#just a lil middle child humour

[oifaaa]

If Jason lived would he win favorite child status for being the kid that finished school and didn’t let the cause take over his life?

Jason is firmly in middle child territory he could cure cancer end world hunger and just for fun create the perfect society and he still wouldn't be the favourite child

[castle-dominion]

castle 6x10 the good the bad & the baby

the baby lotto episode liveblog

heheheh I actually missed this one on my family watch & we had to go back afterwards to watch it.

I'm so stoked.

Loooove a good bit of christianity. The aesthetics, the folk-catholic, the goth/emo, the religious trauma, I love it sm. *dies immediately after handing a baby to the priest*

Very Castle of him. But he's right leftovers are important. Oh yeah, Pi. (Ooh audio commentary... which I've seen) lol mom Oh her dad is joining them! ... Costume? (take it in the context of the times Dom, period typical homophobia tagged on ao3 as 2007, it's ok, well it is not ok but it's fine it's fine you don't need to do anything, just be quiet, it's fine, everyone in 2023 knows that this is racist it's fine just keep watching)

Should I clip this? KB: Uh … you guys – you guys dress up for Thanksgiving? RC: (pause) Doesn’t everybody? KB: (low) No, I think that’s pretty special to you. (to CASTLE) Um … so, is there anything else I need to know about you before we get married? RC: So many, many things.

lol beckett & becket

RC: When we do this, let’s not do the dead body in the middle of the aisle.

6.30 mass? that's early af. "at the buttcrack of dawn" said my lil bro

JE: a little something something. LP *turns around with a smile & a baby* RC: A BABY!!!!? LP: A boy. I’m guessing he’s about three months. (lol no.) And he’s hungry because he keeps going after the girls. RC: Oh, who can blame him? Hi, buddy. What’s your name, little man?

rysposito arguing over lottery lol (yk what? I'll quote.) JE: his name is Cameron Ducane, 30, lived in the Bronx. There’s no baby pictures in his wallet, he’s got a commercial driver’s license, probably drives for a living. He’s got a car wash coupon– (he scoffs) – and like Ryan, spent his hard earned money on a lottery ticket. KR: (sighs) That is the Five State Magic Ball Jackpot. At $247 million you’re crazy not buying a ticket. JE: Yeah, one or two. Not fifty. KR: I’m just increasing my odds of winning. JE: You’re increasing your odds of being broke. KR: Listen, do you have any idea what it costs raising a child in New York City? JE: (shrugs) I don’t know how much it costs. I mean - KR: Of course you don’t, ‘cause you don’t - JE: I’m – RC: Guys! How about we don’t fight in front of the baby? Beckett smiles and rolls her eyes all at once.

He does call himself ruggedly handsome more than once lol. Castle is also such a dad! He sees a baby & immediately he goes from "12-year-old humour" & "15 year old who thinks he can seduce his teacher" to "DAD MODE ENABLED. OBJECTIVES: PROTECT CHILD, CLICK TONGS, MAKE JOKES."

What's his name? Julian? Love how Castle just steals him(*shrugs at beckett*) & gets ice cream. I am so glad that in the bonus features of at least one of the seasons we got to meet the "cast behind the cast" clipping

Yes he does drive for a living THAT IS A HORRIBLE SHIFT IMO. I used to work 11-19 but it was always that not 23-6...

Maybe he was thinking abt having a baby & put locks on the doors for that

I loooove this scene. They just filmed it in a car elevator. soo goood. (no-show or call in sick or smth?) (roman is very... artiulate if you know what I'm thinking about. Which you do. Why would you read my liveblog without having seen the show? unless you're reading my liveblog WHILE watching the ep but who would be doing that? I am not that popular.) Love the whistle

Ok so Roman the car service owner said that since Werid Prison Dude showed up, Cameron had been staying out all not, not coming in for his 3.00 lunch break.

That's an awesome tattoo but also it sounds like literally every tattoo. apparently this individual messed up their lines, it was supposed to be "howling at THE moon" but he said "It was pretty spectacular. It was a wolf, teeth bared, howling at a moon." & they kept it bc it was awesome beckt it is NOT specific. LOVE the outfits for ryckett, but I liked beckett's outdoor outfit better than her indoor one. Oh & esposito has bisexual clothes on (even tho it's supposed to be a classic case of dark haired gay x light haired bisexual)

If speeding tickets are on your criminal record then these detectives should get A Lot more "no record except for speeding tickets" rather than "no record"

KR: A guy takes off for work at 10PM and never arrives. And then at 6:45 the next morning he shows up shot to death at a church, holding someone else’s baby. What the hell happened in those 8 hours? That's the point of the episode babe

BECKETT shakes her head. The elevators dings and they turn to see CASTLE walking in, the baby in this arms. A UNIFORM (Julian?) follows him, his hands FULL of baby stuff. CASTLE waves. KB: Hey. So … that’s a couple of things? (ryan's big smile when castle comes in) RC: Yeah. I just grabbed the essentials. You know, diapers, a carrier, wipes, blankies, bottles, formula. Didn’t want little Cosmo going hungry. (Older brother's horror game player: B'by!! Baby! ... The ba,bey!) uwu castle dressed him up like a turkey! KB: I’m suddenly getting a clear and frightening visual as to what my future will look like. so she is planning on having kids.

KR: Hey, Castle. …um, mind if I hold him? It’ll be good experience for me. RC: Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Ready? KR: Yeah He passes RYAN the baby. As soon as the baby leaves CASTLE’S arms, he starts to fuss. (because the film team had quadruplets & each baby had a different specialty. This baby hated being on their back so they would start crying. Coincidentally, Seamus Dever was holding them so the camera could see them which just so happened to be a position that the baby hated so they started to cry as soon as he held them.) RC: Hold his head, there. KR: I know. RC: Hold him up under his – KR: I know. The baby keeps fussing. KR: Um… he’s crying. What am I doing wrong? RC: Just try to remain calm. They can sense fear. (like bees, dogs, & bread dough) KR: This is not at all like the practice doll. The baby continues to cry and CASTLE makes a face. Finally RYAN breaks and hands him back to CASTLE. KR: I thought I was ready. Clearly I am not. (aside) Oh God, I’m not ready. Poor man XD, but also NOBODY is ready for a baby. (clipping)

I'm the baby whisperer!!!

RC: Want to hold him? Her smile falls. KB: Uh, no. I’d rather figure out where he came from. RC: Well, when a man – (Sex? I’ll explain how that works later.) KB: Stop. Stop. I know where babies come from, Castle. Just not this one. She heads for her desk. RC: I can’t believe you don’t want to hold the baby. Everyone wants to hold the baby. JE: I don’t want to hold that baby. (THAT baby XD) (tbh I could clip that one phrase) RC: shrugs.

Jimmy Wolfinsky, aka Jimmy the Wolf. Good name, good tat. That sketch has a slightly too strong chin

RC: So it’s a tale of betrayal and revenge. Cameron abandons his partner Jimmy he comes down, leaving him to take the fall. Ridden with remorse, Cameron tries to put it all behind him, start life anew. But surprise, surprise. *cameral looking at ryan from the baby's POV* RC: Jimmy made parole after spending seven long years thinking of ways to make his partner pay. I like the "chorus" shakespeare bonvolio moments where people recap what has been going on in hte ep. Makes it make sense for me. But I thought cam told his wife everything & wouldn't keep secrets like extra marital babies & presumably bank robbery

Clip the jacket toss? Maybe they don't know he's gone, just like the lightbulb len episode (not relevant to anything but remember when castle was like "alexis doesn't think loving ashley at college is practical but she needs to love him anyway" & now with pi he's like "don't you dare effing move out") clipping lanie baby talk to for sure

LP: Well, whatever happened happened near that church. She drops her jacket on a chair. KB: Lanie, what are you doing here? LP: I had some information and I thought I’d come by and check on my little patient. (she bypasses them completely and picks the baby up from the pack and play) Hey little doodlebug. How’re you doing? KB: What makes you think Cameron was shot near the church? LP: Well, based on the nature and the severity of the wounds, your victim maybe had only five or ten minutes before he bled out. RC: He couldn’t have driven that far. LP: Twenty blocks at most. I also found something unusual under his fingernails. [In baby voice] Wax residue, charred nitrocellulose, and camphor. Despite her rundown of the facts, she more interested in the baby. KB: Nitrocellulose? LP: Yes. It’s used to make celluloid. You can find it in old filmstock, certain kinds of plastic, but it’s highly flammable. (she goes back to the baby) Isn’t it? RC: Charred celluloid? Where would that come from? LP: Beats me. That’s your job. Right now my job is to play with the little baby. Yes it is. LP continues to bounce the baby. KB smiles.

Ryan no you are embarrassing me & I'm just watching the show. JE: Yeah, this is Detective Esposito. I need to put out a BOLO on a Jimmy Wolfins- (he pauses when he sees a man walking toward him) Never mind. I think I found him. should I clip the oblivious ryan + fight scene esposito? lil bro said yes

INT – TWELFTH PRECINCT OBSERVATION ROOM RC: is in the room, holding the baby. They’re watching JIMMY through the glass. RC: See that man? That is a bad man. He’s gonna confess and we’re going to know just who you are. The baby coos in his arms. KR: walks in. KR: Castle? Mind if I try again? RC: Course. Here you go. He hands the baby over, and just like last time the baby immediately starts to fuss. RC: makes a face and KR: starts to panic. He hands the baby back. KR: I’ll just … wait outside. RC: No problem. KR: sighs as he backs out the door. He can’t even come up with an excuse. RC: (low, to the baby) You did that on purpose, didn’t you? High five. (the baby hits his palm) Good job.

RC: That’s a grownup lying. (low) Get used to that.

I like the wolf. Not ratting on his partner even tho the man abandoned him in the bank job.

JW: Because … I don’t know, when I was convicted I may have told some folks that Cam would pay. But that was years ago. (they’re silent) Look, the truth is, I was the one who messed up that day. I got hung up inside. Cam waited as long as he could. Longer than he should’ve. I told him that. He knew we were square. Good on them tbh

You're out of the house before 7? I mean I used to have to catch my bus for culinary school at 6.00...

Love seeing Gates be normal Gates not "iron gates".

KB: Castle, we were strangers until this morning. but you were only strangers until this morning! Consistency is important for kids! In the face of that face XD

One of our own sjfhdsjksdjklj

lunch HOUR? He works 7 hours & one of those hours is his lunch?

I had never heard the term blotter in this context before this fandom. KR: Nope, only three men and a mustang.

Wait how do-- right the footage. We saw the footage at 4.12 & mass was at 6.30.

Files, information, bank transfer numbers... they don't need to physically steal stuff b'y. Yeah bro if they got in you need to know how they did & where your security failed.

RC: A heist where nothing was taken. Maybe this is a classic ‘no honor among thieves’ situation. You know, a heist goes wrong, they fight. (reminds me of 2x21) RC: A not-so-classic no honor among thieves situation? KB: Where someone gets shot running away with a baby?

aaaaaaaaah def clipping

KR: I mean, earlier just got me thinking. Our baby’s due in a month and I can’t stop it. What if I’m really not ready? JE: Well, you’re not ready. KR: What?? JE: (shrugs) Nobody is. Look, being a dad is like being a cop. No matter what they teach you in the academy, you learn on the streets. You did okay with that, right? KR: Uh :| …my first day I was so nervous I rear ended the spot man and the guys in vests poured out ready to take me out with extreme prejudice. JE: JE: Well … you care. That already makes you a hundred times better than the dad I had. KR: [watches him for a second] (the man took you to baseball games between the ages of 3 & 5 at least...) also wow a month! The next episode is when the baby is born btw.

Typically I hear Beckett call him Espo the most. love his scarf btw

Castle can tell by the smell it was recent? A DIAPER!!! Poor baby, possibly witnessed someone get shot

I love rysposito just chatting in the background (saying goodnight & leaving in "we"s bc caskett are going home together but girl that also implies rysposito are going home together)

You are correct, he is NOT a bad guy. My man used to be a getaway driver but then he got out of the life bro. He's trying to save this baby from whoever is out there shooting ppl! actually that makes me think. Why didn't cosmo cry when cameron handed him to the priest?

Lol he's the baby whisperer. I mean yeah! Castle raised Alexis! "officially remains custody of the nypd" I used to dislike self-insert fanfiction but uh heheh technically custody of the nypd babes. & he's right! He DOES have all the stuff!

"wanna have a baby with me?" XD It'll be fun! cut to: this is SO not fun!

I love how Baby Whisperer is capitalized Them is so much faster to say but at least the book didn't say "it" (also heck yeah caskett moments) just has an exercise ball cream of mushroom soup babes HAS SHE STILL NOT HELD THE BABY? *holding him at arms length* "I hate that blanket" KB: We’re going on the nasty blanket. Yeah. Like a surgery lol. Castle really is a dad. Love the music *just not showing anything lol, rly good for filming bc they don't need to be in front of the camera* (the music heehee)

RC: All right. Now all we have to do is get him to sleep. Oh no

Martha was ALSO a single parent! The door opens and ALEXIS CASTLE walks in. Her eyes widen when she sees CASTLE and BECKETT rumpled on the couch and MARTHA happily feeding a baby. AC: How long have I been gone?

The elevator dings and CASTLE and BECKETT step off. They both have coffee but they both look bone tired. KB: Coffee’s not even helping. RC: I’d forgotten about this part. They sluggishly head for her desk. KR: Whoa. (really good "woah" from him) You two look like you got hit by the milk truck. CASTLE gestures to his face. RC: You see this face? This is the face of your future. (not clipping) JE: That bad, huh? RC: No, no, no. We slept like babies. KB: Yeah, up every hour. KR: Where is the little guy? KB: Martha and Alexis offered to babysit him. (Is that allowed? they r not the nypd?) KB: They said they were going to make a day out of it. (she tries to focus on work) So .. where are we on … um … JE, who has also basically adopted people: Child services? KB: … child services.

Nooooo did the baby's relative DIE???

KB: Uh, given how much baby garbage we generated in just one night and given how quickly they cleaned and vacated that apartment after the shooting, I’m wondering where all their garbage went. JE: raises his eyebrows. It’s a new angle. EXT – NEW YORK CITY ALLEYWAY (they've filmed in this alley before /neu) RC is digging through a dumpster. KB pops up next to him. (nice jackett btw) RC: You always take me to the most exotic places. KB: If you didn’t want to jump in your could have waited on the side like you usually do. Her teasing is good-natured. RC: What? After the puke storm I put you through last night? It felt wrong not to participate. KB: Yeah. RC: Which, by the way, you were great last night. KB: (smiles) Thank you. You weren’t so bad yourself. RC: Well, I was no baby whisperer. (she laughs) You know, I’ve gotta say, when I volunteered to take Cosmo I – I thought I was doing it for his benefit, but … I realized I was doing it more for mine. I – when Alexis was little Meredith wasn’t really around, so I – I did it all on my own. And … when you said you weren’t a baby person … KB: Ah, okay. Okay, I get it. You were thinking that … RC: (nods) Yeah. KB: Well, tell you what. When the time comes, there’s no way I’m going to let you take care of our baby on your own. She smiles and he smiles back. They lean in for a kiss. (“it’s just weird” -rc in reference to kissing in front of a dead body) KR: Hey guys! They pull back. KR holds up a bag triumphantly. (also if u look in the background esposito is peeing against the wall. Remember s1 with the nanny when castle asked where detectives go to the washroom?) KR: I’ve got something. (lil bro: "it's a couch! for my apartment!" dumpster divin', dumpster kevin...) He jumps out and runs to show them. KR: Diapers. The same kind that Cosmo was wearing when we found him. RC: The cheap, un-biodegradable kind? Now that’s just criminal.

