#kenny mccomick

[broflovski-brah]

Kenny McCormick headcanon

Coming back from the dead so much makes Kenny very hungry. Karen knows this and leaves a portion of her food out for him by his bedside for when he comes back.

[hoosurdaddy]

Chapter 10.

Pairing: post covid! Stan Marsh x post covid! Reader, post covid! Kenny McCormick x post covid! reader.

Triggers: 18+, cheating, smut,gaslighting. Reader is married to Stan, bad grammar, short.

Finished at last! Thanks to everyone who read and supported:)

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"I can't believe you're pregnant!" Heidi squealed along with Nicole who giggled into her wine glass while Heidi rubbed your belly. Stan was catching up with his other friends. It had been four years since you left South Park to Wyoming. It was the best decision you had made. It was the right decision. And you were now 6 months pregnant.

"You leave for four years and you come back pregnant, what?" Heidi continued to admire your round belly, while you and Nicole giggled.

"What can I say?" You shrugged, grinning at their comments.

Nicole looked down at your feet, gasping. "Are they the new Gucci python print high heel pump?"

You showed off the heels, although your back was killing you Stan was so excited for you to show them off, and it would kill you to see him upset. "Surprise."

"I don't know how you're wearing them right now, being pregnant and all." Nicole continued to admire your shoes. From the corner of your eye, you admired Stan laughing and joking with his friends. It took a bit of groveling for your friend group to forgive your actions, especially Kyle (who never fully forgave you but tolerated you). But overall, was excited for God daughter. And Stan was so excited to be a dad.

You swore you could of seen a blonde hair man somewhere in the middle, but you shook your head. It wasn't.

"So." Heidi spoke as she drew your attention back to them. "Can we please see the nursery!!"

With a smile, you nodded as you reached for your bag to show the girls your Winnie the Pooh themed nursery for your daughter.

--

"Sweetie, are you sure?"

Stan asked in a nervous voice when you told him you wanted to go into town to grab some cute baby growths. You knew Stan had trust issues, especially being back in South Park triggered these feelings, so all you could do was reassure him.

Cupping his cheeks, you planted a kiss onto his lips. "You have my location, I will text you every half an hour. I promise, I will be in Bella Baby's for an hour max. If not, you can come find me, okay?"

Stan sighed, planting a kiss onto your palm before nodding as he walked over to the car. "Okay, don't be too long." He whispered as he hopped into the car, he waved goodbye to you. Despite it being raining, you moved slowly through the street of South Park, remembering the good old days.

As you walked, you hadn't been paying attention to your surroundings when you bumped into someone while in your day dream. "Sorr-"

Everything seemed to freeze, you were now were staring into the eyes that once held so much for you. Your best and worst mistake. The person you had been able to avoid for four years. Kenny McComick.

"Hey." He whispered.

--

"What are you doing?" You asked Kenny as you held your cup of water. You were sitting in Tweak's bro. Kenny had gotten a coffee, and with you being pregnant, couldn't drink caffeine. But caffeine was the least of your worries, you were betraying your husband once again. All the years of therapy gone out the window, but had to hear Kenny out.

"I heard about your.. pregnancy. Congratulations." You gave Kenny a tight lipped smile at his congratulations. He couldn't help but stare. You were glowing. You somehow looked better than what Kenny could recall from the last four years, expect you were pregnant with a baby that wasn't his.

"And Stan? He's taking care of you and the baby well?" You rested your hand against your palm, nodding. Kenny wanted to reach over and hug you and never let you go, but stopped when you reached down to place your cup on the table.

"Why are you really here?"

"I just missed you."

The rain was letting up by all means, it was actually getting heavier. You were sat here with your ex lover, while anyone from South Park could notice you and tell Stan. You couldn't risk that just cause Kenny 'missed' you.

"I don't think you made the right decision by leaving South Park.. I think you were just thinking what was morally right, not what you really wanted." Kenny started off, having your heart weaken.

"My decision and what I chose to do is none of your concern, Kenny. I made my choice, and because of my choice, I am having a daughter with a wonderful, forgiving man." You snapped, shocking Kenny who was not expecting your reply. You quickly grabbed your handbag, managing to push yourself off the chair with a little more force because of your belly.

