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discotenny · 7 months
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How their division teammates are effected by your breakup - headcanons
Ichiro, Sasara, Jyushi
Ichiro
Jiro and Saburo still ask of you. He hasn’t told them that you’re never going to go to one of Jiro’s football games again. He doesn’t have the heart to tell Saburo there’s never going to be another chess rematch between you two.
Seeing the effect your presence had on his brothers is almost too overwhelming to bear. He feels guilty not telling them of your break up, but he knows he’d feel even guiltier if they knew it was his fault they’d never see you again.
When the two call out to you in the streets, excitedly yelling your name as Ichiro internally cries in the background- you look away. Seeing the excitement in their eyes die out and hurt settle in at the realization is one of the worst things Ichiro’s ever seen.
Sasara
Rosho looks at him and guilt from years past resurfaces. Sasara’s reaction is all too similar to one of years past. Denial of pain, overcompensating with humor, and binging of harmful habits. Rosho can’t help but feel helpless. He can’t even be mad at you, after all he did the same to Sasara once before.
Rei sees Sasara and feels partial guilt for playing into his bad habits. He doesn’t know how to comfort him other than offering to pay for drinks or a meal- so they go out more than they already did.
When he’s drunk, Sasara spills it all. The hurt, the pain, the old happy memories. Rei and Rosho wonder if there’s hope for you two to rekindle your love, all so they can see their friend smile once more.
Jyushi
Hitoya is the one that immediately notices his change of behavior. No matter how much effort he puts into his Chuuni persona, the underlying message of his words is clear.
He tries his best to cheer him up, just like he did before. He tells Jyushi stories of his own romance troubles but it only seems to remind him of old memories. He takes Jyushi out to places, but again it just reminds him of things he used to do with you.
Kuko wants to confront you for breaking his friends heart- Hitoya having to physically hold him back from stomping to your house and challenging you to a rap battle. Both of them just hate seeing Jyushi this way, and want to do everything they can to help him feel just a bit better.
Bonus
Dice notices that Gentaro doesn’t tease him as much ever since you broke up with him. Maybe it’s a win that he’s not being exploited just to get some cash- but it’s odd seeing the eccentric writer solemn and distant. Ever since you left, it seemed like Gentaro forgot how to have fun with life.
Samatoki’s stubbornness is the biggest source of pain for Jyuto. Samatoki grumbles whenever he sees something that even reminds him of you- which unfortunately is a lot of things. Which were once associated with fluff and happiness- now linked with bitterness of a love lost. It makes Jyuto’s job much, much more difficult, much to his annoyance.
Ichiro makes a small comment about Jiro not staying out as late anymore. Saburo follows it up saying that he noticed Jiro stopped making such large lunches for school. It makes Jiro stop eating, pausing as he thinks of an excuse. Of course, his brothers didn’t know of his secret romance. And they didn’t know of your secret break up either.
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Kindashitty ??? Srry LOLOL. I just needed to write sm angst rn and I couldn’t think of any other ideas, my b guys lsndofbeodnfon
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partyofwords · 9 months
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3:43 PM ~ *Jyushi Aimono*
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Summary: Since you’re studying botany, you visit your local flower shop every day. Much to the delight of a certain worker there...
Pairing: Jyushi Aimono X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluffy Drabble
Word Count: 654
Warning: OOC maybe? It’s not my best work.
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“Here you are ma’am. Thank you for stopping by! You picked some lovely flowers.” Jyushi smiled brightly at the old woman as he handed her her bouquet of flowers.
She smiled back at him. “Such a nice boy! Thank you for helping me!”
His smile never faltered as she left the flower shop and he gave a self-satisfied sigh when she was gone. As he started to wipe down the counter, his coworker slid up next to him.
“You’re such a nice boy, Jyushi!” Kuko cooed, pinching his cheek.
Jyushi pouted. “Kuko! Stop being so mean to me!”
“Leave him alone, Kuko.” Hitoya, their manager, yelled from the back room.
Kuko rolled his eyes. “You people are no fun.” Setting himself down on the stool behind the counter, he asked, “So, do you have today’s flowers all picked out and ready?”
Jyushi felt his cheeks burn hot at the mention of the special flowers he set aside once a week for a very special customer. Almost a year ago, you started coming into the flower shop with a giant encyclopedia. After a couple of weeks of trying to talk to you but being too shy, Jyushi managed to learn that you were studying botany, specifically flowers, and were taking notes on the different flowers the store had. So he took it upon himself to help you out. Every week since then, when you came in with your notes and dazzling smile, he would hand you a flower and spew out facts about it from the research he did during the week before your visit. It soon became his favorite part of the day, not that he would ever tell you that.
Nodding, he pointed to a wrapped bundle of white flowers. “Yep. I have magnolias already prepared for today.”
“Magnolias, huh?” Jyushi nearly jumped out of his skin, seeing you at the counter, your smile almost blinding him.
He nodded again, a bit more bashful, causing Kuko to snicker before leaving the two of you alone to talk. “Yeah. Magnolias. Did you know that the flowers bloom before the leaves appear on the plant?”
Your eyes widened and you quickly jotted the fact down. “I do now! Seriously, Jyushi, what would I do without you? With your help, I’ll be able to become a professional botanist and work with flowers everyday for the rest of my life.”
“That would be wonderful.” He couldn’t help but smile. You always get so passionate and excited about your future. Your optimism always wore off on him, not that he minded in the slightest.
Taking one of the flowers from the small bouquet, you held out your hand. “May I borrow the scissors, please?”
After Jyushi handed them to you, you cut the stem shorter and tucked the flower behind your ear. Little did you know, but the cheeks of the boy in front of you exploded in pink. Did you even know how cute you look right now? You looked like some floral goddess. His heart skipped a beat.
“You look so pretty.”
Both of you were speechless, but Jyushi was panicking. He didn’t really say that out loud now, did he? Please tell him he didn’t just embarrass himself in front of you! He would never be able to live this one down! His life was effectively over.
However, you laughed. It was a pretty sound that seemed to make the sun shine brighter and the flowers around you both began to glow. “Aw, thank you! You’re pretty handsome if I do say so myself.”
Again, his cheeks darkened. “Oh, ah, thank you.”
Jyushi’s heart jumped into his throat when you gently took his hand in yours. He looked at you confused, shocked, and desperate, while you just grinned softly. It was then he thought, perhaps your heart was beating just as fast as his at this exact moment.
“So, tell me more about these magnolias…”
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matenrou-fan · 1 year
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Dark side of the moon
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Found out recently in Jyush's wiki that "he states that he'd be more willing to smoke and drink than Kuko due to Hitoya being his role model " and I can't stop thinking about him also being more dominant so here's one-shot of him trying to be like that..
NSFW UNDER THE CUT
femreader, teasing, begging, cunnilingus, fingering, domJyushi;; 1409 words;;
Jyushi was your precious, caring boyfriend. You date him almost for half of the year now, and he only show himself from gentle, sensitive side. Maybe he was a crybaby sometimes, but he still was trying his best, always here to listen to your problems, always hugging you and kissing you so tender and careful, like if you made out of glass.. He even call you his porcelain doll, a little princess of night.
Of course you know that sometimes he can be more mysterious, charming and pompous, especially when he's in the stage, singing for his fans. But you was quite surprised when he tells you that his role model is actually Hitoya. This grumpy old man who often smoke and drink? You can't believe it.. But in the same time you can notice that Jyushi actually start to be as Hitoya, acting more serious and mature, trying to control his emotions.
"You should rely on me more, I'm your man, after all..! I need to take care of all your needs!" - you chuckle a little when he say this for the first time, making you blush a little. He actually start to grown up, and you can't help but smile at him, thinking that, despite this changes, he's still so cute and innocent..
Well, at least you thought like that. You was sure that Hitoya's influence will only make Jyushi more calm and collected, you couldn't imagine how it's actually will turn out..
It's was just a causal evening, you two was hanging out together. Jyushi just returned from his concert, all this days he was pretty busy cause his band was having something like concert tour and his schedule was absolutely wild, you didn't even have chance to talk with him on the phone..! But today was a last day of this tour, and as soon as his concert ends he hurry up to his house, calling you on his way and invite you to his place, he can't wait anymore to meet you...!
So your cozy evening soonly turns into more hot and romantic one, as you also was missing him all this days.
You was sitting on his laps as you two was in his bedroom, hands in his hair as you can smell his hairspray a little bit, mixed with his musky cologne. You was quite playful, even if you was also so needy to him, you wants to tease him a little bit, maybe punish him for make you miss him so much.. You kiss him really passionate, but only in his cheeks, nose, even his jaw line, almost touching his neck softly, but you ignore this trembling lips, smirking a little bit.
...but instead his usual whines and whimpers Jyushi suddenly groan, his arms quickly grab your waist, squeezing you in some greedy way. You gasp, as it was really unexpected - he always was so shy to touch something more than your arm or shoulder, you get used to be in charge. But then he bring you another surprise, as he suddenly push you in the bed, sitting on top of you. His tongue a little bit bitter after coffee, as he roughly kissing you, so passionate and hungry, it's makes you tingle.
"..I just wanted to spend some time with you, and this is how you try to act? Tease me when I clearly said how much I miss you?" - his voice deeper than usual, you can't help but blush really hard, feelings as your heart beating faster and faster. This is new side of him was.. pretty hot.
He didn't even give you a chance to answer, as his lips cover yours again, his hands start roaming your body, touching so passionate but now he was teasing you. Everytime his slim long fingers get to close to your breast or hips he suddenly start to touch you so lightly, make you squirm around in anticipation. You try to fight back a little, bringing your arms to his neck as you tickle him a little with the tip of your fingers, but he quickly grab your arms, pinning them above your head with one of his hands.
"Did I say that you can do this?" - he smirk, his light blue eyes much more dark now, you never seen so much lust in them before. His whole expression was much more charming than when he was acting as vainglorious narcissist. - "You just can't stop being such a brat, huh?"
His lips move from your mouth to you neck, leaving more kisses here. You whimper, feeling his warm lips on your skin, but then he suddenly leave a hickey, and another one, and another.. You moan, not able to hide your blushing embarrassed face, your legs trembling as you rub them to each other.. So this how it's feels to being dominated by someone..?