Ryan canonically knows abt wine then? he mentioned if he won the lottery (before he had a baby) thet he'd buy a winery & farm, he's impressed by argon canisters... JE: They were lighting pin opng balls on fire??? RC: *you're right that's a college party trick*

KB: Okay, a wine preservation kit, a missing baby, and a heist where nothing was taken. I mean, each time we find a piece of this puzzle it makes less and less sense.

ryan embarrassing moments:

RC: There’s something we’re missing. Something that – There’s commotion from out in the bullpen. KR pulls a chair over to the TV. KR: It’s time! It’s time! RC: - something that’ll make the pieces fit. They head out to see what’s really going on. JE shakes his head. INT – TWELFTH PRECINCT BULLPEN KR: Quiet everyone. It’s starting! KR hands a few tickets to his coworkers. (BRO???) JE: Wow man, how many of these things did you buy – KR pushes his finger against JE’S lips to get him to stop talking. KR: Shhh. Baby needs an education. Officer Harrison.

RC: Right. The break in where nothing was stolen? Ping pong balls, wax, gas? You guys, it makes perfect sense. They fixed the lottery. The crowd mumbles. RYAN looks at the TV in disbelief before ripping his tickets in half and tossing them in the air. (at the desks now) RYAN groans, his head in his hands, shaking, BECKETT'S hand rests on his shoulder. Except how would they get them in ORDER?

the winning the lottery joke was not good

Oh no the husband is probably the one who got shot!

ok but is that the third briefcase from the end or the third briefcase from the leftmost one? what if you're doing double inclusive counting? double exclusive counting? I'm really bad at this sort of thing Benny was crying? Benny was there? no wait that was yesterday not today Why would gates ask beckett what would happen to Paul Vail? She's the captain here babes

Corner after corner walk & talk

Caskett finishing each other's sentences lol RC: They’re not leveraging him. He’s in on it. Yeah lol acab

Ooh the way the music stopped when she put down the phone? so good

They just have him in the car service location? Ok so sometimes they show up & start yelling from a distance, other times they sneak up on em. What's the difference?

Oh the reunion!

VG: Nicely done. KB: Thanks. But uh … Cam is the real hero here. VG: The getaway driver? RC: Yeah. Turns out it was a case of honor among thieves. JE: Yeah. Paul told us the whole story. KB: When Cam’s boss, Roman, found out about his past, he pressured Cam into the job and threatened to fire him if he didn’t go along. RC: It was going to destroy everything he and his wife were trying to build. (all four of them are doing the finishing sentences thing) JE: Roman promised no one would get hurt, but then after the ball exchange at the TV station, Cam overheard Roman and Walter Dennis talking. They whole leaving the country thing was bull. They never had any intention of letting the Vails live. KR: Yeah. After collecting the winnings, they were going to stage an accident, killing them all. VG: Silencing the only witnesses to their crime. KB: nods. RC: When Cam found out, he couldn’t live with that. PAUL: He tried to save us both, but they caught him. So he grabbed Benny and ran. (to MIRANDA) He gave up his life for us.

Baby! Love his hat btw

KR: Well, the good news is, I mean, besides saving that family, they are rolling over the lottery. So I’ve got another shot at that $247 million. All I’ve got to do is tape my tickets back together. JE: Oh … dude. (KR stops) They uh … they already took out the trash. KR stops for a seconds, then turns and bolts out the door, almost running into someone in the process. After he’s gone, JE starts to laugh. He pulls KR's tickets from his pocket. JE: It’s– I’m just going to let him swim around in a dumpster for like a hour, then I’m going to pull him out. XD what a dick but it's funny

AC: Hey, if you guys have kids in a few years, and I have kids in a few years, they can grow up together. RC: RC: And … it’s ruined. Bestie the turkey should have already been out of the freezer those things take forever to thaw. I missed a day of culinary school. & was screwed. Also, like??? just break it down? Different parts of the carcass have different cooking times. Break it down & then cook them so that you have them all perfectly done instead of some overcooked some still half-raw

Love Martha's outfit (her braids are not nearly tight enough tho) *don't talk about it don't talk about it don't talk about it don't talk about it hhhhhhhhhhhh* where's Jim? I'm glad that thought distracted me. Also yeah I totally believed the castle family would do that. but why did SHE get castle's outfit? if she thought castle was being srs & would have his own?

So yeah I really really loved this episode! Minus the fact that I'm FNMI ofc.

So there IS an audio commentary of this but idk if it would be worth liveblogging.

[bakidose]

— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

taglist: @katsukichu

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[yungisstar1117-writes]

Request !~~

Pairing: Hongjoong x gn!reader

Genre: yandere

Special features: anything you want ^^ (I can’t decide-)

Prompt: “Don’t ever go in that room. ever.”

Got a lil carried away ‘:)

TW: Extreme violence, proceed with caution

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As you waited in the mansion’s lobby, you couldn’t help but marvel at its beauty. Almost every ceiling had intricate spiralling designs, a chandelier hanging in the middle. The glass shimmered in such a way that it almost entranced you, eyes staying on it for a little too long. When you heard the snap of fingers however, you refocused on the man infront of you.

“Do not. Master Kim despises the inquisitive.”

Raising an eyebrow, you gave the grave man infront of you a teasing smile as you gestured around. The whole time you had been here he’d been staring at you in an almost solemn way, his face set in a frown as if he’s never smiled before. Perhaps he’d never met someone like you.

“Hey, can you blame me? This house looks straight outta a fuckin fairytale!”

Your laugh soon petered out however when his eyes shot open wide, grabbing your arm with an almost urgency. It was the fastest you’d seen this ghost-like butler move.

“Do not swear! If you value your life, catch your tongue. You’ve done enough.”

Before you could open your mouth again there was a slam of a door, making the butler quickly step away from you. He gave you a warning glare before walking to his Master, bowing slightly.

”Master Kim, a Y/F/N is here to see you.”

Nodding the man waved the butler away offhandedly, walking up to you with a warm smile. Just as you shook the man’s hand you glanced at the butler from over his shoulder, confused at the way he stared at you. He almost looked…

Guilty.

“Y/N, oh how nice it is to see you!”

Turning back to the man with a bright smile, you nodded courteously before letting your hand fall.

“Likewise. How many years has it been, 4? Perhaps 5?”

”If I were to hazard a guess, Four years, seven months and 13 days. Approximately.”

You stared at him astounded for a second until he broke out in bouts of laughter, patting your shoulder as you also let out a confused chuckle.

”God, you definitely have your father’s sense of humour, or lack of to be more specific.”

Gesturing for you to follow him, you took the opportunity to gaze around your surroundings, still listening as Mr. Kim spoke in a flamboyant manner. You were used to it however, he’d been your Father’s boss since you were a child, perhaps even before.

“So how was Cambridge? I hear the business law program is top-notch.”

Again you looked at him in confusion, now stopping in your tracks.

“Are you like psychic or something Mr. Kim?! Father said he hasn’t been able to contact you in like two years!”

Mr. Kim looked startled for a second before his calm smile came back, hand waving away your concerns.

“Sorry, I have been told my assumptions are almost oddly correct. I thought you would follow in your father’s footsteps and I suppose I was right.”

A little ‘ah’ left you and your smile returned, following Mr. Kim as he turned down a narrow corridor. Almost as if just remembering, Mr. Kim turned to you so quickly that you almost collided with him. He steadied you with an arm to the waist.

“Apologies Y/N! It just occurred to me, your not a child anymore. There’s no need to be so formal with me. Call me Hongjoong.”

”Yes Mr.-“

You cut yourself off at your mistake, watching as Hongjoong glowered at you. It sent a chill down your spine at seeing such anger in someone’s eyes, especially over such a small matter. Freaky.

“Yes Hongjoong.”

Smile returning, Hongjoong let his hand rest for a little too long on your side before continuing his apparent tour of his home. Eventually entering his office, Hongjoong sat on a nearby sofa and patted the cushion next to him expectantly. Hesitantly you sat down, trying to ignore the hand Hongjoong had rested on the back of the sofa as he turned to face you.

“So as your father must have told you before, I am not very trusting in humans. You see, many mistake greed for desire, letting want rule their actions. They have no self control, giving into their savage, primal desires…”

He trailed off for a second, almost seeming to be lost in your eyes before continuing, subconsciously wetting his lips.

“And using that moment of weakness to excuse their horrific actions. It’s one of many good reasons I hired your father, Seonghwa may be one of the only people I trust. Anyways, because of this I don’t really trust anyone else than those close to me to watch over the house.”

You nodded with a polite smile, glancing over at a door on the other side of the room as Hongjoong spoke.

“I don’t have many rules for you, you’ve always been the responsible type. All I have to say is-“

Hongjoong narrowed his eyes when he saw you weren’t focusing on him, looking behind him to see what you were looking at. His gaze hardened however when his gaze connected withhe door.

“Just as I was about to say. Don’t ever go into that room. Ever.”

You raised your eyebrows at the harshness of Hongjoong’s tone. When you only nodded, he grabbed you by the wrist, pulling you closer. His voice dropped an octave, and he almost spat his words at you in anger.

“It is of upmost importance Y/N, so I hope you’re listening well.”

Your eyes were wide as you nodded again, stuttering as you replied.

“Y-yes M- Hongjoong…”

When he released your wrist you rubbed it, already feeling a bruise forming. Sighing, Hongjoong stood up, seeming sorry but unable to form the right words.

“Let’s go to your room, I think we both need a rest.”

“Yes Hongjoong.”

As Hongjoong led you out of the room, you couldn’t help but gaze at the metal door once again, the steel bolt gleaming in the sunlight.

Just what was so important behind that door?

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It was about 1am, and despite your jet lag your mind was running a mile a minute. All you could think about was Hongjoong’s face when he saw you looking at the door, the urgency in his tone when he gripped your wrist. You remembered him as a much nicer man as a child, fondly remembering the trinkets he gifted to you from his travels around the world. He always seemed so content watching the awe and wonder on your face as you carefully held each item, listening carefully as Hongjoong explained their significance.

This soon brought memories of your older years however, when you’d just turned 16 and went to visit Hongjoong a few months before he disappeared for so long. The way his hands always rested on you for a little too long, the way you were constantly tripping over, ending up in his clutches. You always brushed it off as coincidences, but as you gazed at the ornate ceiling, your mind was troubled by these memories. Was that really just one big coincidence?

Sighing, you turned over in bed, quickly pushing a stray hair out of your face as you gazed at the door now in front of you. Biting your lip, you quickly slipped a jumper on before walking to the door, turning the handle as quietly as possible. Time to find out just what Hongjoong was so afraid you’d see. Maybe it would explain his weird behaviour.

You tried to think of everything that could be behind the door as you quietly padded along the tiled floor. It can’t be money or jewels, stuff like that is the reason Hongjoong asked you to house sit. Perhaps things that are easily breakable? Or maybe even.. stolen?

Eventually you reached Hongjoong’s office yet again, prying the door open slightly and surveying it. Once you saw the room was empty you entered, glancing at the bolted door and raising an eyebrow when you saw it had been left slightly ajar. Still unable to hear anything, you assumed Hongjoong had left it open and went to bed.

“Perfect.”

Carefully, you shut the door behind you before going to the metal one, opening it a little bit more so you could slip in. Instantly, a rush of cold air ran over you, and as you hugged your arms to your chest you were thankful you’d decided to wear a hoodie before going on this expedition. The stairs infront of you were cement, a few cracks here and there showing their age. You slowly descended them, trying to focus on the dark at the bottom of the stairs. It was pitch-black, and you couldn’t even see where the stairs stopped and the floor started. Your feet soon connected with the floor however, and it was only then you realised your phone was in the room. How stupid of you.

Feeling around the walls for a light switch, you now shivered at such cold temperatures, confused as to why it was so cold down here. It felt like it was below zero, and your teeth were chattering as your hands finally doing the switch. Turning the lights on, you watched them flicker to a start on the ceiling before finally looking at your surroundings, breath hitching as a shaking hand covered your mouth.

Bodies. Bodies everywhere.

Falling to the floor, you vomited onto it ungraciously before wiping your mouth with your hand, eyes a little more unfocused than before. Your whole body seemed to shake now as you slowly stood up again, steadying yourself on the wall as you looked from each body to the next. You covered your mouth again, nails digging into your skin as you fought the urge to scream. Your face flickered with recognition however when you took a closer look at each cadaver, gulping as your throat seemed to run dry with terror.

You slowly walked to the closest body hanging from the ceiling, each one lined up in an orderly fashion while their scantily clad bodies were covered in cuts and bruises, some even mutilated. You couldn’t help but gag the closer you came, eyes now finding the dried pool of blood on the floor beneath the bodies, some of it old, some of it startlingly new.

“J-Jongho…”

You had to pull your hand away as you reached out instinctively to your old bully, remembering when he had first been reported missing a few weeks ago. You remembered that slight twinge of happiness you’d selfishly felt, all them years of wishing your tormentor dead.

But now with him hanging infront of you, eyes lifeless and mouth hanging open in a never ending scream, you couldn’t help but feel disgusted. You never meant for this to happen, never actually wished him dead. This was you, this was your fault, someone was dead because of you. So many people were dead because of you, each person now recognisable as someone who had wronged you at some point or another.

Jung Wooyoung, the kid that stole your project and nearly had you expelled for cheating.

Song Mingi, the boy that would occasionally steal your lunch money when his parents couldn’t afford it.

Choi San, your classmate at Cambridge who had come onto you a month ago while drunk at a house party.

Kang Yeosang, the son of one of your dad’s law firm partners, who had touched you inappropriately at one of your Dad’s business events.

And Jung Yunho, the boy who broke your heart when he cheated on you while you were overseas studying.

All these men that had wronged you, all these men you had wished death upon, were hung up before you. Killed like animals and left to rot in a makeshift freezer for god knows how long. And the cause of this carnage, their murderer was happily asleep upstairs.

“Shit.. what- what the fuck..”

You clutched at your chest as it heaved, panic finally setting your body into motion. Backing away, you bent over and took in a few deep breaths to keep yourself from throwing up again before speaking quietly to yourself.

“I have to get out of here.”

When you straightened up however, someone grabbed you from behind, covering your mouth with a cloth. It was soaked in some strange substance, and you could feel yourself weakening in their embrace as you struggled against them. You tried to hold your breath, eyelids drooping as your faded in and out of consciousness. You felt a hand stroke your hair, teasing out any knots carefully as they attempted to calm you.

“Don’t worry Y/N, you’re safe now.”

You collapsed against Hongjoong as he came into view, face fuzzy as your eyes became unfocused. You couldn’t even recoil when his hand cupped your cheek, thumb brushing over your bottom lip.

“Now that you’ve seen that, you can’t leave here my love.”

Your eyelids fluttered again, and soon you lost consciousness. The last words you heard were accompanied by a laugh that would’ve sent a chill down your spine if you were lucid enough to react to it.

“Now you can stay here forever, Y/N. Don’t you worry my love, I’ll make such a pretty doll out of you.”

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something maybe a lil big angsty but like spencer is being over the top sarcastic with reader. maybe they’re in an argument over his job or something some argument and Spencer is just being very rude and sarcastic to the point where reader can’t tell if it’s a joke or not, and in the midst of their argument spencer is called away on a case, and comes home to see reader has left. (if u wanna fluff it up at the end he can apologize profusely and they can cuddle it out but up to you leah bc your mind is genius)

Hurtful words

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Summary: a little blurb by my local amazing ideas giver, Alex. Let’s all say thank you Alex for this idea.

Couple: Spencer Reid x fem!reader

Warnings: Spencer being a little shit. And mentions of being injured because of gunshot. And many mistakes I’m sorry :)

Oh my god yes! I feel like I haven’t done a blurb in years. Your blurb ideas are the ones that keep me going. And you are the genius!! Your ideas are extremely amazing and I’m happy I can make them true <3

Spencer Reid.

What a mystery that man was.

Y/n met Spencer as a sweet young man with glasses and cute jumpers. A man who didn't catch certain social things. He didn’t understood sarcasm in certain occasions or indirect messages or double intentions. Of course, he knew what it was, but he didn’t know how to act with it or how to use it.

Until he learned how to be passive-aggressive.

