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dearbelovedlover · 1 month ago
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Sketchpage AND closeups for Rigor Mortis!
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The vampire AU is real guys
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i-live-inyourwalls · 5 months ago
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hinata and nishinoya go bowling
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ratsbanes · 10 months ago
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is acting easy or am i just lying to myself at all times and actings basically that
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raisunomii · 10 months ago
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Bokuto kuroo and tsukishima live by the phrase “happy wife happy life” which is why their relationships r fully functioning. Oikawa kageyama and suga live by the phrase “fuck you im right” which is why their relationships fall apart every 3 days.
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kings-highway · 1 year ago
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haikyuu airport headcanons bc im in an airport. no particular order. shipping involved.
- Daichi has never missed a flight and somehow everyone manages to make fun of him for this. never forgets to pack anything. always finds his gate on time. "lmao loser," Suga says, missing 2 bags and lost as fuck across the airport. he will not make his flight.
- Hinata and Kageyama navigating an airport is nearly a crisis. They can never agree on the right way to go and especially during layovers will often end up outside of security. The first time they travel with Tsukki + Yama as a group it's like a goddamn miracle because they dont need to rush and everything goes smoothly.
- on that topic, Tsukki and Yamaguchi have travel down to a science. these bitches have checklists and schedules and just get in and out. Tsukki keeps the boarding passes and Yamaguchi counts the bags and they split snacks on the plane and just nail the whole affair
- Noya and Asahi are the most experienced travelers and have been to so many airports and you'd think this makes them good at airports and it does not
- Ushijima has never gotten through security without being searched.
- Oikawa likes airports an unreasonable amount. Bitch thrives in liminal spaces. "Lets go check out which stores are open," he says, as Iwaizumi begs him to let him sit down and nap during their layover
- Kenma has airport anxiety. "We're going to miss our flight. What if our gate changes?" What if there's a delay?" He does not like putting his schedule into the hands of an Airline. Rightfully so, he loses his luggage an obscene amount.
- Kageyama and Hinata fighting and causing a ruckus in the airport and security has to come over to talk to them
- Tendou and Ushijima are generally really prepared and on top of things, but they just seem to have the worst luck. They got stranded at an airport during a layover for like 14 hours and went through every stage of grief. It doesnt help that Ushijima is really practical and good at accepting circumstances ("I'll just sit here and wait") but Tendou is highly emotional ("I'm going to eat the next airline associate that tries to talk to me.")
- Daichi is often seen standing alone in airports. This is because no matter who he's traveling with, he's probably waiting for them to catch up.
- Aran thought he was a good and functional adult until he saw Kita's itinerary for their travel plans and how neurotic he was about making sure everything on time. Kita will pre-measure and weigh all luggage to know exactly whats going on. Looking at airport layouts days before to memorize what needs to be done.
- Atsumu and Osamu have never made a flight on time. The best they can hope for is sprinting across the airport at full-tilt. This is a common occurance.
- Oikawa makes friends wherever he goes so he doesnt mind long layovers, he'll just sit and chat with whoever is around to pass the time, but one time he did leave with a group to check out a store without saying anything and Iwaizumi was lost for 30 minutes
- Asahi has so much anxiety with airports. Too many people. Too many deadlines. Bad vibes. One time a guy in an airport gave him incorrect directions to a gate and he missed his flight and he has never recovered.
- Kuroo "Yeah we have tons of time" Tetsurou is a menace to airport staff and has never budgeted enough time.
- Tsukki is a master at packing efficiently and this is exclusively due to wanting to avoid others complaining. He can pull basically anything out of his carry-on to prevent whining on a 5 hour flight. Yamaguchi uses him like a vending machine.
- Daichi once got mistaken for an airline worker and ended up with a whole group of people he was helping find their gates
- Bokuto loves traveling and flying. He finds it so fun and exciting. This is probably why Akaashi hates traveling and flying.
- Suga secretly likes layovers because he secretly hates planes and cannot stand sitting still for that long. He always pretends it such a hassle to have to wait but its the best part of the travel day when he gets to buy himself a muffin and bother Daichi for entertainment.
- Ushijima, Daichi, Kenma, and Asahi are all team "No PDA in an Airport!!!!!" whereas Tendou, Suga, Kuroo and Noya are all team "We have 2 hours to kill let me make out with you!!!!"
- Yamaguchi has sooooooo many reward points. Tsukishima doesnt even know what he's doing to get them, he's just a master of good deals and specials.
- Mile High Club Members: Iwaoi, Bokuaka, Ushiten, and Asanoya
- Wannabe Mile High Club Members who cannot convince their boyfriends it'll be okay: Suga
- Wannabe Mile High Club Members that will NOT admit they think about it: Yamaguchi, Hinata, Kageyama, Aran
... well im boarding soon so thanks for reading ig
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goshikisbaee · 3 months ago
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Haikyuu Characters Reacting To You Kissing Them On The Cheek As A Gift 💋ྀིྀི
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Content: Fluff
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Hinata
He immediately turns bright red and starts stammering. “W-Wha—YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT WITHOUT WARNING!” But he’s grinning like an idiot for the rest of the day.
