I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Sev is carrying 14 books. He's a stack of books with legs. I'm getting emotional. He went from the worst circumstances to this castle with a massive library and he's just absorbing all this information and learning everything. He is gifted level smart. This was supposed to be his chance.
WHY WAS THE WORLD NOT KINDER TO THIS SWEETHEART!!!!!?????
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I need a story where Severus is the "weird cult kid" that only Lily talks to in their little town who worships some made-up daity with his mom in the woods. The Marauders are like 'haha what a freak, he believes in some made up god and dances half naked with trees' but no, whatever they talk to is real, even Tobias doesn't mess with that thing in fear of angering it he doesn't even want to talk about it, and when they figure that out they come face to face with a 'god' like Moder.
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The scene where Snape protects the kids from Werewolf Lupin is so fucking funny to me
He goes from "IM GONNA MURDER YOU" to "What's going on" to "oh SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!"
The amount of emotions that he goes through in those five seconds is priceless
He literally fucking pauses for a whole second going 'what the fuck..?' and then his brain catches up to his eyes and he goes "WHAT THE FUCK?!!"
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He just a little guy 🤲
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James Potter:
Actually saved Harry’s life ❌
Outran a hippogriff ❌
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅
Is batman ❌
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌
Severus Snape:
Actually saved Harry’s life ✅
Outran a hippogriff ✅
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌
Is batman ✅
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅
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James Potter really just tried to pull the “it’s just a prank bro lol” and the pranks were like sexual assault and attempted murder. The marauders were wildin.
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“He bullied children and was an awful teacher” have you considered the facts that one he is not real and two I don’t care
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When someone asks who I ship Sirius with if I don't ship him with Remus but I can't tell what kind of fan they are and have to say "nobody I think he's fine on his own!" Instead of "I have been shipping him with Snape since I first read prisoner of azkaban"
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Caught you staring - WIP update
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Snape in staff meetings be like…
“I’m trying to sleep, why are you still talking?”
(Found the gif owner! @meier-mar)
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Look at these two social-rejects <3
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Literally how do you even respond to that?
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Bellatrix: And then Snapey Smarty Pants said "Put it down, Bella. We mustn't touch what isn't ours".
Bellatrix: Like how dare he?! I'm so done. Fuck that halfblood, right?
Lucius: Yeah, right. Fuck him, fuck him hard. Fuck him until he is writhing, whimpering and begging to com-
Bellatrix: OK, mate stop. I feel like we aren't on the same page anymore.
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Why tf is there a pro-ahh Regulus post in the Snape tag with the "cutesy" headcanon "Only James knew Regulus threatened Snape not to expose Lupin as a werewolf"? More specifically, why tf is this considered good or cute?
"Hey, you little thirteen year old, I know you literally almost fucking DIED to another student, but if you say anything about it, I'll actually murder you".
Excuuuuse me? Regulus was a blood-purist. Guy would absolutely jump at the chance to expose Lupin. Except he didn't because he likely never found out. You know, because it was Dumbledore who canonically covered up a student almost dying on campus grounds?
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i'm grateful on severus' behalf that hogwarts did not have sports/p.e. classes because he absolutely would have been that kid that always got picked last and was probably afraid of the ball
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