The first time Y/n ever saw Spencer being passive-aggressive with someone was with JJ when the Lauren/Emily thing happened. Spencer, of course, was very mad about it. JJ was his best friend, the person he most trusted besides his girlfriend. He couldn’t understand why he couldn’t know. It wasn’t like he was going to tell anyone! He had the right to know that his friend whom he loved so much wasn’t buried five feet underground! He cried on his girlfriend floor for hours, and when he was too embarrassed by her looking at him, he went to JJ’s house. She saw him, she saw him crying his eyes out for her and she didn’t say a damn thing! Of course he was going to be mad.

Y/n never thought she had to worry about him being like that with her.

Spencer always has been a sweet man. But he isn’t when he’s under stress, mad or sad. The pressure over him made his IQ of 187 slashed to 63. He couldn’t think straight. And Spencer never worried about him being like that with his girlfriend. He didn’t had any reasons to be. She was all nice to him and cared about him.

But now, things changed while they were fighting in their shared apartment.

Y/n has been injured on a case after being reckless, or that was the way his boyfriend thought, but to be honest she saved a life, even if that got her hurt. She didn’t care. She would do it again. And that petrified Spencer.

Even if her doctor told her she could go back to the field. Spencer wasn’t going to have any of it. That was why they were fighting. Neither of them liked to deal with strong emotions. He wanted to say he didn’t want her to be there because he was scared he was going to lose her. He couldn’t lose her. She was his everything. His glue putting him together when the world tried to bring him down and shatter his heart. She was the thing that keeps him going. But instead of saying that, he was treating her badly and Y/n on her side wasn’t going to have any of it.

“Why can’t you understand, Spencer? I’m not a child. I can perfectly take care of myself.” She said putting her clothes on her go-bag while Spencer took them out.

He chuckled, “Perfectly take care of yourself? Yeah of course I believe you. When did you take care of yourself? When you put yourself in front of the unsub and he shot you? Yeah, Y/n, that’s taking care of yourself.”

She frowned.

That hurt.

“Excuse Spencer but you’re not no one to tell me what to do.”

“I’m your boyfriend!” He said, hurt.

“And? That doesn’t give you any right to tell me what to do. I’m a grown-up, Reid. If you didn’t notice. I’m not a child you can take care of.”

“Sometimes I think you are, you know?” He then looked at her, “You act worse than a child sometimes. Being so reckless and putting yourself in danger.”

“Like you haven’t done that yourself either.”

“I have! But I knew what I was doing. You weren’t thinking!”

“When is gonna be the day you understand you can’t tell me what to do?”

“When you stop being so reckless and actually take care of yourself,” He crossed his arms over his chest, “But apparently that’s not happening.”

She sighed with anger and looked at him. Throwing a shirt over his face and going downstairs to the kitchen to drink water and calm herself. Spencer followed her and entered the kitchen taking a glass of water as well.

She didn’t even look at him. He wanted her looking at him. He wanted to feel those eyes on him even if they were full of anger.

So he made it in the wrong way.

“And you said you’re not a child,” he murmured referring to her throwing the shirt on his face.

“What was that?” She turned around and look at him.

“You perfectly heard it, Y/n.”

“I can’t believe you’re the one calling me a child. Look at you,” she moved her hands up and down in front of him to make a point, “I’m going to that case you like it or not.”

“I wouldn’t risk the team to be with you on the case. They might end it up injured with your recklessness.”

Silence.

The words Spencer throw made echo in both lovers ears.

Reid bit his bottom lip regretting the words as soon as they came out of his mouth. Trying to take them back but the damage was already done.

Y/n looked at him without any emotion. Until her eyes start to burn and the tears came out. She lifted her hand with anger and wiped them off feeling her cheeks getting warmer and warmer.

Spencer looked at her and his heart ached. Why did he said that? She was a great agent. He was just scared of losing her and if by telling her that stuff, she would stay home safe, he would do it. But he regretted it now. He regretted it so much.

She chuckled without any humour and licked her bottom lip, tears coming down her face again.

But she let them now. Too tired.

Spencer’s first instinct was to step forward to her, but she stayed back putting her hands in front of him, to stop him.

She didn’t want to be touched by him.

He looked down.

He spends his life touching her. Loving her and worshipping her body. Touching her soft skin with soft moves, carefully not wanting to break her as she was a porcelain doll. But now, she didn’t want to be touched by him.

And Spencer understood.

He did.

It was all his fault at the end of the day. He made her stayed back when he wanted to pull her in. It was his fault. “I don’t want you to touch me,” she murmured and passed him taking her arms close to her so they wouldn’t brush his skin.

Spencer’s tears came down now.

I don’t want you to touch me.

She didn’t want him to touch her.

But all he wanted to do was touch her and let her know he didn’t mean those words. How could he? She was perfect in everything she did, her job included. Mostly her job.

Spencer didn’t notice how much time had passed while he stood frozen in the middle of their kitchen until he felt his phone buzzed. He took it out of his pocket. It was Morgan.

Hey Spencer. I know you love your girlfriend so much but we have to hurry! People are dying you know? Not everything is vanilla and roses like you two.

Spencer chuckled. Only if he knew.

He went upstairs with careful moves while he pressed his palms together trying to stop the trembling. He mostly did.

All her clothes were now in the closet, her go-bag as well. She wasn’t going to the case. It wasn’t a surprise. He knew he would achieve what he wanted after saying that. But now it didn’t felt right.

He moved closer to where she was. On their shared bed. He sat down. He was about to open his mouth to say something but she did it first. “Please don’t say anything. You have said enough and I think your thoughts are very clear,” her voice sounds broken. And was all his fault, “Just go. Tell the team I haven’t made full recovery yet.”

He nodded even if she couldn’t see him because she was hiding under the blankets.

What Spencer didn’t notice was the way after saying those words, her hands end it up on her mouth trying the sobs not to come out. She knew if Spencer heard those he would stay with her, even if they just argued. It was Spencer at the end of the day.

He would do anything for her.

Spencer full of guilty took his go-bag and walked directly to the door, looking at her once more.

He wanted to ask.

He needed to know.

You’re gonna be here when I come back?

You’re gonna still be here when I come back?

But the words never left his mouth. They got stuck on his throat. The pain and the tears as well. He needs to say he still loved her. That no matter what he still loved her. He loves her.

He-

He loves her.

But he couldn’t. So he turned around, and left.

When the front door closed Y/n finally let the sobs out.

…

The young doctor tried to avoid all the questions on why he was so grumpy and distracted.

The answer to those questions was “I just had a huge fight with the love of my life and I’m worried she leaves while I’m here. Even if she have every right to I’m still scared because she’s the only thing that keeps me going.”

But of course, he didn’t said it.

He just dismissed everything saying he didn’t have good sleep which didn’t make things better because later on, he was going to be teased by Emily and Morgan.

And when the case was finally closed, he ran to the closest flower shop to buy her favourite flowers and then he went to her favourite restaurant to get her favourite food to then ran to the metro all the way to their shared apartment.

He tried to manage to open the door with all the things in his hand but he couldn’t so he put his satchel and the flowers on the wooden floor, and he was about to put the food as well but then he thought about the germs even if the food was protected, so he put it above his satchel and he was finally able to open the door.

The lights were off which wasn’t weird of her. She wasn’t a lover of the lights of the apartment, always reminding Spencer that they needed to change them as they were too bright, but they never had time to do so, but that was exactly what Spencer was going to do tomorrow.

He then took off his shoes and put them next to the others, but her shoes weren’t there which was weird but he didn’t think too much about it. Maybe she forgot to take them off.

Spencer, then, open the door, even more, to put all the things inside of the house. He put his satchel on the little table next to the shoes and his keys as well.

Her keys weren’t there.

Spencer’s heart stopped.

Her keys weren’t there.

He breathed in and out softly trying to calm his desperate heart beating faster and faster on his chest wanting to get out. He put his palms together trying to stop the trembling but this time was impossible.

He took the flowers with him and went upstairs closing the front door behind him and he open the door of their shared bedroom.

She wasn’t there.

She-

She wasn’t there.

Where did she go?

Did she leave?

No.

No.

“No,” Spencer whispered the tears coming down his eyes.

She wouldn’t. Even if she was mad. She wouldn’t do that as everyone else did without any more explanation than a letter or a note.

A letter.

He needed to find the letter.

He searched on their bed and the tables beside their side of the bed. He didn’t look in their closet or bathroom because she wouldn’t leave that there.

Spencer went downstairs to the kitchen looking for the letter on the dining table and outside of the refrigerator. But there was none.

He, then walked to the living room looking and moving things making a mess.

He needed to read the letter.

She must have left a letter.

Everyone else left a letter.

And the door open but he didn’t heard it because of his desperation and the sound of his heartbeat making echo in his hears

He needed to find the letter.

He turned around and she saw her. Standing there with a sundress and her hair tied. She looked beautiful. She always looked beautiful, but she had a frown on her face looking with confusion at her surroundings, the mess he just made and then back to Spencer repeatedly.

And then he understood he needed to explain himself. “I-I,” he looked down and closed his eyes full of tears for a few seconds. She saw the trembling on his hands. She made a step forward from instinct but then she stopped as she remembers what happened between them. He looked up at her. He couldn’t get the words out of his mouth but she waited for him to talk, patiently while he tried to find the correct words. “I came here right away. Well not right away because I went first to the flower shop and then to your favourite restaurant,” he rambled looking at her. She didn’t stop him. She didn’t have any intention to stop him. Instead, she listens carefully. She always listens, “you weren’t at home and I’ve been nervous all these past days because I thought you would leave, and you had every right to and then I came back here and you weren’t and I looked for a-a note or letter.”

Her heart shattered.

People that left his life always left a note or a letter. She remembers when he told her that.

“I didn’t leave,” he nodded. She didn’t. She stayed. “Penelope called me and she needed help with something and then she asked me if I knew why you were acting so weird and I talked to her for a while and I didn’t realize how late it was. I’m sorry.”

He shocked his head. Stepping forward to her. “You don’t have to apologize. I’m the one who needs to apologize. I shouldn’t have treated you so badly and I want you to understand that I didn’t mean a single word because you are so great and so amazing in everything you do. I would never mean those words,” now was her turn to nodded, “I just said that because after you being injured, I didn’t want you to hurt yourself or even get killed. I’m selfish, yeah I know that. But you’re my everything, Y/n. Without you, I don’t know what will I do, you’re the only one who keeps me together and the one who brings light to my darkness. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry,” he took her hands looking for permission first, “I said those things because I knew you would stay home, but I didn’t mean them I swear I didn’t.”

She nodded again and hugged him. He sobbed while he hugged her as his life depends on it. “I know. It’s okay love. I won't leave you I promise,” she sobbed too. “I love you.”

“I love you more, so so much.”

And they held each other while they sobbed and repeat those three little words back and forth.

They were home now.

They were okay now.

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Midnight Cravings

so, i actually wrote most of this in july but never finished it and decided to fix it up for todays prompt bc i was feeling a lil lazy lol. and i think its one of my faves, especially the ending.

2.2k words

cw: none

enjoy!! :)

It was just past two in the morning and Aelin was wide awake. Not due to a mountain of paperwork, or a nightmare or one of her kids needing her. Aelin was wide awake because she was absolutely starving.

The type of starving it felt like she'd never eaten a day in her life. Like her stomach was going to eat itself.

Her stomach growled again, louder than before, and beside her, his voice muffled, Rowan asked, “Is that your stomach or the wind outside?”

“Shut up,” Aelin mumbled, as her stomach continued its song. Gods, why was she so hungry? She practically devoured the fruits in the fruit bowl just before bed, she had a healthy serving of dinner, and a large slice of chocolate torte for dessert.

But here she was, close to eating her damned pillow to sate her starvation.

Aelin glanced over towards her mate, his back to her, and she shuffled closer, resting her chin on his shoulder.

“Rowan,” she started to say, but Rowan cut her off.

“I'm not going to the kitchens.”

She pouted, although he couldn't see her. “Please?” she knew that if she used her manners, then he would do just about anything.

But it didn't work. Not just yet. “There's some fruit in the bowl.”

“I ate them all.” He sighed heavily, knowing that he was losing this conversation. “Please? I am your mate, your wife, the mother of your children.”

Rowan snorted. “Really? I was starting to suspect that the three silver-haired children were Lorcan's.”

Her hunger nearly disappeared at the thought of that. “Don't be gross.” Reaching over, Aelin kissed the tip of his ear, smiling as he shuddered in pleasure as she nibbled on it. “Please?”

Rowan sighed heavily, knowing that he lost, and Aelin barely hid her smile. “I'll go,” he said. “But only if you join me.”

Her smile did disappear at that. “But the bed is so warm.”

“Exactly. If I have to leave it, so do you.”

“Fine,” she mumbled reluctantly, but quickly perked up, realising that she would be getting food. Rowan was a much better cook than her. Aelin used to have basic cooking skills, but with being Queen and then becoming a mother, she never cooked anymore and really had no need to; not with multiple cooks under the palace roof. She did try a few years ago as a treat for her family, but everything turned into a crisp and wasn't even suitable for the dogs in the kennels.

Scrambling out of bed, the Queen and King of Terrasen tied on their robes and put on their slippers. Aelin loved the sight of Rowan looking so domestic, it was ridiculous how much she loved it.

Since Isolde was only six months old and far too young to be left behind, Rowan put her in the wooden carrier to take with them into the kitchens, their movements silent as the grave as they transferred their youngest from her crib and into the crafty carrier—Isolde was the only one of their children that slept soundlessly through the night at such a young age, and loathed to be woken up. As Rowan did that, Aelin checked in on Alder in his room, their son a little over three years old, but he slept like a log and Aelin knew that he wouldn't wake up at any point when they were gone.

As they left their chambers, Aelin nearly ruined all their good work and almost woke up their other children when she bit out a curse at the sudden leg cramp that shot up her right calf. Rowan glanced at her, asking if she was okay, and after a moment she was, although she was left a little dazed at the suddenness of it all.

Aelin's legs had been cramping randomly of late, but she didn't notice anything of concern. If it continued, she would go to Magnolia and see if anything could be done about it. The last thing Aelin needed was to fall ill, she had far too many things to do with winter arriving in a few weeks. She did know that if anything was wrong with her, that she could rely on Rowan completely.

Aelin's stomach growled for the umpteenth time, the sound lasting for a good minute before it settled. Isolde fidgeted in her sleep, but did not wake.

“I think your stomach was just trying to talk to me.”

“It was,” Aelin agreed. “It said that we need to hurry the hell up or it's going to disintegrate.”

“We better do as it says then. It'd be cruel to subject Terrasen to a hungry Queen. No one should suffer as I do when you're starving.”

“You make me sound horrible.”

“You are,” he said, humour dancing in his dark eyes. “And not just when you're hungry.”

Aelin mumbled under her breath. Rowan decided to pretend not to hear her, even as he fought a smile.

After what felt like an eternity, they reached the kitchens, Rowan placing Isolde onto the counter closest to them. Aelin rushed towards the bowls of fruit, grabbing an apple and a pear, eating the fruits simultaneously. She missed the small, private smile Rowan gave her as he went to the pantry, asking her what she was in the mood for, one eye on their child. But still, she slept and Rowan for a moment, wished that all of their children had been like that, but knew that there was no point in complaining when they all slept quietly now.

“Something filling,” was all Aelin could think of to say. But after a moment decided on an omelette, filled with bacon, mushrooms, onion, red bell-peppers and carrot. As she and Rowan prepped the ingredients—with Rowan wanting his own omelette—Aelin contemplated in silence, her brows furrowed as she chopped up the carrots.

“What are you thinking about, Fireheart?” Rowan asked when he noticed his wife's expression.

“Just trying to remember the last time I was this hungry. I've been like this for at least a week and a half.”

“I've noticed. You haven't had this big of an appetite for a good number of years.”

She didn't comment on that, lost in her own world. “And my legs have been cramping lately too. I haven't injured myself. Have I been sleeping in strange positions?”

“No, you're sleeping just fine.”

Her frown deepened. “Maybe I'm just stressed for the winter preparations.”

“Possibly, I know that you worry a lot for the people during winter.” They both did, as the winters in Terrasen were brutal. Each year there was always a small number of people that passed due to the cold for a number of reasons. When those lists made their way in Aelin's hands, it always hit her hard, her guilt a palpable thing, even after Rowan would tell her that it was in no way her fault.