Kageyama
Freezes completely, his entire body going stiff. His face slowly turns bright red as he stares at you. “W-What was that for?” He avoids eye contact for the next five minutes, too flustered to function.
Asahi
Nearly jumps out of his skin. “A-Ah! That was… unexpected.” His face turns completely red, and he gets so shy he can’t even look at you.
Daichi
He blinks in surprise but quickly recovers. “Oh? What’s this for?” He chuckles, but you can see the slight pink on his cheeks.
Sugawara
Smirks instantly. “Oh? How bold of you.” He leans in slightly. “Should I return the favor?” He enjoys teasing you about it for the rest of the day.
Nishinoya
“WHOA, WAIT—DO THAT AGAIN!” He’s hyped up, running around the gym telling everyone that he got a kiss on the cheek from you.
Tanaka
Gasps dramatically. “I… I think I just ascended.” He clutches his chest like he’s been shot and dramatically falls to the floor.
Tsukishima
Stares at you, unimpressed, but his ears are turning pink. “Tch. What are you trying to pull?” He acts annoyed, but he’s hiding how fast his heart is racing.
Yamaguchi
Stammers immediately. “W-Wow, uh, thanks???” He short-circuits and immediately tells Tsukishima, who rolls his eyes but notices how happy Yamaguchi looks.
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Oikawa
Smirks smugly. “Oh, (Y/N)-chan, if you wanted to kiss me, you could’ve just said so~” But his ears are turning red, and he keeps replaying the moment in his head.
Iwaizumi
He stiffens and turns bright red. “W-What was that for?!” He tries to act annoyed, but he keeps touching his cheek for the rest of the day.
Kindaichi
Eyes widen in shock. “H-Huh?! W-Wait, really?!” He gets so flustered he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
Kunimi
Blinks at you, completely unfazed. “…Cool.” But you notice how he touches his cheek later when he thinks you’re not looking.
Mad Dog
Immediately scowls to hide his embarrassment. “Tch… Don’t do stuff like that without warning.” But his red ears give him away.
Matsukawa
Grins. “Damn, (Y/N), you’re really just giving these out?” He pretends to be cool about it but keeps bringing it up.
Hanamaki
Winks. “You’re playing a dangerous game, (Y/N).” He teases you relentlessly but secretly loves it.
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Kita
Pauses for a moment, processing what just happened. Then he just nods. “That was nice.” But later, you catch him looking slightly flustered.
Osamu
Raises an eyebrow before smirking. “You tryin’ to make me fall for ya or somethin’?” He plays it cool but can’t hide his little grin.
Atsumu
Freezes, then immediately smirks. “Awww, ya just couldn’t resist, huh?” He’s insufferable about it for days.
Aran
Chuckles awkwardly. “Didn’t expect that, but… I ain’t complainin’.” He keeps smiling like an idiot afterward.
Suna
Raises an eyebrow. “Huh. Guess I should start giving you gifts more often.” He acts cool, but his smirk gets lazier to hide how much he liked it.
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Tendou
Gasps dramatically. “OH MY GOD. MY HEART.” He clutches his chest and fake faints.
Ushijima
Blinks at you with no reaction. “That was unexpected.” But later, he touches his cheek absentmindedly, clearly thinking about it.
Shirabu
Nearly chokes on air. “W-What?! Why—?!” His brain malfunctions for a full minute.
Goshiki
Eyes widen in shock. “DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DATING NOW?!” You have to calm him down before he jumps to conclusions.
Semi
Smirks slightly. “Oh? What’s this about?” He acts smooth, but you can tell he’s blushing.
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Bokuto
Gasps loudly. “YOU LOVE ME, DON’T YOU?!” He immediately starts flexing, claiming this as the best day of his life.
Akaashi
Blinks in mild surprise. “That was unexpected.” But his ears are bright red, and he keeps glancing at you.
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Kuroo
Grins instantly. “Oh, so you’re making moves now?” He leans closer. “Should I return the favor?” He enjoys seeing you flustered.
Kenma
Stares at you for a second before muttering, “That was unexpected.” Goes back to gaming, but his face is slightly pink.
Lev
Nearly explodes. “AHHH, YOU REALLY DID THAT?!” He gets so excited that he starts running around in circles.
Yaku
Chokes on air. “Y-You can’t just do that without a warning!!” He’s flustered for the rest of the day.
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Hoshiumi
“H-Hey! Don’t do that so suddenly!” But he’s grinning and won’t stop bragging about it.
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Sakusa
Visibly stiffens. “…Why?” He looks like he’s rethinking his life choices but secretly touches his cheek later.
Komori
Laughs nervously. “That was cute… I mean, unexpected!” He’s flustered but happy.
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Aone
Blinks at you, completely still. “…Thank you.” He doesn’t say much, but you can tell he appreciated it.
