kusuo having a pair of these in his pocket to switch out when talking to toritsuka
toritsuka: and *blah blah blah blahblah*
kusuo: [wait.]
kusuo closes his eyes and switches his glasses
toritsuka: what the hell
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Some of my favs things I've heard....
“Awww don’t cover your face, I can’t hear those sweet moans of yours like that”.
“Louder, daddy can’t hear you”.
“Tell mommy what you want her to do to you, cmon, just a bit louder”.
"Show me how you like to be touched. Go on, touch yourself and I'll take over when I feel like it"
“Since the neighbours decided to keep everyone up all night with their fucking, I think we should give it back, what do you think baby?”
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who’s pick me pearl??? 😭😭 at first i thought the anonymous was referring to pearl from the movie pearl
this is pick me pearl ↓↓ she says things like, ‘women shouldn't be equal to men’ and ‘abortion should be illegal’ (and refuses to acknowledge young rape victims getting impregnated by their rapist because "that's less than 1% of cases!")
just a lot of anti-feminism bullshit. she's right-wing, fs. i'll list a couple things she's said below:
“16 year old chicks are hotter than 26 year old chicks” she has said before. (wtf 😬)
says that cheating isn't a big deal.
if your husband gives you an STD, then you should stay with him.
she downplays domestic abuse.
says that marriage isn't supposed to be equal.
says that you're only hot in your 20s, and said that you're not wanted in your 30s. (she's 27, and hasn't ever been in a serious relationship before, or at least to my knowledge. clock's ticking, babe).
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remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??
yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..
hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting
im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??
imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...
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Cryptid Kusuo who gets taken in by Kurumi because—despite his horns and tail and claws and, uh, everything—he still looks like a little 6 year old. And even though he’s relatively healthy looking, the way he reaches up to be carried by her (trusting her after a mere 30 seconds with his telepathy) makes her heart melt. Especially when he snuggles in and makes a little purring noise like he’s been starved of contact.
Anyway, all this to say Kusuo—out of a desire to belong—slowly starts unconsciously changing his own features to resemble Kurumi’s and Kusuke’s (and, by extension Kuniharu because I think Kusuke would take after his dad in his features), until it looks like Kurumi and Kuniharu are his biological parents.
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i’m ur dream girls dream girl<3
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VOTE TAKA PLEAPLSLMEAAEE
If he wins I'll open outfit requests for him too!!!!! And have him in a bunny suit!!!! PLEASEEEEWW PLEAPSLEPALRWAE PLEAE...I don't think I'd be able to take the psychic damage of viewing a poll with mondo and chihiro. Not when the fandom is .like that
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Sleepover
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Not hating on Kuboyasu Aren, like don't get me wrong, that's gang and I love him.
But I think that if he did achieve his dream of being able to marry a lady and have a family, there would be a lot of loopholes in his relationships.
Like, yes, he's a very respectful dude and he'd probs treat the woman like the only girl in the world but let's say they had a fight, right?
Dude wouldn't know the first thing to do, 50 outta 50, he'll apologize because "that's what a man should do" but what if he felt wronged as well? Either way, whether he apologizes or not, there would be a little toxicity at least, surrounding his relationship with his lady, like please do yall get me? 😭
Istg, I'm not hating, he's literally my fave character, but if he really ended up with a normal girl and lived a normal life, there'd surely be problems, most likely if he had a daughter.
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the parallels between Shun&Toki relationship and Kusuke&Kusuo relationship always get me
Toki is way 'better' than Shun (at least physically)
and Kusuo is way 'better' than kusuke( in every single thing)
the younger sib surpasses the older, but shun knew better and didn't take it too personal, yea it kinda sucks bc toki can fight pretty well and I can't, but oh well he's still my little brother
while kusuke couldn't handle it, he let his jealousy take over him in the worst way, yea he still loves kusuo with all his heart but he just can't stop feeling despise towards him for being better
I blame their parents tho, I don't think that kurumi or kuniharu ever had a little talk with ku-kun about how little sibs often copy the older bc they feel admiration towards them
aaaaghh I'm thinkiiiiigngnngieif it huuuuuurtssz
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hell yeah science boy
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originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins
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i seriously cant understand how people can ship saiki with anyone with the prospect in mind of him NEVER power revealing.. yallll he would NEVER do that and its probably impossible ☠️
ive read so many fics where he gets MARRIED and like maybe has CHILDREN with someone and they dont know about his powers ??? WHO ARE YOUUUUUUY
dude with the way the show was going, he probably was going to end up revealing his powers to his friends at LEAST before they graduated (u can hc whatever u want though) and he implies so many times that hes GOING to tell them eventually
ive seen people being like "noo he was only gonna tell them when he didnt have his powers and now that he knows thats impossible he might just never do it" NOOO THATS NOT TRUEEE
the reason he felt more comfortable telling them when he lost them was because he truly truly hates himself and believes himself with his powers to be a nuisance
but hes definitely starting to learn self love at the end of the series.. and either way, i dont think he was ever ONLY going to tell them under those conditions.. im pretty sure he implies hes eventually going to tell them (or at least that eventually theyre going to KNOW) way before he even knows hes gonna get rid of them
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