"This was a mistake." You snapped, storming out of the cafe. Kenny cringed at the words, he hated them when your first said them, he hates them even more now. He quickly chased after you, managing to grab your arm before you went too far.

"Y/N, I'm sorry. Please listen to me, and I promise I'll leave you alone forever." You sighed, crossing your arms. You nodded.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for everything. I've been in love with you since I was 14, I wanted to be with you so badly.. But I could barely look after Karen, I figured I would of been nothing in my future. That I wouldn't be able to provide for you. But by the time I could, you married Stan.. And I took you for my own selfish reasons.."

You stared at Kenny's vulnerable face as he spoke. You wanted to cry for him. "I mean we could of been eating pop tarts for dinner, living in a two bed room apartment with three kids. I had no idea that I wouldn't be poor forever. I wanted to be able to provide for you, that I lost you to Stan somewhere in the middle."

"Kenny." You rubbed his cheek. "I've loved you since I was 14, the only difference was I was too chicken shit to say anything.. I wouldn't of minded eating pop tarts for dinner, as long as I had you, I wouldn't of cared."

Kenny leaned into your palm, much like Stan did earlier. He was staring at you with those beautiful eyes.

"I love you so much."

Once again, you were back in arms with each other. Kenny pressed his lips down to yours. People on the street on South Park walked by without a care in the world. Just young lovers, embracing each other. The rain was dripping down your clothes, soaking into your skin.

Kenny wanted to hug you, hold you, kiss you. He wanted to be yours so badly.. But he wasn't.

he couldn't.

he can't.

"s..sorry."

You shook your head, sniffling. "It's okay, don't worry."

You felt your eyes starting to water once again, but pushed it down encase Stan was lurking around. You never intended to have an affair, let alone intend to re-rash old feelings. An old affair.

"I.. should go.. You know, Stan."

Kenny nodded, feeling his hands slipping away from yours. Before you left, Kenny called your name once more. You turned back around to see Kenny wearing that stupid grin.

"In another life, right?" Kenny called out. "I'm happy.. I'm sorry that our time was never right."

"Don't be sorry.. I'm not sorry. It was worth everything we went through.” You smiled back. "In another life.”

You watched as the crowd engulfed the blonde until he was out of sight. You turned and walked, listening to the sound of traffic, and the sound of rain on the ground. Eventually, Stan came and collected you.

You stared at the scenery of South Park as you recalled vivid memories of your star-crossed lover. A tear ran down your cheek as you pictured his crooked smile and blonde hair.

This time, You smiled.

Fini.

[southparkghostkids]

Ask, dare and RP are open!

Anyone wanna ask, dare or RP with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and/or Kenny McComick?

[mcckenny]

Ive been having a wild time yall

[yourlemonheart]

Art dump pt.5

[muttsterion]

"What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich" - Mysterion when you fight Jared, when the latter attacks. (Of course it would be him to comment about people wasting or messing up food. xD)

Oh man I didn’t get that line during that fight. Though quite I often I get the one where he asks “Say you guys want to get something to eat after this?” line after I think Human Kite says one of his lines. 

[wunderphibia]

HEY THIS IS AN WIP I MADE TODAY FOR STAIG

you can leave me a like or two 😘

[erratic-brainrot]

Okay minor midnight though that cropped into my head earlier. But like, where the fuck is Kenny’s grandpa? Idk but he appeared once for a gross gag and I’m like… bruh fam did you die and we didn’t know about it? Do you live in their house or what the fuck???

Only facts we know about him?

•Kenny have him a sensual massage once because Kenny was trying to make money for crazy acts in “Fat Camp”

•And Gerald line in “Chicken Pox”, “You're a bitter old drunk, just like your father!”

Nothing good and now that I started to like/be semi neutral with Stuart I’m like 👀👀👀 about his dad. Since randy, Steven, and Stuart all smell like generational trauma to me.

Which isn’t an excuse but it’s interesting to wondering the aspects of how they were affected.

