#jordan and declan are married

[lots-of-fandoms-ps-help-me]

finished greywaren.

[squash1]

good things come in threes :’)

[call down the hawk / mister impossible / greywaren]

[trchyperfixation]

Adam, who Ronan has been dragging to church with him: what do you mean God hates gay people? He had a whole-ass story about how he hated how straight everybody was so he drowned them, put up the gay flag in the sky, and promised never to make straight people again, like that story is considered such a big deal cause that was the story of the biggest promise God ever made to humanity

Delcan: I don't think you read the Noah's Ark story right

[romanken]

I cant read greywaren cuz 1. Its bad and 2. this blog would become a Get Declan Pregnant advocacy account

[parcai]

spits + dies + throws up niall lynch will never meet jordan hennessy (who would've whupped his ass into shape SO fast)

[rotzaprachim]

WHY weren’t the aunties at the wedding? 

[toolazytodecide]

I finally got around to watching Bridgerton and my God Anthony and Kate are so goddamn Jordan/Declan coded

[capricorndeclan]

jordan hennessy and declan lynch // dreaming of you

[emmi-hayes]

Things I forgot I love about the dreamer trilogy:

Parsifal Bauer

“he didn’t have it in him to love another dream”

hand cat

Adam impulsively driving a motorcycle to spend three hours with Ronan

Declan asking if Ronan and Adam had a fight

Ronan’s schedule

Matthew being the literal worst teenager alive upon finding out he’s a dream

“you just tossed one of my siblings out the window”

“do i still take communion now that i know im not real?”

Declan telling Jordan she can drive

anyone ever deciding to hug Declan Lynch

she didn’t have money so she pays with her unopened coffee drink

Hennessy seeing a cute picture of Ronan and Adam and and being pissed when she realizes they’re hot AND happy

Declan’s shoes being the most revealing thing about him

Declan and Adam being unable to keep their heads down and lead a normal fucking life and ignore the MAGIC

“When we’re married…”

He liked how he looked on her arm.

Matthew asking to play DND

“Do you or don’t you like it when I point out dogs?”

Adam bringing Chainsaw to Ronan while he sleeps. Anytime Adam talks to Chainsaw ever.

Declan being an unfoolish child. All of toddler Declan setting rules for his dreamer parents. “No Mother we sleep in beds.”

Declan committing mass murder.

The happy way Mor tells Niall that she thinks she would be sad if he died.

Matthew being shocked that Bryde neither wants to commit crimes together or force him into a cult, followed by the startling revelation that while Bryde might look cool he decidedly isn’t. In like, not a mean way Declan or Ronan would think of somebody not being cool. In just kind of a sad way, “like bro that’s cringe.”

Matthew asking Bryde if he’s ever heard of clinical depression because “you are the saddest dude I’ve ever met”

Matthew having to deal with Bryde’s teenage angst the way Declan has dealt with Matthew’s for the last 2.5 books.

The new Fenian. How he loves the Lynch boys. The hug he gives Declan?? The way he gently tells Declan he hoped he could give Declan his parents’ memories.

Niall loving Declan so much he couldn’t keep the memory of his birth because it made him too happy.

[declanscunt]

in which scenes of the books are you most certain that declan is ovulating

GREAT QUESTION i think he is ovulating when he brings ashley to monmouth for sure:

also the dream thieves gray man effervescent good teeth scene—the gray man sensed declan ovulating that’s why the scene is Like That:

this thinly veiled freudian attempt to feel a mother’s comfort when seondeok calls him in the raven king:

also in trk when ronan not going to college causes This Reaction:

and that first fairy market in cdth (“they make me want to goddamn cry,” revealing his excellent sexy unforgettable shoes to jordan, giving her his number, buying the dark lady):

mister impossible by the time we’re married scene:

bonus because this isn’t technically a scene in the book but the specific declan henry seondeok feud referenced in gw epilogue happened while declan was ovulating:

ANDDD it was a henrydeclan divorce!!!!!