Koganegawa
“WAIT, WHAT?! YOU LIKE ME, DON’T YOU?!” He starts overthinking it immediately.
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💋 💋 💋
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lele-11 · 4 months ago
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When they like you
Hinata
I definitely see him that when he first saw you, he would be like in awe and so flustered. But after he gets over that stage, he would be such a sweetheart to you. Literally just showering you with compliments and subtly hinting his small crush. And overall just so sweet.
Kageyama
Bro, this dude - I CANT EVEN
He’s already a bit socially awkward, imagine him with a CRUSH? His brain will be having a BIG ASS ERROR. Like he would stop functioning and wouldn’t be able to form a proper sentence. He would definitely not be the way to start a conversation so you have to be the one to start the convo.
Tsukishima
When he realizes his feelings, he would just be like 😐 fuck feelings. He just so clueless what to do or how to make a move, so do you know he does instead, he teases you and makes stupid remarks. yup. Honestly, though I can imagine him like being a tad bit meaner than others cause he doesn’t know what else to do, but he definitely knows when he’s gone too far.
Yamaguchi
OK, so the first time meeting you he would definitely be a shy boy, but after processing would be just so sweet and kind. He wouldn’t be like overboard. He drop small compliments and cherish things, and just generally be so nice and sweet.
Tanaka + Nishinoya
I can definitely imagine these two having a crush and acting the same or similar. But they would definitely complement you a lot they would offer to help with stuff. And basically anything you do they like crazy like they adore you.
Daichi 
Out of all the karasuno members he would act the most mature about it. Like once he realizes feelings, he would definitely try to make small talk. Every chance he gets to. He would always like helping you and be like friends. He would definitely give small hints of his feelings and is definitely able to hold a decent conversation without being flustered and stuff.
Sugawara
I feel like he would be similar to Daichi. He would be like so caring and he would try talking to you, but I feel like he’s more like tries to give you stuff with kindness to charm you. He would definitely be more like embarrassed or flustered around you, but is still able to hold a conversation well.
Asahi
It would take him so long until he can talk to you. I mean he can barely even do a volleyball game without freaking out. Imagine a crush?? I feel like you would have to be the one to approach him because he would have a panic attack. But if he is able to talk to you, he would just give subtle compliments and be really sweet. you would definitely have to be the one to make a move though.
(omg its been so long since my last post ughh mb 😓😓)
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stellar-haikyuu · 2 months ago
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haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 5)
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Hinata: i am in enemy territory again oh my god
Kageyama: so, uh a kid just randomly cried in front of me? for no reason? 
Tsukishima: [miyagi private school] drama is a whole other world of problems
Yamaguchi: the panic will set in at around 1am ngl
Oikawa: that is literally how ppl will remember me from high school I HATE IT HERE
Lev: omg i was almost recruited for a multi-level marketing scheme Kenma: i’m surprised you even realized Kuroo: nope i got him outta there. he was literally about to say yes
Daishou: ok FINE i'll stop making fun of people. god will think i deserve to trip on the stairs again.
Futakuchi: impression management who? idk her
Aone: he actually sat next to me during class IM CRYING INSIDE 
Koganegawa: LAST SET! LET’S GO! YEAHHHHH!!!
Terushima: i think my scalp is fucked
Tendou: idk about u guys, but i believe in karma!
Goshiki: nobody needs to know about the delulu stuff in my head
Atsumu & Osamu (talking to Aran for the first time): interview with foreigner? DONE
Suna: wtf some rando just followed me on insta? INSTANT BLOCK BITCH
Kita: my executive? functioning.
Aran: don’t you ever want to go apeshit?
Hoshiumi: why do the adults always dump me at the kids table Hirugami: bc you belong there duh Hoshiumi: I DONT WANNA HEAR SKIBIDI AND GYAT ANYMORE
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ria-air · 3 months ago
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accommodations as a love language: a fukurodani essay
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Fukurodani is probably the most unique team in Haikyuu when it comes to the team leadership structure. Bokuto is captain with Akaashi as his vice-captain. However, the unusual part of this is that Akaashi is a second year vice-captain in a team with no shortage of third years. If you know anything about Japanese senpai/kouhai dynamics, you will see how unusual this is. Compared to another second year setter-leader Kenma, Akaashi is very formal with the third years and seems to be a stickler to the system of sports culture.
Another unique thing about Fukurodani is that their captain’s number is 4 instead of 1. It becomes clear that Bokuto who wears the traditional number for the ace functions more as the ace of the team, rather than their leader. The training camp arc further cements this idea with Coach Ukkai and Miyanoshita Eri, manager of Ubugawa, making comments on Fukurodani’s play style:
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Fukurodani is a team that has learned to accommodate Bokuto's ups-and-downs. They have complete trust in Bokuto’s abilities and Bokuto has trust in Fukurodani to not lose without him.
They are strong enough without Bokuto,
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but they want Bokuto to do well.
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Akaashi even states in 244 that although Bokuto's concerns may seem comical to some, they are very important to Bokuto and, therefore, Akaashi takes them seriously as well.
