#kingsma

[fearlessjones]

Just a small fic for the @kingsmas-2022 Day 1 prompt!

[kingsmas-2022]

AO3 collection is open! 🥳

Don’t forget to drop a link to your work in the Ask so we can share it here as well!

[buzzingbeesandmoonbeams]

Hartwin (Kingsman Eggsy/Harry Hart)Fic...help!!

I'm looking for a Harry/Eggsy fic called Cannon Fodder by ViolyntFemme (I think anyway) that use to be on ao3.

It was a Reverse Kentucky fic where Eggsy is sent to Kentucky by Chester King. Harry gets made Arthur while thinking Eggsy is dead. Eggsy thinks Kingsmas betrayed him.

Please, does anyone know where I can read it or have a copy of it? I love that fic.

[iron-parkr]

End of Year Wrap Up

I was tagged by the always wonderful @starsandstormyseas thank you love!

Total number of completed works

None but that's okay!

Total number of WIPs worked on this year

Let's see... The Spaces Between (MCU), Wish You Were Here (SPN), In Sunshine or In Shadow (MCU), The Devil Inside (Daredevil), Choose Something Like a Star (Doctor Who), a little bit of A Single Thread of Gold (Doctor Who), and my DBZ OC. So 7!

WIPs neglected this year

My initial reaction is to be self-deprecating and say all of them since I feel like I spent more time writing ahead and not producing much to show for it, but I know that's not true (plus I'm trying to be kinder to myself). I won't say neglected so much as just put on the back burner for the moment until the muse returns for them, and honestly I feel like this can apply to all of my fics at different points during the year

Fandoms I’ve written in

MCU, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Dragon Ball Z for this year, which is both surprising and not surprising at all at the same time lol

Total word count

This is definitely a very rough estimate because I don't keep track of my word count anymore (I find it better for my mental health in terms of writing and creating) but adding up what I can remember writing this year comes to 61,913 words, and that doesn't include everything I've written down in outlines and whatnot

Looking back, did you write more than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you expected?

Kinda both? I'm always going to wish I had written more no matter what, but I'm very happy with a rough estimate of 61.9k this year, that's certainly more than I thought it would be

Did you take any writing risks this year?

Writing in itself is a risk in my opinion. But also WYWH is a massive risk narratively and stylistically that I'm really hoping I'll be able to pull off!

Do you have any goals for the new year?

I'd like to update TSB at least once, if I can update twice I'll be over the moon! Plus I'd like to one day post WYWH, ISoIS, and possibly my DBZ fic but who knows if I'll have the confidence for that lol

Biggest disappointment?

Not being able to update TSB more. My fixations tend to jump around which makes it difficult to focus on one fic or fandom for longer than a couple months and thus to update more frequently than twice in a year

Biggest surprise? 

The fact that I started writing a fic for Dragon Ball lmao was not expecting that hyperfixation but I'm honestly not mad about it

Most popular story of the year?

Uh well the only one I updated was TSB so I guess I'll say that haha

What’s your own favorite story of the year? 

Can I say all of them? XD

Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion

I think they're all under-appreciated but that's just because they're my fics and I'm always going to think they're amazing (and it's also because I haven't been super great about posting/promoting them on here tbh)

Most fun story to write

The DBZ fic! Mostly because I have absolutely no expectations of anyone else ever reading it, so I feel no pressure whatsoever! It's just my silly little story with my silly little OC for my silly little anime show ^-^

Most unintentionally telling story

I'm not totally sure what this means but I guess like which story is telling in terms of revealing things about the author they didn't realize maybe? Idk if that makes sense but for me I always put parts of myself into my characters so each fic and idea will always be telling about me in a way

My favorite part of fandom this year

Not necessarily fandom, but my own determination to say screw canon and create my own version of reality within the story I'm writing. Now that I'm beginning to stray from what's established in canon (down the line in my fics, not just yet I'm afraid but we're getting there), it feels like I've become ruler of the sandbox. Canon is mine to command and I'm so excited for the opportunities that will give me!

