#kerfluffel

[supercantaloupe]

you can take the girl out of the regiment but you can't take the regiment out of the girl

[malusienki]

sorry for the url change. i got paranoid about someone finding this blog that i do not want to find this blog

[lpsotd]

Saw the design @/Kerfluffel made and now im legit curious,,,

can you give me an lps to make a design based off of it? any candy/sweets themed Generation 4 pet will do! stuff like the sweetest collection pack or the sundae sparkle pack!

yeeeah !! you have been given rabbit #3386 :o)

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

INCREDIBLY late to a tag game by @cityoftheangelllls (thank you!) but:

1. are you named after anyone?

nope!

2. when was the last time you cried?

yesterday, listening to elizabeth deshong singing fidès’ act v aria in le prophète

3. do you have kids?

no, but i work with them for a living

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

it depends.

5. what sports do you play/have you played?

do play: dancing is a sport even if you just do it for fun! also bowling sometimes

have played: soccer, basketball, volleyball, and cheerleading

6. what’s the first thing you notice about other people?

their eyes, maybe?

7. what’s your eye color?

green, but with a little orange ring in the middle

8. scary movies or happy endings?

this somehow feels like a false dichotomy. but happy endings ANY DAY

9. any special talents?

i’m reasonably proficient in a number of creative and/or intellectual things

10. where were you born?

the usa midwest!

11. what are your hobbies?

dancing, reading, writing, watching probably too much youtube for my own good, photography, walking, cooking, discovering the world 💗

12. do you have any pets?

no, but i am a second mom to one of my roommates’ cats (translation: i feed and give water and do all the other stuff whenever said roommate is away)

13. how tall are you?

5’7” (1.7 m), more or less

14. favorite subject?

just about anything arts or humanities or language related

15. dream job?

honestly, still figuring that one out

and oh no! i can only tag 15 of you! but even if i don’t tag you here, consider yourself tagged in spirit <3

@leporellian @rayatii @monotonous-minutia @kerfluffel @stoportotouch @widevibratobitch @enigma-the-anomaly @smile-at-the-stars @supercantaloupe @per4mancecheck @starnewt @iricolor @shredsandpatches @theresa-of-liechtenstein @vera-dauriac

[cartridgeconverter]

@kerfluffel How about Marie AND Tonio!

This is the one with the inkblot in a very conspicuous place. The culprit of this is also depicted in the photo. Maybe she is having a nosebleed, I don’t know.

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people! thanks @sircarolyn!

I Got a Name, Jim Croce

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Elton John

How Deep Is Your Love, Bee Gees (i’m not joking lmao)

Star, Mitski

Rocky Mountain High, John Denver

Bug Like an Angel, Mitski

Katakataka, Eva Eugenio

2 Wheel Drive, Magdalena Bay

Nocturne (Interlude), Laufey

Promise, Laufey

tagging: @dreamofpeppermints, @keepthemacramesecret, @blueishrobin, @marwddewin, @lenskij, @kerfluffel, @percocet, @arth-ur, @mywingsareonwheels, and @bicolumbo

[respectablecapers]

@kerfluffel im so sorry i deleted your ask on accident :(

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Send me an ✍️ and I will introduce you to one of my ocs!

meet AMANDA MACARTHUR (she/her, late 20s-early 30s)

amanda is a botanist studying plants retrieved from other realities. she's also bffs with this guy phil who turned into a butterfly and became a bit of a superhero. he's been pretty busy with that, though, so they haven't spoken as much recently.

later she's in an """accident""" at work and becomes a resin/amber creature.

fun facts

- she can imitate different types of natural resins + harden parts of her body into copal

- her necklace was a graduation present from phil

- she's named after the song macarthur park

[bluberimufim]

9 People You Want To Get To Know Better

Thank you @kerfluffel for the tag!

Favourite colour: specter blue (at least that's what it's called in the colour pencil box I own)

Currently (re)reading: "Emperor of Thorns" by Mark Lawrence (will not shut up about this series until the day I die)

Last series: "Legend of Vox Machina" season 2

Sweet, savory or spicy?: probably sweet but I love savory as well

Currently working on: the Dystopia WIP, supposedly. And a HNOC fic, supposedly.