But that wasn't the reasons for her consuming hunger and leg cramps—Rowan had noticed the change in her scent weeks ago and when he noticed, he thought that Aelin would too. But she was completely oblivious and he didn't want to spoil the surprise, although it was getting harder each day not to say something.

However, he couldn't help but count back the weeks to the day of conception. He was fairly certain that it was when Aelin had been reading a particularly steamy novel on the window seat in their sitting room and jumped on him like they had never had sex before when he had come to ask if she was joining him in bed.

It would fit in with list of unusual places they have conceived their children. Elentiya had been in the library (either in the archives or in Aelin and Rowan's private nook, neither were sure), Norrin against an oak tree (which they discovered after they have calmed down that the Little Folk had watched the entire encounter, with Aelin becoming stuck between wanting to laugh or hide under a rock), Alder against one of the many palace chimneys, and Isolde in a linen closet.

Maybe one day they would conceive a child in their bed like most people did.

They got to cooking, with Rowan standing behind Aelin and guiding her with the wooden spoon and plating their midnight meal before it burned into a crisp. Isolde babbled in her sleep as the sounds of cooking reached her, but still slept. It wouldn't be long, however, until she woke up to be fed. Aelin placed their youngest by her feet as they sat down at the small dining table in the far corner of the kitchen where the workers took their breaks.

The smile on Aelin's face as she bit into the fluffy omelette was certainly worth being woken up in the middle of the night.

However, her fork stilled in mid-air when she was halfway done when realisation dawned on her.

Finally.

“I'm pregnant,” was all she said, her Ashryver eyes growing wide. Rowan didn't bother to hide his smile. This was why he didn't say anything. It was always worth it when she revealed those beautiful words to him. “Rowan, I'm pregnant. The last time I was this hungry was when I was pregnant with Alder and the leg cramps are from Norrin's pregnancy. And all the fruit I can't stop eating is just like when I was pregnant with Isolde. How haven't I noticed anything?”

“You've been busy,” Rowan said, reaching over to take her hands in his and kissed her fingers.

“You knew, didn't you?” Aelin asked, her eyes narrowed just slightly.

“I may have noticed.”

“You should have told me.”

“I like it better when you come to the realisation yourself,” he said simply.

Aelin shot out of her seat and sat on his lap, a pretty smile gracing her face as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders, her fingers playing the the hair at the nape of his neck. Rowan wound his arms around her waist and kissed her on the cheeks, the tips of her nose, the corner of her lips and then her mouth.

Aelin hummed contentedly and kissed him back. When they broke apart, she rested her forehead against his.

“We're insane.”

Rowan laughed deeply at the sudden statement. “What makes you say that?”

“We're having a fifth baby. Lorcan and Elide only have three and I always thought that they'd have at least a dozen, but they don't and we're about to have five. That's insane. We're insane.”

“We are, but I like that about us,” he said, kissing her again. Her face was open and soft, her eyes dancing with happiness, but he still found himself asking, “Are you okay with it?”

“Of course I am, buzzard. More than words can say.” Aelin kissed him to emphasise that fact, his hand reaching down onto her belly and was content to stay like that forever. She couldn’t believe how lucky she was. She always thought that she’d just have one child, maybe two, but to have five was something she never dreamed of.

Isolde finally decided to wake up and scream her displeasure at being hungry. Aelin was off him in an instant, cooing at their daughter as Aelin sat back in her seat and fed not just herself, but Isolde at the same time. His mate was spectacular at multitasking like that.

They couldn't wait to meet their fifth child.

X X X X X X

Rowan was surprised that his children hadn't kicked down the doors to the bedchamber with how excited they were. Even little Isolde was a ball of energy and she was by far their most quiet child. Rowan lead them to their mother, reminding them that they had to be quiet and gentle, because mama had just gone through a long process of bringing in their new sibling into the world.

They entered the bedchamber and Aelin greeted them with a tired but loving smile telling them to come meet their new sister, the kids went onto the bed, surrounding Aelin and the baby, happiness and wonderment in their eyes as they took in the little bundle of joy, her silver hair stark against her lightly tanned skin. She had opened her eyes briefly during her first feeding and Aelin had groaned playfully when she spotted that they were pine-green, muttering how of course I labour for a whole day to give birth to another you. But he knew that she didn't care if she was born with green hair and yellow eyes, Aelin loved her immensely.

“What's her name, mama?” Elentiya asked softly, carefully trailing a finger down her sisters cheek.

“Elowynn-Yrene.” Rowan would never forget the pure joy in Yrene's eyes when Aelin asked if the healer would give them her blessing to grace their child with her name, as a thank you for all the years of coming down and helping Aelin, for eradicating Erawan, and for being a great friend to both of them. It had taken them a few minutes to convince their friend, citing that the honour was far too much, but Yrene eventually said "yes".

“That's pretty,” Alder supplied, a wide smile on his face. Aelin kissed his temple and thanked him for his kind words.

Aelin moved her eyes from Alder to Rowan, smiling as her mate stood there, taking them in.

His family, their family. Never did he think he would be so blessed to have this.

His and Aelin's children; the most beautiful thing Rowan had ever seen.

Rowan went and joined his family on the bed, the smile on his face one of Aelin's favourites.

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BOYFRIEND!XIAOJUN

includes:

♡ before the relationship

♡ becoming comfortable/humour

♡ relationship with other members

♡ jealousy/pda/flirting

♡ disagreements

♡ dates/texting/social media

♡ languages/"i love you"

masterlist

enjoy!

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♡ before the relationship ♡

you shared a mutual friend but didn't know much about each other

ngl xiaojun probably had a crush on you since the first day he got to know you

he'd always heard things from your shared friend about you and thought you were great

so by the time you actually met each other at the mutual friend's party, he was really nervous to meet you bc of his crush

he was super shy but you were really kind to him which only increased his crush

you hung out with xiaojun and your friend more, and then eventually just xiaojun

the more time you spent together, the more you got to know each other and the more comfortable and relaxed he became

and you developed a crush on him too because he was just heaps of fun

tbh i can see xiaojun confessing to you first

HEAR ME OUT

so the rest of wayv know about his crush on you and they convince him to tell you

and so he does but the whole time he's nervous and lowkey awkward about it

"funny story, i-i actually kinda like you 🙂👉👈"

like it takes him about five minutes to actually spit it out and tell you

and he's shaking and sweating the whole time lol

"it's okay xiaojun, i like you too"

from then on you were dating!

♡ becoming comfortable/humour ♡

you thought xiaojun was shy and quiet when you first started dating

how wrong you were

don't get me wrong, he is totally an introvert when he's with strangers

but when he's with people he's comfortable around...oh lord

generally speaking, xiaojun is pretty calm on his own

but he will 100% join in on your or wayv's bullshit without hesitation

so if you're in a calm mood so is xiaojun

but if you're in a crackhead type mood, the older members of wayv are in for a treat

giggle fits for days

you love to tease him just because his reaction is so funny

your jokes are not funny, and xiaojun let's you know this

"WOW Y/N HA HA HA YOU'RE SO FUNNY"

but sometimes he humours you and banters along

xiaojun be on some terrible dad joke type beat

i have no evidence to back that up

it just feels like he has an obscure sense of humour

but you love it

most of the time though you like to team up and tease the other members

well, more accurately, you like to help xiaojun defend himself against wayv's teasing lol

when you both are in a calm mood it's so peaceful

you can sit in silence in each others presence for hours, each doing your own thing

sometimes you could spend the whole time just hanging out and the first thing you'd say to each other in ages would be "so what do you want for lunch?"

omg so cuddling with xiaojun!! my dream!!

i think he would lean towards wanting to be the big spoon

i also think he would be fine with you just flopping down and lying on top of him lol he'd probably think it was cute

omg can you imagine him just stroking your hair until you fall asleep

he'd be so warm and humming quietly near your ear to soothe you

and you'd fall asleep to the sound of his voice

ugh a girl can dream right

♡ relationship with other members ♡

xiaojun is like the middle child of wayv that gets teased relentlessly

so when he started dating you that gave the members another thing to tease him about

he tries to be really romantic and sweet towards you which you find really cute

but wayv like to clown him for it

eg screaming like little girls when he says something sappy or remotely romantic

they like to say stuff like "damn how did xiaojun end up with someone like you??"

but they mean it as a joke bc they do love xiaojun

the worst thing the older members can do though is leave you, xiaojun, hendery, and yangyang in the same room unattended

i don't think i even need to explain why this is a terrible idea

overall wayv think you're heaps of fun and a good match for xiaojun

♡ jealousy/pda/flirting ♡

xiaojun gives me jealous vibes

he'd be embarrassed for being jealous, but he would also let you know he is

if one of the members were flirting with you, even jokingly, he would straight up tell them to stop doing that

if it was a stranger he'd likely let you deal with it, but then tell you afterwards how jealous it made him

it's kind of attractive though? knowing that your boyfriend is a lil possessive of you and will give you heaps of cuddles and kisses afterwards

for some reason i feel like xiaojun wouldn't really mind pda?

if you wanted to give him a kiss on the cheek in public he'd let you

and he would definitely want to hold your hand or have you close

he'd only get embarrassed if you were super obvious about it

so he vibes with lowkey pda but nothing more

xiaojun is more romantic than a cheesy flirter

if he pulls some cringey lines it's because he genuinely thinks it's good flirting, rather than doing it to make you laugh

he prefers to show you how much he loves you rather than tell you

and if you were to flirt with him, he wouldn't know how to act

he would become a massive stuttering, blushing mess

"wow y/n you're such an embarrassing flirter"

but he secretly loves it

♡ disagreements? ♡

ugh xiaojun is just so perfect

everything he does is great

so i can't even comment on possible disagreements you'd have because i can't think of any flaws he has

♡ dates/texting/social media ♡

he prefers low effort dates

if you want to do something extravagant he's usually down, as long as you organise it lol

but he enjoys just being with you, so he'd count watching a movie in the dorm as a date

he's always romantic though and buying you stuff that reminds him of you

pretty jewellery, flowers, stuffed plushies etc

he's a very emotional guy

so he likes to have deep conversations with you about his feelings

it always makes him a little nervous to open up but he knows you won't judge him and will listen to his feelings

and he's always checking in with you to make sure you're comfortable in the relationship too

just imagine xiaojun trying his best to be the best boyfriend possible

like he doesn't have a lot of experience and you're his first serious relationship, but everything he does is so thoughtful

🥺💕

xiaojun would miss you heaps when he was away

he's really good at texting you at almost the same time every day to check in

loves facetiming and listening to you talk

or he'll be excited to show you a new song he learned so he'll sing for you omg

he also rings you whenever he's having self doubt or worrying about something and he needs encouragement

and you have no problem boosting his confidence and telling him how talented his is

if he prefers you're happy to talk about random things to take him mind of the problems he's having

around 60% of his social media is you/selfies with you

luckily for you he sends the picture to you before posting it to make sure you like it

and if you think you look bad in it he won't post it because he doesn't want to embarrass you or make you feel insecure

he will also comment on all your pictures you post

he will either post a funny comment or something like "😃👍" LMAOOO

♡ languages/"i love you" ♡

xiaojun prefers to speak with you in chinese (mandarin/cantonese)

although he has the basics of korean down and tbh his english doesn't actually seem that bad, so he'd probably learn those for you if need be

i think he would rather teach you chinese instead of learning a language himself lol

and he'd be a very encouraging teacher too

maybe confusing and not very clear

but supportive and that's what counts haha

you're the first one to say "i love you"

and i do not blame you at all

let's just admit that we're all whipped for xiaojun

when you say it, you actually shock xiaojun into silence

tbh, he's been wanting to say the exact same thing to you for ages but never had the balls to do it

so he's proud that you said it? but he also gets really flustered and blushed

but he's super flattered and thinks it really sweet you said it first

he'd probably go all shy and say something like "oh, thank you"

and a few days later he'd say it back to you before giving you a big ole kiss

*sigh* i really love xiaojun

stan wayv or else you're a cockroach

other members: kun | ten | winwin | lucas | hendery | yangyang

© 0606-hyuck 2021. All Rights Reserved.

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howdy! may i request for a matchup? your blog is so splendid and your writing is incredible ^^ can it be a mix of romantic and nsfw? do whatever your heart desires tho!

first of all, i go with she/they! and i’m pansexual, however i’m mostly inclined towards the ladies because ✨girls✨. but i also wouldn’t mind a male matchup tho! i’m aquarius sun, libra moon and virgo rising, and if it is helpful, i’m an infp 4w5 :)

about my looks! i’m 18 and italian, i’ve kind of got a curly wolfcut with deep purple hair, it reaches my shoulders now, and i’m settled in letting it grow long. i’ve got cat eyes, they’re hazel, and this funny button nose that has a nostril piercing and a septum ^^ my face has a lot of tiny lil moles, which i find really cute, and i’ve got thick thighs and hip dips, i used to dislike them a lot but i vibe with it now :) also my eight is 5’9, i’m a tall gal and i tower over a lot of my friends, i hate it though because i’d love to just pass unnoticed- lastly, my clothing style is dark fairycore! my favorite outfit is this cute black dress with a small ribbon and moon jewel at the top, along with this…. really fairy-sh giant open shirt with weird turquoise designs, and simple skull thighs paired with short black converse!

i suffer from social anxiety, depression, slight eating disorder and extremely low self esteem, i’m really insecure and i always apologise because i’m terrified of talking too much, being too scatterbrained- every moment’s a good one to say sorry for me, i’m just scared i’ll do or say something that’ll mess everything up. i joke around alot about how sensible and empathic i am, seeing a stranger being sad while i’m taking a stroll around the park will literally bursts to tears in the middle of the street, i just can’t help it- i always overload myself by trying to help and regularly check on my friends, to see if they’re doing well, if they’ve tried to eat something, took some breaks from work and all, but i’m always mindful of not asking every single day in fear of being oppressive. i know i’m too caring and nurturing, i’m a mom friend, and the last thing i want to do is annoy them by being over-attached-

talking about my personality, i’m very very playful and sweet, i like being helpful to people and am studying to be a psychologist!! at first i’m extremely shy and try my best to stay quiet, but once i open up my dorky side comes bursting out lol, and then there’s no stopping me because i’ll start being a scatterbrained clumsy mess with no fears of being judged 😎 i’m proud of my creativity, i have this cute little recycled sketchbook where i’m constantly drawing skulls, skeletons and flowers, and also i love singing while strumming my uke or guitar <3 i often talk REALLY fast, it’s usually when i’m really excited about something that i enjoy, and i also get tongue twisted frequently, which is kind of fun because when i’m totally into something i’ll start also say weird things, too busy paying attention to what i’m doing than actually register what comes out of my mouth. and that’s pretty fun, if you also know that i even talk in my sleep. it runs the family or some shit, my dad and my sister have whole conversations while resting and it’s THE BEST THING EVER- sorry i got giddy and started ranting- i’m really affectionate, i love hugging people, but before starting physical contact i always try to see if they don’t mind being touched, and if that’s a no then i’ll smother you with goofy love, such as gently head butting you while we’re laughing (i started doing this with my mom when i was a child, it’s our way of being sweet to each other ^^), kissing your cheeks often or just playfully biting you. i always joke a lot with my blinding black humour, but there are days when i get really melancholic and tired and i just spend the whole day crying or being lazy because i’m unmotivated. it might happen sometimes that i get a bad anxiety overload where the tiniest sound makes me snap badly, and i might get really irritated. i always feel guilty of snapping afterwards and i make sure to excuse myself. my personality is kind of.. awkward in a funny way, i always get told that i remind them of Emily the corpse bride. we have the same name actually, and that movie brings me so much comfort <3

i’m a huge softie, i love stargazing while holding pinky fingers with someone, talking about crazy conspiracy theories and staying awake late at night, talking and giggling till we’re both on the verge of crying. (black humor is majorly involved-) i’m interested in witchcraft, my grandma and mother have the third eye and me and my aunt are into spiritual stuff! so i could be the big tiddy with gf 👀 i have a whole collection of cute crystals, and my favorite one is my black star necklace! i’m also into tarots, meditation and the likes. i’m also in love with flowers but i’m sadly allergic to pollen, and i’ve got four cats ^^ i also enjoy writing! i write small poems and cute things, usually because i’m a lovesick pup 💀 i’m smitten with philosophy and knowledge and i know how to translate ancient greek and latin!

nsfw part here, gonna get spicy- i’m 100% a submissive brat, i’m a huge masochist and i love being choked. please bite me, and i’ll love you forever. i can’t stand degradation, praise is my way to go, as i’m really insecure. call me your pretty girl while holding my chin and i’ll die andjwjjw- also i kind of… have a blood kink? i love the taste of blood, and i wouldn’t mind small cuts and little bruises. overall i need praise and i’ll be a brat about it, i just love playfully denying and defying orders ;) and lastly i don’t know if it’s a thing, but i’ve got a smoking kink? just- smoking is bad kids, but people smoking are hot? how is it even-?

this was so long, i tried to be as detailed as possible and i’m really sorry for the inconvenience. you’re a wonderful author and you masterpieces never, and i mean never, disappoint! i’m so happy that you’ll take a week of, breaks are important for your mental health and well-being! <3

Your matchup is… Clockwork!