Bokuto is their mood maker and is very reliable. If you look through the Fukurodani matches, he is always the one praising his teammates for good plays and many people have commented that Bokuto being on a roll inspires others to do better as well.
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This is especially striking considering Bokuto’s experience with his middle school team, ch. 335, where Bokuto was seen as too much and as a result, he often worked alone. Fukurdani is so important to Bokuto because they represent unconditional love and support.
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As revealed later on in the plot, Bokuto is aware of his shortcomings. He takes responsibility for them, but also acknowledges Fukurodani’s help. He appreciates their support so much and wants to repay their kindness.
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However, Bokuto is not the only one that receives the endless support of Fukurodani. They are a cohesive team and there are many scenes where they display familiarity with each other’s patterns. 
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Akaashi's habit of overthinking is noticed by Saru, Kaori points out that Akaashi is considered odd, Bokuto steps up to show his trust in Akaashi even when he starts to crumble. The team is not surprised when Akaashi starts crying and lets Bokuto be the one to comfort him.
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It shows the unconditional love and support Fukurodani has for all members of the team.
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They are not overly concerned when a member does not play their best because they trust each other wholeheartedly.
It is significant that they are the only team who are introduced together in the timeskip. It introduces the idea that Fukurodani is still a unit. There are even parallel lines where:
Bokuto, ch. 392: “梟谷(みんな)!!普通になった俺を見てくれ!”
“Everyone!! Look at how normal I am now (how far I’ve come)!”
Akaashi (and implied Konoha, Komi, Saru), ch. 400: “世界!!梟谷(うち)のエースを見てくれ!”
“World!! Look at our ace!”
There is an interesting technique used here in the Japanese where the kanji says “Fukurodani” but the Furigana says “everyone” and “our.” The world “our” is also special because it is “うち” which is a word that derives from “home.” Bokuto belongs to Fukurodani and Fukurodani is narratively a family.
Fukurodani is introduced in Haikyuu when Karasuno is learning to grapple with Hinata's new-found desire to improve begins to destabilize the team dynamic. They show Karasuno that selfishness is okay with your team's support, leading to the honing of new weapons and Kageyama's reclaimation of his crown. They symbolize a different type of strength that Karasuno did not have yet. Although the roles they cultivated allowed for some stagnation and stress during the Mujinazaka match, they were able to overcome difficulties to become even stronger, falling just short of #1 in Japan. Still, their loss became more of a reason to pursue their goals and although not all of them play volleyball anymore, they come together across Japan to support each other.
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heartmaddie · 7 months ago
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parfum d'étoiles | k.akaashi
introductions; hysteric glamouristas
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⋆。°✩ yn ln
she's face of the #ihatemybf movement , she's been dating suna since the first semester of her first year after the mess which was her high school love life (she thinks he's attractive and stuff but is off put by his personality - he's wannabe opium - but he's good enough for now) . yn's roommate/best friend is shimizu, and they got along as soon as they met each other, eventually leading to meet oikawa, kageyama and sakusa while they were thrifting in harajuku. yn liked sakusa's clothes and they became best friends as well. she likes artists such as fiona apple , mazzy star and faye webster but also takes a lot of inspiration from sunarin , which is why she loves playboi carti as well...
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⋆。°✩ shimizu kiyoko
she's a depop reseller but tries her hardest not to scam people... even though she totally can... she's quite popular around utokyo where she does her textiles and design course, but most of her followers are because she posts really good archival clothing on twitter before depop. her favourite things are parfait and textured fabrics, and she loves altering people's clothes - especially yn who always needs her jeans length changed.. her and sakusa are the only ones in hysteric glamouristas who are kind of normal and she hates suna as well, but thinks that yn shouldn't be leading him on like this. one time kiyoko was in shibuya and was interviewed by tokyo.sims and everyone thirsted over her in the comments.
⋆。°✩ tooru oikawa
he posts thirst traps on tiktok so he's kind of popular at uni - but gets clowned on a bit.. people think he's attractive until they follow his twitter and realise he's a bit awkward and weird (think hamzah and martin awkward). he's a bit impulsive and annoying but ultimately means well for all of his friends. his favourite drink is cherry cola & he's still stuck in his brat summer even though it's chromakopia autumn.. he does like sunarin but that's simply because he buys him shots whenever they go out as a group - but he doesn't know it's because suna's amused by him. he's quite a central part of the group and it would be hella dry if it wasn't for him - yn and tooru bounce off each other quite well.
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⋆。°✩ kiyoomi sakusa
he's a fashion archive baddie and suna thinks that he's actually god but kiyoomi hates him. he got really popular because he used to post fit checked but then deleted them + made a new account. a lot of his followers r women 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ he's kiyoko's n1 fan and always buys from her depop. kiyoomi really enjoys thrifting but absolutely hates the smell of the clothes afterwards - he washes them at least 3 times before wearing them. his favourite drink is water with a slice of lemon in it because fizzy drinks upset his stomach and he hates the taste of artificial flavouring. he likes brands such as vivienne westwood, chrome hearts, hysteric glamour but also gets a lot of his clothes personally tailored for him. a big fan of tom ford and gentle monsters.
