#just fuck me with a hammer i guess

[psykersomatic]

[thisismisogynoir]

I love it when women hate men. I love it when women are allowed to vent to each other about how horrible and creepy men are. I love it when women form friendships with and prioritize each other over relationships with men(whether they're attracted to them or not). I love it when women put men dni in their bios and on their nude photos and on posts on their blogs. I love it when women refuse to mollycoddle and accommodate entitled male feelings with "but this doesn't mean I hate all men, I know a few men who are great, I love my father/sons/brothers/uncles/male cousins/guy friends" I love it when women complain about men WITHOUT "not all men" being a disclaimer. I love it when women avoid socializing with/refuse to be around/befriend/get close to men because they know men can't be trusted. I love it when women make "kill all men" jokes. I love it when women offer absolutely no concern or care for men's feelings and if their misandry offends men whatsoever because why should we, men are the oppressor class who have raped and killed and abused us and kept us as subjugated as second-class citizens for millennia, they regularly mistreat us and the women in their own marginalized communities still every single day and make this world so much harder and more awful for us to be in, and if we choose to hate them and not spare them any sympathy then so be it, and I don't just mean "men as a class" either, you can be a woman who doesn't want to have anything to do with any man on an individual basis and completely cuts off men from her personal life too and ykw I will love and fucking support you in that because men deserve absolutely NOTHING from us. If they're so tough and strong then they can handle it just like they can handle being lonely. If you are a woman who hates men, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND/OR A TRANS WOMAN, then just know that I love you. I love you, I support you, and you are safe here.

[cream-and-tea]

oh boy ohhhh man there nuclear-waste-facility levels of toxic family dynamics happening in my google docs rn

[ctrl-lupin]

Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)

I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.

-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-

In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.

Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.

Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.

Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).

The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).

After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.

I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.

Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.

No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.

[brightokyolights]

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[therevengeoffrankenstein]

he's so special to me actually.

[n--n]

Thinkin’ abt that hs god au I reblogged and reflecting on the epilogues again I’m just like wow. That really was a shitshow from all angles wasn’t it. Hussie really wrote all of that absolute garbage and a bunch of innocent writers got so much shit for Hussie’s bad writing huh.

AND Hussie didn’t reveal to the fanbase they’d stepped away from it until Viz made a statement like. This guy has never not handled things poorly.

[arthur-r]

as usual i am up late into the night planning my future when i should be: getting a good nights sleep so that i even have a future!!

[rigaudon]

someone's having an eventful evening.

[heartbeetz]

One more post so I don't forget. Ideal merch concept / thing I may just eventually have to figure out how make myself: little 3D keychain charm thing of Anton's big ol hammer.

[mistninja]

watched episode 4. first of all, new nami ship just dropped (she cant keep getting away with this!!). second of all, USOPPPPPP MY BABY USOPP I NEED TO KILL YASOPP WITH MY BARE HANDS

[cultofthepigeon]

seeing any take on the soviets/ussr online is a hassle already but trying to genuinely learn anything about that era/time period thats not vastly biased one way or another is a fucking nightmare.

anytime you see someone mildly positive its 50/50 on them being nuanced about the history vs them being tankie

but then anytime you see someone being critical its like 70% chance theyre pro-capitalist libertarian fuck heads and then a 25% chance theyre Literally Actually Just Nazis

[orcelito]

Free therapy

[muirneach]

do you guys want to hear my abbey road opinions. well you’re getting them anyways. i like maxwells silver hammer i like octopus’s garden i like mean mr mustard and i like polythene pam. idk how weird all of those opinions are but i’ve seen all those songs hated. and i hate come together and she came in through the window. my favourite songs are oh darling and because and the end. actually i think golden slumbers/carry that weight/the end is such a good grouping like they’re the same song to me. well i do like in general how the album flows together sooo well. it’s basic but i do love when songs bleed into each other it’s literally so good. also i like her majesty i think it’s fun. i hate the queen i hate the monarchy etc i just like the song

[girlvinland]

I wish there was a crucible knight NPC that you could actually talk to, I guess the closest we get is Tanith’s knight or the ones who are named like Siluria and Ordovis. It’s kind of like I wish we had a silver knight NPC in DS but all we got was Ledo (lol this sounds like I’m disappointed about him but I fucking love Ledo and his giant cartoon hammer).

[blujayonthewing]

how to find out whether my brother tanks without asking him