He noticed quickly just how much you start trembling underneath him, his smug smirk get even wider. He let go of your hands but this time you didn't try to play with him, acting more obeying and quiet. You get surprised how quickly he put you on his submissive place, and now play with you as he wants... but you didn't mind, looking at his amused eyes with more ashamed but needy gaze.
"Mm? It's look like someone finally start to understand her role today.. Just be a good girl, okay..?" - he chuckle as his arms slowly get down, touching your hips. You whine and lifted them a little, it was so hard to hold back your horniess, as he kept being a tease. Slowly spread your legs, massaging your inner thighs, his fingers so close to your wetness but in the same time so far away..!
"P..please..." - you whimper, not being able to control yourself anymore. He look at you, stopping all his actions and waiting for your words - "Please.. just touch me.."
"Hm? My little dolly, but I'm already doing it.." - he scoff a little, as his hands caressing your legs and hips - "If you want something, you need to ask..."
It was clear that he mean beg, not ask, and you groan, ashamed. Your cheeks and ears was so hot, as you slowly and quietly mewl to him - "T.. touch me down here.. please.."
"I can't hear you... What you want me to do..?" - he say playfully, his finger get a little bit closer to your underwear, almost touching it with his tips, and you whine, losing it completely.
"Please..! Touch me, t.. touch my pussy, please..!" - you almost cry from embarrassment but then finally moan in pleasure as Jyushi quickly lift your skirt, his hands finally touching you right here. He smirk, feeling just how wet you are even through fabrick of your panties.
"Such a cute dolly, you can be pretty obedient.. I will reward you for this.." - he whisper, taking down your panties. You gasp and threw back your head, as you feel his warm skin so close to yours. Moans and whines keep break out from your mouth, as you can't stop trembling under his touches, his fingers playing with your wet folds, gently massaging your clit with a tip of his nail.
You shut your eyes, completely drown in pleasure, and didn't notice as Jyushi smirks once again, his face get closer to your wet cunt. But as soon as you feel his hot tongue on your clit you gasp, arching your back. Your moans become even louder, you call his name so desperately as he keep moving his tongue around your folds, licking all juices. You didn't expect this and start trembling even more, squirming around and grasping pillows with your weak arms. But he suddenly grab your thighs, holding you in place, as he look right into your eyes with playful gaze.
"Huh? For what this struggles? Do you want me to stop?" - he ask with such calm but mocking tone, pulling away a little. You shake your head, whining.
"N..no, please...! I need more..."
He chuckle as he get closer to your trembling pussy, you whimper from his hot breath and lift your hips again, whining and crying. You bite your lips in foretaste, as you can feel his fingers slowly touching your clenching vagina, ready to enter inside..
"Then don't worry.. If you continue to be my obedient little princess, then I will reward you with night full of the darkest of yours desires..."
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hypmic-writings · 2 years
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My God, I've been thinking for a while, in a scenario, where the Reader is a single mother, and her son is Jyushi. The scenario events you can choose :) if you could make him at an age it would be cool (I think Jyushi is a cute baby) 😇
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Pairing: child!Jyushi Aimono & single parent!reader
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: None
Word Count: 936
A/N: This one was so cute! I wrote it so that the reader is a single parent and Jyushi is their 4 year old kid just going to school for the first time! I hope this is okay since I know you said baby but I wasn't sure how to write a scenario for a baby haha but I hope you enjoy~
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“Hey buddy, how was your first day of pre-school?” you asked, reaching out to ruffle the hair of your four-year-old son. Jyushi shyly smiled up at you and nodded as he slowly walked to your side.  
“It was okay,” he said in a half-whisper. You reached down to hold your hand out and Jyushi took it, using his free hand to grab tightly onto his backpack strap.
“Yea? What did you guys do?” you asked, waving goodbye to his teacher and mouthing a ‘thank you’. She smiled and waved back at you, reassuring you that all went well that day.
You had been nervous to drop Jyushi off for his first day of school. Since there was nobody else around to help you take care of him, it really had just been the two of you together. You couldn’t remember the last time the two of you were separated aside from a few hours of day care, and although it was nice to be able to schedule work again to do a full-time job, you had been worrying about leaving him at school.
Despite your fears though, it seemed to have worked out alright. Jyushi had been crying when you dropped him off, but he seemed okay now so something must have gone right.
“We did some coloring…and puzzles,” Jyushi mused, as if he were deep in thought. You nodded down at him and hummed along.
That morning, you had dressed Jyushi in his favorite blue shirt and a nice pair of jeans. Now, those clothes looked worn out, and you could tell they were a bit dirty, most likely from when the kids were running around during recess. He patted his clothes down in place and you smiled at his tendency to make sure he was still put together.
“Well that sounds like a lot of fun!” you exclaimed, stopping at the crosswalk. You looked down at your son to find him staring up at you with big blue eyes. “Did you make any new friends?” you asked, your voice softening a bit. There was something in his gaze that looked almost sad and it hurt your heart to think about him being in any amount of pain.
“No…not really,” Jyushi responded with a small sniffle. You pulled out a tissue that you had stuffed in your jacket pocked for this exact reason and squatted down so that you were just a bit taller than eye level with your son.
“It’s okay, baby. I’m sure you’ll make new friends as the year goes on, okay? This was just the first day,” you reassured him, wiping away at his eyes and nose before pressing a kiss onto his forehead. He looked like he could burst into tears at any moment, and although the crosswalk was green, you took another moment with him.
“Okay,” he sadly said, turning away from you. You held back the urge to throw your arms around him, wanting to wrap your arms around him protectively and never let go. It was so difficult to send him out into a world of hurt and pain, knowing that you could keep him with you at home and not have to worry about any of that.
But you didn’t want that for Jyushi either.
You wanted him to grow and learn, to make friends and go through the ups and downs of being a kid and eventually being a teenager. You knew that it was going to be difficult but you hadn’t exactly known just how tough it was going to be until now. So you pressed another kiss to his cheek and took a deep breath.
“Jyushi,” you said, making him turn towards you. “I promise you that by the end of the week you’ll have a new friend,” you declared. His eyes widened a bit in excitement, and you couldn’t stop the smile from growing on your lips.
“Really? I’ll have a new friend?” he asked, hopeful and with innocent, child-like wonder. You nodded to him and reassured him that he would, watching as his mouth twitched slightly. “What if no one wants to be my friend?” he asked, his eyes dropping a bit. It was amazing how expressive he could be for such a young kid.
“You will. I’ll make you a friend myself if I have to,” you said with determination. Your sewing skills were a bit lackluster, but if Jyushi hadn’t made a friend by the end of the week, you were sure you could stitch him something small and cute to be his new friend. Maybe a stuffed bear or a stuffed dog.
Or perhaps a stuffed pig.
“Pinky promise?” Jyushi asked, very seriously as he held out his tiny pinky to you. You had to stop from awing in cuteness at the small size of his hands as you nodded and held out your own, much larger pinky and wrapped it around his.
“Pinky promise,” you told him, shaking on it. After your pinky promise, Jyushi seemed to perk up quite a bit and excitedly walked the rest of the way home with you.
You were happy that he could be his loud, dramatic self even if it was just with you. There wasn’t a doubt in your mind that he would make friends, if not now then maybe later in life and that they would be true friends that would stand by his side, supporting him and making him feel confident enough to do anything he wanted.
And you were certain that you would be there to support him right alongside them every step of the way.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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pa-stella · 2 years
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Flufftober 2022 - 25.10
I feel the need to rewatch Welcome to the Ballroom. 
Title: Maybe the next waltz Fandom: Hypnosis Mic Pairing: Kuko/Jyushi Prompt: First Dance Words count: 966 Contents: G-rated, pre-relationship.
The first time Jyushi had asked them to change the day for their weekly practice, Kuko didn’t think anything of it. Jyushi told his teammates he had to cover the shift of an ill coworker and that explanation was enough for him.
As weeks passed and Jyushi’s requests became more frequent, doubt and curiosity began to grow in the monk’s mind. Each time he inquired to have more information, Jyushi would blurt out an excuse with an unsure voice. 
“Jyushi, have you found a…” Hitoya had asked one day after yet another request. He hesitated for a second, not sure of which word to use. “...partner or something like that?”
“Eh? N-no! It’s not that!” Jyushi protested, blushing a little.
“You know there are two things that I can’t stand. First: people who lie to me. Second: people who lie without being convincing.” He glared at him while putting on his leather jacket.. “We are family, right? You should be honest and tell us the truth.”
The young man looked at him with his eyes wide open before dropping his head. “Well… I’ve been taking ballroom dance lessons…”
It was Kuko’s turn to be surprised. Hitoya spoke before he could make any comment about that.
“Oh, really? That’s cool, Jyushi.” The lawyer seemed sincere. As he searched for his cigarettes, he showed him a small smile. “I attended a dance class for a few months as well when I was in middle school.”
Kuko almost giggled. “Wait, what?”
“A small family-run dance studio had opened right behind my school and all the mums thought that their kid could be the next dance star. I remember I went there with at least five of my classmates.” Hitoya grimaced at the thought. “The truth was that only one of us had some kind of talent.”
From his face, the monk understood instantly who the person in question was.
“But, Jyushi, ballroom dancing can be quite… competitive as a sport. Are you sure it’d be okay for you?” Hitoya asked then.
Jyushi nodded a little. “I’m not focusing on competitions yet. I’m attending the lessons to improve my stamina and…” He straightened his back a little. “...posture.”
“Good choice then, kid.” The lawyer ruffled his hair before saying goodbye to the both of them and leaving the temple.
Left to themselves, Kuko and Jyushi finished cleaning and fixing the room they had used to practice in silence. The monk couldn’t stop thinking about Jyushi dancing around a big salon, with rich clothes one and classic music in the background. He knew he loved to dance thanks to their silly moves during Bad Ass Temple performances, so he was sure Jyushi would at least be decent at that. But he needed to see that with his own eyes.
“Jyushi.”
“Yes, Kuko-san?” He titled his head.
“As your guide, I want to be sure these dancing classes are actually useful for your growth.” He declared, crossing his arms. “I will come with you to your next lesson.”
“To… dance?”
“No, dummy. To observe.”
