#jumps in with a canonball

[baconcolacan]

Oh remember those mini comics of a character falling asleep and then other characters either giving them a blanket or sit down and dose off with them?

Now imagine that but stay au, it starts off with AK fallen asleep on the sofa then Tom or Tord finding his and either joining him or giving him a blanket 🥺 then we have a whole family just, dosing off together

(And then the next morning Tom and Tord have horrible back pain from sleeping on the sofa-)

I AM PUTTING THIS IN THE DRAWING QUEUE Also accurate, they're old, they both wake up and AK is bouncing on the couch (or on them) and they're both just groaning and straining to smile at their son like. "Oof, ough, d-dove...could you give us a moment to wake up, hey?"

"[giggles] but you're already awake papa!!"

"It is not that simple, skatten min, you'll- ugh- understand when you're older..."

"But I wanna understand now??"

"Trust me, dove, you don't want to understand now."

[myothertardisisonthemun]

When you played with Encarta 98, how much time did you spend on the orbital mechanics minigame? (And was it at all relevant for your later Kerbal excursions?)

I actually had to look this up, it seems familiar, but I don't really have specific memories of it

When I first started playing kerbal, my first rockets just few straight up. I 100% knew this was wrong, but it took a bit to make something that could fly a sensible trajectory without collapsing.

I don't really remember too many specific parts of Encarta TBh. I think it all got lumped into general knowledge.

My clearest memories of Encarta was the double split experiment thing, though:

Somehow that was what stuck with 6-8 year old me

[pithyorangecurd]

House is obsessed with putting Wilson and House in dim romantically lit bars

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: ace

♡ liked by p1rateking_luffy, marco_o and 7.3k others

_ynln: he's 20 and still manages to burn everything in sight <3

tagged: ace

chef.thatch: All my hard work down the drain

↳ marco_o: wait is this why the deck floorboard is scorched

↳ _ynln: ACE DID IT

↳ _ynln: he fell asleep while we were singing happy birthday 😭😭

↳ ace: WOWWW YN YOU'RE SUCH A SNITCH

↳ marco_o: oh my god

iampops: How do I add a caption on Instagram posts

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAPQPY BIRTHDYA ACE! (liked by ace, _ynln)

↳ ace: thanks luffy!

♡ liked by iampops, izou.u and 5.4k others

_ynln: worth it ❕❕

tagged: ace

marco_o: oh my god this is why we don't trust you guys unsupervised

↳ _ynln: i know u love us (liked by ace)

↳ marco_o: you guys make me want to throw myself off board

↳ marco_o: im losing hair cause of you two

↳ ace: like you had much to begin with LMFOAOO 💀💀

↳ _ynln: 🤣🤣

↳ marco_o: im letting both of u die

izou.u: are you guys the reason why the bathroom looks like shit

↳ ace: it's yn's fault ☝️

↳ _ynln: WTF HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

↳ _ynln: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID 'wHaT iF wE jUmPEd?' AND THEN CANONBALLED

↳ ace: LMFAOOAOO IT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣

iampops: Sons tell me how to add a caption on Instagram posts

chef.thatch: I lose braincells whenever I am near these idiots (liked by _ynln)

♡ liked by ace, saaaa_bo and 4.9k others

_ynln: if he isn't dreaming about me, im going to sell him to the marines 😪😪

tagged: ace

izou.u: is he even breathing in the second photo

↳ marco_o: i hope not

ace: whaattt of course i was dreaming about you my pookie dookie sugar bear cupcake frappe 😜😍🥰😘🤩❤️‍🔥💕💞💖

↳ saaaa_bo: ew

↳ saaaa_bo: kudos to yn for taking one for the team and dating u

↳ _ynln: i can already hear my 550,000,000 berries from here

↳ _ynln: @saaa_bo FRRR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS MY BACK ☝️☝️

iampops: Sons I've been asking for a week. How do I add a caption on Instagram posts?

♡ liked by theroronoa.zoro, p1rateking_luffy and 9.2k others

ace: my favourite girl ❣️❣️

marco is my favourite of all time

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: everyone don't be fooled, he tackled me into the ocean straight after this 😐😐

↳ ace: my mum told me to chase my dreams, not my fault my dream tried to run away 🥱

↳ _ynln: YOU STARTED SPRINTING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

↳ ace: start sprinting towards me at the same time 🤩🤩

lovenami: omg @_ynln you ate in this photo

↳ _ynln: NAMI OMG ILY 💞💞

p1rateking_luffy: HEHE MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW

↳ ace: bet

↳ _ynln: wait what

↳ iampops: yn how do I add a caption on Instagram posts?

↳ _ynln: pops omg you're showing your age rn

marco_o: jesus christ delete the second part of that caption

↳ ace: stop being shy 😚😚

yamatototo: yn needs to be saved 💀💀 (liked by _ynln)

_ynln 36m

[_ynln] ace replied to your story: marco said it was payback for destroying the bathroom, you're next 🤷

[achillesangst]

MASSIVE OFMD SPOILERS, BE WARNED

I’ve been seeing a lot of takes today about Izzy’s death which I disagreed with, but there’s one specific take that I want to actually address because I think it’s a really insidious way of blaming the audience for being upset.

I’ve seen a couple of posts and comments that are like “well everyone dies, (no kidding) and queer people die, and you can tell queer stories where queer people die and that’s ok, so you shouldn’t be mad at Izzy dying.”

And yeah. Of COURSE that’s true, we all know it is. I love a fair bit of queer media that ends DEVASTATINGLY, and that’s fine.

But the thing I take issue with here is that that is not what we were promised. That’s not what the show sold itself as. OFMD is a comedy, and more specifically it’s been sold to us repeatedly as a queer comedy for queer people. In fact, it adheres to its comedy status so stubbornly that sometimes I think it undercut the show’s emotional core. It’s a historical show where the silly little gay people get to be happy, and stuff like being stabbed in the liver is non fatal, and wounds only get infected if plot relevant and generally heal instantly, and people can be brained with a canonball and then walk away through the power of Mermaid Love. It was sold and discussed as a piece of queer media where it’s audience could relax, because we were safe. And then, when we’d all relaxed and stopped jumping at the stab wounds, we found out that we shouldn’t have lowered our defences at all.

I’m not angry that OFMD is a queer show that kills its characters. I’m angry that it’s a queer show that specifically and repeatedly said that this wasn’t going to be one of those shows, that this wasn’t going to conform to real history, and then killed off one of its most central, compelling old queers in the last 5 minutes.

