#just in case anyone was wondering

[cryptidcharlie]

kings of domestic bliss

[green-lights-33]

marlene !!!

[dannythedog]

Still down horrendously for this man and his hoochie daddy shorts

[potatoomorashi]

If anyone wants something interesting to think about, I tend to pee myself when i laugh and it happens in so many public situations, one time I was walking a trail in the woods with my girlfriend and I had tripped over a rock and just had an accident. Afterwards my girlfriend kept asking me if i was okay and I kept trying to deny it but eventually she asked if i had an accident and I got all defensive but started apologizing a second later and she just took my face in her hands and said it was okay and that I had nothing to be ashamed of that she wasn't mad and when i tried to apologize again she kissed me

[runwayblues]

[halliewriteshockey]

Bby goalie won AGAIN and Luka gave him hugs AND kisses 🥺

[merlyn-bane]

WIP Sunday

Welcome to a special edition of WIP Sunday! With my WIP Poll currently up, I'm going to be posting a line or two from each of the four WIPs listed on it.

Teacher AU:

“Koro, are you—” “Boy, if you ask me if I’m sure one more time, so help me,” Jaster cuts him off calmly, not looking up from where he’s currently trying to tame Boba’s hair.

Restaurant AU:

Obi-Wan Kenobi sets his comm status to out-of-Temple the moment he receives confirmation that his padawan’s transport to Naboo has cleared atmo, grinning to himself only a little as he does so.  With Anakin off-planet guarding the good Senator Amidala while she takes her yearly turn on the bounty circuit, Obi-Wan has a couple of days to himself—and he knows just how to spend them. 

Werewolf AU:

Taking Kamino was never going to be the hard part of all this--Cody had known at least that much early on. For all that they produced soldiers for anyone with deep enough pockets to pay for them, they themselves were not, and it had become increasingly clear to Cody as she grew that their control was heavily reliant on her and her siblings not daring to test it. Cody dared.

War Widow AU:

His mind grinds to a halt. Cody stares at the wall opposite him, the rest of his brain going to static while he idles on the thought he’s gotten stuck on. “Bones,” he says. “I—have an idea.” Bones blinks. “Well, shit.”

[sidetongue]

he's not tied to a tree here

[queenarsinoethepoisoner]

Drew the winners void build from @life-winners-liveblog’s au about the winners of the traffic series being in a void of their own while they watch the other seasons. It’s really cool, so you should go check it out! I drew this pretty quickly, which is why it’s very sketchy, and I couldn’t figure out how Scott and Grians rooms would be, so they just kinda got doors into hollowed out rocks. Martyns area is the shipwreck on the left, and pearls room is in the light house.

[apnourry]

kiss it better

[icallhimjoey]

[chrollohearttags]

this is actually crazy skdjdjd! what I woke up to this morning. Never seen that many notifs before 😭

[palfriendpatine66]

I am not over Ewan McGregor in Halston

I’m not ever going to be over Ewan McGregor in Halston

[reclusivesapphire]

What’s your headcannons on shellington (I think I spelled his name wrong)

Here are some of my Shellington headcanons! (Yeah, you spelled it right :)) Some of these are from other miscellaneous headcanons posts I’ve done in the past, and others are new.

* If Shellington were human, he’d be one of those tall, lanky brunette dudes. You know the type.

* He/they pronouns.

* He’s an Earth sign, likely a Taurus or a Virgo.

* Sleeps on a waterbed (if he ever sleeps anywhere other than his desk, lmao), since, as an otter, he used to sleep on the water back at home.

* Bands I think he’d listen to: Green Day, Radiohead, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. I think he’d like music from the 90’s - early 2000’s in general, mainly grunge.

* Autistic. That’s it, that’s the whole bullet point.

* There is nothing anyone can say to convince me that this man has a driver’s license. (If he does, it should be revoked.) My guess is that he was so focused on studying marine biology that he kept putting off getting driving lessons, and he just never got around to it.

* Remember that tumblr post that was like, “scientists can get away with doing really weird shit because they’re scientists”? That’s probably why no one addresses the fact that he eats KELP CAKES WITH HOT SAUCE. The crew is probably like “yeah it’s weird but he discovered a new species, let him be”

* Him and Pearl have dressed up as Dipper and Mabel for Halloween before! It was absolutely Shellington’s idea.

* I feel like he’d be a Gravity Falls fan in general. He’d have a lot of fun deciphering the cryptograms, both in the show and in Journal 3. I don’t have a particular reason for this headcanon, it’s purely based on Vibes.