Read more because of NSFW

In General

I have found myself back on that ?? with who to put you with and that’s honestly just because I see you working with a few different people! I love that. At first, my brain bounced around to Jeff simply because of the blood kink, or maybe Kate, but like,,,, your hobbies all line up with Natalie?? So Natalie it is! I think she’d just adore everything about you and that your other kinks match up with her SO WELL. So! Let’s get into that. I also happen to like both Natalie and Aquarius-es.

Things she likes about you:

What doesn’t Natalie like about you? She’s such a sweetheart ngl and everything about you fascinates her. Physically, she thinks you’re the epitome of beauty? Like, your hair is just so pretty?? She could spend hours just threading her fingers through it, playing with all the curls and remarking how the purple hue changes in different colors. She’s also a sucker for piercings, like that could’ve been what physically attracted her to you at a glance first - the piercings. She’s weak. The moles too?? She’d just straight up “did you know moles are places your past life lover used to kiss you?” And then she’d smother you in kisses. Your face would always smell faintly of her chapstick ngl. I also like to think that Natalie herself is pretty tall! So she really like have a partner she can just smooch when standing and doesn’t have to swoop down or crane upwards. You’re perfectly sized and she’s just in love. Heart eyes. She also really likes your sense of style! If you wore that outfit around her? Either Natalie’s gonna act up or,,,,,, she’s gonna show you off,,,,,,, She also really finds your altruism endearing! Admittedly, Natalie is a little rough around the edge so someone as sweet and kind as you? It’s just melts her that much more. PLEASE SING TO HER and play your uke omfg that would be so precious I CANNOT stress that enough. She also really loves your art! I will come back to that point. And by all means, she loves hearing you talk! Sometimes, Natalie doesn’t know what to say so it’s nice to have a partner fill her head with sweet words. Sometimes, she just likes listening. Also YES PLEASE HUG HER. Just touch her! I think all of the creeps are touch starved but Natalie especially.

General cute stuff:

Back to the music thing, please do this. I genuinely mean it, like just sit in the room with her while she writes stuff or draws and just sing to her and play your instruments she will adore it. She’d probably also hum with you, just spending time with you. Also also, little sketch dates are an absolute must? Going to pretty places out in the world, sketching together. You could be sketching the world around you and flowers and she would sketch,,,, you! Because you are the most beautiful thing present. Natalie would love to hold your pinky and just swing your hands gently as you walk together. Just lots of cute, soft stuff, y’know? She doesn’t understand witchcraft at all ngl but feel free to tell her all about it! She loves learning, especially when the info comes from the lips of someone she loves. She might also buy you little crystals or pick them up in nature, maybe find some nice things for you and give them as little gifts to show you she listens to what you’re saying and because she thinks it might help in your craft/just be nice to have. Because you have an allergy to pollen, she might just take up to painting flowers to give to you instead :} The poetry thing!! I can see the two of you laying on a blanket under the stars, just tracing constellations and talking about the universe, your head on her chest and reciting poetry to her? It’s just so cute in my opinion.

You two as a couple & NSFW:

Natalie understands that sometimes, the days are hard and all you can do is be there for the ones you love when they come. And she’s there for you 100%. She’d always want to be there for you, making sure you’re eating alright, and that you know you’re loved, appreciated and absolutely cherished in more ways than one. She would be your number one hype woman!! And once again, please keep talking around her. She will never make you apologize or feel bad for going on rambles or just going off track because she appreciates it so much. Just lets you talk and talk and she’d commit every single little thing to memory, really. She’s admittedly not as empathetic as you but understands it’s important to you - she just doesn’t want you to spread yourself thin. Wants you to take care of yourself and remember that it’s okay to put yourself first sometimes. You know how you check in on everyone else? Let her do that for you. She is 200% here to love and support you, let her take the wheel every now and then. She wants you to feel pampered and loved. If you start crying over something sad like in the park and someone looks sad? She’s got you. Just holds you, lets you know it’ll be okay. Just lean on her for support, and she will hold you with all her love. Also you are never annoying to her! Natalie just appreciates everything about you, from your deep empathy, to your kindness and all your hobbies, your physical body and just you as a complete human being. Furthermore, Natalie is really understanding about the overload thing. Sometimes that happens with her too, and she will always apologize as well. If you were in one of those bad funks, she’s there to do what you want her to. Just tell her, and she’s already on it. You're also a mom friend? That's perfect she honestly,,,,, she honestly needs that sometimes,,,,

Alright here’s the most decisive part for me, the kinks! Natalie is, without a shadow of a doubt, a brat tamer. Lucky for you, she’s also a masochist as well. She’s pretty dominant, but she likes be challenged every now and then so it works out that you’re bratty. I think in Natalie’s OG story she mentioned liking the taste of blood so like, if you had any little cuts, or maybe just let her bite just hard enough? She’s licking you all over. Her tongue knows no bounds. Also please mark her up she adores that stuff. You can cut her and she’d moan lmfao. She also doesn’t really like degradation either and she’s got praises from here to Timbuktu. She’d have you kneeling in between her legs, hand gripping your cheeks, pulling you upwards and looking into your pretty hazel eyes and smirk, “show me what you’re capable of, pretty girl. Make me smile.” Spanking, if you defy her too much. Good girls aren’t good all the time. Unfortunately, I don’t think Natalie smokes cigarettes. Maybe weed and vape pens? So, you got puff the adequate magick dragon over here too. Blowing rings and heart shapes into your face before patting your cheek and telling you to be a good girl for her? Yes.

Closing Thoughts/Other Stuff:

Ah you are so so sweet! Also I was so happy to see that ‘howdy’. And no, thank you so much for giving me so much to go off of! I LOVE to fill up these matchups to their limit and you gave me such a good amount. Thank you so much for all the kind words! Also also, oh my goodness another witch!! I always get so happy to see other witches. Seriously though, never apologize for being who you are! I was so happy to receive this ask and you seem like such a delightful human being who deserves the world and more! Remember to take care of yourself, okay? Have a fantastic day/night, love bug, from both me and Natalie! And ofc, let me know what you think. Hope you enjoyed <3

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Okay, okay, so like, what if, in the Prison AU, MC had a kid, like, a little little kid, maybe 5 or 6, and one day had to bring them with her, and the boys met them? Also, I love the idea of the kid sneaking into Skull's room while MC was doing a checkup, everyone freaking the actual fuck out, but the kid just walking up to Skull and being like, "Wow! You're really REALLY BIG. That's super cool!" And just, literally no fear of the most dangerous person in the entire building.

Aww…. she’s got a son from a previous relationship that didn’t work out.

Sans: Sans isn’t considered all that dangerous of a prisoner despite his convictions so it makes sense that security around him would be low enough for a small child to sneak into the checkup room. Sans is ‘weak’, after all. Kid probably pops in while Sans is in his bed, hooked up to an HP monitoring machine, waiting for his checkup- the lil dude surprises him when he peers over the bottom of the bed and waves. But Sans is very fond of children and by the time Mc arrives with all her treatment equipment the kid is sat on Sans’ bed with him, the two very happily getting to know each other.

Red: Red is also under much tighter security than Sans and the kid would only be able to chat to Red through the cell bars. Which is exactly what he does after he sneaks away from Mc for the second time- poking his small arm through the thick iron bars and waving at Red while chirping out a cheerful & loud ‘Hello!!!’. Red, unlike Sans, isn’t generally fond of children (which is ironic seeing as he’s great with them), but something about the kid’s confidence in yelling out to a convict in the middle of a prison just makes him chuckle. He comes over and crouches down to chat to him a bit, humour the kid… and by the time Mc rushes through looking for her son, he’s already idolising Red and Red is already extremely fond of him to the point that when another prisoner teases him later for showing his softer side to a child, Red takes it upon himself to break said prisoner’s nose. 

Skull: Skull loves kids. His dream is to have a family. He loves children… young kids are his favourite because they’re never scared of him. The guy can slaughter adult humans and eat their flesh without a sliver of emotion but he’d never harm a hair on a child’s head and he made a point of avoiding killing humans that were parents. He had some morals in amongst all those instincts to murder, y’know?

We’ve already established Mc’s son is far too curious for his own good- he probably nabs Mc’s keycard and wanders off, accidentally getting to the wing of the prison solely used to keep Skull and entering when the doors scan her card. Skull is more than surprised to have someone who isn’t Mc go into his room, let alone a child- and a surprised Skull isn’t usually a good thing.

Mc got alerted when someone opened Skull’s chamber, and immediately knew who it was- she sprinted through the halls, absolutely terrified that her son was going to get mauled by a furious Skull who doesn’t know what he’s doing. But when she gets there, narrowly beating the guards… the kid is clambering up a docile and happy Skull’s shoulder like it’s a massive climbing frame, trying to touch his ‘cool mask thingy’. Skull looks like his birthday and Christmas have both arrived at the same time… and when he finds out it’s Mc’s kid who was so completely unafraid of him, he firmly decides that this is his family… this is where he’s meant to be.

The kid gets the scolding to end all scoldings at the end of the day, but he now has three new best friends/dads who would absolutely kill and kick ass to keep him safe.

[angeltrapz]

u mentioned them in th ask abt the Matthews-Faulkner-Stanheight-Blank family dynamic so I’d honestly love 2 hear more on ur thoughts abt how Lawrence n Mallick would interact there! whether in a polycule sense or a Just Friends sense ^_^

thank u!! yeye I wld love 2 talk abt that!! (I hope yr feeling a bit better today also!! just wanted 2 add tht + THANK U fr the super sweet comment abt my earlier family dynamic response <3)

I'm personally writing this on th assumption tht Mallick + Lawrence are AT LEAST dating Adam + Eric, so its still within th polycule sense!

I think, much like he does with Adam, Daniel wld get along GREAT w Mallick!! I like 2 think tht they have very similar senses of humour + their snark levels r pretty evenly matched. Eric doesn't ever say as much, but he LOVES 2 hear thm go back n forth, ESP when Adam joins in - its just like. his 2 weird boyfriends bonding w his kid in a way tht has them all laughing n in high spirits n enjoying each other's company and honestly? Eric lives fr little moments like that! he loves getting 2 hear his living room filled w laughter and love and light like tht. sometimes he'll just lean against Art's shoulder while he's helping him cook dinner n listen to th three of them in the living room, voices carrying over th bg noise of th TV, n he'll close his eyes and sigh. it means SO MUCH 2 Eric to have his partners get along so well w his son.

I agree w what u said when I asked abt Adam/Mallick/Lawrence - tht Lawrence will often act affectionately disgruntled when his bfs r engaging in Shenanigans/just in general. so like he'll be reclined on th couch w a book or maybe he'll be in th kitchen helping Eric and/or Art, n he's sighing n shaking his head but he's smiling so wide it kind of hurts bc this is a family. this is smth he hasn't rly experienced b4 - Diana is his whole world, his sunshine n he loves her more than anything, but he didn't have this w Alison. as I've seen it mentioned b4, they were just playing house, grasping like straws at th hollow replication of the so-called suburban American dream, and its like. Lawrence doesn't truly grasp th gravity of tht statement until he's standing in the kitchen n listening to Adam Mallick n Daniel talking and laughing and sometimes infodumping back n forth. he doesn't realize what he's been yearning for until he takes over watching th pot boiling on th stove so Art can make his pasta sauce, until Eric comes up behind him n wraps his arms around his middle n rests his cheek against his back for a little bit. this is all Lawrence has ever truly wanted n I know I said tht w Eric too, but like. this is Lawrence's family, just as much as Diana is. n he like has to take a quick moment, set th wooden spoon down he's using 2 stir th pot w the pasta itself in it n just breathe. n Eric just Gets It, y'know? like Lawrence doesn't even have to say a word 2 know he's understood n its just. he's so so happy, for all his (entirely feigned, this man has such a big heart) exasperation n sighing. he loves these ppl. this is his family.

smth tht is very important 2 Lawrence regarding Daniel is tht he makes sure they know he's there fr them. u've mentioned this b4 also, but Lawrence has a very unique understanding of what Eric went thru as a parent who had a child tht was Also endangered by Jigsaw, n as such also has tht unique understanding of helping his child cope w what she went thru during her Own experience. he makes a point to sort of make himself available fr Daniel like tht bc yes they aren't Diana, and yes Daniel isn't his kid, but he still Cares abt them + is more than willing 2 pass on some of th stuff he's learned while helping Diana cope w her own experience (he's very careful abt this, bc he doesn't want 2 like. take tht role frm Eric, esp when he's doing much better in his recovery. but they've had talks abt tht b4 n Eric makes it very clear tht its okay). I think it takes Daniel a lil bit 2 approach him on their own - not bc they don't trust him or bc they think he's intimidating - but once they do, its very beneficial fr both of them tbh? even if they're not discussing the Nerve Gas House/Bathroom/what have u its a rly nice thing fr them to just sit together n talk.

Lawrence, like Art, is a good listener but on th flip side: Daniel tends 2 look to him fr a solution, or at least smth he can do to like. take his mind off of it fr a bit. a good avenue of this is tht Daniel has a mild interest in th medical field, so he often likes listening 2 whatever Lawrence is willing 2 tell him abt on tht front! n its still smth Lawrence is very passionate abt (he DID return to working in th hospital eventually, after all), so he honestly rly enjoys getting to talk abt it every now n then! so like sometimes Eric will come home frm work n see Adam sat on th couch next to Art + with Mallick's head resting against his thigh while he plays w his hair, n Lawrence n Daniel are spread out on th floor deep in discussion abt what Lawrence had done at work tht day/a topic Daniel had specifically requested, sitting diagonally across frm each other w their feet touching while they roll a ball back n forth bc Daniel focuses easier when they've got smth to fidget w and its just like. this synchronicity. shared heartbeats n breath n space. they've never belonged anywhere more than they all do right here, in this moment, together.

and it's so easy, like they've never done any different. like they've known each other for years and years and have always been this unit, have always been AdamEricArtMallickLawrence + Daniel. n tht is their family. that is their special brand of love and kindness and understanding. tht is how they cherish their lives, whether or not John would deem it the "right" way - who the fuck cares? they're happy! they're so blissfully domestically overwhelmingly happy and there is more than enough love 2 go around n THAT is what I'm here 4. they couldn't find the family they so desperately sought after so they MADE one!!! I could go on abt that fr hours!!! its the togetherness the unconditional love the hand-in-hand shoulder-to-shoulder of it all!!! (which is, of course, only made BETTER by th connectedness and understanding of trans ppl w other trans ppl + their supportive partners/parents (in Daniel's case)!! I'm losing it!!!)

ANYWAY I had way more thoughts abt this than I thought I did hfjdkskdk thank u so so much!!