[thealtoduck]

”Nice cap”

Poolboy!Jason Todd x Male Reader

Content: Y2k teen movie-ish AU

Warnings: Smut with plot, reader is 18 and Jason is 20, top!Jason, unprotected sex, blow job, fingering, Jason cums a lot, big dick Jason, friends with benefits…

N/n = Nickname

Summary: Reader gets home from school and sees the hot poolboy Jason cleaning the pool and they hang out…

(A/n: I just wanted a y2k themed smut fic with Jason idk).

——

You waved goodbye to your friends as you stepped off the school bus. You hummed happily to a song you had been listening to a lot lately as you walked towards your house. You walked across the lawn to the front door and unlocked it entering your house.

You took off your shoes and threw your backpack aside, you walked to the kitchen to make yourself a snack. As you entered the kitchen you heard music coming from the backyard, which probably meant Jason was cleaning the pool.

Jason is your mother’s friend’s son who she had hired to be your families pool cleaner so he could earn some extra cash. You opened the glass sliding door and saw Jason standing shirtless by the pool while using the pool net to fish out some leaves.

The two of you had pretty much known each other all your life because of your moms friendship. You walked towards him and ”Hey Jason” you greeted him. ”Hey N/n” Jason greeted back using the nickname he had come up with for you when you were 5 and he was 7.

”I’m making a grilled cheese, you want one” you asked. ”Sure, thanks” Jason said and you turned and started walking back towards the house. Halfway Jason stopped you yelling ”By the way N/n! Nice cap, it makes you look really cute”. ”Thanks” you yelled and went back in to the house.

You made two grilled cheese sandwiches and poured two glasses of ice tea and brought it all outside and put it down on the outdoor table. You waved Jason over and you sat down and ate. You chatted about what the two of you had been up to.

”So wait, am i getting this right… Damian wanted to adopt the cow at the petting Zoo?” You laughed at the story about Jason’s younger brother. ”Yeah, it took dad promising they would visit the cow again the next day to get Damian to leave” Jason explained.

”Aww… Damian is so cute, he’s my favorite in your family” you said teasingly. ”Hey, i thought i was your favorite” Jason said fake offended. ”Nah, you’re like third, cause your mom is pretty cool… no wait you’re fourth cause Dick picked me up from middle school that one time when my mom was sick” you explained making Jason chuckle.

”You’re such a brat” Jason said making you laugh. ”Maybe i should throw you in the pool to teach you a lesson” Jason suggested playfully. Your eyes widened and you stood up and ran away. Jason was quick to follow you. He managed to catch around the waist and restricting your arms so you couldn’t escape.

He brought you too the edge of the pool and asked teasingly ”Any last words?”. You had accepted your fate so all you said was ”I regret nothing”. Jason then threw you in to the water of the pool. As you reasurfaced you felt your clothes sticking to your body.

You picked up your cap that had fallen off when you landed in the water and put it back on. Jason then canonballed into the water right next to you. When he resurfaced you said ”How is this revenge if you jumped in too?” You asked.

”It seemed fun” was all he answered and the two of then got out of the pool. ”You wanna come inside and borrow some clothes?” you asked heading inside to change. ”Yes please” Jason said.

You and Jason entered your room. You opened your closet and took out a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie and threw them to him. ”You wanna borrow boxers too?” You asked. ”Yes please, it’s cold” Jason said jokingly, so you threw him a pair of boxers too. Once you had gotten clothes for you to change in to as well you turned around…

Only to be met with Jason and his huge cock out in the open as he took of his underwear, your eyes widened and you turned around once again yelling ”Jason!”. ”Oh sorry” he said quickly pulling on the boxers you gave him. ”Didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable”.

You chuckled ”No it’s fine, it just caught me by suprise”. You said pulling off your own wet shirt. Jason then smirked saying ”You think my dick is FINE” making you blush and quickly say ”That’s not what i meant”. Jason then started flexing his muscles.

You ignored his antics but could feel yourself getting slightly turned on by him. You went in to the bathroom and changed. Your dick had gotten hard from the show Jason had given you but you put on your new clothes and hoped it wouldn’t be that visible.

You came back in to your room where Jason found your cd player and was putting on some nice RnB music. You laid down on your bed and checked your phone to answer some texts. Jason came and laid down next to you on his stomach, he still hadn’t put on the hoodie or the sweatpants.

He looked at you like a puppy who wanted attention so you put down your phone and ran you hand through his still wet hair. ”Sorry i got you wet and that you had to see my dick” he apologised making you give a small laugh. ”It’s okay, it was fun” you said matter of factly which made Jason smile.

Jason then crawled closer ”Really” he said in a flirty tone. ”Wanna have more fun?” he suggested. Trailing is fingers on the button of your jeans. After that lust completely flooded your brain making you say ”Yes please”.

He unbuttoned the button to you jeans and rubbed your crotch while coming up to your face. The two of you gazed in to each others eyes for a second until your lips crashed together. You pulled away from each other and Jason stood up an pulled down the boxers.

His already huge dick had doubled in size and stood proud and hard, you sank to your knees and put a hand on his cock stroking it slowly. ”Wanna try taking it all” Jason asked and you nodded. You guided his cock to your lips and put the tip in your mouth.

He slowly started pushing more of his cock into your mouth, he loved the warm wet feeling on his manhood. ”I like seeing you like this” Jason stated softly. He grabbed both sides of your head started pushing in and out of your mouth making himself moan.

When he felt he was close to cumming he pulled your head of his dick. ”Now i’m gonna make you feel good N/n” Jason said as you stood up, he pulled of your shirt and then gave you a big kiss. You dropped your pants and underwear leaving you both fully naked.

”Jason, i want you inside me” you said softly, Jason smirked and said ”Whatever you say N/n”.

You dicks were grinding against each other as you made out. Jason pushed you slowly down on your bed making you lay down, Jason kneeled between you legs making you raise your legs revealing your tight hole in need of filling.

Jason started pushing a finger inside you making you moan quietly, he continued adding more fingers to strech you out. Then he opened your nightstand to check if you had lube which you did. He started applying lube inside you and then on his hung manhood.

Then he started pushing his cock inside you, his tip pushing open your hole. You moaned as he started to slowly fill you up as Jason kissed your neck while whispering praises to you. ”Your taking it so well N/n” he said in between kisses.

