Evelynn: Darling, where have you been?
Akali: I had Bokkie take me to get blood work done.
Evelynn: Why?
Akali: I don't touch enough grass.
Evelynn: What?
Kai'sa: She doesn't get sufficient amount of vitamin D.
Evelynn: I fuck her every night, she gets plenty of D!
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{Their Usual Orders - K/DA (+ Seraphine)}
Ahri
Always seem to be interested at the Cookie displays.
Would sometimes buy a piece of cake or salad during one of her visits, probably for indulgence or diet.
But she would always buy a full tray of cookies, most specifically, the one set where it holds a few samples of each and every type of cookie you have at the cafe.
You noted to side it with either tea or latte for her.
Evelynn
For a sexy, elegant, and devious woman like Evelynn, you never expected her fav at the cafe was the desserts. Than again, theres more to than meets the eye.
Yeah, she buyed the occasional salads and sandwiches and it's variation but she always go back for the sweets.
Especielly the cinnamon rolls.
She probably has noticed your confused and curious state about her choice of food because she let out a wink and took a bite of the rolls.
For drinks, always a cold fruit smoothie.
Kai'sa
Simple goes a long way for this girl as she had been around the world and tried most of the delicacies the country has to offer. So there is no greater food than the food that makes you feel like your home.
The soup you made are one of the best in her book. She always orders the cream stew specifically.
Some sandwiches and even tanghulu are also her usuals, occasionally as a side snack.
And you couldnt forget to her favorite drink, which is a fruit smoothie consists of mango and peaches.
Akali
A. Total. Foodie.
Have absolutely almost devoured your whole Café's menu choices since the beginning. There were even a few times of having a eating competition with Kayn.
But there is only one food she always have and thats is, because of her involvement in chossing on what food you should add to the menu, ramen.
There are only four choices of ramen but no complaints. Always considers you cooking the best of the best with a smile on her face.
For drink, some simple soda/soft drinks only. Sometimes the occasional fruit smoothies.
Seraphine
Instantly fall in love with your cafe's signature milkshakes.
She had heard about your cafe a couple of times in Social Media, especielly about the surprise booths. But mostly, the milkshakes.
And her all time milkshake to order? The Sugar Monstrosity Freak. It is the most over the top milkshake in Secret Doors with cookies and sprinkles at the rim, crushed brownies on the icecream, chocolate drippin' inside with the milk, and the cotton candy, lollipop, and wafer rolls ontop.
With how much sugar that milkshake has, you made sure to give her a side of salad and water to ease down on the high sugar consumption. You dont want another sugar overload scenarios again.
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Seraphine: So, what are you going as for Halloween?
Kai'sa: I was hoping to go as Dragon Master but I need to hit the hairdresser for tha-
*Ahri & Evelynn walk in, dressed as Coven Ahri & Evelynn*
Seraphine: Mommy?
Ahri: No, we can't play right now.
Evelynn: We are going to the woods to sacrifice something to the old gods. Be back late.
Kai'sa: At least we know it's just the tw-
*Akali walks by dressed as Coven Akali*
Kai'sa: .... Kali.... Really?
Akali: Eve told me after the sacrifice, we can do more dirty stuff. So I joined the coven.
Seraphine: Mommy?
Akali: No... Daddy...
Seraphine: Sorry. You look great, Daddy.
Akali: Thanks! Now, time for the sacrifice!
Seraphine: ... we... should... go check out...
Kai'sa: Sera, don't you dare join the coven without me...
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