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Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons

im bored. im full of emotions, and am rly missing the HP world... i just want to write down my headcannons for the next gen kiddos tbh.

please remember these are just my opinions? its okay if yours are different. im just bored and want to share my thoughts,,

Teddy Lupin

his name is Theodore Remus “Teddy” Lupin. it’s just what it is

I don’t care what JKR says, to me his name will always be Theodore

i can’t do this “Edward” stuff im so sorry,,,

h u f f l e p u f f

proper school uniform? never heard of it

messy hair, messy clothes

punk rock child

we’re talking like,,,at least two (2) lip piercings ok

absolutely terrible in herbology. do not leave this child alone in a greenhouse, bad things happen

fuckin hoards chocolate

its a problem

dating Victorie Weasley

random bursts of dancing

keeps a lock of hair pink for his mother

lives with the Potters, enjoys pretending to be Ginny to ground his siblings

“Lily, why aren’t you coming out of your room? Dinner’s ready?” “You said I’m grounded! You tell me!” “What? Oh, for the- THEODORE REMUS LUPIN-“

s m i r k s

effortlessly cool,,, but so so dorky,,, in a cool way

Victorie Weasley

ravenclaw!

looks a lot like her mother, Fleur, but inherited those Weasley freckles

a little confused a lot of the time

absolute sweet tooth (teddy abuses this fact a lot)

Mom Friend™

will help you with your homework

always got a book on her

super beautiful and like,,,, the absolute nicest person,,, but

cannot dance

like at all

adores Charms class

a softie you don’t want to cross

“I’m the oldest”

Dominique Weasley

inherited the Classic Weasley Red Hair™

idolises her Uncle Charlie

“I wanna save animals and work with cool dragons, just like Uncle Charlie does!”

Bill almost has a heart attack

always bringing stray animals home

(“is that a lizard in your pocket, Dominique?” “Yes! His name is Blob.” “You know how your father’s afraid of reptiles, sweetheart, you can’t bring it inside.”)

Gryffindor child

favourite class is definitely Care of Magical Creatures, she and Hagrid like to talk about proper care methods for rare creatures

perpetual dirt stains

BIG middle child vibes

doesn’t really label her sexuality… just kinda does what she wants rly

all the pets in Hogwarts love her

rumours are she’s got an innate, natural magical ability to make them all love her

(she feeds them under the table)

it’s a mystery

big advocate for animal rights

f e m i n i s t

willing to throw hands at all times

usually all smiles though

one of those people who use their whole bodies to laugh

kind of an accidental heartthrob

romcoms

Louis Weasley

looks the most like his mother

ravenclaw

absolutely filled with curiosity. always reading or talking or learning

random facts

(how do you even find that sort of information?

you don’t want to know)

coffee boy

sort of musically talented?

he and James Sirius preach the importance of skincare to all who will listen

secretly full of sass and dry wit

vry graceful and fluid

e y e r o l l

awkward smiles? can never smile properly in photos

on the ravenclaw quidditch team

Ravenclaw Prefect

(“You might be older, but I’m taller.” “Fuck off!”)

only watches High Quality™ tv shows/media

kind of a disaster, despite the gracefulness

Molly Weasley

Classic red hair

comes across as a bit uptight, like her father

I don’t care what you think. (She really cares what you think.)

E y e b r o w s

death glares

drinks like 5 cups of coffee in the morning

studies,,, like a lot

definitely a Gryffindor though

mom jeans

always ready to debate a topic. will destroy opponents.

has been trying to start a successful Debate Club for like 4 years now

naturally falls into the position of a group leader

would be a teacher’s pet, if she wasn’t ready At All Times™ to debate the relevancy of the course syllabus or outdated teaching methods

got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait in Headmistress McGonagall’s office.

(Dumbledore’s portrait was laughing, until she turned and ragged on him for a bit. Minerva thought it was absolutely hilarious, so she just let Molly go at it for a while).

full of rage towards everything, but wears a very careful mask of aloofness

to calm down, she likes painting her nails

she’s very good at it

she’s also very good at painting and art in general, weirdly enough

Lucy Weasley

G R Y F F I N D O R

adores shitty puns and has a terrible sense of humour

brown hair, not red

loves to prank people, which makes her Uncle George very proud

Percy complains about her behaviour, but makes sure he knows he’s proud too

(charming all the cauldrons in the potions classroom to scream whenever they’re stirred takes a more complex understanding of spell work than one would expect).

a pit of a punk streak

rly loves hip hop

high key drama queen

does she ever stop yelling? we’re yet to find out

average grades in terms of theory, but she’s the best in terms of applying information

especially for her pranks

has allies throughout the castle, from the portraits to the students

the bigger the prank, the better

but is a firm believer in “confuse, don’t abuse”

all her pranks are mostly harmless

is a surprising lover of older literature, like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, an influence of her sister

a bit rebellious

Fred Weasley II

name isn’t officially “the second”, but it sounds cooler

James Potter, Lucy Weasley, Molly Weasley and Fred Weasley are like the Marauders 2.0

says “squad” and “lit” unironically

niche humour

hipster vibes

avid music lover

smiley sunshine child

takes after his mother the most in looks, just like his sister

a chill type of gryffindor

plays quidditch, and is an excellent chaser, just like his mother

the absolute undisputed King™ of puppy-dog eyes

just,,,, beautiful

the True teacher’s pet

hands in his work on time,, asks lots of questions,,, likes helping students understand their work,, what a boy

can hella nyoom

runs so fast

look at him go

as you might expect, loves a good prank. always down for a laugh

Roxanne Weasley

Gryffindor and pROUD

absolute Queen tbh

was definitely Head Prefect or Gryffindor Prefect at some point

loved by the school

absolute legend

G I R L   P O W E R

infectious laughter

has a soft spot for Louis Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy

these poor disaster children,,,, they need a Mother

M O M

big mom vibes

mothers the hell out of all the first years

a feminist through and through

can be found nodding aggressively to Molly Weasley’s semi-deranged, furious ranting

YAAAASS

loves slang. uses so much slang. always up to date with trends and memes

has all the gossip

becomes a mess around pretty girls

absolute blushing, stuttering disaster around cute girls oh my god

her eye make-up game is killer

sparkly

Distinguished Lesbian

Rosie Weasley

did someone say Weasley™?

red hair and freckles and curls oh my

on the autism spectrum, has trouble socialising sometimes

hella passionate about stuff

hangs out with Scorpius and Albus, the Golden Trio 2.0

f em ini st

her jokes are the best. high quality sense of humour.

Ravenclaw

likes to read. it’s quiet in the school library, which is nice.

abysmal at herbology

surprisingly good at Care of Magical Creatures though? Animals are just,,, so much easier to deal with

overall, really good grades though

bit of a silent type, but she’s actually a riot to hang out with

actually pretty good at quidditch? She’s not on the team, and she’s not super interested in playing, but?? She’s not bad??

She can land a solid hit with a beater’s bat

(eyes you judgementally over the top of a book)

dry wit humour

will throw hands over chess

Hugo Weasley

hufflepuff

unbeatable at chess, like his dad

a lost puppy

someone please help this child

softie

kind of low-key emotional

so supportive!! and loyal!! high-key best friend material

foodie. loves food. please feed him.

takes a bit more after his dad appearance wise

loves to cook. spends lots of time with grandma Molly and his dad in the kitchen

Professor Longbottom is his favourite professor, because he’s more chilled and laidback.

other professors and classes fill him with Distress™

loves astronomy too

maths whizz, so good at arithmancy

(“uh, actually-“)

a little bossy, like his mother

is trying so hard

maybe a little too hard

a bit insecure and nervous, but so soft

please treat this child carefully and with love

James Sirius Potter

Gryffindor

L O U D

a fucking disaster child

what’d you expect, putting “James” and “Sirius” together?

DRAMATIC GASPING

flails his hands around when he talks

s t r u t s

bisexual mess, had a crush on both the Longbottom children at some point

is better than you at everything

including being a different gender

fuck you that’s why

so pretty

he’s so pretty

is thIS CHILD EVER NOT LAUGHING AT SOMETHING OH My god

laughs at everything

all the time

always

high-key emotional

badly timed finger guns

looks like a model in photos? wtf?

gets invited to Girls Nights™

wears nail polish and makeup

loves to yell at people about gender roles and defying stereotypes

TEA SIS

not on the quidditch team surprisingly enough, even though he’s pretty good

prefers to be in the stands, doing A+ commentary on the games

if he can get Fred to stop mid-air due to unbearable, suffocating laughter at least once a game it’s a win in his books

has it OUT for the hufflepuff quidditch team and no one knows why??

definitely makes puns on his name

it drives everyone insane

harry always replies he’s just making his namesake proud

that also drives everyone insane

smug lil shit

Albus Severus Potter

“It’s just Al.”

S L Y T H E R I N

will always find a way to get what he wants, eventually

“dad, why did you name me this way?”

unimpressed

sigh

hella smart. is topping at least five classes

Aunt Hermione is his favourite. She’s the fucking Mistress of Magic! All that power, the ability to make change and improve the Magical World as a whole-

sass master

the reason headmistress mcgonagall keeps a bottle of scotch under her desk at all times

the only potter child to inherit The Eyes™

absolute insomniac

kind of emo, but turns into a fucking softie around Scorpius Malfoy it’s hilarious

adverse to violence. prefers a verbal beatdown method

really tall? despite having shorties for parents??? no one saw it coming

(especially not Teddy. He’s always scared of losing his last few inches of height)

Functional Gay

he’s on the slytherin quidditch team, as a seeker

Lily Luna Potter

Gryffindor

FEMINIST

do not mess with lily luna potter

she may seem cute and sweet, but she will destroy you

inherited her father’s black hair

disaster lesbian

transfiguration is her favourite subject, by far

has no idea what she wants to do with the rest of her life.

Existential Crisis Father-Daughter Bonding Time™

do you ever sleep?

takes after Ginny the most in personality

also, kind of the most like James Fleamont Potter in personality, too?

Loves to help her brother out with pranks, laughs at him when he gets caught and she gets away with it

The only one of the Potter Children who hasn’t got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait

because she just ignores him instead

loves talking to the portraits around the castle

Super good at Quidditch, is on the team as a Chaser

Quidditch Captain at some point

adores Hagrid, but who out of the Potter children doesn’t?

Idolises Minerva McGonagall

just as oblivious as her father

Scorpius Malfoy

Actually in Ravenclaw, not Slytherin, much to many people’s surprise

abSOLUTE DADDY’S BOY

super close with his dad

Draco is just so supportive of like everything he does (unlike his father)

classic blonde malfoy looks

actually really funny?

a cuddler. loves hugs. always leeching warmth off of someone

he and Rosie sometimes finger-tip-touch which is their version of a hug, because he know’s she’s not super comfortable with touch

was basically adopted by the Weasley’s and Potter’s

James Sirius will murder for this child

booknerd, always rambling to Al and Rosie about new books coming out he’s interested in reading.

has had a crush on Albus Potter since like 1st year

always worried about making his dad proud, and keeping up the Malfoy name

sweet tooth

he’s just,, soft. just a warm, happy child. he wants love, and affection. someone tell him he’s doing okay, please.

needs,,, validation,,,

he’ll tell you out loud that he has no favourite aunts or uncles, but he secretly really likes spending time with his Uncle Ron

they had a talk, once, in like the middle of the night at a sleepover with Rosie and Al, about feeling insecure in comparison to others, and learning to be proud of yourself for your achievements

there were a few tears, but it was nice

Ron was actually the third person he told, besides his dad and Rosie, about having a crush on Al

openly a disaster romantic. trash taste in romance novels.

always welcome in the Potter-Weasley households

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3, 6, 7, 21, 25, 38, for lauren!!

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?

Yes and no? Like poverty’s rough to grow up in, and she definitely went without a lot. But she was loved and happy so. At least there was that!

Some of her fond memories include weekly family dinners (although the term’s used loosely--not so much dinner as whatever time they were all available, sometimes it’d be at like 2 in the morning!!), they’d eat and play games, and it was a surprisingly wholesome time for the rough circumstances they were in. All the neighborhood kids carrying out elaborate games in the middle of the street. Exploring alleys trying to find/pet stray cats. Being a lil parkour daredevil. Rooftop sleepovers with her friends.

Bad memories, hmm, largely a matter of when her parents weren’t around. Riley worked crazy hours, which wasn’t her fault, just. The sad reality of being part of Night City’s working poor. And MG spent a lot of time unemployed so he’d typically be in charge of the kids, but when he was on a job (or just. disappearing off with friends -__-) they were on their own. One night in particular when they were seven and four, her and Valerie were home alone and someone (clearly tripping balls) started banging on the door and screaming out there trying to get in. She didn’t know what to do and was terrified. Also Valerie was completely freaking out and crying the whole time so. Eventually Riley got home, and founded them hiding under a bed scared out of their minds, and when MG finally got home they got in a huge fight and broke up. Not the best memory.

6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

Not great, but then again she didn’t exactly get the best education. She skipped a lot and dropped out as soon as she was able. She’s also the sort of person who needs to work with her hands and keep her mind engaged, and sitting in a desk for hours a day was just. Not compatible with that.

Most of her learning was done outside of school, tbh. MG taught her how to fight, use weapons, and do badass nail art. And all of her technical expertise is from Riley, honestly, the woman was a genius (mainly because the factory she worked at underwent a major automation overhaul, but nothing worked the way it was supposed to and management never wanted to pay to fix it, so she had to figure it out herself or get fired. so she did). Also she learned a lot just from running around Heywood with her friends lmao. Just like. Current events. The way the world worked. Languages (actual knowledge, not just through translator apps). That sort of thing.

7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood?

She hung out with the local kids, and they were a pretty tight-knit bunch. But the older they got, the more the just sorta. Went their own ways. A lot of them either joined gangs or went corpo, and the rest just kinda got absorbed in their own lives. Sometimes she’ll still see someone around that she remembers from childhood, but. It’s more of a ‘wave and keep walking’ kind of situation, provided the also recognize her lmao. There were maybe a couple she still sometimes saw into adulthood, but then Valerie died and she just. Withdrew from everyone, and then lost contact when she went to Atlanta

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

She’s not one for angry outbursts, but in a way, yes. Honestly in her line of work, patience doesn’t always pay and you’ve gotta be pretty forceful. She’s actually fairly empathetic and good at reading situations, so. She’ll let herself show some compassion if the situation calls for it, but it rarely does, so generally she’s just really mean lmao.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?

Her sense of humor is mainly centered around just. Absurdity of daily life, I guess. A little deadpan, a little dark. Like that one quest where you happen upon a guy with a certain. Malfunctioning implant? For the longest time, it’d pop into her head and she’d just be there laughing to herself. Like she didn’t wish him ill, and she’s happy that he. Got it sorted out and everything but. Big yikes. And she finds it hilarious.

She herself, however, is not particularly funny. Rarely one to crack jokes, and even when she does, they rarely land. But it’s a way she can sort of. Gauge where she stands with people lmao. She knew she and Jackie would be a good team when he laughed at her jokes. And way back in the day, she and Valerie could communicate solely through inside jokes. Basically, her humor is fairly niche, and you have to know her pretty well to pick up on it.

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

The traits she values most in anyone are authenticity and a kind heart, which are rare, especially in Night City. And honestly she wishes she possessed both of these. Like on one hand, she should give herself more credit, but sometimes her own coldness horrifies her. And the persona of V is completely fabricated, and sometimes she really does feel as though her whole life’s a lie.

As far as talents go, she’d honestly love to have some sort of musical talent. An unexpected bonus to her and Johnny’s situation was being able to be in the backseat while he was playing. Living vicariously and all that.

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Why I think Johnny Suh’s Rising is...

Scorpio.

I don’t know why I had the need to make a whole damn post about it but I am cos I feel strongly about it, and I welcome people to come argue with me about this. ok that sounded semi-threatening, it wasn’t I promise. Please do interact and share your opinions, I love to hear them!! This is a completely useless post but here you go. Also, I didn’t go in too much depth in some placement and kind of kept things a bit superficial and did not talk about every single placement that he would have. 

First of all,

the way he just looks makes me nervous. That’s all. 

Let’s look at the basics of having a Scorpio Ascendant:

The most prominent thing about Scorpio risings are their eyes. 

