#eliasbouchard

[viperos-art]

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

Text prompt by @ametisztpatkany ^^

[kiriiartworks]

elias bouchard.

[lollyloopsart]

"you'll get used to it here, in the world that we have made."

[flailingangel]

Chester and norris

Augustus

⚠️Spoilers in tags

[amanece-parabellum]

JON: You know, all things considered...

ELIAS: Hold up. Did you really consider all things?

JON: 🔥👁️🔥👁️🔥👁️ Y E S 🔥👁️🔥👁️🔥👁️

[lomion-cos]

Who is hyped for The Magnus Protocol?

here are some pictures from FBM of the small spontaneous LonelyEyes shoot we had.

PeterLukas : kcllcrkind @ twt

EliasBouchard : @lomion-cos

edit: @lomion-cos

photo: lonelyluddy @ insta

location: Frankfurter Buchmesse

[kazoohu]

I've made an entire doc about my tma x high school x Minecraft server au and I might actually fully make it a fanfic

[sluttyarchivist]

currently working on making a Jonathan sims wig for his cosplay

we stay winning

will post results when she’s done <3

and Martin will be next!!

[daxite]

Hi, could I use that art of Joshua you made as a personal bookmark?

oh yeah sure go for it!

[delusion-incarnate1369]

Stinky wet cat man

[jonahmagnus]

From: jonathansims@gmail.com

Subject line: HELPME

Dear Mr Bouchard,

I am writing to you today to inform you that I, once again, got beat up by a supernatural entity. Do you have ANY advice at all to stop this from happening in the future?

Well Wishes,

JON SIMS

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REPLY: TO jonathansims@gmail.com FROM: eliasbouchard@icloud.com

Subject line: blank

Dear Mr Sims,

You should be at the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Kindest regards,

Elias Bouchard

[viperos-art]

Elias Bouchard on his 7th divorce with the same man

[daily-tma]

I’d like to send in some of my own art, as well as a request: Michaelsoft XP

(TMA sideblog is @eliasboucharde)

Regrettably, asker, neither me nor Mod Forest had any idea what you were asking. Mod Forest suggested you were asking for extinction Michael but I ended up just drawing this

Daily Michael Distortion 27 - He’s just there. He’s everywhere actually

Thank you for the art by the way - your Michael is very squiggle

[caffeine-high]

KIAN KUSHIM?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING KIAN GOD DAMN FOOL BODY STEALING DUST EATING OLD ASS BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CARRIER OF THE WHORE RELIC BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING KIAN

THINKS HE KNOWS ALL YET FUCKING LOST TO PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T EVEN OPEN A FUCKING DOOR

KIAN “YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE AWESOMENESS OF MY PLAN” KIAN FUCKING 4000 YEARS OLD YET NEVER LEARNED EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE GIVING 13 YEAR OLD YELLING AT VIDEO GAMES CHIQUE

SPENT 4000 YEARS BEFORE BEING ABLE TO DO RITUALS, LOOSES THEM IMMEDIATELY TO A GIRL WHO ONLY TRANSCENDED FOR THE FIRST TIME A DAY PRIOR

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT KAIN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP RITUALS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME

if i could go to tenebris and explore the unexplored, but the other side said kian was waiting inside i would piss on the other side’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back to reality, i would make a thiago and cesar special and kick that door so hard it gives me damage to close it

if i had to deal with taking kian seriously for one moment of my fucking life not only will i close the tab i will delete every bookmark and generated subtitle out of fucking spite have to watch all of desconjuração again and spend half my life in the manor for the experience of being able to then skip over the parts where kian is mentioned 

yes he has a fucked up backstory to explain how he is, but it does not explain just how much of a fucking child he is wheeeh wheeh you were mean to me so now i have to kill you and keep beating your dead body while shouting about how superiour i am SHUT THE FUCK UP 

if the mask they put him is does not include a fucking gag i will go all eliasbouchard on him

paypal.com/FuckingHateKianKushim every cent goes towards getting merch shipped to places it currently is not

the story should not even be about him, taking 4000 years just to get marked and get noticed by senpai then to looses all of that within a fucking year

mr i am the first occultist mr i know all, mr planned for this his whole 4000 year life and managed to so catastrophically fuck up that within a year it is undone

man’s never heard of the sunk cost fallacy, oh i've already killed thousands upon thousands upon thousands of people truly i cannot stop now FUCKER you can quit at any time ya know best time was 4000 years ago next best time was after the first life you took next next best time after the  second, but truly, the (next*x^n)th best time is right fucking now

handpicked an elite team of marked and they could not even stop hating each other enough to work together and despite that they still worked with YOUR enemies to lock you up

disconjuration? well discon-tinue your fucking story mate 

i fucking hope we know the exact date of your imprisonments because im going to set a reminder in my phone and every year i will see it and i will laugh at this fucker who at the height of his power could not even keep himself composed enough to not sound like a fucking preteen who needs a nap

[peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew]

Giving Arthur a mustache and telling people he's all scraggly has EliasBouchard-ed every single fanart of him I've seen since, make those damn eyes green and they're one and the same

[russellwynn]

idea @eliasbouchard