Jyushi looked at him, surprised, but then smiled. “Ok, I have to ask for my teacher’s permission though…”
The teacher had enthusiastically replied that having a viewer wouldn’t be a problem so, after an entire week, Kuko found himself sitting on a plastic chair in a small practice room. The long wall covered with mirrors helped the monk observe Jyushi and the other students doing their warm up and stretching exercises. They were all wearing the same black pants with tight t-shirts, but he couldn’t help but focus on Jyushi. His long hair had been braided and then pinned at the neck in a chignon, keeping them out of his face. Seeing both of his blue eyes was kind of… captivating in a sort of way.
“Okay. We can start.” The teacher, a middle aged woman with kind eyes, proclaimed after some minutes. “Get closer to your partner. Today we’ll practice the Waltz again.”
Jyushi’s partner was a young girl who looked a few years older than him. She was probably the only one tall enough to dance with him. When the two held each other, Kuko had expected Jyushi to blush, but a focused expression appeared on his face instead.
Then the music started and the four couples present started to move, but Kuko couldn’t care less about the rest of the students. No, his eyes were glued to Jyushi and his partner.
There was not a single sign of hesitation, fear or self-doubt in Jyushi movements. He carried the girl with security and care, as if he was the king of that small ballroom. They spun and swayed in perfect coordination without losing their hold or posture.
“So, what do you think?” The teacher asked him suddenly. She had moved next to him while he was busy ogling his teammate. “Can this be useful to our Jyushi-kun?”
Kuko nodded slowly. “It’s rare to see him so focused and serious.” Out of his chuunibyou’s moments, at least.
“Well, Jyushi-kun is always like that, but today his eyes carry something different” She smiled, knowingly. “Perhaps your presence had awakened a new fire in him.”
“A fire..?”
Kuko’s amber eyes moved from the woman to Jyushi once again. The couple had stopped in a slow elegant dip with the girl bent backwards a little and, in that moment, Kuko understood what the teacher was talking about. Jyushi and Kuko made eye contact thanks to the mirror since the vocalist wasn’t looking at his partner at all.
Fiery blue eyes challenged Kuko to focus his attention only on him and the monk wasn’t the backing down type. Not that he had other choices anyway. Jyushi was so majestic when dancing that it was impossible for him to look away.
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hifumi-gigolo · 2 years
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Actually all of the shuffle divisions are soooo fun for different reasons.
Ichiro, jyushi, rosho: a teacher and two barely of age wholesome boys. They are just here to have a good time.
Samatoki,Doppo,rei: this is genuinely so funny. A yakuza with no respect for anyone apparently. A literal scammer. And a salaryman with crippling depression and anxiety but also boiling rage. What can go wrong<3
Ramuda,hifumi,rio: two really extra boys and an ex-navi soldier. Bugs for breakfast and a makeover afterwards. Also gonna fuck up some terrorists real quick in these flashy and impractical Outfits.
Jakurai,hitoya,saburo: childhood friends/rivals(?) who are also dads (not necessarily out of free will) and a 14 year old little prick. He just wants to Play chess why are the old men flirting
Sasara, Jiro, Gentaro: a Comedian, a liar, and a Teenage boy. Try hearing a coherent sentence within this group I dare you.
Kuko, jyuto, dice: a Cop and two feral catboys. He probably has to stop them from eating grass or something idk
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representshinjuku · 2 years
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Rei’s Investigative Report (零の調査報告書)
(Note: This song contains spoilers for track 3.)
Sasara: So, about that… Looks like you just did.
Ryota: We did?
Rosho: You found Takanashi!?
Sasara: Sounds like Rei figured out where he is! 
[Rei]
Everyone listen up!
I’ve got the intel, this’s Takanashi Haru’s investigative report
Takanashi Haru, 18 years old, attends a private high school, a normal student
Haru: When I was a child, my parents passed away in a traffic accident. My gramma has raised me since then. She’s always spoiled me, and she’s always been on my side. 
[Rei]
But because of that love,
The Takanashi family was caught up in a troublesome thread
Haru: In middle school, I was bullied. I was beat up every day, and I worried her because I couldn’t stand all the new bruises. But I didn’t want to worry her, so I tried to hide it as much as I could. Thinking back on it, that was my mistake. 
[Rei]
Her grandson was being bullied. The troubled grandmother filed a complaint with the school
But without a single kind ear, an aged woman’s complaints were summarily ignored 
She wanted to save him by any means, but she hadn’t the faintest idea how
Grasping desperately at straws, she turned to a Society in Kyoto Division
They promised to resolve all her worries, to release him from suffering and anguish
Backed into a corner, such exaggerations were more than enough to take her hostage
Hitoya: That’s the true Itonokai. 
Haru: Yes.
Kuko: I see. So she joined in order to save her grandson. What’re you crying’for?
Jyushi: I mean, I can’t think of it as someone else’s pain when he’s talking about bullying, and grammas…
Hitoya: So? What happened next? Bullying’s not gonna go away just because you prayed to some god about it.
Haru: No, it went away.
Kuko: Huh?
Jyushi: Because of the Thread’s guidance?
Kuko: No fuckin’ way! 
Jyushi: That hurts!
Haru: What saved me from the bullying was my two best friends. The hands they held out to me were like a Spider’s Thread, descending from heaven!
Hirorin: Yeah, that’s when he met us! 
Ryota: Yeah. Once we became friends, everyone stopped bullying him.
Sasara: Hm? But if it all ended well, then no one needed the Itonokai! 
Rei: Is that what you think? Then you’d be… dead wrong.
Sasara: Huh? 
[Rei]
Takanashi Haru had suffered, but the bullying had practically disappeared
Day by day he grew brighter, and his grandmother felt relieved from the bottom of her heart
And so for saving her grandson, she decided to pledge her life to the Itonokai
And so bit by bit, the Spider’s Thread wound them both up in its web
Haru: At the start of the year, my grandmother collapsed. When I watched her in that hospital bed, in her coma, I was so afraid. Afraid that my grandmother who raised me, that my family would die again. I was scared I’d have to live alone forever! So scared. And then Danjyo-sama appeared before me. 
Danjyo: You poor things. At this rate, she won’t be saved. But with our power, your grandmother can surely be saved.
Haru: Please save my grandmother. I beg you!
Danjyo: She is one of our own. We’ll save her. However… In the event we do save her, what will you give us in return?
Haru: I’ll do anything! So please save my grandmother… Save my gramma!!
Danjyo: Very well. Everything as the Spider’s Thread guides us.
Rei: On that day, Takanashi Haru signed a deal with the devil. 
[Rei] 
Ha! It’s too late to escape. Ha! You’re forbidden to escape
In exchange for his dearest grandmother’s life, the poor chick fell into a trap
Ha! It’s too late to escape. Ha! You’re forbidden to escape
No matter how he tried to run, the spider’s poison only wore him down again
Ha! It’s too late to escape. Ha! You’re forbidden to escape
Now the Spider’s Thread comprises his world, but a soldier with no free will
Ha! It’s too late to escape. Ha! You’re forbidden to escape
Until his life is exhausted, he’ll do nothing but dance within the spider’s web
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Fics I will write one day....
Eridan x Alpha kids - <> Roxy, <3 Dirk, c3< Jane + Gamzee, <3< Jake. No plot ideas yet just want it. All I know for sure is Jane is NOT the one stepping between Eridan and Gamzee, but I can't decide whether Eridan or Gamzee as top leaf is funnier. Also Eridan ends up with Dirk b/c he panicked and asked him to pretend to be his bf so he didn't have to go to something Feferi planned.
Eridan x Karkat - No game AU. Feferi decides Eridan is FAR too stressed (AKA stop messing with her attempts to reform Alternia boy) and as a good ex, decides to hire a palesale for him. Pale BDSM, posture collars, gill fetishizing, impact play, etc etc etc. Actual WIP
Eridan x Gamzee - <>!!! I need this okay Eridan needs to be a dumbass about clown religion right up until he realizes it's the one thing Gamzee is actually serious about I HAVE THOUGHTS.
Eridan x Signless - :3c This one involves multiverse transversal. Universe A, instead of Signless getting killed and becoming a martyr, the empire decides to break his spirit by making him fight gladiator style. He wouldn't fight for his OWN life but knowing it's the only way to keep Disciple/Dolorosa/Psiioniic alive.... :3c When Feferi takes the empire, she tries to keep Eridan out of her hair by giving him this old Empress touched relic. uwu And when Signless dies for one reason or another Eridan tears the universes apart to get a new one- One who Isn't Perfect. But he can mold them... Right? Obsession!!! Might actually do this as two distinct Things. Part A as Eridan x Signless part B as Eridan x Kankri?
On that note an ACTUAL Eridan x Kankri <3< nonsense. They would be terrible for each other and I love it. Also Kankri's just fun to write.
Gideon Nav is Actually G1deon's kid AU. G1deon lands on the ninth chasing Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity. Lands far enough after that Gideon has been claimed by the ninth house, well before the baby murders. This is mostly about G1deon interacting with the other lyctors and Jod, deciding to keep Gideon on the ninth (and the ninth Intentionally not killing her b/c u can't kill the Saint's Kid. Not when he's visiting every year.) Maybe last chapter is Gideon and Harrow go to the lyctor trials but she recognizes Cytherea... Idk. It's in my head now and I can't get it out.
Omegaverse, Miya asks Joe to teach him to cook because he wants to impress the omega he has a crush on. Lasanga time. uwu Miya has a crush on Cherry and Cherry DOES tease Joe about this. Actual WIP
Draluc feeding off of Ronaldo and they both get horny about it. Ronaldo thinks he's straight so it takes a hot minute.
Pure PWP. Asriel and Ralsei should fuck IDK context yet but it's gonna happen. Haven't decided yet how involved Kris is going to be.
THAT SK8 VAMPIRE AU. S is a vampire bar. Or maybe monster bar in general. Ainosuke keeps draining his meals completely. Tadashi is a werewolf. Reki and Langa are both humans. Miya is CURRENTLY a human and one Ainosuke is thinking about turning when "this lovely young rose finishes blossoming." Miya is jealous when Langa starts getting all of Ainosuke's attention instead.
More sk8 omegaverse. Do every threesome combo in that "how not to start a pack" thing.