When he was fully in he let you adjust to his length. Eventually he slowly started pushing in and out of you making you wrap your legs around his waist. ”You feel so good Jay” you said as he filled you ass with his hung horse cock.

”I love it when you call me Jay” Jason said thrusting a bit faster making you moan as you felt him deep inside you. You kissed his neck while grabbing on to his thick round ass cheeks with your hands massaging them making him groan in pleasure as he plowed you.

He then started kissing and sucking on your nipples much to your pleasure. You reached down to your cock and started stroking yourself. You felt you were close.

”Jay, i’m close” you said in ecstasy. ”Me too, how do you want me” he said. ”Jay, i want you to drown me in your cum” you said as innocently as possible. Which made something in Jason go feral as he started pounding in to you.

It was enough to push you over the edge making you groan loudly and cum all over Jason’s abs and your belly. Jason continued roughly plowing you until it was his time too.

He pulled out and started jerking off his dick, he stood on his knees as the tip of his cock exploded making his seed stain you all the way from your face to your belly button. It must’ve been at least enough cum to fill a glass. Both of you panted heavily from your session.

Jason laid down beside you and said through the panting ”Still only fourth on your little list”. You laughed and said ”Guess i could bump you up to second place”. ”That’s better” Jason said and realised something. ”I need to finish cleaning the pool before your parents get home” he stated.

”And i need to not be naked and covered in cum before they get home” you said jokingly, licking some of the cum in your face. Jason laughed and said ”You wanna do this again sometime”. ”Sure, next time i want you to be rougher with me” you said with a smile. ”Don’t mind if i am” Jason exclaimed excited for your future hook ups.

[smaller-comfort]

B'st rates his companions on their chuckability:

Valere: always lands on her feet, even if you catch her by surprise; does a sweet backflip most of the time. 8/10

Zale: even more impressive acrobatics than Valere; makes a funny noise when you pick him up. 9/10

Garl: extremely satisfying to heft, but not very aerodynamic; does not land on his feet. 6/10

Serai: will open a portal in midair so she can jump kick you from behind; not recommended. 1/10

Resh'an (puppet): weighs nothing and ragdolls in the air; with a good tailwind you can chuck him across camp and then some. 9/10

Resh'an (real): usually turns into a bird in mid-air; not actually that satisfying to chuck, but his feathers get extremely ruffled. 7/10

Teaks: What are you, some kind of monster? She's so small and pink haired. Exempt from chucking; willing to take notes when someone else is tossed.

Artificer: Rolls up into a ball and insists on calling it the 'canonball special'; has figured out how to cause explosions when he lands. 10/10, but try not to do it near inhabited structures.

[serpentestheghost]

Anemone/Sol/Tangent beach day

Welp here it is, my first entry for I Was A Teenage Exocolonist fanweek and my first piece of fanart of any variety~ I hope y'all enjoy it!!

Btw sorry for the terrible formatting this is a lot of firsts for us.

Enjoy!

The gentle crashing of waves laps softly in the distance, the crunching of soft blue grass underfoot as we walk towards a large lake in the Prosiac Plains.

"We're almost there!" I shout excitedly as Sym leads us towards a lakeside beach.

"I can't believe you talked me into this" begroans Tang "Running around on grains of sand and jumping in a giant pool of water with who knows what inside of it isn't my idea of 'fun'. Let's just hope there are some interesting specimens to collect."

Anemone throws an arm around Tang's shoulder "Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it'll be funnnnn! We're already here so there's no point in complaining. Besides it's nice to see you outside of the lab for once, you spend so much time cooped up in there you gotta come out more often!"

She sighs, knowing she had already been defeated before they set foot here. "I suppose I'll try to enjoy myself here."

As we walk a little further through the plains the sound of the waves draw closer until we eventually arrive at a sparkling blue lake, the two suns shining bright above and reflecting off the water. Anemone rushes ahead and almost jumps in the water before remembering she's still wearing her clothes. I start jogging to catch up with her and set a bag down on the beach. I pull a red bikini out of the bag and hand it to Anemone. It has green scales adorning the outside with golden lining - Marz's idea. I also pull mine and Tang's out. Tang insisted on having a wetsuit if she was going to have a swimsuit, Marz still managed to make it as glamourous as possible though, regal blue and lab-coat white with saphire gemstones adorning the collar, she never misses an oppertunity to glamorize the colony. I put on the frilly green and blue two piece swimsuit made for me. As we get changed Sym respectfully looks away from us.

Once we're dressed Sym addresses us "Well, here we are. This is the closest thing on this planet to the beaches I saw in your holovids. I do hope you will enjoy yourselves, this lake doesn't have anything that will hurt any of you." He adds with a wink "Probably." Before disappearing into nearby foliage.

Tang quickly finds a shaded spot under a mushtree and immediately starts scrolling on their Holopalm, and Anemone jumps straight into the water yelling "WOOHOOOO" Canonballing with an impressive splash for not having any ledge to jump from.

I walk over to Tang "You should join us in the water, it'll be a ton of fun!"

"You two got me to come here, I'll remain in the comfort of this shade thank you." She responds. After a second of thought she adds "Perhaps later. Maybe." I chuckle and smile at her "Alright, well I'm going to jump in now!"

I run over to the water Anemone is already splashing around and jump in.

"Woo! Nice splash!" Anemone shouts as she flings some water at me playfully. I splash some back at her and a water fight of epic proportions commences. She flings a wide wave of water at me and I duck underwater to avoid it, splashing back as I arise. As we play, I occasionally catch Tang watching us then quickly looking back at her holopalm when she sees me looking. I swim up to Anemone and whisper in her ear "Wanna get her in here?" she giggles and nods and we start towards the shore.

When we get to her Tang looks up at us "Can I help you two?" Anemone and I share a mischevious look before picking Tang up and walking towards the lake with her. "Woah woah what are you doing!" She says squirming a little "HEY WAIT-" as we toss her into the lake. She splashes around for a second before standing up in the water. "You didn't have to throw me in the water! I'm all WET now" She says, splashing some water at us as we dip into the lake with her. "That was kind of the point." I reply to her, still giggling from tossing her in. "It looked like you wanted to join us!" "I mean… I did…" she replies softly, her ears turning slightly red from embarassment.