[samhopkins5609-blog]

First one is style aesthetic, second one is crenny aesthetic hope you enjoy Anon!!!!!!!!

[aliwrong]

Hello! This is a South Park AU with the theme of the Heathers The musical that I am working on and that I hope receives as much love as I am giving it. For the adaptation I made changes to the original story and characters trying to fit in with some things I considered.

About the characters, their names and appearances were adapted to the characters.

Kyle Broflovsky + Veronica Sawyer = Kylie Sawyer

Eric Cartman + Heather Chandler = Heather Cartman

Butters Stotch + Heather McNamara = Heather Stotch

Kenny McComick + Heather Duke = Heather McComick

Stan Marsh + Martha Dunstock = Stacy Dunstock

[broflovski-brah]

South Park singing headcanons!!

(This is just the main 4, by the way TwT)

Cartman:

-We’ve all heard Cartman’s “Poker Face” cover

-He can’t sing for shit and he doesn’t care

-He isn’t too invested in music or singing to be bothered to try

-He really only sings to piss off Kyle lmao

-But to be fair he’s probably the best belter of the group

-When he gets older his voice probably just deepens, but is just as bad

-If he has a partner thigh he’s probably only sing for them

-Or if someone paid him to

- -1/10

Stan:

-Honestly mediocre

-He has good pitch recognition and a pretty smooth voice

-But he can’t really hold a melody on his own

-He also probably just has shitty memory, so he doesn’t really makes shit up and calls it a day

-He’s really good at singing lullabies though

-Especially to his partner

-He does have some stage fright though, so prefers to sing by himself

-def a tenor

-Doesn’t have much range, but he’s trying his best

-5/10

Kyle:

-He’s actually a pretty decent singer

-He has range and can carry a melody on his own

-He can sing really good lullabies as well, also probably like-indie shit

-He sings in the shower, lmao

-He also sings Ike lullabies if he can’t sleep or if Sheila’s being a dipshit

-But that’s probably the extent

-Curses anyone out who walks in on him singing

-Except Ike or his partner

-Probably a lower ranged tenor

-He has a really sweet voice, he just doesn’t love sharing it, especially with some of the backlash Cartman gives him

-8/10

Kenny:

-He isn’t very coherent through his parka, lol

-But without the parka, he’d probably be the best singer of the group

-He’s into indie and alternative shit

-And he’s good at singing it too

-He enjoys singing and is probably in the choir ^^ -He likes dancing too!!

-Especially with his partner

-He’d sing them lullabies and dance with them

-He’d also probably have a really gravelly voice, but in a good way

-Overall an amazing singer

-10/10

[ao3feed-creek]

What so special about a soulmate

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/34o0pBP

by Incedio7

It is said when you first met your soulmate the world will be filled with color, everything that used to be black and white would come into color. To bad for these four fuckers they been seeing in color since they were 5 years old and had no idea what a soulmate was. For years, no one believed that they saw in color, how could these young as kids be able to of found something people spend their entire life trying to find. Only when they were 10 and took a color sight test did they prove it and confirmed one thing. Somehow these four kids were each other's soul mates, yet they had no idea whose was whos. Their parents tried to encourage them to go to the next step, being kids they refused to do it. Years later they are now seniors in high school and regretting never figuring it all out cuz now the four of them, having made a promise to not try to figure it out till the day the graduate, so why everyone was finding true love and happiness, they had to deal with each other and just try to not break this promise.

Words: 1099, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger, Token Black, Clyde Donovan

Relationships: Eric Cartman/????, Kenny McComick/???????, Stan Marsh/???????, Kyle Brolovski/???????, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Bebe Stevens/Wendy Testaburger, Token Black/Clyde Donovan

Additional Tags: Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, The main four have no idea who there soulmate is

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/34o0pBP

[maliciousmotherfucker]

i love kenny mccomicks big ol horse dick

[mcckenny]

[yourlemonheart]

Art dump pt. 6

These are all pretty old

[muttsterion]

Ok so this doesn’t quite count. I have to prove myself first to get a “real” selfie but this is great. XD