Matsucest stuff. There's like. So many options here. Too many. ChoroToto thigh-highs, every vampire brother gets one of the 18matsus as a servant, 18KARA GETTING BULLIED BY THE NEETMATSUS. Oso/Jyushi stupidity starting with "Bet you wouldn't lick XYZ" and ending with blowjobs. Etc.
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Osomatsu-san High School Timeline (Classes and Years)
So I was rewatching the Osomatsu-san Movie and I noticed a few things while crying to the credits!!
1st Year - 10th Grade
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The Matsunos are all in one class, they get into their antics and daily lives together as six! They introduce themselves and they’re all p much the same person just like in osomatsu-kun where each sextuplet could be exchanged for each other.
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Same Classmates, same exams, same sports class, same lunches! At first everyone found it endearing.
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But then they slowly started finding it weird, this is when the matsunos realize that they should start differing themselves from each other.
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And then they start distancing themselves from their classmates, feeling ostracized.
2nd Year - 11th Grade
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It’s a new school year and the Matsunos are split into two different classes, (i’m gonna call them Oso’s class and Choro’s class). They start dressing differently and acting very different from each other, and Jyushi has awakened to his jyushi personality!
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Season 1 Episode 17 says he has his jyushimatsu debut during his high school debut in the 10th grade, but this got retconned for the movie, where he gets his personality in the 11th grade.
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The blu-ray release also has this exclusive photo of Jyushimatsu wearing his Gakuran to school. Just like his jyushimatsu debut, this got retconned from 10th grade to 11th grade. (iirc this was added post-cinema to a) add a funny memory b) explain the discrepancy between the movie and the yearbook)
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Even if they have deviated from each other a bit, they’re still on good terms with each other, they go to school together, hang out when class isn’t in session and go home together.
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Choro, Jyushi, Todo and Takahashi-san are all in the same class lmao, Choro allows jyushi to copy his homework and totty and choro play around while class is in session, at some point, hatabou and chibita barge into their class lmao.
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Not a lot of photos of the other three, but Oso, Kara and Ichi are classmates
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their class shares swimming classes with Choro’s class
Sports Festival
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and during the sports festival, Oso’s class goes up against Choro’s class in the cavalry battle, (and yes they are all very good friends)
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(oh btw, Atsushi and Uchikawa are in a different class from Choro’s class, and this is probably when Totoko and Takahashi became friends)
Cultural Festival
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Oso, Jyushi and Todo must be either in the same club cause they’re all in the maid cafe exhibit or Oso is filling in for Choro in their class exhibit (could also be Jyushi filling in for Ichi and Todo filling in for Kara).
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Kara is in the drama club as a Tree and the others + Takahashi watch him
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Also unless the Matsunos are 27 years old (they were 17 years old during 2nd year + 10 years = 27) , then this moment from Season 1 Episode 3 with Jiguzo probably got retconned (most likely considering that Karamatsu isn’t even the leading role in the play, and it’s unlikely he became the leading role in 3rd year cause his confidence plummeted by then)
There are some events I didn’t cover (Like the snowball fight, trip to kyoto, cooking class, library visit, Karaoke, sports class) (most of these come from the Anan Magazine, Bonus art cards that came with the Blu-ray version and some parts i was too lazy to resize from the credits)
3rd Year - 12th Grade (Graduating Class)
I go into miniscule detail about the events of the day before graduation and the Letter and Graduation day and the incident. I’ve put it under a readmore cause it’s just too long.
But for the Year and Class they are
Oso, Ichi and Takahashi-san
Kara and Jyushi
Todo and Choro
Evidence is also under the readmore.
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They eventually start drifting even more to the point where they don’t even eat dinner together. The only one’s still willing to talk to the others are Todo and Kara
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Oso, Ichi and Takahashi are classmates, it is unknown if Totoko is their classmate since even though she’s standing behind them during graduation, she talks about them in a distant way.
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Kara and Jyushi are classmates
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Meanwhile Choro and Todo are classmates, they’re the closest out of all the sextuplets
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(todo would hide behind choro and this trait would follow them to adulthood, in Season 1 Episode 3, Todo clings on to Choro while they head to the restroom)
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Near the end of the school year, with them still being distant from each other, Takahashi writes a letter filled with her feelings about the matsunos, unable to hand it to them personally she leaves it at the matsuno residence the day before graduation
The Day Before Graduation
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Karamatsu finds the letter after class with an ambiguous address, around the same time, the adult matsunos get transported to the memory world and the Hatabou Incident happens (Elephant chases after him, causes a pile-up accident, takes a plane down and ends up at the hospital)
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Looking for his brothers to discuss the letter he heads up into their room and almost runs into the adult matsunos.
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Around the same time the adult matsunos are making their way throughout the city, observing the younger matsus (Choro and Todo had just left school, ichi was out with friends, jyushi was hanging at the strip mall and oso was being a little shit trying to find someone to spend time with, that’s why they weren’t at home). Karamatsu has left home to look for his brothers / think about the letter
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Ok sO I KNOW THIS POST IS GETTING REALLY LONG!! but!! here’s the very very very miniscule details of the timeline, Choromatsu and Todomatsu head home first, Todo heads to the living room to watch TV while choro heads upstairs to “Study”. Oso, after getting beat up by the girl heads home, as he is heading upstairs Jyushi arrives home as well, the two ignore each other. Jyushi heads to the living room, while Totty tries to strike conversation, Jyushi ignores him. Oso heads upstairs to read manga and Oso and Choro ignore each other. Ichi, after leaving Yanagida and his buddies, rests at the park (this is where he went to while Yanagida karaoked with adult totty and ichi). Kara finally heads home and heads to the roof, thinking about the letter, he sees Ichi head home as well.
The Next Day: Graduation
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Kara tells Oso to gather everyone on the roof
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Miniscule detail time! again! Todo and Choro arrive there first, then Oso then Jyushi then Ichi and finally Karamatsu. Takahashi, not seeing the matsunos at all, head home. Totoko sees Choro and Todo and goes looking for them asking Chibita and Hatabou about where they are.
Now, depending on whether or not the timeline got rewritten, the matsunos fight and go home crying
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MINISCULE DETAIL TIME: Choro is the one twiddling his fingers and tapping his foot impatiently. As Karamatsu struggles to talk about the letter and suddenly Ichimatsu snaps and shouts at choromatsu, as they’re arguing, Oso tries to calm down ichi, but Ichi snaps at him too.
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Jyushimatsu joins in and starts arguing against Choro as totty watches helplessly. Oso and Ichi start going on a full blown argument
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With the way Oso’s eyes are twitching, he seems to be expressing his annoyance and ichi has tossed his facade out the window. the convo prolly went something like 
“you talk a lot of shit for someone who fakes his personality to make friends”
“that’s rich, coming from someone who’s just utter full blown garbage”
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Totty tries to stop the fight, and Kara fed up screams
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“YA-”
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“-ME-”
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“-RO!”, telling them to stop.
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As he’s trying to break choro and jyushi’s fight, totty, who was rushing forward to stop the fight as well gets knocked down on the ground due to his smaller stature.
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Choro goes to help totty up, since everyone is worried about totty, jyushi, ichi and oso gang up on kara, In the cat’s eye’s reflection, Jyushimatsu punches karamatsu, Karamatsu in turn headbutts ichimatsu.
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Oso beefs with Kara, Choro helps totty up and Ichi has Jyushi in an arm lock
The fight from the memory world differ from the flashback of the real event
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Ichimatsu is the first one to shout, but instead of arguing he straight up punches choromatsu
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Osomatsu is again, the first one to try and stop them from fighting, you can see in the photo that jyushi and todo are on the very right (red slippers and smaller frame). Choro fights back and it becomes a mess and who’s who starts to get jumbled. The letter is lost by the end of the fight and they head home, kara in tears cause of the regret
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(btw the reason why ichi has the strongest disgust is because he knows he’s the one to start it lmao)
But if the timeline got rewritten then:
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the Matsunos don’t fight at the roof top. (note that they don’t have injuries) Karamatsu was able to tell them about the letter, they reconcile and take a picture with takahashi-san, two copies are made, Takahashi has hers framed at her bedside table and the matsunos keep theirs at their yearbook.
There is speculation on whether the photo was taken at her house like in the memory world or at the rooftop since her memory self visits the rooftop as her last location.
Anw, that’s all!!!
TL:DR  1st Year Matsu: Same Personality
all classmates + Takahashi
2nd Year Matsu: Personality shows up
Choro, Jyushi, Todo and Takahashi are classmates
Oso, Kara and Ichi are classmates 
3rd Year Matsu: cold treatment starts
Oso, Ichi and Takahashi are classmates
Kara and Jyushi are classmates
Choro and Todo are classmates
Thank you for reading! Here’s Karamatsu’s ID I found while researching!
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and you know what? here are the rest as well
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You should tell me all your hypmic crack theories
Oh. my. GOD
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE BEEN WAITING?!
OKAY OKAY FIRST OFF CROSS DIVISION ACTIVITY THIS IS MORE SCENARIO THAN HC OOPS
- Dice wanders into ‘Bukuro accidentally (He was on a gamble spree at night, went drunk, took the wrong trains, ain’t got shit for money to get back to Shibuya), he tried calling Ramu and Gents but they decided to “After a lot of very very very important talking with Gentaro! Your gamble punishment is to spend a day with no money in ’Bukuro! Okay have fun byeee~”
- So yeah our piece of shit was basically cockblocked for a while
- After a few hours of groaning on the streets, he walks into one of these do it yourself lunch stops
- I’m not exactly sure what they’re called but they’re like a simple restaurant where you get whatever food and drink combo you want from the stalls then pay later
- Anyway this man found a wallet in the park and took literally a few bills, not enough to hurt anyone and not enough for him to thrive (stealing is fucking bad don’t ever take this advice EVER)
- He was so hungry he instantly hit the first place with food which of course happened to be the restaurant thing I talked about
- Dice goes in and realizes he can get a small meal and drink, the meals have a line by them and he WONT wait his stomach is eating itself goddamnit
- So he jumps to the what looks like it’s semi empty drinks stop
- But apparently it’s out of order for shortage of cups as the staff get them from the storage, there were even two particular ravenette and red-head standing by and waiting
- But, Dice gave zero shits
- Man literally goes to the cola machines, puts his mouth over two taps, and fucking opens the drinks full power
- The cola went out his nose he can’t fucking stop the taps if he takes his mouth off he’ll make a mess and his brain cell can’t think of what to do he can’t breath HELP HIM
- When Dice thinks he’s kissing life goodbye someone suddenly turns off the taps before someone else grabs him and slaps his back multiple times as a gesture to (try) and assist him
- Advice: Don’t ever do that that only leaves the person‘s back in tatters
- 5 mins later Dice breathes again, two people are laughing their asses off, and the place’s manager is furious
- “Dude what the FUCK was THAT BWAHAHAHA”
- Laughs Kuko as Dice gets scolded by a few staff members
- “I TOLD YA! No wonder Ramuda chose HIM“
- Replies Ichiro, wiping some cola off while laughing along
- Anyway, 2 minutes tops and all three are kicked out.