Anemone takes advantage of us talking to splash us both with a big wave of water. Tang shudders slightly, still not used to getting wet like this but then slides her hand across the top of the water sending a big wave back at Anemone, utlizing physics to get as big of a wave as she can with her limited strength. "Woah that was a big one Tang!" Shouts Anemone "I didn't think you had that in you! Ya stronger than I thought" "It wasn't strength, I just make sure to throw a thin layer of water at you to make it easier to generate a larger wave, a hopeye could figure it out." she replies

We spend the rest of the day splashing each other with water and laughing. When the sun starts to set we get out of the water and set up a campfire with mushlogs.

"It was unexpectedly nice to play out here with you two. Thank you for convincing me to come out here." Tang says as she roasts a soy 'marshmellow' over the fire. "I told you that you needed to spend more time out of the lab! It's fun to play outside especially with you." Anemone says with a soft smile, scooting closer to Tang

The three of us watch the suns set as the wormhole pulses gently above, thinking about what the future will hold in store for us.

(If you got this far, thank you for reading my first ever fic you are an amazing person <3)

[beetlebugdash]

Miraculous awakening thoughts and live reaction! (Major spoilers!)

- holy crap we made it to a movie

- I'm so excited

- Remember back in season 2 (I think) that a live action movie was coming

- Good times

- Anyways this

- Netflix presents tears

- No magic

- JUMPS SCARE

- we've been known thanks for explaining

- Dark butterflies and angry? Wanna see the counterpart

- LADYBUG AND CAT NOIR

- stronger than death?

- THE CLASSIC MOVIE MUSIC

- PARIS!!??!)

- classic movie intro is classic

- PHOTOGRAPHER AND NEWSPERSON

- CROSSWINDS

- the road????

- Marionette wears a watch?

- I love her dad

- UNICORNBCAKES

- 10/10 diversity

- Daddy??? Ok Chloe

- Listen to my chest???? Idk what u mean

- YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!!!!

- Christina that isn't your singing voice

- CHRISTINA HAS A GOOD VOICE

- love the painter's design

- It dosent sound like her

- DOG

- THE TEA SCENE FORM THE PV

- Lotta unique background character designs

- WHERE DID U GET THE BIKE

- iconic locations beauty

- THE SKETCHBOOK!

- ALSO ANIMATION IS GORGEOUS

- other friends???

- I wanna know

- Gabriel designs, you'll soon hate him

- Polka dot dress before ladybug

- Ooo sparkles

- ITS A FLOATING SKETCHBOOK

- fireworks ooooooo

- "Here's some perfume”

- YOU SPIN ME ROUND

- NATALIE And Gabriel

- TODD VOICE YAY

- Love that persons hair

- I thought Gabriel is never in public?¿

- Chloe's voice sounds odd?

- BWAHAHAHHAHA

- oh it's Gabriel agreste sweater

- A+ to alya

- "EAT BREAD WITH BUTTER"

- FINALLY GLASSES FLARE

- MEANT TO BE?

- recorder

- GYMNASTICS AU COME TRUE

- TRANSITION TO EMILIE

- ugh she looks so pretty

- Odd

- LUKA AND JULEKA

- Rude ugh

- Oh i hate Chloe

- AHAHAHA

- At least we know school layout kinda

- Little bit of luck? Yea here allergies

- Alegies or dust WE NEED TO KNOW

- IT THE SEASON 1 FINALE ALL OVER AGAIN

- CAT BOOK

- theyre trying to make everyone fall for Adrien

- ukulele music?

- NINO YEAAAA

- oooo amusement park

- Depressing Adrien

- Natalie I love

- I HATE GABRIEL

- i smell a sad song

- LONG HAIRED GABRIEL IS REAL????

- long entry hallways

- Wow Gabriel has very pretty nails

- HE HAS A WATCH TOO?

- EMILIE LORE?

- oh she was a performer omg

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY?????

- ooooooooooo

- nooroo????

- WOAH

- master fu knows whazzup

- This movie is going really fast an lots of jumps

- Oh plagg and tikki fight????

- Marinella????

- HIT BY A CAR?

- SCREAMING EXCHANGE

- GASP

- 10/10 BREAKS

- uh crazy man bye

- MASTER FU WHAT THE

- creepy hall? Sure!

- Poor Chloe

- Sabrina is a wingman OOO

- random window opening? Sure!

- CAT

- MIRACULOUS

- failed proposal?

- oh no first akuma attack

- WOA CREEPY

- well evil spirits

- Oooo a ladybug

- ooooooo

- “Who saves a life saves the world”

- IT'S LIKE THE ORIGINAL ANIMATION

- TIKKI!

- “GIRLS CAN WEAR PANTS” YES

- can you say kwami

- Tiny genie sure

- “I WET THE BED”

- REDEMPTION FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE CAUSE TIKKI ONLY HAD 1 LINE

- THE THEME SONG? ¿

- "I'll hide in a tree"

- RAPPING TIKKI?

- BWAHAHAHA

- CONTINUITY!

- Aw marinette has doubts

- "Im out of patience"

- that poor security guard

- WHERE IS QUASIMODO WHEN U NEED HIM

- "first a song now a yoyo what's next a tea set???"

- CRASH

- oh hi cat noir

- bonjour

- "Do I know u?"

- A WATERMELON

- CAT NOURS SIDEKICK LOL

- omg cat noir will always me my fav

- CAT PUNS!!?!

- oh no cat noir

- RUUUUUUNNNNNNN

- "Not on the first date!"

- Omg I love him

- "Is that a watermelon"

- CANONBALL!

- SHERO

- wet haired cat noir

- 👍

- BON APPETITEEEEEE

- little Adrien lol

- cat noir outta breath lol

- 2-0 gargoyle

- GO FETCH PUPPY

- KITTY

- MIRACULOUS POWER

- "Thank goodness marinette is at home" lol

- oH NO NOT THE TAIL

- WO

- zag news LOL

- DON'T BE BEMUSED IT'S JUST THE NEWS

- THE MUSIC AHAHGAHAHAHHA

- oh no loose akuma

- master FU

- Miraculous: tales of watermelon and insane

- coooooooool

- Hawkwho?

- THE WINK

- TOGETHER!

- failure is not your enemy, fears are

- New cat singing voice

- I like this voice (no offence Bryce)

- oh I love this song

- Bounce from the clouds

- HEARTS CLOUD

- and moon cloud

- Oh it's a swan cloud

- Transitions are horrid

- rosemary?

- SHOSHOCHEF

- stinks

- PLAGG

- ewwwww

- THE BURN

- Natalie hears PLAGG LOL

- And cat puns!

- Hey he has picture in his room!