⋆。°✩ tobio kageyama
tobio is the only one in the groupchat who dgaf about what he's wearing, he will pull up to the function in a pair of sweatpants and a grey jumper but miwa forced him to buy some nicer clothes which he prefers to wear out now.... he wears tighter shirts because he likes how his arms look in them 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️. he's the youngest in the group but after sakusa he's the most mature - doesn't do dumb shit like kiyoko, yn and oikawa does. sometimes he wears graphic shirts. he really likes going shopping with yn because he doesn't need to talk because she'll do all of it anyways. but him and yn are pretty tight, he's a good listener even if his advice isn't up to par.
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heich0e · 11 months ago
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liv ive been having thoughts… kageyama is so big… so big and such a volleyball loser… need him on top just crushing me w his sheer size… wahhh
love the idea of tobio being sort of.. unaware of his own body when it comes to you.
it's not that he doesn't know his own strength, because, if anything, i think he's acutely aware of what his body is capable of in that regard. even more aware than most people, i think, thanks to his career as an athlete, but in a purely utilitarian way—limited only to how his body functions as a volleyball player. but as a lover, it's all sort of new to him. he's inexperienced with this particular kind of physicality. doesn't notice how easy it is for him to bend you in half. how his body looms over yours when he has you pinned down in his bed. how moving you whichever way he wants you—every way he wants you—is so effortless with the power of his own two hands.
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maezume · 2 years ago
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𝐁𝐅 𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘? 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴
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introverted!boys who text you asking if you’re ready to leave when you guys just got to the function.
introverted!boys who are quiet and just follow you around the party. they cling to you, muttering a short ‘hey’ or simply dapping someone up but nothing more. no conversation, no sweet talk, no free smiles.
introverted!boys who don’t make eye contact with anyone aside from you. he sits on his phone scrolling, maybe with a cup in hand if you offer him.
introverted!boys who’s all to you. despite being at a party, drugs & alc along with plenty of pretty girls hitting on him at his disposal, but he doesn’t care. he’s still the same dry, quiet and introverted self even when the prettiest girl goes up to him. he quickly looks for you in the crowd, completely ignoring the girl in front of him to go hold hands with you.
introverted!boys who turn into someone else after a couple drinks. who start getting touchy, texting you dirty things across the room and telling you to meet him in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
introverted!boys who trail open mouthed kisses down your neck, groping at your tits. who has a quickie with you at a party before sinking back to his introverted state.
introverted!boys who’s deep stroke is much louder than his words. who surprises you and leaves you breathless each time.
introverted!boys who keep their eyes on you the entire night. if he gets lost in the crowd, the first thing on his mind is finding you.
introverted!boys who don’t break eye contact when you two are talking. you’re the only one he actually cares about talking to, so he’s really intent when listening to you.
introverted!boys who sit off by himself, maybe with his closest friends at most and light up. who looks so hot blowing out smoke, manspread in the seat his eyes low and red but on you.
introverted!boys who quietly wave goodnight at their friends when you and him finally decide to leave, a small sign and breathy ‘finally’ escaping his lips when you guys head home.
kenma kozume, tsukishima kei, nagi seishiro, armin arlert, kageyama, and any of your favorite characters of course.
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fattuccini-afraido · 8 months ago
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Oikawa, to his phone: "yOuR NeTwOrK iS uNsTaBlE" WELL, SO AM I AND YET I'M STILL FUNCTIONING, AM I?
Kageyama:
Oikawa:
Oikawa: Don't answer that.
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Being Team Japan’s Manager
Manager into crafts
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Team Japan x Gender Neutral Manager (they/them)
Warnings: Like all fluff, maybe swearing???
AN: I’m back on my bs again and here to feed everyone 😅 sorry it’s so sporadic but I hope this holds everyone over for a bit!
When I say you should be nominated for sainthood Yn, I mean it!