- “Sorry guys I really—Oh shit! You’re Ichiro Yamada and Kuko Harai!”
- Dice’s mind is in knots
- But he’s quickly brought back to reality with Kuko’s laugh and Ichiro’s chuckle
- After clearing things up, Dice explained he was in ‘Bukuro cus his ass was broke
- Kuko and Ichiro would offer him a ride home, but he’d say he wants to spend the rest of the day in this city
- QUEUE FUCKIN ALMOST 20 YEAR OLDS CHAOS
- They will hit all the snack shacks (due to Dice’s pleas)
- They’re laughing, having so much fun
- “Then Gentaro kicked me out”
- “BRO IF JIRO DID THAT I WOULD TOO NO OFFENSE”
- “Ichi—WHY WOULD JIRO BRING A BAT HOME”
- Any way Kuko accidentally gave Dice a half hour lesson on not stealing
- And Ichiro joins in with the “If you ever do return it later” till Kuko scolds them both
- They’ve had so many slushies oh fuck they’re gonna piss themselves
- They head to Ichi’s for the night, sleep over time bitch, it’s this homeless man’s lucky fucking day
- Jiro and Saburo howl when they first see Dice walk through the fucking door
- “Dontcha sweat it! He has good taste in slushies!”
- Says Kuko slinging his arm on Dice who is just taken back by this adorable little family (insert Arisugawa angst)
- Any way they hole up in Ichiro’s room and play Mario Karts, eat chips, and talk about stupid shit till they pass out on the floor
- WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS
- SUPPORT ICHIRO KUKO AND DICE BRO TIME
- DICE IS THE CLOSEST TO THEIR AGE AFTER JYUSHI I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
- Sorry I got carried away I love this too much
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dhbat#15-3
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Hitoya: Well then, let’s go.
Jyushi: Huh?
Hitoya: We’re heading to the temple where you’ll be training.
Jyushi: Now, now?
Hitoya: …there are two things that I can’t stand: first, pineapple in sweet-and-sour pork, and second, people who delay things that can be done at the present.
Hitoya: If you got that clear, let’s get going.
Jyushi: O-okay!
Jyushi and Hitoya arrive at the Kuugen temple.
Jyushi: This temple is really… splendid…
Hitoya: Yeah, since this is a honorable temple from the old days that’s been running for over 500 years.
Jyushi: By the way, the person who will be training me… what kind of person are they?
Hitoya: It’s this temple’s chief priest. He’s harsh, but he’ll definitely help you grow.
Jyushi: I sure hope he’d go easy on me…
Hitoya: We’re here.
Both of them arrive in front a door to a hall. Hitoya almost knocks the door, but just then…
Shakku, from inside the hall: Wait right there, Kuukou!
Shakku, from inside the hall: I’ve caught you now, Kuukou!
Jyushi, startled: !?
Kuukou, also from inside the hall: Argh! Fuck! Let go of me, you damned bonze!
Shakku: You’re the damned bonze!
Kuukou: Ugh, you… you! Don’t tie me down!
Shakku: Stop struggling now! And don’t you spit in the temple main hall, I’ll shut that cursed mouth of yours! You… take this, and this!
Jyushi and Hitoya freeze in front of the door as fighting sound effects fill up the panels.
Jyushi: Umm… um?
Hitoya: That idiot must’ve done something stupid again.
Hitoya finally knocks the door, and Shakku comes out to greet them.
Shakku: Yes, who’s there?
Hitoya: Good day.
Shakku: My! If it isn’t Amaguni-kun.
Hitoya: It’s been a while.
Shakku: …oh, who might this person be?
Hitoya: This here is…
Jyushi 14th Moon: I am the magnificent vocalist of chaos! Mine name is…
Hitoya smacks him in the head.
14th Moon Jyushi: Ouch!
Hitoya: He’s Aimono Jyushi, an old acquaintance of mine.
Shakku: A pretty unique acquaintance, I might say.
Shakku: Rather than talking while standig, why don’t you come in and talk inside…
Shakku sits in front of Hitoya and Jyushi in the main hall… and the panel focuses on a squiggling Kuukou, tied in a sheet of cloth with his mouth silenced.
Kuukou: Hngng, ghhhh! Whhhhnn hrgh mrghh!! (Hey, you damned bonze, until when will I be tied up!)
Shakku: There’s a loud guy over there, but please don’t mind him.
Hitoya: Understood.
Jyushi: Understood!?
Hitoya: This is… a daily occurence at this temple.
Jyushi: Just what kind of daily life…
Shakku: Now, what matter brings you here?
Hitoya: I actually have something to ask. I’d like to ask for this guy to be trained here.
Hitoya: Hey, you ask too.
Jyushi: Um… please take care of me…
Shakku: Hmm. I don’t mind accepting that, but I, too, have something to ask.
Hitoya: What might that be?
Shakku: Jyushi-kun, was it? I’d like to leave his training to a certain son of mine.
Hitoya: That idi… cough pardon. Your son[1]?
Shakku: You don’t need to be so considerate. As per your words, he is quite the superb idiot, a lively one[2].
Kuukou, still tied like a caterpillar: denies, complains unintellegibly
Shakku: I’m at loss. Amaguni-kun, I think you understand what I mean.
Hitoya: Well… after that trouble in the past, I sure do.
Shakku: At the age of fourteen, he managed to achieve asceticism that I could not reach. He has the qualities of a priest that I criticize. However, he is still capricious, so I cannot acknowledge him.
Shaku: I think that he can become mature if he helps people grow.
Hitoya: I see, so that’s why you ask for him to take care of this guy.
Shakku: Yes. What do you think of it?
Hitoya: Jyushi, this is about you. You decide.
Jyushi: I, um…
To be continued (September 24th).
[1] Hitoya uses a very formal/polite word for ‘son’ here.
[2] Shakku uses the phrase '踊る阿呆’ which is part of '踊る阿呆に見る阿呆’. It literally means 'a fool when one dances, a fool when one looks’. One who is a fool no matter what he does. This is also apparently the first line of a song people sing during the Awa Odori festival. Shakku only uses the first part of the expression, though. I thought of using the line “he is quite the superb idiot, a dancing fool” but I don’t know if that would make sense. Please let me know if you have any suggestions!
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heres my 7th live thoughts. basically all of the 1st day thoughts were written during a rewatch while 2nd day thoughts were written live. the purpose of this post was originally for me not to post like 5 pages of liveblogging but thats what it ended up becoming anyways. theres as lot under here
- overall i realized "yeah most of these seiyuus fit their chara so well" i look at basically all of them and go "yeah mhm thats them" with the exception of kimusuba because he sucks and ichiro deserves better
- there were rainbow stairs durjng black journey!!! during gentaros part in the second verse i remember they mightve been there more though
- i felt kinda underwhelmed by showdown at first but its growing on me i think its a nice song and it does feel very fitting for the finals of the 2nd battle ALSO i lost my shit when ramuda used gentaro and dices names in his part
- i am pure shit at reading japanese so i have to rely on pasting it into google translate in order to read kanji a lot but i am willing to tough it out and translate showdown from the images people have of the lyrics online because theres a lot going on here that i want to fully process
- LOVED when saburo said “cpu” i fixated on computers as a 10 year old
- the line. “fling posse's story will be passed down for generations” fucking killed me. i cant take this anymore
- i like how for literally the entirety of sasaras part in divsion rap battle the camera is just. zooming in and out at the exact same angle. so silly
- i hadnt listened to papillon b4 this live but its such a nice song i cant stop watching the part where hifumis like “DOPPO WAKE UP” why is he so angry during this line. ok
- i like when jyushi is like “nirvana” SOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- sort of glad BAT and dotsuhon arent in the finals because it would pain me to root so strongly for fling posse if they were also there but also i think if they were there a team besides fling posse winning wouldnt bother me as much 
- i wrote “i hope they do division battle anthem” in my notes literally right as division battle anthem started that was really funny to me
- for some reason in the bridge of dba the cameraman zooms into kijima like twice despite him not singing at all during it. alright then!
- hoodstar is so fun i love fling posses verse i love ramudas entire part especially “im a sweet and bitter femme fatale” i love “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT” “just joking ♡” (i dont know why the just joking part isnt in the main lyrics but there is a heart in the subs. congrats!) soma looks like hes having so much fun. during that part
- also i really enjoy matenros. specifically “SHOT SHOTS YES YES DRINK DRINK CHUG ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!” “hifumi you have to take care of your liver (´・ω・`) “ i dont think ive gone a day w/o thikning about doppo using the :3 face kaomoji in a lyric (even if unspoken) since i found out about it
- im aware the above two arent really specific to the live. Its fine though
- i like kijimas sparkly coat i would like to own it or something like it
- im concerned for itokens vocal cords :(
-shoutout to the person in the audience with just. an entire forearm FULL of bad ass temple lights (speaking of which i have zero idea wtf the lights the audience has here are. looks like a mix of rings and bracelets???) also to the person with the same thing but dotsuhon. if i was there in person even at a live viewing i would do this but for fling posse
- i am going to be rewatching this live basically nonstop for the next days. until they take it away from me. could a neurotypical person do this
- shoutout to both kijima n itoken doing the background vocals during jakurais part of DRB i think its just hifumi in the recorded version
- anything under here will now be about day 2 because its about an hour until it happens and i have decided to stop rewatching day 1 so that i dont get bored during day 2. thank you all
- omg hoodstar opening today?