- PTFAFS

- "she knows her stuff" *proceeds to screem*

- PUSS IN BOOTS

- mic drop marinette out

- can't get rid of it lol

- haHaHA

- poop

- ugh fear

- NATALIE HAS A HOME OTHER THAN THE AGEESTE MANSION

- nooroo ily

- “I have nothing to loose” ADRIEN??

- HAWKMOTH SONG

- BEST SONG

- BEAUTY ANIMATION

- Shakespeare hawkmoth

- SO EVIL

- IS THIS KEITH?????

- THEY HAVE KEITH SINGING BUT NOT CHRISTINE UGH

- THE MIME

- HAWKMOTH HAWKMOTH HAWKMOTH

- THE TOPHAT

- HIGH NOTE WOOO

- Butt kicking girl superhero WOO

- how did u get some of those

- stealing money????????

- BOOM

- Dr love nino

- Roses means desperate

- I LOVE HIS APRON

- oh I love marinettes dad

- Dr love more like Dr not

- why did u look at her sketches

- man duck Gabriel

- THE WHILHEM SCREEM

- oh no poor nino

- POOR SABRINA

- 0.0

- oooo chaos

- Ironically I just saw a magician today

- I think?

- LEMME RIDE THE HORSES

- anxiety ridden Marinette

- ITS THE SONG!

- eh it’s ok I guess?

- Animation still looks cool

- Tikki scare is scary

- TIKKI SPOTS ON

- TRANSFORMATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PUBLIC

- creepy baby balloon

- what is with ladybug and cats voices

- STRONGER TOGETHER

- boo you Chloe

- LONG YIME NO SPEAK

- THE GARBAGE

- POOR NINO

- nino confession goes out the window

- POOR CAT

- At least their adding sounds to the bell like come on it is annoying

- WHY ISNT THAT FAMILY RUNNING?

- POP

- HAWKMOTH FACE

- BYE BYE LITTLE BUTTERFLIES

- PARTNERS

- OH THE SONG

- CROSSOINT MAN

- BUBBLER!

- MIRACULOUS!

- GYMNASTICS!

- THE CARS

- ICE CREAM PATROL!!!!!

- ITS THE LOVE SONG

- whoops

- I LOVE LADYNOIR

- this is the ladynoir I’ve been missing from the show

- THE OFFICIAL ART!

- ADULTS ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!

- glow=danger?

- broken heart

- UGH YOU FOOL

- love song love song love song love song

- “I wouldn’t get close to anyone after my mom died” “I got close to you” AAAAAAAAH

- WHERE DID THESE TEARS COME FROM?¿

- oh i love them

- NO DONT GO

- OW

- JUST AN EMPTY HEART

- PLAGG

- ADRIEN STANDING UP TO HIS DAD!

- Follow your heart AND THEIR THE SAME PERSON!

- ow

- SCREW YOU CHLOE

- aw

- She wears a tank top?

- “I dreamed of calling Paris home” uh you live in Paris?????

- Where did they get the ladybug and cat noir shots?

- IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!

- ITS A CHILDRENS MOVIE WHY AM I CRYING

- YO HAWKMOTH

- creepy eepy

- JEREMY ZAG!

- yOOooOooo

- wow this got dark quick

- CAT NOOOOOOOO

- dude look outside

- selfie it truly is gen z

- GO PLAGG

- LADYBUG NO

- FINALLY

- no don’t do this now

- stronger together????

- oh no

- Another fall for the Eiffel Tower yet this feels different

- CAT

- LADYBUG GO SAVE HIM

- oh no oh no oh no

- OH NO

- THE MIRACULOUS

- OH NO

- YEAAAAAA CAT

- ow

- flashback

- OH NO HIS MASK

- MARICHAT FOR DA WIN

- FINALLY

- O MY GOD

- MY LITTLE BOY

- FLASHBACK

- LITTLE ADRIEN

- THE MIRACULOUS BOOK

- love over death

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Marinette watching like 🧍‍♀️

- oooooo pretty music

- master fu where did u come from

- ITS THE CREEPY GUY!

- LADYBUG LADYBUG (and cat noir maybe)

- ok that’s different

- ITS LIKE THE FANTASMIC SCENE

- aaaawwww it’s nearly over

- THE BALL

- VOLKSWAGEN

- Sabrina’s just like “meh”

- REVEAL?

- SNOW HEART IN TREE

- YEAAAA

- IS HE CRYING

- HES SO HAPPY

- MUSIC KNOWS HOW BIG IT IS

- KISS KISS

- THEY DID THAT FOR THE FANS

- post credit sequal?

- SEQUAL??????

- AND THE PRE MOVIE SCENES

- Overall: harsh transitions, hate ladybugs voice, and a bit rushed, and I despised the ending was anticlimactic with ladybug, but overall for a miraculous movie was alright it has amazing animation

- They somehow made it cater for both the old and longtime fans and young and newbie fans good job (for the most part)

- I don’t have a rating since it’s a stand alone movie so I’m just gonna go cry in the corner until season 6 or more ladynoir

[writethesleepaway]

Can't Fight This Feeling - P3

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson

Summary: After Steve comes to the realization that he's bisexual, he's determined in going after what he wants; Eddie Munson. What he assumed would be an easy performance of flirting quickly turns into a complicated maze as he realises Eddie is more bark than bite.

Or, Steve Harrington is a manwhore and Eddie Munson is simultaneously horrified and turned on by the advances.

TW: Making out, hands going everywhere, sucking dick (how do i type this without cringing), dirty talk - standard smut things

Word Count: 1337

A/N: Second last part! Last part is reserved for the most smut, but I need time to plan that LOL - In this story, everything that's happened in the show has happened, however Eddie lives and this story is set a few months after the events of Vecna. Also I was inspired by a post by @tuvens talking about manwhore Steve and Eddie so this is that :D

Here is Part 4!

vider by @delishlydelightfuldividers)

Eddie was the first one out to the pool. He thought that if he got in the water his nerves would calm down. Of course they didn't.

Steve saw Eddie sitting on the stairs into the pool through the window. His eyes trailed over Eddie's back, surprisingly muscular, with tattoos scattered across his skin like some kid's sketchbook. He grabbed a six pack and walked out to the back yard.

"Want one?" Steve called out as he took his own bottle out of the pack. Eddie nodded and held his hand out to recieve it. He was still turned to Steve while opening the bottle when he noticed Steve drinking his own, small amounts missing his mouth and spilling onto his chest. It looked like a scene out of porn, Eddie had to remind himself to close his mouth and actually drink the beer. He turned back around to drink his beer and look into the pool, which lasted about 3 seconds until Steve had jumped in, canonball style, causing water to fly everywhere.

