#jschlatt rp

[broken-bottles-of-jack]

The presidents office, widely known to be a very off limits space, one that anyone aside from the Vice and Fundy was allowed to be. But here it was, doors wide open with a very (close too) passed out President JSchlatter , mumbling incessantly to himself, whiskey tumbler in hand, and an almost empty bottle of Jack Daniels on his desk. The President’s tail waved wildly, ears flicking at the slightest of noise, with his suit pressed so prim and proper, framing his body and making him appear oh so intimidating.

But then he turned around, making direct eye contact to the one who stood outside his door. “The fuck are you doing here?”

[schlattncompany]

Grinning, Connor was quick to run up to Schlatt, pointing at his phone with a big grin on his face. He jumped onto the couch, sitting next to his partner and quickly rambling without taking much time to explain.

"Oh my GOD, okay, so I was going through this list thing on Twitter, and like, did you know rams can predict the weather?? And rams in the wild have gardens and can tell different plants apart really easily!"

He looked up to the other, usually tired eyes wide, proud of his discovery.

-ykwho :3

“Hmm?”

— Schlatt yawned, half listening to what Connor had to say. He was in the zone, busy sorting through the HOA paperwork that him and CaptainSparklez had split earlier that day. Being an asshole landlord was hard, okay? It’s not his fault that half of the brand new server was made up of idiots.

— Anyway, Schlatt paused what he was doing at the mention of the absurd discovery Connor had made. It wasn’t true, of course not, Schlatt had lived with his parents and sister as a kid, and all of them had been wild rams. Maybe his knees hurt a little bit when it was about to rain, but that’s just as far as he could go with predicting the weather. The hybrid bit back a smirk as he listened to the last of Connor’s rambling, going along with the myth.

“Oh yeah. You didn’t know? I thought that was like, totally common knowledge..”

( @connornco )

[accursed-worm]

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[fuck-you-im-the-president]

HEY EVERYONE :]]]

I agree with anon!! Let's all collectively gentle parent Schlatt :]

NO DON'T DO THAT YOU BITCHY FUCKS!!!!! ILL KILL ALL OF YOU AND THROW YOUR BODY OFF OF MY HOUSE'S ROOF AND BURN THE LEFTOVERS OF WHAT THE ANIMALS LEFT OF YOUR CORPSE

chat. chat please. chat.

[hotcheezgrl]

cameron wouldve been diagnosed with female hysteria

non gta rp connor art under the cut :3c

[ffaeb]

/dsmp /rp

Thinking about the common headcanon of cTubbo being cSchlatts son and Schlatt being Puffys sibling/brother. Theres a whole family tree there, but something that I'm fairly sure is actually confirmed canon is that Puffy is Dreams mother, adopted or not.

Which, in theory, if this is true or even just in the context of a headcanon, makes Tubbo related to Dream.

Which definitely may or may not be an issue for cTommy.

[the-fakes]

I bet you anything schlatt calling slime a bimbo is to get him on the next podcast episode

[its-jschlatt-mate]

respect the pope

intro post

admin:@radio-to-trenchcoat-demons

nothing nsfw....please

if you like your wife and children dont interact....(thats a joke)

asks and mentions and interactions are accepted

[stingraymilk]

SINJINDROWNING!!!

Guys!! Please tell me there’s SOMEONE out there that watches Sinjindrowining on YouTube and wants to do a rp with me! I wanna write as Weston against an Aisha or a Kalynn so badly. Or a Jschlatt plsssss!!

I know this is a super weird and niche request but I might as well put it out there. 18+ only Byee

[rhea-0f-sunshine]

CLOSED

Hi! Well– I’ve been on tumbler for a while, but this is my first post! So yay!

I’m currently looking for some peeps to roleplay DreamSMP with! Just make sure to read the rules and friend me on discord so we can start! My Discord username is in the general rules section.

Rules and guidelines

Main rules:

1. Be patient! I’m a depressed person with a lot of problems, and I may take a while to answer. Please give me up to three days before pinging me, and I will do the same for you, unless stated otherwise.

2. I might lose interest! If the roleplay isn't going anywhere or I have no direction in my head we can go, I might ask to change it up with a different RP instead. If this happens, don't take offense, I will tell you if it has something to do with you.

3. I don’t RP fluff very well– and usually have no idea what to do when it pops up. If you would like to roleplay fluff, I will accept it on occasion, but will need you to take initiative so that I can play off of it more dynamically.

4. Don't be sensitive! I completely understand if something triggers you, but I love fucked up shit, as it’s a huge outlet for me. If you‘re uncomfortable with things like gore, angst, death, t0rture, abuse, manipulation, rape, etc, we’ll both probably end up losing interest.

General Rules

If you’re interested, just contact me on discord via my username Rheaofsunshine and we can start discussing a plot or scenario for the roleplay we would like to do!

I don’t like script or one/two-sentence roleplays, and expect starters to have a bit more effort put in than average (3+ paragraphs), just to get the mood set up.