- i like matenros outfits today all white ... cool
- i got out a kingblade for today because i am at h ome i know hypmic lives dont use kingblades b ut its fine. i dont have an actual hypmic bracelet or whatever
- immediately after i wrote that i got bored of having the kingblade and put it down
- oh my god hoodstar+ is like. going to b e like 9 minutes long. 
- gentaro!!!!! :)  I LOVE HIS LINE IN THE BRIDGE OF HOODSTAR ITS SO GOOD
- i was just thinking about survival of the illest. this is nice i guess
- i like survival of the illest but it does get boring after hearing basically the same thing 6 times with different lyrics in a row!
- i look down at my phone and there is a gunshot? i dont remember that being in survival of the illest. okay i guess
- i want to say something about kurodas outfit but. i cant think of anything. just. certainly is an outfit
- hayamas jacket is so cool
- I LOVE HANG OUT!!!!!!!!!
-MTC are certainly wearing some things tonight!
- is shirais voice ok. it sounds strained and were 3 songs in
- OH COOL they are rotating group songs for day 2!!!!
- PLEASE SAY THIS MEANS STELLA! PLEASE! PLEASE SAY SWTELLA
- anyways dotsuhon time!!!! 
- stop buffering. homophobia never ends!!!
- i have not listened to osaka dreaming night b4 this. good song!
- as usual. i
-GRUUIPG
GFDJLK
-0FLGH
-GLIGN
flign 
- fling posse OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH 
AAYHUIHRUIPUIHG
SFSHDF
SHFGDGBFHC
FDHZPUIUOHGFJTHD
\JHDG
JHDG
DGHJF
djgh
OOIOOHOHO
STOP BUFFERING!!!!!!!!
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUYUGUU
AUAUUUU
- SHIRAI ON THE FLOOR?
- he looks so sad.........
- they keep cutting to shirai looking sadly at the floor. king itll be alright
- he did so so good on the ramuda verse though. like so good
- this specific version of stella sounds a lot different from the recorded version specifically ramuda/shirai sounds a lot more. emotional. like he sounds like he is havinga breakdown in this version
- b.bad ass temple funky sounds. this is such a tone shift. thanks for the funky sounds while i am still processing that specific version of stella
- oh chicks and dicks from yokohama ? i still cant handle this. im still processing stella
- if i was actually in the concert venue i think i would just lose it. like i dont think i could handle any of the things that happened after stella irl. i couldnt do it. there is buster bros but i think i might just rewatch stella
- why did they make stella the second song in the group parts. Why did they do that. i cant watch anything else now my brains just full olf fling posse
- watcfhing the actual live now. hi matenro!
- oh hey i was literally just thinking “lol what if they did kizuna” (this was wrote when they did kizuna)
- started flopping around like a fish when they yelled fling posse
- oh my god ramuda will be real and in front of you this winter!
- asanuma put on a jacket!
- oh same order for the rest of the live i think. except for the last few where i think theyll close with drb+
- stella is still trending on japanese twitter btw and its been a solid hour since they performed it. fling posse is so powerful
- i love the variety of songs here in hypnosis mic 7th live. we have wara osaka. kaigen. bat funky sounds. stella
- love how tomoshibi and black journey are back to back. its like heres emotions about ur two favorites back to back. die
- shoutout to the black journey gay stairs. the stairs turn rainbow during gentaros part in the second verse for a little bit! specifically when he says “odoreba iitte” they might have turned rainbow at other times too it sort of looks like the lights became rainbow for another part of his line too but the stairs were not shown 
- for the rest of the song they use mostly yellow/purple lights so it just looks like nonbinary flag for the rest of the song
- oh they yelled out “RAMUDA!!!!!!!” during the part between the second chorus n the bridge. pain!
- I WAS TOO BUSY REWATCHING BLACK JOURNEY I MISSED HALF OF FEMME FATALE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE I THOUGHT IT WAS A DJ BREAK INTO JOY FOR STRUGGFLE....
- ngl i think joy for struggle is boring and i dont want to watch it!
- missed part of light and shadow :( because i was in the bathroom. i didnt miss reason to fight though and thats what really mmatters to me
- i love reason to fight so much its so good and last nights version was good
- HOLY SHIT GO NOZU!
- they didnt lie. there is a reason to fight
- unrelated. i cannot stop listening to ramudas solo part in hoodstar there is something about it that makes it just. so good. like specifically the recorded version i dont know what about it is it s just. so good
- an hour and 45 minutes since stella. it is still trending on japanese twitter
- SOMA!
- i love fling posse. so much i love them so much its unreal. i think i will be so genuinely upset if they lose
- the live is not over but i am so tired and my brains just. thinking of fling posse. i cant think of anything else im just fling posse love mode
- oh are they gonna end on division battle anthem theyre doing DRB now. intersting
- i looked up from my phone (looking at fling posse images) to hayama pointing directly at the camera. help
- did dice just. meow. ??? (i dont actually remember what song this was about im editing this later but this specifically referred to a place where he didnt do a meow or nya in the recorded version)
- i hope that after this itoken goes and drinks some tea or something for his throat idk. concerned for everyones vocal cords but especially him considering how much doppo screams
- i love when ramuda says “ramuda” in a line and then gentaro and dice yell “RAMUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
-i cant tell if people keep starting lines late or if the sound person. just forgets to turn on their mics
- i am proud to announce that i just checked my twitter trending set to japan and stella is still trending even as the live is ending apparently! like i dont even think hypmic 7th is trending anymore. fling posse so strong
- i might have more thoughts later but i dont want this post to get longer so ill end it here. lol
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hypmic-writings · 2 years
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almost everyone already have a scenario about having a sister. So how about jyuto and jyushi with little sister
━━ ∘◦ ☆ ◦∘ ━━
Pairing: Juto Iruma x sister!reader; Jyushi Aimono x sister!reader
Genre: Fluff; Platonic
Warnings: None
A/N: This was cute to write out! I love platonic requests and I also love sibling relationships so it was funny to look at Juto and Jyushi through that lens. Hope you enjoy~
⋘ ──── ∗ ⋅◈⋅ ∗ ──── ⋙
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Juto Iruma
as Juto’s younger sister, there’s a bit of an age gap between the two of you (5-7 years) but that doesn’t stop Juto from still being in your life
he was definitely a mischievous older brother when the two of you were younger and he always used to play pranks on you
whenever you would cry and run to your parents he would get scolded but it never really stopped him from poking fun
things were never malicious though, just small things that brothers do to annoy their little sisters 
because of the age gap, Juto started to get a bit distant from you when he entered high school, not wanting to hang around his young baby sister
this made you sad of course, but you were in totally different schools and the two of you just sort of did your own thing
even at home, you would barely see each other since Juto would always come back late from studying/partying and you were up early for school that started before his
so you don’t really go to him for advice or comfort because he’s already out of the house once you enter high school
after you finished high school though, the two of you suddenly became close again
with an increase in maturity, you were both able to connect about real world, adult problems and because you didn’t have any other siblings, you used each other to reminisce about the old days
whenever you go home for the holidays, the two of you are always laughing and joking with each other
and Juto’s always giving you amazing presents for your birthday and Christmas 
even if you don’t agree with each other, you always back each other up to your parents or to anyone else who hates on either of you
you always make sure to keep in touch and even though the texting chain can go silent for a week or two, it always picks back up
because you both love each other and really do want to be a part of the others’ lives
you hype him up for the police academy and although he was hesitant to tell you about the hypnosis mic stuff, you actively root for MTC
you always meet up for wine nights once a month and that’s when you both drink and spill all the family gossip or happenings
while the two of you are never extremely close or best friends, you always make it known that you’re there for each other 
overall it’s a very constant, reliable sibling relationship that you’re both grateful to have
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Jyushi Aimono
you and Jyushi are extremely close as you’re only two years younger than him and everyone mistakes you for twins
although you’re the younger one, you’re always looking out for Jyushi and standing up for him when he needs you
growing up, you were always careful to make sure he had Amanda and that he was feeling okay in any crowds you were in
the first two years of high school was hard for him because you weren’t there, but as soon as you come in, he feels like he can be himself again and stand up for himself
of course, you have a reputation and everyone knows as soon as you get into high school that if they bully Jyushi they’re going to have to deal with you
at home, it’s the same way, whenever your parents are out or too busy to take care of you or Jyushi, you step up to the task and make dinner or comfort him 
on the other hand, whenever you’re having a bad day or if you’re feeling overwhelmed, it kind of forced Jyushi to step up a little too
he wants you to know that you can rely on him too so he’ll force himself out of his box and comfort you and give you a shoulder to cry on
the two of you were definitely inseparable when you were younger
always singing songs together in the basement on the old karaoke machine, pretending you were rock stars
the fact that Jyushi was able to have a safe space around you was a main reason he was able to create his stage persona
he was able to be comfortable with you and you helped to give him the confidence he needed to really come out of his shell, even if it was just for a crowd of stuffed animals in your basement
even as the two of you get older, you continue to support Jyushi, always going to his concerts and to his hypmic battles
you’re proud that he’s come so far and likewise, as Jyushi gains more confidence, he starts to be able to look after you more
you’re constantly texting each other and Jyushi’s always encouraging you in school and to do what you’re passionate about 
overall it’s a very close relationship that starts out as fairly codependent but changes into support that both of you offer to each other as you grow older and become adults
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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pa-stella · 2 years
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Flufftober 2022 - 18.10
This is stupid and silly, but I tried to write something different from what I usually publish. It's a Soulmate AU where a sketched colorless tattoo appears on a person’s skin when their soulmate is born. If two soulmates are able to find each other, their tattoos will get bigger and colorful.
Title: The boy with the dragon tattoo Fandom: Hypnosis Mic Pairing: Kuko/Jyushi Prompt: Soulmate AU Words count: 1391 Contents: G-rated, a little OOC, chaotic Jyushi in love with love itself.
“Don’t worry, Jyushi! This method is infallible!” His bandmate Kasei tried to cheer him up as the small group of people climbed the stairs that lead to the temple.
How was it possible that he had to try something like that to find his soulmate? It was just not fair.