"Jesus Harrington you're going to get my hair wet!" Eddie complained as he tried to flick the droplets out of his hair.

"Oh come on, who said that being wet was a bad thing?" Steve teased as he tried to splash water over. Eddie kicked some back while half laughing and half drinking his beer. Steve thought he could hear the sound forever and never get tired of it.

"I will get out of this pool if you don't stop!" Eddie warned. Steve only walked closer.

"Do you trust me?"

"I swear to God if you pull me in here with you..."

Steve only smiled and shook his head.

"Then... yes?"

Steve closed the distance between them and grabbed the beer out of Eddie's hand, earning a slight whimper at the loss of the beverage. He took Eddie's hands and put one each on his shoulder, wrapped his legs around his waist, and pulled his own arms around Eddie's torso as he pulled him into the water. Eddie was freaking out, he was convinced he was going to die; his head instinctively found Steve's shoulder out of fear of being pulled under the water.

"Relax, baby, I won't drop you." Steve muttered into Eddie's ear, or more like his hair, after feeling his body tense up.

The two held each other as Steve slowly walked around the pool, occasionally reaching the edge to take a swig of beer.

"Do I intimidate you Eddie? I can feel your fingers fidgeting against my neck." Steve whispered, even though nobody else was in sight.

"Oh, sorry... It's just a habit, you're not intimidating..." Eddie murmured back.

"Then why won't you look at me?" Steve inquired with a voice that sent shockwaves into Eddie's soul. He sounded like a puppy that had just been kicked out. Eddie's eyes slowly moved up to meet Steve's, causing a smirk to break out on his face.

"There he is! Are you uncomfortable? I can put you down if you like."

"No! I mean, no. Don't put me down. I like..." Eddie's voice trailed off as he burned up with embarassment.

"You like what, sweetheart? You're going to have to speak up." Steve teased.

"I like, I like it when you hold me..."

"Good, I like holding you."

Steve felt himself start to overheat from the warmth of Eddie's body. Chuckles left his body as he pulled the metalhead's hair to one shoulder so he could move the two fo them further into the water.

It felt nice to just walk around with the weight of Eddie against him. No children screaming, no homework, no parents, no apocalyptic war to fight, just him and the guy he couldn't stop thinking about.

"Steve?" Eddie asked, interupting Steve's train of thought.

"Hm?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"Why am I doing what?"

"Shamelessly flirting with me, looking at me like you wanna eat me, and now you're holding me and walking around the pool."

"Why do you think I'm doing that?

"I'm confused, that's why I'm asking, duh."

"I want you, Eddie."

"I figured, but, in what way?"

"I want you to be mine, I want you to hold, to feel your soft skin against my hands. I want you to look at, admire that pretty face of yours. I want you to kiss, to feel those lips that I can't stop staring at. I want you in my bed, shaking with pleasure as I make you feel good." Steve muttered the last part into Eddie's ears, as if he was saying a secret only they could know.

With each sentence Eddie felt his face go redder and redder.

"You can't just say things like that Harrington, you're so scandalous!" Eddie teased, trying to distract his crush from his flustered face.

"Hey, I was just being honest!"

"Really?"

"Yeah? Why would I lie about that?"

"I dunno, it's just hard to believe..."

"How come?"

"Steve Harrington, you have no idea what you do to me."

"Eddie Munson, what do I do to you?"

"You freak me out! You give me heart attacks with your behaviour, because I have liked you for so, so long."

Steve felt like he was on cloud 9. He was holding Eddie, their skin was so close together, and he had just heard the words he had been wanting to hear for months.

"Really? I mean, we never really talked in highschool..."

"Yeah, 'cause you were a royal dick in highschool. I like you much better now." Eddie explained.

"Good, I'm glad. I like who I am now way more than who I was in highschool."

An awkward silence fell between them.

"Steve if you don't kiss me right now I think I'm actually going to explode."

"So needy Eddie, just the way I like it."

Steve closed the distance between their lips and when they finally met he felt like they were made for each other. Their lips slotted perfectly between each other, even softer than Steve had imagined. He took control of the kiss, lightly pushing his tongue against Eddie's bottom lip, asking permission to go further, which he happily obliged. Eddie's hands found its way into Steve's hair, while Steve's slowly moved under Eddie's ass to support him. Eddie let out a small whine when they separated, but both had grins spanning across their faces.

"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that." Steve whispered as he rested his forehead again'st Eddie's.

"Trust me Steve, I've wanted it for longer." Eddie responded as he went back in for a kiss.

This time there was more passion, more lust, in the kiss. Eddie felt like a weight had been lifted off of his shoulders now that he could freely express how he felt to Steve. He never thought this day would come but god did it feel good to finally let loose. Steve, on the other hand, was enjoying it. He could tell there was a difference in Eddie's body, he could tell there was this energy that was buzzing through him, the same that was buzzing through his own body. Their teeth and tongue clashed as they fought for dominance; it was messy and innefficient, but they didn't care. They pulled away, gasping for air, looking at each other for any signs of discomfort.

"You amaze me, Steve Harrington."

"There's nobody else I'd rather amaze, Eddie Munson."

"You cocky bastard."

The two laughed and just stood for what felt like hours, slowly running their hands over each other's bodies.

"Wanna go upstairs? I wanna touch you, Eds, will you let me do that?" Steve whispered. The nickname sent shocks down Eddie's spine.

"You're already touching me, Stevie." he teased.

"Now who's the cocky bastard now?"

"Yeah, but I'm your cocky bastard."

"Oh yeah? Wanna be mine, pretty boy?"

Eddie just nodded, shyness suddenly creeping into his mind.

"Show me then."

"I'll show you if you take me upstairs."

Steve wasted no time in pulling them out of the water, grabbing Eddie's hand as he walked back into the house. Giggles echoed throughout the hallway as Steve picked Eddie back up and wrapped him around his waist, occasionally knocking into the wall as he kept his eyes on Eddie's.

"Gotta dry off Stevie, we're still wet." Eddie whispered as Steve sat straight on top of his sheets.

"Don't worry baby, we'll warm up soon enough." Steve responded as he ran his fingers through Eddie's partially wet hair, earning a look of surprise.

"W-what did you just call me?" Eddie stuttered.

"Baby. Is that okay?"