These guys are a lot to deal with
Honestly, you have no clue how they even functioned before you came along
I mean, the coach practically begged you to be their manager
Man’s is tired 😴
Anyways, it’s safe to say that practices are eventful
Despite’s Bokuto saying he’s “matured”, he hasn’t
“How come Hinata got more sets than I did?” Bokuto asks Atsumu
You 👉🏻😃 crap he noticed-
“It’s simple, Hinata was just on today and you weren’t,” Atsumu responses, walking away
Bokuto 👇🏻
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Meanwhile, Yaku and Hakuba are arguing about something 🙄
“That’s block sucked man, stop moving your hands all over!” Yaku shouts
“I wasn’t moving my hands all over, I was setting up for a receive when I knew I couldn’t block!” Hakuba yells back
On top of that Iwaizumi is yelling at Kageyama for practicing too much
Sakusa is complaining about how everyone needs to schedule their flu shot
And Aran has just all but abandoned the gym because he’s just over it
Thankfully, when practice was over, you were able to go home and spend some time enjoying one of your favorite hobbies
Crafting ✂️ 🎨 🧶
You had tried a lot of different crafts and found that you were pretty good at them
Everything from painting to knitting, from sculpting to resin
You enjoyed the creativity that crafts provided
It could be stressful but definitely not as stressful as your day job
Nothing can ever beat that stress 🙄
Anyways, you’d managed to keep your hobby on the down low
It wasn’t that you weren’t proud, it was more like you just hadn’t found the opportunity to bring it up
I mean, it’s not like you’re busy or something 😐
It wasn’t until one fateful night when your happy little secret was finally discovered
You see, you were home, watching/listening to some show while trying to knit
It was a newer hobby you’d picked up, on top of jewelry making, crocheting, etc
A jack of all trades our sweet YN 💅
You are knee deep in ‘knit one purl two’ rhythm when the door bell rings
Now since you had very little life outside the team, you were wondering who it could possibly be
You didn’t want to lose your stitch so you stood up and made your way to the door
On the other side was none other then Hinata and Kageyama
Panicked you quickly opened the door and stared at them
🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me and I LOOK AT HIMMM 🎶
Obviously, you are draped in yarn while dawning other comfy attire 💅
Arguably two of the most “chaotic” members of the team just stare at you
Literally 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
You look at them like “What? Can’t I have a life outside of being your caretaker?”
Of course Hinata probably thinks you just escaped some maniac who attempted to tie you up with yarn of all things…
“OMG YN WHERE YOU KIDNAPPED??” Hinata yells, grabbing onto your shoulders and shaking you rather violently
“I’m in my own house Shoyo…” you respond, brain trying to reconnect to reality
Leave it to Kageyama to help the situation
“HINATA BOKE YN ISNT KIDNAPPED, THEY ARE PRACTICING THEIR KNOT TYING SKILLS!” Kageyama screams, smacking Hinata in the back of the head
See… helping 😌
Sighing as the two dunces fight in front of you, you try to calmly correct their mistake
“I’m not kidnapped, nor am I practicing any nautical knot tying, I’m learning to knit,” you explain as the two cock an eyebrow in your direction.
Both of them look at each other and then back to you, confused 🫤
You 👉🏻😐🙄
“You know what, it’s really not important! What do you two need?” You question, wondering why you were interrupted in the first place
“Well now I can’t remember why we came here!” Hinata exclaims, “can you Kageyama?”
“Yeah not really,” Kageyama answers
You definitely deserve a pay raise Yn
“Ok well if you two could kindly go home and rest that would be much appreciated. You know how angry Hajime gets when you guys don’t get enough sleep,” you scold as the two men’s eyes widen
They quickly take off, racing each other to who knows where
As you close and lock your door, you think about how the next days practice with go
Will Hinata and Kageyama tell the other guys about your hobby?
Will Hinata and Kageyama even remember?
Honestly you figure brain cells are on your side since the two that just exited your apartment have a combined one on a good day
There’s no way they’d ever tell the guys about your knitting…
Sure… yeah… absolutely… it’s DEFINITELY fine : D
*12 hours later*
“YN I didn’t know you tied nautical knots on your days off? What a unique hobby!” Yaku says, first the next morning at practice
“I didn’t even know you fished Yn,” Hakuba adds
“Maybe YN just likes the art of knot making?” Aran suggests
You 👉🏻 🧍🙄
“I don’t tie knots guys, I knit… KNIT!” You shout as their eyes all pop open
“Knit? As in like what grandmas do?” Atsumu inputs
Please someone 👊🏻
“Atsumu shut up! Knitting is something alot of people do to relieve stress. And with a team filled with dummies like you, I’m sure YN needs all the stress relieve they can get!” Iwaizumi shouts
“Oh my god,” you whisper as the gym fills with chatter
“Why didn’t you tell us about your hobby Yn?” Ushijima asks as you just stare at him and gesture to the chaos that is currently unfolding
Ushijima just nods and quietly walks away to resume his practice
“So YN do you knit? Like scarves or port holders or something?” Suna questions as he walks with you to your office
“Well I’m just learning the art right now but I do a few other crafts in my spare time,” you say, still ignoring whatever is happening on the floor
“That’s cool, you should post some of your crafts online. I’m sure you could sell them or something? Maybe make a little extra money?”
You shrug, not really interested in extra funds and more excited to just do something you enjoy
Or should I say, the TEAM enjoys 😅
Because if you think you’re going to get away with not teaching one craft Yn, you are very mistaken
Hinata is sending you 5 minute craft videos every day
Bokuto wants to know if you can knit special pads for him for practice
Atsumu is asking for a custom “Atsumu” phone case 🙄
It literally doesn’t stop
So what do we do about this? Well there’s only one thing we CAN do 👀
���� CRAFT PARTY 🎉
That’s right, you gather all your craft supplies and haul them into the gym one Friday during practice
The guys all stare at you like you’ve walked into the wrong gym
“Uhh Yn you do know this is a volleyball gym right?” Yaku jokes as you set up your table on the side lines and nod
“Yep! But after practice it’s going to be a craft party!”