He sighed and eyed the small dragon tattoo adorning his forearm. The rough drawing had accompanied him since his birth, reminding him everyday that someone out there was waiting for him. In the past twenty year though, he had seen friends, relatives and even enemies’ tattoos change from sketches to colorful masterpieces as they met their missing halves. 
But what about him? Didn’t he deserve to have a happy romantic life? Why couldn’t he have his occasion to be all cuddly with somebody else? 
He wondered if his soulmate shared the same concerns, if they were searching for Jyushi with the same craving… What if they were on another continent? What if they just gave up and found somebody else just so they wouldn't feel lonely? The thought terrorized him.
Worried for him, his coworkers and bandmates have discussed a lot about what they could do to help and, a few days earlier, one of them brought up a legend about the main Nagoya shrine. There was a hidden Buddha statue near a small pond and rumors said that if one prayed there for their soulmate to reach them, the love of their life would appear before the end of the year.
Jyushi was desperate. It was worth a try.
His family had often visited the small temple near their neighborhood, so it was the first time Jyushi had the opportunity to see the main shrine in all its splendor. It was a great building surrounded by a little wood. He followed his friends until they reached the pond they had mentioned earlier. He positioned himself in front of the Buddha statue and closed his eyes as they instructed him.
“Now, you have to think about your tattoo, envision that dragon in your mind…” Momoko, one of his coworkers, explained.
He did that and started to imagine all the things he wanted to do for his soulmate. They would become his muse for sure and they would spend hours singing and playing guitar together…
“Jyushi-kun!!! Open your eyes!!!” Excited voices forced him to interrupt his visions and prayer.
“Your arm, look!” 
His blue eyes moved from his friends to his tattoo. The small dragon was getting bigger and more colorful as seconds passed. Green and gold scales appeared and even its eyes started to show a pigmented reddish shade. Before Jyushi could say anything, a loud voice dominated his friends’ cheers.
“Aren’t you all a little too old to be so noisy?!” A short figure approached them. “If you have forgotten, you are still in a temple!”
Judging from his dark clothes, the young man was a monk… but he didn’t look like the ones Jyushi was used to seeing around the city. Fiery red hair. Multiple piercings. Many studded accessories. Cool, but definitely not a standard monk.
“Well?? Aren’t you going to apologize?”
His friends started to bow in respect, but Jyushi’s eyes moved on the monk’s exposed arms. They were toned, clearly a product of constant training, but there was something else that caught the singer’s attention. Just above one of those studded bracelets, he saw a tiny tattoo. It represented a cute fluffy bunny and, the more he looked at it, more details and colors appeared. Even from that distance, he could see that the rabbit had his same eye color.
No way…
He almost pushed his friends out of the way and stopped right in front of the monk.
“What do you want, uh?” He asked with an irritated tone.
Jyushi took one last glance at the dragon and the rabbit. They were so bright and big now. He could feel tears forming in his eyes. “I… I have finally found you…”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Oh, my… Jyushi-kun! You mean he’s the one?!” One of his bandmates exclaimed.
“Look at his tattoo! He has to be!” Kasei cheered.
The monk looked at them and then lowered his gaze. His golden eyes widened at the sight of the once colorless bunny. 
Still sobbing, Jyushi tried his best to find a cool pose to impress his soulmate. He coughed a little before speaking aloud. “Ah, the prophecy has been fulfilled! My endless prayers have finally been heard! Now, my love, let’s…”
“Ehr, Jyushi. Your love has run away.”
“What…?” The monk wasn’t there anymore. He took the chance to disappear while Jyushi was preparing for his speech. 
“He didn’t look that enthusiastic…” Momoko murmured.
“Maybe he got scared…?”
“He looked kind of scary himself…”
As his friends chatted, guilt started to fill Jyushi’s heart. Had he been too straightforward? If so, he absolutely had to apologize!
After explaining what he wanted to do, Jyushi left the group and began to search for the nameless monk in the big garden of the temple. He was a bit afraid of getting lost, if he had to be honest. Half an hour passed and the young singer thought that maybe he had to come back another day, when he heard the well-known sound of cats meowing. 
Three cats were resting around a short maple tree with the red haired monk. He was still eyeing his own tattoo, touching the small bunny in a caring way, and it looked like he was blushing. He was so focused that he didn’t notice Jyushi at all.
“Uh, hi..?” Jyushi tried as he got closer to the tree. “I… I came here to say I’m sorry about my behaviour. I just got… a little too excited…”
The monk glared at him. “You believe in this kind of bullshit?” He said after a long minute.
“You… you don’t?”
“Tzk, why should I…” The monk tried to hide his face a little and Jyushi tilted his head.
“Are you perhaps… embarrassed?”
“Don’t talk rubbish!” He protested. “I have never considered the possibility of… this happening. I am taken aback, that’s all.”
Never considered the possibility? How was that possible? “I have thought and dreamed about this day since I was a child…” Jyushi sighed, trying not to cry again. 
“This is ridiculous.” The monk grunted and got up from the ground. “You can’t love a person you know nothing about.”
“W-Well, we can change that, right?” Jyushi coughed as he straightened his back. “I’m Aimono Jyushi. I work in a conbini at the moment, but my dream is to break through with my band, ArgoξOrchestra.”
The monk just looked at him, unimpressed. “You’re too flashy.”
“Uh…”
“And too noisy.”
“Ah…”
“And you cry too easily.”
“M-Maybe you’re right…”
After taking a deep breath, he spoke once again. “Aimono.”
“You can call me Jyushi!”
“...Jyushi. You need to stop thinking about love and soulmates and become a stronger person first. I want to offer you my help. As a monk, my father would say this is my resp-”
While the other man kept talking about training and meditation, Jyushi’s brain registered only one specific piece of information. “Do… do you want to spend some time with me? To know me better?”
“Eh? That’s not what I meant!” The monk looked at him with a shocked face.
The vocalist grabbed his hands and smiled. “I will come here everyday if that’s what you want… uh… ”
“Kuko.” He finished his sentence without much enthusiasm.
“Kuko-san…” He whispered in a dreamy voice. “Just tell me the time and I’ll be here!”
“I usually start my training at dawn, but…”
“Ah! The first rays of the Sun will witness the start of our intertwined destinies!”
“For fuck’s sake…” Kuko touched his own temples, but there was a small smile on his face.
A classical melody interrupted Jyushi’s monologue and he started to search for his phone. “My friends are calling.” He stated, clearly disappointed.
“You should go, then.”
“You’re right, Kuko-san! But worry not: tomorrow we’ll see each other again!” He looked him in the eyes. “I’m so happy I have finally found you.”
With that, the singer ran away leaving the still embarrassed monk behind. His happy giggles could be heard in the entire garden of the temple.
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akkivee · 4 years
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HYOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILLMATIC IRUMA JUTO!!!! ON DAY FOURTEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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First impressions: his voice is kinda annoying lol why does he sound like a such a square
Current impressions: what would mtc be without juto’s sound without his flavor......... juto really is out here carrying mtc’s music....... go head mr bunny cop go head.......
to think i didn’t appreciate juto in the beginning!!!!!!! i’m so sorry juto, you’re not the square i’m the square!!!!! bayside smoking blues saved mtc from being the meme team!!!!! you made them play catch up with your quality of music!!!!! we absolutely stan!!!! (tho lbr, mtc is still a meme team like we got mr. yokohama bad boy, HYOH and rio always asking what his name is lmao)
Favorite thing:
he’s so two faced it’s hilarious. he presents himself as all prim and proper and you know he wants to be seen that way! but he’s a hot tempered diva of a bastard through and through like he wouldn’t get into as many fights with samatoki as he does if his temper wasn’t on par with his lol.
Least favorite:
nothing really! however!!! i would like to know!!! why did he name himself 45rabbit when he gets annoyed when people call him bunny cop!!!! it’s your brand juto you literally call yourself a lonely only rabbit in your first solo what is your problem lmao
What i want to see from this character:
set aside your fear juto. you are stronger than that. remember what it felt like before, when your curiousity was strong and your heart still open. try rio’s cooking again ❤️
Favorite moment:
samatoki/juto cigarette kiss samatoki/juto cigarette kiss samatoki/juto cigarette kiss
okay so my all time favorite juto moment is his entire part in the drama tracks, somebody gotta do it and don’t play no game that i can’t win, from the first full album. we learn about juto’s prerogative in life in the first track and it was the first heavy emotional content threw at us. and then we see how his past has affected him in the second one. boy is utterly unhinged when it comes to drugs man. his completely feral laugh when he was fighting gentaro in that track haunts me to this day!!!! juto is not okay!!!! there is a lot of anger in that man!!!!!!
and because i am apparently incapable of shutting up about the stage plays, please understand stage juto’s actor has a very sweet voice and he is unfairly attractive and this may be clouding my perception of his scenes but there’s this part where rio called samatoki and juto over to his camp but he didn’t provide a reason why. so of course, samatoki thinks it’s because rio wants to feed them something so he immediately tries to leave but juto stops him from doing so. so.
samatoki uses flattery!!! samatoki compliments juto’s appearance!!!!
it’s super effective!!!
juto is flusterred, giggly and pleased and is unable to move!!!
lol juto does snap out of it in time to stop samatoki from leaving but he was so cute guys you don’t understand 🥺
Headcanon:
i always thought juto was that guy who likes wining and dining and hypmic validated tf outta me ✌️ i also headcanon animals just really hate him and the reason he hates birds is because they regularly crap on his car only at the precinct like it’s a personal vendetta against him
Ships:
lol idk if you could tell, but i have a thing, juuuust a tiny little thing for samajuto (2 of 3 fav moments were samajuto) they’re the epitome of the old married couple trope. like that time in hypquest event in arb!!!! when they got into a spat, instead of fighting with their mics like they usually do, they challenged each other to the game in an unnecessarily outlandish game of cops and robbers and dragged poor rio into their shenanigans. they are both actually 4 years old 😂
mtc poly is fantastic and i think juto/doppo is really cute!!! i really wanna see how juto, hitoya and hifumi would act in the same room tho. three high maintenance men in a room!!! whatever shall they do?????
links to: ichiro | jiro | saburo | samatoki | rio | ramuda | gentaro | dice | jakurai | hifumi | doppo | kuukou | jyushi | hitoya | sasara | rosho | rei
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secretmelon · 5 years
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Hypnosis Mic Super Translation Masterlist
Since there’s a ton of different people translating and it’s difficult to keep track of, I thought I would try compiling a masterlist of every translation out there! Let me know if you do not want to be linked in this masterpost and I will remove it. 