* His allergy to sea urchins probably played at least a part in him becoming a marine biologist. Since he couldn’t help the ocean’s ecosystem by keeping the sea urchin population down like most sea otters, that probably led him to wanting to do so in another way.

* This last one isn’t a headcanon, but before it was revealed he was an otter, I genuinely thought he was a brown bear.

[if-mirrormine]

domestic bliss

summary: an average morning in the life of you and your wife.

pairing: kennedy x mc

word count: 767

based on the request: kennedy and mc domestic fluff! like they're either married or live together and just doing some cute household stuff like breakfast in bed, cuddling, reminiscing about how they got together, etc.

**unedited//behold !! the aforementioned fluff !! the first of three many to come !!**

request a drabble here!

you're pulled from the depths of sleep by an incessant shaking on your shoulder. and just as your mind is swimming closer to consciousness, you hear kennedy's voice.

"mc, wake up," she says urgently. "it's an emergency."

you attempt to roll over and away from her, the bliss of sleep still calling out to you. "mm-mm; sleeping, ken."

"c'mon, mc; it's serious!" she begins to shake you again and you know she won't leave you alone. you roll onto your back and as you're pulling your eyes open, she takes the opportunity to climb onto your lap.

"alright, i'm awake," you say with a sigh. "who died?"

"no one."

"then what's the emergency?"

"we're out of coffee."

the look you give her is deadpan. "kennedy; you're my wife and i love you, but that does not constitute an emergency."

"that is one person's opinion," she scoffs softly, crossing her arms and leaning down on your chest.

you heave a sigh as you bring your hands up to rest on her hips. "fine, we can go to store." she gives you a bright smile you can't help but return before she leans in to kiss you. you've always found kissing kennedy to be something akin to meditation: soothing, comforting, healing.

but then all too soon, she pulls away and climbs off your lap. "get dressed," she says, moving for the door of your bedroom. you sit up in bed and watch her go. with another sigh building in the back of your throat, you throw back the duvet and rub the sleep from your eyes, ready to get on with the day.

"what about this one?" not pulling her eyes from the shelves, kennedy presses a bag of coffee beans into your hands and you turn it over before bringing it to your face for the obligatory sniff.

"smells like coffee," you state and she shoots you a flat look.

"very astute observation, mc." she takes the bag away from you with a roll of her eyes and returns it to the shelf. "you're supposed to be helping."

you smile at the slight pout on her face as you shove your hands in your jacket pockets. "sorry," you tell her, amused. "give me another one."

she looks at you with uncertainty before turning back to the shelves, scanning the selection before choosing a bag and handing it to you. you keep your eyes on her as you bring it up to your face, crinkling your nose up at the smell.

"ugh, too intense," you say with a grimace. wordlessly, she takes it back and replaces it with another. again, you bring it to your face before raising an eyebrow at her. "this doesn't smell like anything."

she rolls her at you and crosses her arms over her chest. "mc! you said you'd be serious."

"i am!" you press the bag to your face, inhaling loud and deep, and your wife stifles a laugh at your antics. "yeah, i've got nothing. is there even anything in this bag? what's the flavour? roasted air?"

"mc!" she says again, her laughter unrestrained now as she snatches the bag out of your hands to smell it for herself. you wait with bated breath when she pauses, an amused smile on her face.

"well?" you prompt and she avoids eye contact with you as she places the bag back on the shelf.

"no comment," she says, grabbing another bag before you can retort. "guess we're sticking with old reliable then."

you sling your arm around her shoulders, pulling her into your side as you make your way towards the check out counter. "maybe it's a sign," you say with a sigh and she glances up at you. "maybe we're destined to drink -" you reach for her hand holding the bag of coffee beans, rasing it up for you to read the label. "- red river premium medium roast for the rest of our days."

you meet kennedy's eyes and find her watching you with that same amused smile. "destiny, huh?" you nod vehemently and she stifles another laugh. "and you believe in that kind of thing?"

"of course," you say as the two of you come to a stop in front of a self check out kiosk. "i've got you by my side, don't i?"

"you're such a melt," she replies with a roll of her eyes but there's no hiding the smile on her face. "come on, let's pay for this and get home. i think we're destined for more than just coffee today."

you can't help but agree.

[vurelly]

What printing place are you using for your shop??

CatPrint!

They're a little pricey on shipping, but they do accommodate just about any paper sizing, and they also offer a ton of different paper types and finishings. Overall, a 10/10 experience I've had with them.