I don't think I've ever tagged this many people before, but: @writeblr-of-my-own @sithbelle @macabremoons @sm-writes-chaos @cheeto-flavoured-pasta @leisoree @halfbit @pumpkinsplots @stesierra @camillenrose

[savagesneversleepnyc]

THE YOWIE (AUSTRALIAN FOR YETI)

Up near DERBY in the far flung

NORTH WEST TERRITORY

From out of the tall brush

Came the wretched

Stinking YOWIE

Like cheese, meat, mold and death

Had a baby

The YOWIE pounced with

Such fury the tiny

Lizards scampered into puddles

They had all made in

Fear of the commotion

The YOWIE took one look at

The tourists and snatched one

Up like a gummy worm from out

Of a fine glass container

His last scream was a muffled

Kerfluffel of vowels and screaming bloody

Murderous howls as his head and neck

Collided with the gaping maw

Full of rotten teeth squeezing

Calories from out of BARRY

The leader of the troop pounced

Into action as well and curled up

In a ball thinking he was in

JURASSIC PARK and that the YOWIE

Might possibly behave as a T REX

And perhaps NOT SEE HIM if he was to

NOT MOVE and BE STILL

BUT Oh MOTHER LEMME TELL YA

NOT A GOOD LOOK

The YOWIE being utterly perplexed

By this having never seen an

ARMADILLO ROADKILL skid down

The tarmac and back again

As its armor was sufficient but ill suited

Against the rims of the 18 wheelers steel

The YOWIE stepped back with a

RIGHT HOOF and PUNTED GORDON

Clear on the other side of the creek

He too made sounds as he careened screaming before being IMPALED upon a

Post of the ghost of the

RABBIT PROOF FENCE

That was left for all the bunny’s

And tiny mites to DIE looking for water

That was impossible to find and

Become OUTBACK morsels for BUZZARDS

GORDON had splattered and BETO and BEN prepared for YOWIE combat

The remaining troop RAN towards the creek Speaking in tongues that

MORMON MISSIONARIES spoke too

When they came to hunt the YOWIE

For the church of something something something ZOO-A-LOGICAL arcade

But the YOWIE was said to have eaten them too

All while leaving one survivor SOLE SURVIVOR to feast on its

Blazing hot people FECES as the YOWIE

Pounded The ground and found little solace

In the pitiful human shoveling filth down

Like HOT DONUTS from the bakery

BACK IN DERBY

As the troop tripped and dodged WOMBATS

And DINGOS and WINGOS and blue haired Ladies angrily waiting to play BINGO

As the eyes of GOD looked down

On the muddy creek bed and giggled and

Pretended not to send the CROCS to

Beat out the YOWIE and gobble up the remaining survivors in the creek bed and

Leave him too battling the JAWS that love a Meat sickle of any size shape color or flavor

But the YOWIE was hungry

So he grabbed the biggest CROCY and

Thumped the shit outta the other two

Biggest ALPHA CROCS

SPLATTERING the first ones

Face into the carcasses of the people

They had all to briefly enjoyed eating those people

The CROCS gnarled their terrible teeth, claws and eyes at the YOWIE

before spinning back into the creek

To swim up the way and look for another

Bit of meat just up the corner and around the bend again

The YOWIE grabbed what slabs of protein

His mighty paws could hold snatch them all up clean

Lumbering off while sneaking wee bites

Of what had been IKE as the SUN slowly

Falls on the OUTBACK and DERBY and the

Disastrous excursion the troop had so

Delivered to the YOWIE

Like a whole roast DUCK in a PAN

A meal is a meal is a meal is a man in the OUTBACK mistake house… DERBY, NW TERRITORY

2:16am YARDIE HOD NYC 7.12.24.0000003

[roguespaceships]

While I am personally a Sesskag (as in Sesshomaru and Kagome. Not Kagura, although I have nothing against that ship) shipper, and enjoy the Sesshomaru As Parental with Rin in fanfic, I really dont understand all the kerfluffel about Sessrin being canon. What did yall THINK was going to happen? Rin is literally the only option in the entire canon. The only two other female characters he had any kind of positive interaction with were Kagura and Sara who are both quite dead.