They are usually piercing, intense and it stands out. Another thing that is common with Scorpio Risings is having “bedroom eyes” and/or “tired looking eyes”* 

Sharp looking profile. I am not going to talk too much about actual physical appearance of risings cos I think it is more complicated than that, like there is a lot that goes into it. But i can make a post about it if requested ;)

Even if the person is outgoing, they are very observant and really good at “reading the room”, and just picking up emotions 

Scorpio Risings are the mfs who just stare at people, they make intense eye contact for like no reason (whether is conscious or unconscious it depends on the person but in Johnny’s case, he 100% does it on purpose, does no one else remember that time he said he makes direct eye contact with people on purpose to make them nervous/uncomfortable??? (that's peak Scorpio AC culture right there) 

Very strong-willed individuals who can overcome a lot of hardship

Values privacy a lot and absolute kings of keeping secrets 

Scorpio Risings also have a magic way of making everyone open up their secrets to them. You probably won’t even realise, they just have that vibe that makes you open up

s a r c a s t i c

it does not matter who you are, what you are, what you’re into. Everyone is attracted to Scorpio Risings and you want to f**k them. I don’t make the rules, we just have that power. You can hate them or love them but you cannot help but be attracted to them. 

also fun fact for y’all, most celebrities have fixed sign risings (Taurus, Scorpio, Leo and Aquarius)

*reminds me of this one thing I saw on twitter once about how he hated when people asked him if he was tired when he wasn’t because he has a natural “sleepy” look or something along those lines

Now onto the fun part, looking at how his chart would look like if he had a Scorpio AC and why it somehow makes sense:

Leo Midheaven: For those of you who might get Leo vibes from Johnny, this might be why. The Midheaven is your “public persona”, the person your co-workers see and strangers see in public/work settings, and well Johnny’s job is being an idol so that is why he might act more like his Midheaven at first glance, and with his Mars also being in Leo, I believe it only heightens this. So Leo Midheaven is a midheaven that you’ll often find amongst performers/entertainers/singers/actors because people with this placement tend to be insanely charismatic, charming, creative and natural leaders. They also come across super confident, in their place of work they are loud and full of pride, you’ll just notice them no matter what. Naturally, they have a talent to inspire others, and sort of have a regal quality to them. The only thing bigger than their ego is their heart (very kind people), but it is their ego that helps them get far ahead in life, they’re also very ambtious and because they are so ambitious, they only aim for the best of the best (i.e. being famous). Great at storytelling, presenting, acting and possess an insanely creative mind, at the end of the day they just want to be seen. Seriously, Leo MCs seem to be those people that were just born to shine, they stand out wherever they go. 

Sagittarius on the 2nd house cusp: Lucky with finances and doesn’t worry much about money or their belongs (not @ Johnny throwing his fucking iPhone like it costs $5), even if you grew up poor (which he obviously didn't, he is a middle-class suburb lil bitch and it shows) you don’t worry too much about money. For some people, it seems like you spend your money a bit recklessly and just buy shit, and like to spend your money on experiences and travelling. Fun fact, I also have this placement I can confirm all of these are FACTS and I- mmm i dont want to talk about my spending habits cos yikes :) 

Pisces on the 5th house cusp: Two words: hopeless romantics. To the point where it’s slightly unrealistic, but that’s a different story. They really want the whole fairytale, the glass slipper and the spotting someone in a crowd and falling madly in love kind of thing. But also they express their love in a selfless, unconditional way, these are the kinds of people who love blindly and accept all your flaws. Can be very sentimental.

Cancer on the 9th house cusp: With this placement others have an affinity for you as an authority figure who has a strong nurturing or protective feel, very supporting and encouraging. It can be an indicator for moving away from the place where you grew up and finding comfort in foreign places. People with this placement also find it easier to adapt to different cultures. 

Virgo on the 11th house cusp: The helpful friend, looks out for everyone, they will always be there for you and great at giving advice. The type that remembers the little things, truly the parent friend cos they look out for you and the kind of person you usually love spending time with and make plans with. Actually only has a few *close* friends.

Sun in the 3rd: People with this placement are usually known for their intelligence and way with words. Sun in the 3rd house people hate to be bored and are always willing to try new things and experience new things (they also adapt very well to any situation), they’re also pretty light-hearted with a great sense of humor and can be mischievous. It also really balances the fixedness of his Aquarius sun. With the 3rd house of communication falling in the Sun, it gives the person a lot of confidence in their speech and pride in their communication skills. It is also said that people with this placement travel/move around a lot. Friendship, and again communication, is very important to them, they make friends easily and have a way of relating to others, also very open-minded. 

Moon in the 7th: This is definitely a people-oriented kind of placement, their emotional security is achieved through others, they have a strong need to be around people. (some astrologers also say that these people are the kind to always be in a relationship of some kind, it doesn’t necessarily mean an official “relationship” but A relationship, be it platonic, romantic/committed or literally just casual dating but they need to be with someone because they hate to be alone = feel unstable without someone) These are also the kind of people who fulfill their emotional needs per se through others, so by making others happy. 

Mercury in the 3rd: This is honestly such a perfect placement for Mercury, since it falls in its natural ruling house so the planet feels comfortable with this, especially being in an air sign (Aquarius). One of things that Johnny is known for is his “communication” skills, hence why he has a whole YT series: JCC or Johnny’s Communication Centre so this placement is the one that makes the most sense. Mercury in the 3rd house just boosts everything that Mercury represents, it might make someone have a short attention span or get bored easily but they pick up on things very easily, they are very good at multi-tasking and have a very active mind. They are usually the type that know a bit of everything, always have fun facts for you and can have a conversation in literally any topic with anyone, somehow know everyone and are friends with everyone, natural charmers. They LOVE to talk and talk a lot, they excel at any form of communication or writing, this reminds me of two things: (1) The translator at the Mexico concert said that Johnny asks a lot of questions, is very curious and excited to learn (spanish) and also talks A LOT. (2) I heard somewhere that Johnny was in a debating club in school. To sum up Mercury in the 3rd, are great at talking, communication comes easy to them and are huge social butterflies, a good sense of humour, very curious like a child and also like books. boom, jOhnny. 

Also to expand on this communication talk: He’d also have Capricorn in the 3rd house, which usually makes someone careful, these are the kind of people that think before they talk and unless they know what they are talking about, they shut tf up. Their voice can sound quite intimidating and authoritarian, but there is something comforting about it. Also tends to make someone very sarcastic, their humor is a bit dry, very dead-pan, the type to make jokes with a serious face and expect you to get it? Also tOO mANy dad jokes. 

Venus in the 2nd: Another Mr. Romantic placement that just fits Johnny way more than I want to admit. People with this placement are big old-timey romantic, they don’t fall in love easily but when they do they do fall hard and are completely head over heels, even if they don’t “fall in love easily” they secretly just want to be in love. They live for the pleasure, the romance and the beauty of it all. The type to send you a 100 roses with a card saying “to my one and only, from your one and only”, or buy you a huge teddy bear that smells like him, do the whole wine & dine you, picnic at a park and then take photos of you. It really isn’t about the huge romantic gestures, rather the small and cute ones, it’s about making memories and creating mementos, but also about the cheesy yet classy romance. They can also be super touchy, very physical. Another thing about them is that they really like to buy people stuff, and shower people with material things, it’s (one of) their love languages I guess. I can’t remember right but I am pretty sure I heard somewhere Johnny always buys members shit, like he just buys them stuff all the time. 

Mars in the 9th: I said I wasn’t going to talk too much about appearance here, but more energy/vibe instead but I can tell you this much, legend goes that people with Mars in the 9th either have a thing for thighs or have t h i c c thighs* or both so.... Very experimental people, lighthearted yet passionate, really turned on by languages and laughter/smiling. This is the kind of person that will debate anything to do with beliefs, and if you question their beliefs they’ll be like “:) :) :) ok cool ur opinion is valid, everyone has their own opinion :) :) :) except urs sucks :)” you know they secretly love intellectual fights, cos they’re opinionated as hell and have strong opinions, they’re super straight-forward and open-minded (regardless of the fact that they have very strong opinions) and are always willing to learn. Not the best at sugar coating things, kind of blunt whilst still remaining kind and humorous. But since his Mars is in Retrograde, the more aggressive sides of his mars will be very internalized. But their desire in life is to spread joy and laughter, they are very good at making others laugh and being playful.  Fun fact: people with this placement tend to move is a very bouncy kind of way, very clumsy. Another fun fact: I heard once that people with this placement may or may not have a teacher kink, and a sex abroad/while traveling kink, also having sex outside. 

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Jupiter in the 1st: First of all, I have seen a few Nctzen-astrologers type Johnny as a Sagittarius rising and this would be my explanation for that. Having Jupiter in the 1st will give you similar features and energy as a Sagittarius rising, people with this placement tend to have a larger than life presence, your presence is felt before you even walk into a room. Planets in the 1st house kind of go in pair with your rising (because well, it falls on that house duh) so it has a huge influence on how you carry yourself, how you present yourself at first sight, the kind of vibe that you give off and with Jupiter falling on your first house you just exude this optimism, enthusiasm and honestly? Just happiness and positivity. Also people with this placement tend to have big smiles and a large bone structure, Jupiter is the planet of expansion so it makes “bigger” everything that it touches so in the first house it will make your physical features “bigger”: big smiles, soft cheeks, thicc body, etc. This placement also makes people have a certain child-like quality, a permanent youthfulness because of the way they carry themselves (positive vibes y’all), they are also very driven and persistent people, with this fire inside that makes them succeed in anything they set their mind to, maybe it is because of this blind optimism that they eventually succeed. I don’t even have to go on about how this fits with Johnny because I think it speaks for itself. 

Saturn in the 4th: out of the many things Saturn represents, your fears is one of them, in the fourth house there could be a fear of losing family, also fear of being unloved (even if you are a very loved person, it is always in the back of your mind), also a fear of not being safe, and not belonging. Belonging might be quite important to him and above all, with this placement: family is taken seriously. People with this aspect value family a lot, and feel responsible for their family. And I think anyone that stans NCT can agree that Johnny definitely seems to take family quite seriously. 

Pluto in the 1st: LMAO ok so Pluto in the 1st, is one of the most intimidating placement a person can have. Even if you are the biggest cinnamon bun in the planet, people will be intimidated by you and lowkey scared of you at first glance. You will just naturally give off major alpha intense vibes, no matter what you do. This truly contradicts his (possible/hypothetical) Jupiter in the 1st, I can see it creating this extreme duality (that is very Johnny ngl) of being this intimidating ass man but also being a ray of sunshine that literally oozes positivity. With Pluto in the 1st, you also tend to rub people... a special way. When you have this placement in your natal chart, people either hate you or love you, there is no in-between whatsoever, but regardless of that everyone wants to f*ck you and if they say they don’t, they are lying to themselves. People with this placement tend to be insanely magnetic and people tend to be attracted to them, if they are in a room, you’ll notice them for sure cos their aura is just so intense. QWLL SHAPED LIPS 

I’d like to add this here to back up my theory: How Yuta said Johnny was the scariest hyung, and they all fucking agreed and Ten SHOOK his hand like “finally someone said it, that bitch is terrifying” and then there was that time (I couldn’t find it sorry) where Doyoung said that they were all watching a horror movie and everyone kept chatting and Johnny was like all of you shut up and Doyoung said that in that moment Johnny was scarier/more intimidating than the horror movie. Also, I have this theory that idols show probably would show their rising signs more in airports, cos you know they are just walking, minding their business with their “external self” faces on so I can see how their AC would show more in those situations. And like have you seen Johnny walking around in airports? That tall bitch is intimidating as hell, he has that stare and bitch face down to a T and then I remember he has the personality of a teddy bear and I am like ???????? how 

Note: for him to have these placements he’d have to be born at around 0:30 am. 

so HMU if you want me to do other members and I’ll do some research about it and do a post like that. I am not sure about some of the other members but I do feel strongly about Lucas, maybe Ten, maybe Taeyong (not too sure about him yet)

from your local hoe, Lulu xoxoxoxo

[rileymoreno]

LORENZO ZURZOLO / CIS MALE — don’t look now, but is that riley moreno i see? the 22 year old art history student is in their junior year and he is a rochester alum. i hear they can be sociable, liberal, self absorbed and disloyal, so maybe keep that in mind. i bet he will make a name for himself living in griffin street. ( alli. ancient. cst. she/her. ) 

sneaks past the bars of my cell that i’ve been living in and also sneaks into the bars of this group ... it’s alli yahoy. a lot of you might remember me from some of my Greatest Hits including caleb montgomery, jack hall, and naomi page ( this would be a really terrifying discography ) but if not !! fear not. this is a brand new muse i have crafted for this comeback and he sucks just as much as any of my muses do. SO WITH THAT KIND INTRO ... more about riley under the cut ! 

BIOGRAPHY.

born in new jersey, right outside of new york city, to parents marcel and grenalda moreno, orion moreno was a happy child. he was their fourth and final moreno sibling. 

his siblings are leopold moreno (24), lyra moreno (24), and caelum moreno (30). he was relatively close to the twins growing up due to the small gap in their ages, but caelum was always difficult to get along with. 

grenalda was an astronomer and often traveled for work, leaving the children with marcel. he wasn’t an unkind father, but he was tough on his boys (there was no doubt lyra was his favorite). riley grew to be quite quiet, somewhat uncomfortable expressing himself as he learned to fear rejection from his close knit family. 

in school, riley didn’t do particularly well. he had trouble focusing due to an increasing adhd problem his family failed to address, and he didn’t make friends easily. for while he was shy with everyone, it seemed, but the twins. 

his mom lost her job when he was in high school. this put a strain on the family’s finances, despite his father’s office job, and forced the moreno siblings still living at home to work jobs to help out. riley didn’t have much of a life outside of school and work. 

his lack of a social life, and general disinterest in having one at all, lead his peers to find him rather uninteresting. most of the kids who went to school with him would likely tell you they didn’t know he existed. 

his love for music was what finally broke the shy boy out of his shell. he took time off from his job as a grocery store clerk to play in several different local bands, much to his family’s disapproval, and he slowly grew less and less reserved, more ‘himself.’ 

he was in trouble with the law a lot his last year of high school. he was involved with the town’s more seedy underbelly thanks to a few of his bandmates. still didn’t do well in school but took to all night benders with ease

“it’s a shame, what happened to the youngest moreno boy. he used to be such a good kid.” 

he grew surprisingly close to his mother before leaving for lockwood. he knew he would miss her dearly living across the country, but he had always known he wanted to move far, far away from those who knew him before he knew himself. 

free tuition was not something he or his siblings were in the place to turn down.

HEADCANNONS.

his reputation might be rubbish but he’s not mean spirited. outgoing, loud, and generally humourous, riley is easily noticed in a room and he knows it. 

likes to pretend he doesn’t care at all, but really he super super cares. about everything. 

his best friend is his cat, reptile. it’s a black cat, as if there was any doubt 

a big romantic, he’s always claiming he’s in love or fawning over someone. he’s really bad at being monogamous, though. falls in love with strangers so so often 

plays guitar in a really shitty local band 

drugs sex and rock and roll 

also mega eboy. would probably strive for tik tok fame if he knew how to work technology (he doesn’t)

definitely in the anime club. it’s also the only organized group he would ever join

WANTED CONNECTIONS. 

roommates -- maybe an odd couple kind of relationship where they are COMICALLY different, or maybe a ‘ i don’t even know your last name stranger in my home ’, or of course ride or die best friends don’t mess with my baby hozier 

bandmates -- if your muse is musical // maybe even completely terrible bc. to be frank. this band sucks. and wants to play in said rat band 

buddies -- any and all types of friendships. seriously any. hs friends who knew shy lil riley, met in lockwood and have been close ever since, we always go to the same bars so we started going to them together, your friend knows my friend who knows our other friend so i guess we’re friends??, truly best of friends love each other support each other riley probably wrote a song about them 

romantic -- again.. anything. he has a list of exes a million pages long. he probably hates most of them because he gets way too attached. says he doesn’t ‘just hook up’ but he does he’s a liar. riley fawning over your muse, sending them love letters over text or email or twitter dm. riley claiming he hates your muse just to deny the fact that he has, in fact, caught feelings again. i want to punch u in the face but u look really cute rn maybe i’ll kiss you instead. send all dynamics my way.. 

family -- cousins ! i might post his middle siblings as wanted connections but he loves them ! he loves his cousins he has so many he’s from a giant family ! weird kind of cousins, by marriage and then divorce, but we grew up together sometimes. know riley as the shy little boy who followed everyone around and probably ate dirt. 

anything. else. send me all of your unfulfilled connections and i can shove riley into said slot ! 

like this here post and i’ll dm u aggressively

[rainbowsntears]

punishment

summary

↳ the fights between you and richie were constant and the losers had enough. who knows if this punishment could end it all?

warnings

↳ lots of swearing and only a lil bit of adult humour and bad writing oops

words

↳ 2082

note

↳ hi, i’m back from my long inactive era! i’m always open for request and i apologise for how bad this is oops. enjoy xx

It's constant; you two fighting is constant.