“Craft… PARTY???” The guys all shout in tones varying from excitement to pure confusion
“Yes since you all want me to make you crafts, I’m just going to show you how to do it instead!” You exclaim
“You made sure to get non-toxic glue right Yn? I don’t trust some of the idiots not to eat it,” Sakusa remarks, staring at a few members in particular
You roll you eyes and smile, “yes Sakusa, it’s all safe! And I have crafts for everyone.”
Surprisingly, the guys are rather good at crafts
Sakusa’s flexibility makes crocheting and knitting a piece of cake
Atsumu’s flamboyant nature makes him great at painting
Hinata and Kageyama have somehow turned bracelet making into a competition
Komori and Yaku are great with stencils!
And you? You are just happy to be able to share your hobby with your favorite people 🥰
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cicilychann · 2 days ago
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HAIKYUU BOYS + WHAT “REAL-LIFE MAN ROLE” THEY NATURALLY TAKE ON IN A RELATIONSHIP (REALISTICALLY) Part 1
🌻: Part 2
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Sawamura Daichi
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• Handles all the “adulting” without needing to be asked (bills, car stuff, appointments).
• Checks doors twice, makes sure the heater’s off, always the one driving.
• Naturally becomes the protector-provider type without bragging.
• Doesn’t hover but always knows what’s going on with you.
• The man you’d trust to answer the door when there’s a weird knock at 2AM.
Kuroo Tetsurou
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• The planner. He researches everything before booking anything.
• Takes charge of all “outside world” interactions (dealing with mechanics, awkward neighbors, movers).
• Will stand next to you while you’re getting attitude from someone just to back you up quietly.
• Handles real-life problems with wit and sarcasm but always follows through.
• Not the “soft” type in relationships, but he’s always two steps ahead on logistics.
Akaashi Keiji
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• The one reading contracts and receipts while you’re still getting your shoes on.
• Handles appointments, scheduling, and anything that requires thinking ahead.
• Doesn’t show off, but he handles things: broken appliances, refund calls, last-minute emergencies.
• He’ll carry your things, open your water bottles, and double-check your medicine dose without being asked.
• Quiet but high-functioning. Solid man.
Iwaizumi Hajime
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• Naturally takes over safety/maintenance roles (checking the oil, lifting the heavy boxes).
• Doesn’t speak over you, but will step up to confront rudeness when needed.
• Plans around your comfort without making a show of it (like parking closer, avoiding crowded times).
• Remembers small physical needs (you need water, meds, jacket, etc.) more than emotional talks.
• Grounded. You feel safe walking next to him.
Kageyama Tobio
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• Awkward at first but always wants to be useful.
• Will literally carry all your bags without being asked.
• Doesn't talk much, but acts fast: gets your umbrella, fixes things, steps in when someone talks over you.
• Over time becomes the kind of man who memorizes your routine just to support it better.
• Not romantic, but reliable in the practical ways that matter.
Oikawa Tooru
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• Handles the public side of the relationship: bookings, food orders, event RSVPs.
• Carries conversations when you don’t want to talk to strangers.
• Does things efficiently and stylishly, like planning trips or hosting.
• Surprisingly domestic; cleans up fast, keeps his space tidy, and gets annoyed if the Wi-Fi goes down.
• When it’s serious, he does not play: calls the doctor, drives you to the ER, handles emergencies like a boss.
Tsukishima Kei
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• Doesn’t seem like the “manly in-charge” type but lowkey takes control when it counts.
• Always aware of surroundings, remembers important details (your schedule, allergies, etc.).
• Doesn’t enjoy doing favors, but does them anyway.
• The one who’ll say “Why didn’t you ask me?” while he’s already fixing it.
• Handles awkward or shady situations in public with quiet confidence.
Hinata Shoyou
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• Learns to step up through trial and error.
• Big on “acts of service” once he figures out what you need, he’ll walk far to get your favorite food.
• Handles basic roles like carrying things, walking on the street side, and checking on you constantly.
• Might be impulsive, but he’ll do what’s needed the moment you’re in discomfort.
• Always trying to be the “man” in the relationship even if he fumbles. (LOL🤣)
Atsumu Miya
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• Will argue like a brat but acts like a man when it counts.
• Orders food, picks the hotel, drives everywhere, kills the bugs.
• Likes being the one “in charge” but respects your space.
• Surprisingly quick to handle medical or safety stuff when needed.
• Show-off tendencies aside, he won’t let you lift a finger when he’s around.
Sakusa Kiyoomi
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• Responsible in a quiet, clinical way.
• Keeps sanitizer in the car, plans buffer time into schedules, sets up your doctor appointments.
• Handles anything messy or complicated with zero hesitation—but you have to let him.
• Doesn’t say much, but he does everything the moment he sees a gap.
• Most likely to handle family problems behind the scenes before you even notice.