Also, again as much as I enjoy the dynamic in fic, Sesshomaru did NOT raise Rin. The IY canon, from Kagome falling in the well to defeating Naraku takes place over one single year. I know it doesnt FEEL like that given how long the series ran, but that is the canon. Meaning Rin traveled with Sesshomaru for less than one year before he left her in Kaedes village. Sure it's clear he visited her once and a while, but if anyone actually raised Rin it was Kaede (likely with Sango and Kagomes help)

And what we know about the Yashahime timeline from the prerelease stuff, is that it's been 20 yrs since Kagome returned to the feudal era after a three year time skip. Moroha and the twins are 14. Meaning there would have been 6 years between Kagome coming back and all three girls being born.

By that time, Rin would have been at least 18.

I'm not saying anyone has to like it, I personally dont plan on really watching Yashahime because the plot seems kinda stupid, but everyone running around saying it ruined Sesshomaru and using really serious words like "grooming" and "pedophile" about a fictional several centuries old dog demon who might I mention again is NOT a real person (nor is Rin) seriously needs to step back and reassess their priorities.

Do not. Use serious words like that. About fiction. It is made up. Lines on a screen cant be groomed. Yall need to rediscover the word Squicked. Go ahead and be uncomfortable with it, dislike it, but do not use serious real world words against fucking anime characters.

And I shouldnt even need to say dont fucking harass SessRin shippers. Leave them alone and learn to mute, blacklist and block.

Also, I dont check the Sesskag tag to hear yall bitching about other ships. I came to look for Sesskag content. It's hard enough to do that on Twitter with bitchy SessRin and SessKagu shippers constantly cross tagging their petty beef. (Largely because they confuse the SessKag tag on Twitter for being Sesshomaru Kagura rather than Sesshomaru Kagome)

[supercantaloupe]

i forgot to post these last night oops

[malusienki]

[waves] i did a thing… mostly for fun so don’t judge it too hard :’]

[gibsalad]

this causes a kerfluffel

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

tagged by @kerfluffel to shuffle my spotify “on repeat” playlist and post the first 10 songs.

so. here’s the Official Spotify-Made On Repeat Selection

1. verdi’s don carlo: “nei giardin del bello” sung by shirley verrett

2. the oh hellos: “on the mountain tall”

3. sufjan stevens: “so you are tired”

4. beethoven’s incidental music for “the ruins of athens”: turkish march

5. delibes’ “les filles de cadix”, sung by victoria de los angeles

6. the chordettes: mr. sandman

7. verdi’s otello: “una vela! una vela!” from the recording with jon vickers and mirella freni

8. mon rovîa: “to watch the world spin without you”

9. mary poppins: “i love to laugh”

10. woodkid: “run boy run—instrumental”

tagging uh. anyone interested!

[beels-burger-babe]

Why are we murdering someone???

We aren't murdering anyone. Ever. All this kerfluffel was stirred up over the hypothetical situation of me getting hurt

[sieben9]

@mathewclairmont reblogged your post and added:

This episode was basically Lucy is her father’s...

I don’t know if everyone’s parents do this, but do you know that really annoying thing they sometimes say along the lines of “if you have children one day, you’ll laugh about this”? Because mine did, and Henry Daniel Mills is living that life right now and doesn’t even know it. Poor Regina, for missing out on all the excellent irony here *g*

That’s the tough thing about liking a character, isn’t it? In your heart, you don’t want anything bad happening to them, but in your head, you know the eventual happiness will be so much sweeter for every painful hurdle they had to jump to get there. That’s what fluffy fanfic is for, though. It soothes my soul.

So, what do you think happened between Ella and Ana? Any theories?

Probably something tragic. ...yeah, I know that’s not really an answer. But I doubt Ella went and stabbed Anastasia in the chest or anything. I have no idea how big the age difference between the two is--presumably, Ella kept aging while Anastasia was in stasis--because depending on that I’d either guess “an accident while playing” or “Ella was supposed to watch her and something terrible happened”. Both are situations where it would be easy to shift the blame on Ella the way both she and Tremaine are clearly doing.

I’m looking forward very much to see how my speculations pan out. (And I look forward to being wrong a lot. No, really, I want this plotline to surprise me!)

Yeah, I heard there was a kerfluffel. It’s shitty, and the people who do that stuff are shitty as well. (Sorry, no nicer way to say it. If someone hurts actual human beings over a fictional character, that’s morally repugnant and I’m not beating around the bush on that topic.)

{Quick request to anyone reading: I’m watching OUaT for the first time, and I want to avoid spoilers. So, if you want to discuss something spoilery, I’d be grateful if you could start a new post for that. Thank you!}