I will update as I find more translations and as more dramas/songs/etc. are released! Please check out @eng-hypnosismic‘s page, FAQ, and masterlist for recommended order to listen/read! 
I will have a second post soon on how to purchase the songs/dramas/manga outside of Japan that are not legally available online.
P.S.A.!!!
DO NOT BUG TRANSLATORS TO HURRY WITH TRANSLATIONS!! LET THEM WORK AT THEIR OWN SPEED!! IF THEY DO NOT GO FAST ENOUGH FOR YOUR LIKING, LEARN JAPANESE AND TRANSLATE IT YOURSELF!! THANK YOU!!
LEGEND
Track Availability x = Full song/drama officially available on Youtube (linked) *  = Partial song/drama officially available on Youtube (linked) # = Song/drama not available on Youtube. & = Song/drama not available on Spotify. Must be purchased with album. $ = Public video not available outside of Japan (so linked to unofficial video post)  S = Link to song/drama on Spotify.
Track Name = Translation not available track name = Translation not available BUT synopsis currently is
Divisions BB = Buster Bros!!! / Ikebukuro Division MTC = MAD TRIGGER CREW / Yokohama Division FP = Fling Posse / Shibuya Division MTR = Matenrou / Shinjuku Division DH = Dotsuitare Honpo / Osaka Division BAT = Bad Ass Temple / Nagoya Division TDD = The Dirty Dawg
Helpful Links Sites for purchasing manga, music, and merch Character Emoji Legend How to make a JP iTunes account (Coming one day) How to buy off of JP iTunes (Coming one day)
SONGS (in order of release)
Single Division Rap Battle (All) - (x) (S)
Buster Bros!!! Generations - Album [ 山田一郎 ] Ore ga Ichiro (Ichiro solo) - (*) (S) [ センセンフコク ] Sensenfukoku (Jiro solo) - (*) (S) New Star (Saburo solo) - (*) (S)
MAD TRIGGER CREW Bayside M.T.C. - Album G Anthem of Y-City (Samatoki solo) - (*) (S) [ベイサイド・スモーキングブルース]  Bay Side Smoking Blues (Jyuto solo) - (*) (S) What’s My Name? (Rio solo) - (*) (S)
Matenrou Clinical Sound - Album [迷宮壁 ] Wall of Labyrinth (Jakurai solo) - (*) (S) [ シャンパン ゴールド] Champagne Gold (Hifumi solo) - (*) (S) [ チグリジア] Tigurigia (Doppo solo) - (*) (S)
Fling Posse -F.P.S.M.- - Album Drops (Ramuda solo) - (*) (S) [シナリオライアー ] Scenario Liar (Gentaro solo) - (*) (S) 3$EVEN (Dice solo) - (*) (S)
Single Division Battle Anthem (all) - (x) (S)
Buster Bros!!! VS MAD TRIGGER CREW - Album WAR WAR WAR (BB vs MTC) - (*) (S) IKEBUKURO WEST GAME PARK (BB) - (*) (S) Yokohama Walker (MTC) - (*) (S)
Fling Posse VS Matenrou - Album BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE (FP vs MTR) - (*) (S) Shibuya Marble Texture -PCCS- (FP) - (*) (S) [Shinjuku Style ~笑わすな~ ] Shinjuku Style (MTR) - (*) (S)
MAD TRIGGER CREW VS Matenrou - Album DEATH RESPECT (MTC vs MTR) - (*) (S)
The Champion - Album The Champion (MTR) - (*) (S) T.D.D LEGEND (TDD) - (*) (S)
Single Hoodstar (All) - (x) (S)
Enter The Hypnosis Microphone - Album [おはようイケブクロ ] Good Morning Ikebukuro (BB) - (x) (S) [シノギ ] Shinogi -Dead Pools- (MTC) - (x) (S) Stella (FP) - (x) (S) [パピヨン ] Papillon (MTR) - (x) (S)
Limited edition duet singles (1st Set) - (Bonus w/ manga) [Nausa de Zuiqu] Sauna Quiz (Samatoki/Ichiro duet)  - (&) BB’s City (Jiro/Saburo duet) - (&) Wrap&Rap ~3 Minute Cooking Vibe~ (Doppo/Hifumi duet) - (&)
Single Alternative Rap Battle - (x) (S) Division Rap Battle + - (x) (S)
Osaka Dreamin’ Night - Album [あゝオオサカdreamin'night] Osaka Dreamin’ Night (DH) - (*) (S) Tragic Transistor (Sasara solo) - (*)  (S) Own Stage (Rosho solo) - (*) (S) FACES (Rei solo) - (*) (S)
Bad Ass Temple Funky Sounds - Album Bad Ass Temple Funky Sounds (BAT) - (*) (S) [そうぎゃらん BAM]  Sougyaran BAM (Kukou solo) - (*) (S) [ 月光陰-Moonlight Shadow-] Moonlight Shadow (Jyushi solo) - (*) (S) One and Two, and Law (Hitoya solo) - (*) (S)
Buster Bros!!! -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album Break The Wall (Ichiro solo) - (*) (S) School of IKB (Jiro solo) - (*) (S) [ レクイエム ] Requiem (Saburo solo) - (*) (S)
MAD TRIGGER CREW -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album Gangsta’s Paradise (Samatoki solo) - (*) (S)  Uncrushable (Jyuto solo) - (*) (S)  2DIE4 (Rio solo) - (*) (S)
Fling Posse -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album [ ピンク色の愛] Pink Colored Love (Ramuda solo) - (*) (S) [ 蕚] Calyx (Gentaro solo) - (*) (S) SCRAMBLE GAMBLE (Dice solo) - (*) (S)
Matenrou -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album [ 君あり故に我あり] You Are, Therefore I Am (Jakurai solo) - (*) (S) [ パーティーを止めないで] Don’t Stop the Party (Hifumi solo)  - (*) (S) BLACK OR WHITE (Doppo solo)  - (*) (S)
Single Survival of the Illest - (#)
Limited edition duet singles (2nd Set) - (Bonus w/ manga) LESSON (Ramuda/Jakurai duet)  - (&) Private Time (Jyuto/Rio duet) - (&) Once Upon a Time in Shibuya (Gentaro/Dice duet) - (&)
Misc. Singles Three Musketeers Mic Relay (Cypress Ueno to Robert Yoshino, Gesshoku Kaigi, and TDD) - (&) EZ DO RAP (BB) - ($) Give Me the Mic from Hypnosis Mic Stage Play -Rule The Stage- Track.1 (BB, MTC, and North Bastard) - (*) (S) Momoiro Ouen Rap 2018 (TDD) - ($) Momoiro Ouen Rap 2019 (TDD, Sasara, and Kukou) - ($)
DRAMAS (in order of release)
Buster Bros!!! Generations - Album Ikebukuro Division Buster Bros!!! Drama track 1 (BB) - (x) (S) Ikebukuro Division Buster Bros!!! Drama track 2 (BB) - (#) (S)
MAD TRIGGER CREW Bayside M.T.C. - Album Yokohama Division: MAD TRIGGER CREW Drama Track 1 (MTC) - (x) (S) Yokohama Division: MAD TRIGGER CREW Drama Track 2 (MTC) - (#) (S)
Matenrou Clinical Sound - Album Shinjuku Division: Matenrou Drama Track 1 (MTR) - (x) (S) Shinjuku Division: Matenrou Drama Track 2 (MTR) - (#) (S)
Fling Posse -F.P.S.M.- - Album Shibuya Division: Fling Posse Drama Track 1 (FP) - (x) (S) Shibuya Division: Fling Posse Drama Track 2 (FP) - (#) (S)
Buster Bros!!! VS MAD TRIGGER CREW - Album [Know your Enemy: Side BB vs. MTC] - (x) (S) [Louder Than a Bomb] (Saburo/Jiro vs Jyuto/Rio) - (#) (S)
Fling Posse VS Matenrou - Album [Know your Enemy: Side FP vs. M] - (x) (S) [Just a Friend] (Gentaro/Dice vs Hifumi/Doppo) - (#) (S)
The Champion - Album [Me Against the World] (MTR) - (x) (S) [ 証言][Testimony] (MTR & TDD) - (#) (S)
Enter the Hypnosis Microphone - Album [Fight For Your Right] (BB) - (x) (S) [Somebody Gotta Do It] (MTC) - (x) (S) [We Just Wanna Party With You] (FP) - (x) (S) [29歳のリアル ] [The Reality of a 29 Year Old] (MTR) - (x) (S) [Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win] (All) - (#) (S)
Limited edition duet singles (1st Set) - (Bonus w/ manga) Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg (Samatoki/Ichiro)  - (&) Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side B.B & M.T.C (Jiro/Saburo) - (&) Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side F.P & M (Doppo/Hifumi) - (&)
Osaka Dreamin’ Night - Album  [ アイカタ back again ][Back Again, Partner] (DH) - (***) (S)
Bad Ass Temple Funky Sounds - Album [ 不退転の心は撃ち砕けない ][A Heart’s Conviction Can't Be Broken!] (BAT) - (***) (S)
Buster Bros!!! -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album [Helter Skelter] (BB) - (*) (S)
MAD TRIGGER CREW -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album  [All In the Same Boat] (MTC) - (*) (S)
Fling Posse -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album [ マリオネットの孤独と涙と希望と][The Loneliness, Tears, and Hopes of a Puppet] (FP) - (*) (S)
Matenrou -Before the 2nd D.R.B- - Album [ 過去からのchaser ][Chaser From the Past] (MTR) - (*) (S)
Limited edition duet singles (1st Set) - (Bonus w/ manga) Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg (Ramuda/Jakurai)  - (&) Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side B.B & M.T.C (Jyuto/Rio) - (&) Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side F.P & M (Gentaro/Dice) - (&)
MANGA
Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Side BB&MTC
Slug Translation (Currently Ch. 1-11)
Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Side FP&M
Slug Translation (Currently Ch. 1-12)
Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg
Slug Translation (Currently Ch. 1-9)
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