[doughfaceddcpig]

Irish men (Niall lynch, Declan lynch) will literally marry a happy, friendly dreamt woman (Aurora, Jordan) who is actually a sweetened version of an unhinged girl boss dreamer (mór, Hennessy) instead of going to therapy

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ronan shouldn't slut shame declan for the ashleys they were his special interest as a autistic teenager

i have never laughed harder at something than while reading this.

but i have to say i REALLY wish declan had ended up with an ashley. like i wish jordan’s name was ashley. nothing about her would be different, nothing about their relationship would be different, her name would just be ashley. because can you IMAGINE the shit not only ronan but gansey and adam would give declan for marrying an ashley. i just think it would be perfect. and hilarious. and what i need in life.

[iammistressofmyfate]

I blame (thank) @lizpaige for enabling me

Here's some thoughts on Single Irish Dad Ronan AU

Ronan is a single dad living in Ireland on a farm in the country.

He has two daughters Aoife (10) and Siobhan (7). The girls are bio siblings and they were adopted together.

Aurora and Niall are still around and live a few miles from Ronan.

Matthew is at university.

Declan and Jordan and their kiddos live in the city.

Ronan married his high school sweetheart, Aidan, and they adopted the girls not too long after.

Aidan dies in a tragic car accident, leaving Ronan alone to raise a 5 and a 2 year old (at the time).

Ronan hasn't dated in five years. He's pretty stubborn, taking care of his girls and the farm and getting by in the best way he can

Enter Adam Parrish, American tourist who gets his ass lost in the middle of the Irish countryside during a rain storm. His car gets stuck and he walks, in the deluge, to Ronan's farm, which is the only light source for miles.

Adam shows up, a la Jane Bennett in Pride & Prejudice, asking for help. He comes down with a nasty cold from a combination of international travel, poor sleep, and getting caught in the rain.

The Lynch household is fascinatingly chaotic. The girls are intrigued by Adam and Adam feels bad for imposing. He wonders where Ronan's partner is (Ronan still wears his wedding ring).

Adam and Ronan get to know one another and there's a mutual crush between them. But Adam thinks Ronan is still married and Ronan isn't sure he wants to date someone who is from another country across the Atlantic.

Adam finds a prayer card for Aidan and asks Ronan about him. They've both been single for a long time, for different reasons. They're both aware they have feelings for each other.

Aoife and Siobhan and the extended Lynch family all encourage Ronan to take Adam around Ireland. So Ronan does. It's hard not to fall in love with someone that way. Just the two of them, driving all around the country.

Ronan isn't sure what to do, with Adam having to go back to the states. He doesn't want long distance, especially with the girls, and Adam doesn't either. Ronan thinks they're just going to break things off and it was fun while it lasted, but Adam has other plans.

Unsure if Adam was already going to move to Ireland or if he does some finagling. He gets his own place, so he and Ronan can date, and not rush into anything.

It's a HEA (because of course it is).

[unganseylike]

follow up question. regardless of answer on part I

[amethystroselily]

Me reading Jordan, Declan, and Matthew chapters in MI: I hope they live happily ever after together in Boston and build a proper life there and Declan and Jordan get married 🥰

Me reading Ronan and Hennessy chapters in MI: Oh my GOD I’m getting you out of there Hennessy. (Yeah, Ronan’s also being manipulated and it’s all going to fall apart very soon but at least he’s having a blast. That motherfucker loves eco-terrorism. It’s kind of his calling.)

[crimeronan]

i think i made a post about this in reference to hennessy ages ago but i had a friend once who was from the UK & whose accent had watered down enough during her teen years in the US that she was CONSTANTLY mistaken for a heavily-accented bostonian. naturally i must conclude that when jordan and declan have been married n living in boston for 20 years, everyone just assumes jordan is a city native who has a regulah dunks order and keeps up with the sox etc. complicating this is the fact that jordan DOES have a regulah dunks order and she DOES keep up with the sox and if anyone asks her about her childhood she'll immediately launch into a tale of taking the duck boats around the waterfront with her loving doting parents before remembering she has zero reason to compulsively lie about her entire life. further complicating this is the fact that her husband is 100% supportive of her compulsive duck boat lies & has also made a game out of concocting increasingly implausible meetcutes at increasingly hyperspecific local places just to see if anyone ever calls it out