Instead of responding, Eddie's cheeks flushed red as he hid his head in the crook of Steve's neck.

"Don't get shy on me now, I wanna see that pretty face of yours." Steve cooed as he practically grabbed Eddie's face and pushed it away from his shoulder. He chuckled when he felt the warmth radiating off his cheeks.

"So responsive for me, so good for me Eddie." Steve teased again.

"Oh my god Harrington stop teasing me and k-" Eddie's words stopped short as he felt Steve kiss him with fervor. Their noses bumped into each other as they moved in syncronisation, as Steve slowly pulled Eddie's hair out the way. His fingers slowly trailed down his neck, placing light kisses against his jaw and moving down, applying more pressure each time to find the sweet spot. Eddie let out a small string of curse words as Steve's lips attached to the area between his jaw and ear, only to bite his lips to hide any noise.

"Don't kiss hide kiss those pretty kiss noises kiss"

Eddie couldn't help but continuously whine and moan as Steve went further, licking and biting at parts of his neck and jaw. He began to grind down against Steve's hips, already feeling the erection under him. Steve hummed in response, placing his hands on Eddie's hips and giding him as they continued kissing, exploring each other with such passion.

"Steve I wanna... I wanna make you feel good" Eddie whispered, almost as if they could get caught at any moment.

"Oh Eddie you're making me feel so good right now, fuck you look so pretty like this."

"N-no, I wanna..."

"You wanna what hm? Speak up for me baby it's just us."

Eddie thought Steve's sweet talk would kill him. He was convinced he was going to die.

"Can I touch you?"

"Touch me where?"

The embarassment was too much, Eddie just to slowly trail his hand down Steve's chest until it reached the waistband of his swim shorts.

"You gotta use your words for me sweetheart." Steve said with a smirk.

"For fucks sake Harrington stop teasing me and let me touch your dick" Eddie complained, leaving Steve chuckling.

"So feisty, it's cute. Go ahead baby, make me feel even better." he said as he leaned back on his arms, admiring the sight before him.

Eddie snaked his hand down to palm Steve's hard cock through his pants, earning a groan from Steve as he let his head fall back. Eddie's mind raced as he quickly realised just how big Steve was, people weren't kidding when they said he knew how to please.

Lust clouded his mind as he pulled it out of the pants, mesmerised at the sight. It was long, not too thick, but enough to make you feel full, slightly veiny but only on the underside. Steve wasn't clean shaven, but the hair was neatly groomed. Eddie liked the weight in his hands and decided to start pumping up and down slowly, applying pressure especially near the tip and the base. Steve's moans went straight to Eddie's body, his own cock aching to be touched, but he had to focus on pleasuring for now. His tongue poked out as he bit his lip, wanting to feel Steve in his mouth. Fuck it, he thought, as he slid off Steve's lap to get on his knees.

Eddie spit into his hand and continued moving up and down the shaft, pressing gentle kisses onto the tip. The salty taste of precum and saliva wasn't necessarily a pleasant feeling, but neither Steve or Eddie were complaining.

"Fuck baby, just like that. Use your mouth on me, god I could watch you on your knees forever." Steve praised as he ran his fingers through Eddie's hair, slightly tugging at the roots.

Eddie took the whole length of Steve in his mouth in one swift motion, using his free hand to fondle his balls and feel all up on his thighs. Steve's jaw slackened as he was surprised by the sudden feeling.

"Jesus baby, t-take all of me, god damn" he stuttered. He felt Eddie smile against his skin, obviously enjoying the reaction. Eddie focused his tongue on the veins along the length, occasionally moving it back up to swirl it around the tip, earning wanton moans from Steve that went straight to his own dick.

"Eddie, I'm gonna cum soon, you gotta get off me baby. I wanna touch you."

"Cum in my mouth Steve, I wanna taste you." Eddie replied as he continued his work.

"God the mouth on you..." Steve muttered as he ran a hand down his face. The familiar coil in his stomach began to tighten as Eddie sucked him off; a slight euphoria, strong enough to take away all his breath and energy.

" 'M close, sweetheart, you wanna take all my cum?"

"Give it to me, Stevie" Eddie groaned as he bobbed his head faster. Eventually he pulled off to open his mouth wide open as Steve finished, his seed shooting out onto his face and his tongue, moans leaving the both of them. Eddie swallowed what he could and pressed gentle kisses into Steve's pelvis and thighs to help him calm down. Steve pulled him back onto his lap and just looked into the eyes staring into his own for a second.

"I wish you saw yourself the way I see you Eddie."

"How do you see me Steve?"

"I see you Eddie, I see all of you. You look so pretty, especially when you're on your knees for me. I could kiss you for days and not get tired of it."

"Then kiss me Steve."

[exhaustedwerewolf]

losing my mind over pricey lip balm being in percy’s bag in the new tlovm thing. am I just starved for vm content or is this actually the funniest thing on the planet. vex handles his finances and she’s letting him buy the good stuff? beeswax? besotted. to be fair she probably enjoys watching him put it on. the mental image of someone trying to say something to him while he’s mid lip balm application and he just holds up a finger and won’t let them speak until he’s finished. this is the most self destructive man ever conceived. he once jumped into a pool with a kettle full of sodium just to win a canonball contest. in tlovm he canonically shot a hole through his palm. but god forbid his lips be dry.

[magic-human-bean]

Do you think cookies that have a bond with a human would panic if they see their human friend jump/swim in water? Because most of them wouldn't even know how to swim (besides sorbet shark and skid cookie), would they feel anxious to see them swim on their own specially on deep waters? Because they know if something were to happen to their friend they wouldn't be able to help?

Very VERY big panic.

Imagine if the cookie doesn't even know that humans are waterproof. They're hanging out at the beach when SUDDENLY the human goes canonballing (at a safe distance).

The cookie stands up in utter shock and just rushes to the scene, stopping right at the water's limit, and then the cookie can only stare in horror, maybe scream out the name of their human friend.

But then the human's head perks out of the water and they're just smiling, taking a moment to realize their cookie friend is loudly calling them over in a panic.

Once the human realizes/remembers that water is deadly to cookies, they feel super bad and swim back to shore to explain that humans can in fact chill in water without dying, as long as they can breathe air.

The Cookie is really surprised by this, but still shaken. They understand the human isn't dying now, but every time their human friend goes for a swim, it still makes the cookie super anxious because they're just not used to seeing this, plus they can't help but feel like a bunch of dangerous things could still be lurking underwater... What could they possibly do if their human friend got attacked?

