May 8
Gotta be careful with those pesky razors, johnny. Luckily the Count is always there to help.
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I remember getting nosebleeds every so often last year and it always freaked people out and the only thing I could do was laugh it off while I put a bunch of napkins of some ice cream place to my nose so I absolutely relate Machete in that nosebleed comic
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sappy continuation under ‘keep reading’ below ⤵
“Good night, Roman,”
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This was drawn way before Thomas announced those youtooz dolls. I only have the courage to share it now hhhh
I’ve been whining about wanting a custom roman plushie for months (yes, way before the dolls announcement) I could buy the youtooz ones but the site doesn’t accept paypal plus it’s long past now. still in coping phase, really
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Pros about testosterone: More body hair
Cons about testosterone: Holy shit, taking this bandaid off sucks (because of the body hair)
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I’m having normal thoughts about boys right now ok (I have a deep visceral need to hunt someone through the forest, nothing but the sound of him gasping and breaking through the brush with his heartbeat thrumming like an animal of its own in his chest and in my ears, my paws beating against the earth as I race after him, teeth clicking and practically foaming at the mouth at his scent. Just him and me in the dead of night. And when I finally catch him I pin him to the ground and fuck his brains out under the full moon <3 )
I can be left alone with a pretty guy in the middle of the night under a full moon. Yeah just leave him by the forest :) no yeah don’t worry abt it haha yeah I’m just gonna go out for a run :) it will be good for me and also him. Enrichment :) being hunted by a big werewolf counts as a couples exercise right
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Only thing I’m gonna say abt it bc I haven’t read the books or participated tje fandom since I was in elementary school but. Ppl’s reaction to Squirrelflight becoming leader is so funny. The misogyny of the authors has rubbed off on the fans I see, how are you gonna tell a victim of domestic abuse that’s she’s a worse leader and suffered less than her husband. And all the alternate leader suggestions from these ppl are the lame ass guys. this is one of the saddest characters in cat fiction let the girlie win at least once good lord
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need a solid excuse to not sauna tmrw. I know it'll be rude and annoying of me but I don't see a way I can get in & out without someone seeing my scars and that's just not a thing I can do. Like sure I'll be a buzzkill, but would be more of a buzzkill to have a "hey are you okay????" moment, like fuck that, no.
Good thing is that I've built my brand of "I'm not a sauna person" the past few years, like haven't been in years bc scars. It's getting sus tho that everytime there's something involving sauna/swimming, I'm somehow on my period like mmhmmm for sure that's always the case (I hate this and I'm going to throw a party once the summer is over, I fucking never wanna do one of those again. depressing ass season)
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sadly we are lacking in the fun multicolored bandaid industry
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Hey y’all! Weird question time again! It’s not that weird a question but at this point it feels like that’s just how I should format things when I ask questions lol
Do you have any recommendations for bandaid brands (or search terms, or things like that) for people who are sensitive to adhesives?
I used a bandaid on Monday and now, four days later, I still have half the mark from the bandaid visible on my elbow so I think it’s time to switch bandaid types again
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