I am a fairly literate roleplayer and use a third person writing style. I’m good with roleplaying multiple people at once, and my reply preference is two to three paragraphs, though responses can vary depending on what is happening in the roleplay. I will try to match your length, and do ask that you do the same.

I will respond as soon as possible. It may take a while for me to type out my response, as I may take a while to think about the response before I start writing. Please do not contact me every fifteen minutes asking if I’ve seen your response yet, or if I’m writing my reply. If I haven’t responded in a few days, though, feel free to give me a ping.

We do not just have to RP if you’d like, I’m fine with having discussions outside of that and am open to any friendships that might form because of it.

But please do not harass or judge me for liking graphic things, and remember that I am a completely different person then the characters I’m playing as. I would never do anything messed up irl, nor do I find joy in seeing others suffer :)

Regarding a Progressive Plot

If we’re on a role and want to expand upon a specific RP, that’s great! But I would first like to discuss the direction we want to take it beforehand to prevent things from becoming stagnant.

If you think of something plot / drama related on the fly, I’d be fine with throwing it in to add more fuel to the plot. Just remember to send me a message out of character to ask if it’s okay, and it’ll usually be fine~

I am okay with adding drama such as family troubles, death of characters, unexpected pregnancies, arguments, etc. If you do not want me to add any drama, please let me know!

Headcanons

Any Headcanons you have of specific characters or dynamics can be discussed before starting an RP, I personally don’t have that many, and am open to pretty much anything, but Dad!Schlatt is a headcanon I will always stand by and hold dear to my heart.

Selecting Characters

We all have our favorite characters we *always* want to play as when they become relevant, and mine is Schlatt! As he’s my main comfort character, and am almost guaranteed to enjoy any plot involving him.

Any characters you feel strongly about playing as, whether that’s because you love their character or feel comfort when playing as them, just let me know! And I’ll remember that that character is off limits for me to play, along with going out of my way to include them in as many plots as I can!

Though do let me know if you’re okay with me playing as your favorite / comfort character occasionally as well, if I enjoy playing them at all, as I am okay with others playing as Schlatt on occasion.

Other characters I enjoy playing as, but am not strictly attached to, are: Dream, Sapnap, Charlie, DreamXD, Sam, Wilbur, Quackity, Technoblade, and Tubbo.

And other characters I am very good at playing as, but am not strictly attached to, are: Callahan, Ranboo, Tommy, Skeppy, Connor, George, BBH, Fundy, Ghostbur, Glatt, Foolish, Eret, Philza, and Puffy.

All the other characters of the DreamSMP are either characters I do not enjoy playing as, or am not in tuned enough with their character to give you the best in-character replies. You can ask me which one it is if you’d still like me to play as of the other characters in an RP.

Conclusion

And that’s it! I hope you’ve at least read the rules– and I can’t wait to RP with you!

I will also get better at posting as time goes on :)

[broken-bottles-of-jack]

President John Schlatt!

Welcome to MANBURG, greatest country around.

Welcome to my blog. Mun in 18+, will NOT roleplay with anyone under 17.

NSFW will be put on a side blog

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This blog will have more than one schlatt type

C!schlatt [#BrokenBottleOfJack]

OSMP!Schlatt [#AFragrantFather]

God!Schlatt [#GoldenHornsAndLies]

Rev!Schlatt [#FromTheEarthenRust]

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The topics of the following will be discussed often on this blog.

Alcoholism [#OneMoreCantHurt]

Abuse (Emotional) [#YellALittleMore]

Abuse (Physical) [#PutYourFistAgainstMyLips]

Abuse (Mental) [#YoureTheReasonLobotomyExists]

Drug use [#PuffPuff]

Addiction [#ICanQuit]

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DNI LIST

-17, Homophobes, bigots, NeoNazis, Racists, Abusers, DTK supporters, Dream stans (Kys), Dream Followers, C!dream apologists. Basic DNI.

[breastmaster64]

fundy saw schlatt as the father he wanted. one that would take him seriously, and see him as a mature and grown man. he was wrong.

schlatt saw fundy as the son he never had. one that truly listened to him and his advices, and wouldn't abandon him. he was dead wrong.

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

Hello Ziglin! How do you feel about the fact that within a few years you'll be a critical part of a grand avian tradition?

huh. who the fuck are you. and uh. idk me and q already got married 😒 I don't think there is much else to do tbh

[ctntduoarchive]

so ,

[bvtton-eyed]

Karmaland, QSMP, or DSMP roleplay!!

Right now I'm looking for a roleplay with me playing Quackity. I'm really wanting to do a Luckity roleplay right now (it's the one I'm mainly looking for), but I'm up for discussing another pairing like Rubckity, Pumpkinduo, etc.

We can go over plots in dms.

I'm a versatile bottom (I will not top, but I can dom/sub/switch between the two).

My timezone is pst!!

If we don't do Luckity or Rubckity, another pairing I really like is c!Pumpkinduo. I'm down for other ones though like Tntduo, etc etc.

[dsmpbutbetter]

c tommy: you son of a bitch- c tubbo: my mother was a very kind and well liked woman c tommy: i meant your father c tubbo: oh. carry on