They will be pretty insistent on asking their human friend to stay close to shore.

[dreaminlittlenightmares]

what's everyone's most useless talent?

Ah, another interesting ask~ Also did a Special Talents/Skills prompt a while ago

The Maw

Six: Can fit her entire fist in her mouth the Janitor: Can use his arms as jump rope (also his special skill) the Twin Chefs: One can identity any food by smell alone, and the other is the Maw proclaimed king of limbo the Lady: Can twitch her nose like Bewitched the Granny: Canonball Queen the Runaway Kid: Remembers the first sentence of every book he’s read

Pale City

Mono: Can tell time by what’s on television the Hunter: Forming colour palettes the Teacher: Can say your name in an intimidating way the Doctor: Can do back flips with ease the Thin Man: Smoke tricks

The Nest

the Raincoat Girl: Can tell when it’s about to rain by looking at the sky the Craftsman: Can fall asleep anywhere the Butler: Can speak in a variety of voices the Pretender: Can balance books on her head and walk

Extras

the Spoon Girl: Immune to ear worms the Lollipop Kid: Never gets sick from eating too many sweets the Ghost Kid: Sneezes whenever there’s too much dust/mold in the air the Toddler: Claims to have the ability to talk to animals

the Green Boy: Can pick up things with his toes the Refugee Boy: Can undo any knot the Refugee Boy’s Sister: Math-wiz (also her special skill) the Long Haired Girl: Can cry on command the Humpback Girl: Good at remembering faces the Mummy Kid: Can tell you the title of a song with just a few lyrics/notes (also his special skill) the Tall Boy: Can make coins stand up on their edge the Forked Boy: Master of the Water Bottle Flip (also his special skill) the Strong Boy: Can crush a soda can with his forehead and not feel pain

the Ferryman: Can identify accents quickly the Mirror Man: Can easily read things written backwards the North Wind: Mood killer, and takes pride in that

The Missing Characters

the Flash Light Girl: Can wiggle her ears the Bread Boy: Can solve Rubik Cubes easily the Hanging Man: Can balance a spoon on his nose the Wax Bellman: Can fake an accent and sound convincing the Lunch Lady: Can cook with whatever is around and it’s edible the Principal: Recites interesting but unless facts the Barber: Can sell water to a whale the Mail Recipient: Can tell you the meaning of a flower if you ask nicely the Scarf Kid: Immune to brain freezes

[not-souleaterpost]

Napoleon and the positivity of negativity

So a few months ago, I wrote on how the Napoleon trailers sucked - cause they looked as if they made Napoleon into some generic comic book "epic" villian, like the blue guy from those Avengers movies people cried about to only forget about totally by now.

But then it turned out I was wrong - and people said it was worse - instead of a power fantasy it instead was a farce, basically making Napoleon into the biggest loser that doesnt weigh 300 pounds or more. I heard things like it was Anglo propoganda, that it Napoleon into a cerain word which I am tired of hearing on the net on yt videos with those poorly drawn white faces with various emotions of rage and mouth-openess, that it didn't even show any battles and claimed Napoleon was too dumb to win not by sheer luck, etc.

Oh also "historical inacuracy" - but I never cared bout that, cause I'm too smart- nah actually cause I'm too scatterbrained to remember enough details to be pedantic anyways.

So the question is - knowing all that I must not have watched the movie? Well I didn't, till a buddy wanted to go see it, rejecting my alternative suggestion of the Bob Marley biopic (someday…) And I thought "why not, lets see how shitty it is" And it started, me watching relaxed, with the lowest expectations, glib and cynical as if I was a 45 year old youtuber who can only make fun of other movies while giving up any artistic ambitions cause my intentionally bad movie was a bit too intentionally bad:

But then it started happening: Napoleon scared but determined, jumps on his horse, starts to ride on it only for the horse to get fucking shot with a canonball, Napoleon on the ground, literally shell shocked, his buddys saying "you alright", only for him after a moment of collecting himself, to run back into the battle, the frontlines and execute his cool anime plan.

Then I got what they (maybe) were getting at - the anime loser who becomes brave Napoleon, the Taxi Driver Napoleon, the internet shut-in Shizo Napoleon. Or the fight club Napoleon - cause Josephine at first was basically Marla or whatever her name was, just with less penguin's surfing around (well guess the dogs made up for that, French royals be crazy) But it wasn't then just some weird emasculation fantasy as you often see in the youtube comments on videos of cartoons that are made for kids - it kinda seemed at first, but then it genuinely became a kind of love story, one of two actually "baaaaaaad" people, who's ambitions turned into something real, even if twisted, and pathetic. The whole divorce scene with them crying - ofcourse one could read as "haha see how they are mocking Napoleon!" but what one felt was the genuine emotons and saddnes in them both.

And I could go on, but I ain't some 1million sub youtuber, so I cant just do summarys with vapid commentary - as Napoleon, I have to write something delusional and unhinged instead: So the thing is, if I went in, with no expectations, I probably would have missed all that - I would have been like all the whiners (no shade, I whine enough myself about everything, but its the best way of putting it):

"Oh Napoleon gets emasculated and controled by his wife who fucks the first guy she meets! Oh they are making him look scared and weird all the time cause they wanna make fun of him and people that think he was an interesting figure! Oh they have fake death counts to demonize him more than all the other royals who enslaved and killed people too!"

And I would have missed a movie that was pretty good. Not like a masterpiece, but compare it to that King Arthur movie by ol' Ridley from 2010 or whatever, this one atleast had some substance, had some artistic vision of reframing Napoleon as Raskalnikov while at the same time reconstructing him AS truly being bigger than life - cause you see how he struggles trough his weirdo excentrys, his various, as they call on here these day "neuro-divergencies" - but that he pushes thorugh them and makes himself magnetic - even if that magnetism pulls all them down into the same abyss…

So yeah tl;dr - Actually shitting on something is good cause either it is shit and then its justified, or maybe it makes it better once you got your expectations lowerd and preamptively delt with things which would have been devestating in the moment.

Also, I'm ofcourse being a bit tongue in cheeck, but if you still are angry or asking why I'm writting this instead on working on things I promised:

Yeah…Sorry

[minusgangtime]

Canonball!~-

(she jumped onto his lap-)

-shelby

"A-"

[grimbeak]

you people would not beleive the things kids are yelling before they jump into the pool these days. whatever happened to canonball why are we yelling john cena and fbi open up and i woke up in a new bugatti before jumping in