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kimbapisnotsushi · 9 months ago
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miscellaneous high school shenanigans part two!!
tsukki's only ever been struck speechless twice in his life
the first was when hinata snuck into the mock training camp. the second was when he found out that kageyama didn't have any music taste whatsoever
after tsukki gets over the shock he's like "what do you MEAN you don't listen to music?? how do you just not listen to music??" and kageyama just shrugs and takes a slurp from his yogurt drink or whatever and goes "just don't"
i'm telling y'all kageyama doesn't listen to music the closest he gets is the rhythm of sneakers squeaking against the gym floor and hinata's bathroom song
also i think it'd be funny if yachi was just always taking cues from high school romance manga for living her life. right after becoming manager she picks up the first sports manga that catches her eye and uses that to guide her through the epic highs and lows of high school volleyball
hinata and kageyama: [yelling about something something passionate confession of emotional vulnerability something something partners and teammates something something reaching your dreams something something] yachi: oh my god . . . this is just like in slam dunk . . .
(i will be honest with you guys i have never seen slam dunk so i don't know if it matches anything in slam dunk but i respect slam dunk so i went with it)
honestly every day yachi is grateful she's living in a sports series because she does NOT think she could handle the backstabbing female love rival whose only purpose is to be mean to the female lead for getting involved with the male lead
i mean she COULD. but maybe after like thirty chapters of development and a major event.
(yachi thinks about this a lot. she rambles about her hypotheticals to tsukki and yamaguchi and although tsukki will never admit it, he finds it very entertaining)
i think konoha is really good at modern romance. i think he excels at the small everyday romantic things and makes people swoon without even realizing it. he's the fukurodani academy heartthrob but is completely oblivious to it
leans in to tuck an earbud into your ear when he wants to share music. walks you to where you need to go even if it's out of his way and never says anything about it. will take the stack of textbooks you've been asked to carry without a word. buys you a drink from the vending machine without being asked. really good at leaning against the wall/doorframes/over the window in a way that makes him look windswept and pretty.
just UGH konoha akinori i love him
the other third years would be soooooooo jealous but they get it. they too have fallen prey to his charms
on today's edition of making hq characters collect a random Thing™️ (following fukunaga + bucket hats): sakusa likes coasters
they're easy souvenirs from different places AND you can swap them out to match whatever you're feeling at the time!! plus they save his desk from water rings!!! they're functional, pretty, and he has less to clean up because of them!!!!
sakusa's favorite is this square white ceramic one with ginkgo leaves drifting off a tree painted onto it
(no it's not because iizuna-san got it for him as a bday gift or anything shut up motoya!!)
sakunami totally had a tiny tiny secret crush on asahi at some point
he just thinks asahi is really cool!!!! and handsome!!!! and maybe sakunami just wants to be cool and handsome too!!!!
sakunami has a really good poker face i guarantee you. nobody knows how wild his inner monologue is until they get him to open up around them
i mention this because one of the times dateko is discussing karasuno after a match with them (practice or otherwise), the others get around to talking about asahi and sakunami gives a dreamy lil sigh and is like "yeah . . . he's so strong . . . isn't it cool . . ." and everyone is just like. what the fuck
they were NOT expecting that from sakunami of all people and especially not about karasuno's ace
kogane is devastated because he doesn't think there's any way he could compete with asahi
cue the miscommunication in which kogane tries to be a little bit more like asahi to get sakunami to like him while sakunami wonders if kogane has a fever or something because he's been acting weird
ALSO keep in mind that kogane probably gets all his info about asahi from the rumors and whatnot so he's like "i have to be MEAN???? i have to BEAT PEOPLE UP???? i don't know how to beat people up!!!!! i can barely beat futakuchi-san in arm wrestling!!!!!"
sakunami please put the poor boy out of his misery the rest of dateko are SUFFERING
usuri is definitely the first to clock kiryuu's massive crush on bokuto. he's the first to realize that kiryuu is speeding down the highway in that direction even before kiryuu himself
kiryuu is like "wtf how did you know| and usuri is like "haha you know how perceptive i am!" when in reality he caught kiryuu sleep-talking about bokuto's muscles and how fluffy his hair looks
see also: akaashi on the fukurodani side realizing that bokuto has a major thing for kiryuu that bokuto is oblivious to
akaashi: hold on what—what did you just say??? bokuto: i SAID i wanted kiryuu to try holding me against the wall!! doesn't he look strong enough?? and he's so solid, i bet it'd feel really nice!! what do you think akaashi? akaashi, on the inside: god why can't i be of legal drinking age
conclusion: usuri and akaashi wingmanning bokiryuu while tripping headfirst into feelings for each other themselves
can you guys see my vision PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision usuaka would be so fucking funny
usuri is trying to woo akaashi via elaborately planned schemes that produce the perfect romantic atmosphere and situations but akaashi is too busy overthinking and analyzing every second they spend together that he simply does not notice. it's absolutely terrible and they need all the help they can get
it's okay, bokuto and kiryuu totally plan on returning the favor (mostly because bokuto really likes the idea of double dates)
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