No, not physical contact. More like insulting and yelling is your true way of greeting each other every single day. And you were beginning to guess that none of the losers like it. Well, you always knew but it just seemed like today the whole group looked more than over it.

"You literally can't get rid of me that easy. I'm apart of the club too so haha you're stuck with me forever!"  

"I don't fucking- I really don't want to..."

"Suck it up, you fucker!"  

"I'm not kidding you have tWO BRAIN CELLS that you share with your pET-"

You jumped when you felt yourself being forcibly pulled away from Richie and you exaggerated a loud sigh when the force that pulled them away was good ol' Stan. The brunette stands there in the middle of you two, huffing and puffing. He glanced at you first then at Richie with an irritated look on his face. "For fuck's sake, stop!" He shouted, obviously not scaringly loud but enough to get his point across.

"Wha- I didn't start it!" Richie was quick to defend himself which only made Stan roll his eyes and glare at the Trashmouth.

And so he then bent down and moved his hand so it was just hovering over the ground, his bundle of curls shook a little when he transitioned fastly, "You see this? That's the amount of shits I give." Stan's sarcasm only gave you a reason to raise a smirk on your lips when you saw Richie groan and shake his head.

His eyes trail over to meet yours and he raised his eyebrows. "What are you looking at?" He snapped.

"The face of defeat."

"Oh, you fucking bi-"

"Like I said," Stan cut in and pushed you two away from each other again when both you and Richie moved too close again, "shut up!"

"Well, I mean, mouths are used for talking," You mumbled under your breath as you switched putting your weight on your left foot to your right.

The other brunette - your nemesis - sniggered as he covered his mouth slightly like he was trying to keep something in. But he could only snigger more when he saw Stan kept a hard stare at him and so Richie had to say what was funny.

"That isn't the only thing mouths are used for,"

"Jesus fucking Christ-"

Stan - yet again - cut you off, "Yeah? Well, maybe this might shut you up." Is all he said before he pulled your hand not entirely violently but you jolted a little out of alarm and he interlocked it with someone else's hand. Someone's hand that felt soft and nice and...

Oh.

You see, not only are you holding someone's hand, but you were holding the one and only Richie. And so just then, both you and Richie yanked your hands away while screeching from the shock of what just happened.

"What the shit?!"

"Oh fuck that!"  

Stanley glared at the two of you, "This is your punishment, you either do this or you get something worse."

"What could be worse than this?!" Richie exclaimed as he threw his hands up in the air, moving them around frantically.

You watched a sly smug grow on Stan's face and he folded his arms, you just knew it was definitely going to be worse, "I mean," he hummed, "I was thinking of getting Y/N to sit on your lap-"

"No!" Both you and Richie scream again in agony and even just the imagery made you gag and the two of you backed away from each other. The rest of the losers - that had been quiet about the scenario - couldn't stop the small chuckles that escaped their lips from both of your disgusted faces.

Stan tsked and grabbed your's and the Trashmouth's wrists again, making your hands lock with one another, "Then do this and you'll have no problem!"

You lifted your head up slowly, "How long?" You whisper as you looked at the curly headed boy quite annoyed.

"For as long as you guys need the time. I mean...you'll know when it's okay to stop." He replied with a small grin and you frowned as you glanced at an unimpressed Richie then back at Stanley.

"What?"

"Oh come on Y/N. Have you wondered why I chose this type of punishment?" He stated before forcing you two to sit on a chair each. You shake my head, eager to know the answer quite frankly. But all you got as an answer was a sigh and yet another eye roll. So typical of Stan, "You two are so oblivious." He mumbled under his breath.

You knit your eyebrows together, "Really?"

"Yes, the tension is killing me!" He whined as he scrunched his face like a little child. He shook his head one last time and took a step back so he was in line with the other losers that were sitting at a bench watching you two intently. "This will be interesting," Stan whispered to them as they all nodded in agreement, and he wasn't wrong.

Ah, shit.

His hands really felt nice.

What a shame you couldn't really tell him that.

You found yourself slowly turning your head to the side to look at Richie, only to squint your eyes when you caught him already gazing at you, "Like what you see?" you found yourself teasing as you battered your eyes in an innocent manner.

Richie's glare was like lasers piercing into your eyes and he shook his head, "No, not at all," He answered sharply with an evil grin defining his face when your smirk withered a little bit.

"The love towards the two is beautiful...I think I'm gonna cry." Mike whispered to the loser's, hearing the others agreeing as the continued to watch you two like hawks.

This is way harder than you thought it would be. And the silence was scaring you a lot. So, why not just have a nice conversation together like you guys always do?

"...What's with all of the sweat on your hand?"

"My way to make sure no other fuckhead can hold your hand, sweetheart."

"Oh so now you own me?"

"If that helps you sleep at night,"

"What?! No!" You screamed and tried to yank your hand away but his grip on your hand tightened, your lips shut together as you frowned madly, "You fucking let go now or I swear to God-"

"Not a chance, the more we complain and scream about not wanting to hold hands, the more time Stan is gonna make us do this for," Richie bitterly replied back with a slight monotone in his voice and you groaned, "and plus, I like us holding hands." He quickly added, sending you a wink which made you gag loudly.

"Well, I don't!" You exclaimed as you pulled your hand away again, only to sigh when you failed yet again, "You're bullshit." You mumbled under your breath.

"Aww love you too, sweetheart."

"I'll punch you with my other hand so hard you won't fEEL YOUR SMALL DIC-"

"Oh m-my god," Bill grumbled and looked between the two of you, "j-just admit your-your feelings towards ea-each other so we can g-go eat!"

Your head whipped around from a taken aback Richie to Bill and cocked your head to the side in confusion, "What feelings? I don't see no feelings here!" You called out, a little skip in your heartbeat told you otherwise, that annoyed you, but, it was true. You kinda felt bad that fighting with Richie was the only way that you truly was able to hide your feelings. Because really, you liked Richie a lot. So much more than he actually realised. And what really helps is that you two have so much in common!

"I do, the feeling of pure hatred," Richie muttered under his breath, but since you two were so close to each other, you heard it too.

"Well, you got that right,"

It was about a few minutes of silence shared between everyone, yeah there was a few groans and whines that escaped from both of your mouths and the rest of the loser club that were watching you two still, even after such a long time.

They were committed, and you were impressed.

You were about to let out another heavy sigh to irritate everyone around you as nothing was happening until you were someone speaking...

"I'm sorry."

You frowned and you scrunched your face up as you looked up at the brunette Trashmouth, "What?"

Richie bit his lip and squinted his eyes a bit, "I'm sorry! There, I said it! Happy now?" He asserted loudly before your eyes widened, not believing what was really going on at this moment. Richie Tozier was...apologising?

Apologising!

Suddenly you became nervous, your heart kept skipping beats and it ran faster and faster as you tried to think of something smart to say to cover up your vulnerability.

"Y'know, I would have preferred: 'I'm so terribly sorry, Y/N, for making you upset at times. Here are some fresh flowers that I ripped off the ground just for you along with a big, big hug because I love you so very much!'" You finished with a huff, looking down at your lap in relief.

Richie was mumbling nonsense under his skin that you don't really hear well. He stood up for the first time in a long time and you followed after him when he started to walk somewhere and you frown.

"Where are we going?" You asked as you turned to look at the brunette.

"You'll soon find out, cover your eyes." He demanded which made you shake your head.

"Nah, I'm good-"

"Fucking hell, Y/N, just do it."

"Fine..."

So here you were, stumbling and tripping over things because you had your eyes closed as Richie walked around, you tightened your grip on his hand so just in case you fell he could catch you.

...I mean so he could fall with you!

"Done!" You hear him yell as he cut you off quick enough which made you jump frightfully and clutch your chest.

"Oh god, don't scare me like that again!" You screeched, hearing Richie sneer from beside you and you nearly went to slap off that smirk you knew he was wearing.

It kind of died down like Richie had been thinking, it was only for a few seconds, but when he told you to open your eyes and you did, your eyes had to blink furiously and multiple times to actually know if what you were in right now was, in fact, reality.

"I'm so terribly sorry, Y/N, for making you upset at times. Here are some fresh flowers that I ripped off the ground just for you along with a big, big hug because I love you so very much!" The Trashmouth said as he handed the pulled out dandelions and daisies before giving you a big bear hug.

You nearly cried.

Richie was hugging you. Hugging? You?

Now, this is what you've been wishing for years! And it was really happening, right now.

"Aw, you fucking sap."

"Shut up, you made me," Richie defended himself as he let go of you, which you kind wished he didn't do, but at least now you could look at his cute face.

You hummed softly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, "I really didn't, it was a suggestion," but then you sighed heavily as your head hung low again. You had to say it now. There's no turning back. "yeah, I'm sorry too, Chee. I like you, and I guess I hid it by being a bitch-"

"-Nuh uh, don't call yourself that!"

"-fine! I hid it by being...annoying and irritating. But by doing this, I wasn't making anything better, in fact, I was making the situation worse. I'm really fucking sorry."

Richie - for the first time - smiled widely at you, "Well great minds think alike, I guess," He chuckled as he scratched the back of his neck. "I like you too, even though I did say it before. Reassurance is important. And I'm really sorry too, I just wish I wasn't a sissy and just told you otherwise this shit wouldn't have happened."

And you smiled right back at him, your heart skipping beats now as you fiddled with your fingers, beginning to open your mouth but you had been beaten from the numerous cheers you heard behind you.

Shit.

You forgot the losers were STILL here.

"It's about fucking time!" Stan and Beverly shout with a loud huff afterwards.

[pea-milk]

Get to know me tag 🌙

I was tagged by the lovely @fourfinefreshfishforyou and @rosymiel . Thank you!

I tag @dafadolly  @early-grape  @simulationcowboy @bratsims @obi-uhie@crescentcrustacean @cupidlet @ridgeport @faaeish @herbalbrew and anyone else who would like to do it. (Also you dont have to do this if ya dont wanna. It’s a lot of questions lmao)

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Eliav somethin somethin

2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? Eli...?? I sometimes go by ben

3. BIRTHDAY? 1st of September

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES? None

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? Aliens probably

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? Toni Morrison or David Sedaris

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? NPR or this one french music station once awhile. 

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? Ah either spicy anything or a nice fruity flavor with vanilla

9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? “Oh Cool” or just literally great/wonderful

10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? Railroad Bill - Andrew Bird or Sabor a Mi - Kali Uchis

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? Orke / Gide or anythin with hard “ch” 

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? You Are The Light - Jens Lekman

13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? Uh Dark! I recently watched it and it was good!

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN?  The Ritual. Its a good horror movie.

15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? Yes. But not like...hardcore? I dont like online multi player just like casual games. I will however become a hardcore gamer once I get my lil goblin hands on Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeehaw.

16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Idk why but I think it’s bad luck to name your fears out loud. 

17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? Mm...Humour? 

18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? I lack...empathy ...and have a very hard time relating to people

19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? I like both.

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Autumn.

21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? No.

22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? Being able to just be...loose? Just not have to worry about things.

23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? I’d like to say my highschool “bestfriends” but we havent talked in a hot while.

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Hazel

25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dirty Blonde

26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? Hm.

27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? No one lmao

28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? Not a specific individual but just...people who’ve left my life? People I dont talk to or see. Just wonderin how life goes for them.

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? Uh, not in a longterm sense, but just being in the apartment alone and going to work.

30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? Small deviances.

31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? Courage the Cowardly Dog, Hey, Arnold or Country Mouse City Mouse.

32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? Hmm...No one? 

33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? Somewhat.

34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? No.

35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT? Behind.

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? Gardening.

37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Calypso - David Sedaris

38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Ballad of Buster Scruggs. 

39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? I used to play violin and clarinet.

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? Wombats.

41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? I like just sorta weird aesthetic blogs or overall blogs with no general direction.

42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? Shape-shifting or just like bein immortal but the kind where, if for example, my head were to be chopped off from my body, I’d just be a conscious, bastard head.

43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? In my room or a quiet cafe while it rains outside.

44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? Small things. Nothin real specific

45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? I used to do track and lacrosse. I hated both.

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Lavender Lemonade or a Cappuccino. 

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? Yesterday. I write post-cards to a ceramic teacher that I still keep in touch with. He’s a very funny man. 

48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Depends.

49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? Sloppiness. Just general disorganization. (Also loud chewing)

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? Yes.

51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? I dont generally eat heavy meats. Especially red because I vomit if I do. I eat a lot of fish though.

52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? An Undertaker. I met one at a friends funeral, she was very interesting.

53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? Hmm. Maybe a rural-ized time locked town? Or a cabin in the middle of a foggy evergreen wood, not really fantasy I suppose.

54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? Health.

55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? No.

56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? If it’s a rock ballad in the middle a long road trip with friends, yes, but mostly I sing when alone.

57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? Yes. Alot.

58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? I’ve tiny places, or just moments that I enjoy.

59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? A lot of places. Mostly rural.

60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Two Dogs. Zelda and Charlie.

61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? Night Owl.

62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? Both.

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? No. Im gay.

64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? Earbuds.

65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes.

66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? No specific genre.

67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? ...No one

68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? Not recently.

69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? Selfishness.

70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? Physical copies are nice. I like the smell.

71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? I’m not in school but uh Math. Art.

72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? 1

73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Vanilla Extract.

74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 179cm

75. CAN YOU COOK? Yes. I bake for a living. I make a mean puff pastry.

76. WHAT ARE THREE FOUR THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? Smelling spices, like cinnamon, red peppers, hard rain, when my dog snores.

77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? Sweat, being yelled at, alcohol

78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? More male identifying friends.

79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? Bi. More lenient towards male identifying individuals.

80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? The US.

81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? My Manager.

82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Thursday.

83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? None really. Just the weird video once awhile. Like “will it blend.”

84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? Yes and no.

85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP? ????

86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE? I get along with my mother when I can. Father could be dead for all I care.

87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? Any accent.

88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? Too many places

89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I like 8 I suppose

90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No.

91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? I was raised under a Jewish household, but as I’ve gotten older and more bitter, I’ve grown out of faith. However, I still identify as Jewish.

92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OR THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? Yes and Yes.

93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? Sometimes. Depends.

94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Peanuts.

95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? Yes.

96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? No.

97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? If I act wrongly to someone I apologize right away.

98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? Both.

99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? None.

100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? Yes.

101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? Ravenclaw?

102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? Once awhile.

103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? Introvert.

104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? Not anymore.

105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? Yes and No. If its absolutely awful, then I’m quick to cut ties.

106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? If there’s cash, take it. Return everything else. Sorry. 

107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? Yes. As long as they keep accountability for there actions. 

108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? In certain areas, but hardly.

109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Yes.

110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? I did, but they closed up.

111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? None really.

112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? No.

113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? Seeing a psychologist.

114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? Somewhat.

115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? Yes.

116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? Probably.

117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? The best friends I havent talked to in a while.

118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? There’s a lot.

119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? Yes.

120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? Black. Earth tones. Problem Patterns.

121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? Sometimes

122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? Yes.

123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 19

124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? None.

125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? Both