Gonna tag @arrthurpendragon @juliaswickcrs @kingsmakers @darknightfrombeyond and whoever else wants to but absolutely no pressure!

[tewwor]

˙ᵕ˙ i got a storm of new muses thats been brewin and no where to put them to flesh them out more. so… looks like i’ll be tiptoein’ my way back over here on the dl. actually take my time to set things up and see what’s going to be purged in my drafts.

small sneak peak of said ideas:

hirayama — perfect d ays canon

yujin — clone / replica / android / etc mechanic oc . mad scientist father sought a way to deal with the loss of his youngest daughter. made a mockery and tamed version of her in secret. to which yujin felt equally appalled and.. sickingly soothed. but that is not her sister. it wears her familiar face but it is not her.

name tbd — tailor like those in john e ick & kingsma n. specializes in bullet / slash proof suits and other garments for those that have the funds.

[tatianalisova]

Megamind & Kingsman

Давно хотела нарисовать, командную работу Мегамозга и Роксаны. Мне нравится, как они сочетаются: их ум, блеск и красота, просто великолепны! На мой взгляд, они очень гармоничная пара).

Translation I have long wanted to draw, the teamwork of Megamind and Roxana. I love how they fit together: their intelligence, brilliance and beauty are simply gorgeous! In my opinion, they are a very harmonious pair).

Inspirators MSIEEG -> ”Ubervillain. Sunset and Dawn” https://archiveofourown.org/works/31131344/chapters/76923128 https://ficbook.net/readfic/10701771 Impatientseamstress -> “Date Night” https://archiveofourown.org/works/27777358/chapters/67997284 Movie -> “Kingsman”

Все началось с того, как Роксана сидела на коленях у Мегамозга в фанфике “Свидание”. Мне нравится, как она устроилась на его коленях, как королева в окружении банды головорезов. Когда я читала этот фанфик, я представляла, как они разносят этот бар к чертям и вальяжно уходят чтобы ******!!! в его машине. Я так загорелась нарисовать это, но руки не доходили! Еще меня вдохновили их взаимодействия и танцы, в фанфике “Кольца”. Мой любимый момент, когда Мегамозг крадет сережку Роксаны пока они танцуют). А также в “Чай с Топси” Роксана упоминала выдвижной кинжал в сапогах Мегамозга). В арте это не отображено, но поверьте, он у него есть)). И вот, наконец-то мы добрались до того, из-за чего этой работы возможно и не было, “Уберзлодей!”. О да Убер занимает особое место в моем сердце, я его люблю! Вы уже могли видеть одну из моих работ посвященной ему. Вообще, изначально я хотела нарисовать создание робота Роксаны, как в одной из серий “Любовь, смерть и роботы” но решила отказаться от данной идеи, слишком грустно это и жестоко. Возможно, ког��а-нибудь я вернусь к этому, но не сейчас. И вот как раз по случаю, недавно, я наткнулась на “Кингсман” и подумала, а почему бы ему не сделать ей такие же ноги как у Газель?. Мегамозг ведь инженер и вполне мог такое сотворить. Я не то чтобы в восторге от фильма, но эта атмосфера, всевозможные гаджеты и ноги Газель меня покорили! Я прямо увидела Мегамозга и Роксану в данном сеттинге) Думаю, это был знак, что пора рисовать!  

Translation It all started with Roxanne sitting on Megamind's lap in the “Date Night”. fanfiction. I love the way she settled into his lap like a queen surrounded by a gang of thugs. When I read this fanfic, I imagined how they will blow up this bar to hell and imposingly leave to *****!!! in his car. I so wanted to draw it, but something constantly stopped me!

I was also inspired by their interactions and dances in the “Rings” fanfiction. My favorite moment is when Megamind steals Roxanne's earring while they dance). And also in “Tea with Topsy” Roxanne mentioned the retractable dagger in the boots of Megamind). This is not displayed in art, but believe me, he has it)).

Now! finally, we come to the story, without which this work, perhaps, would never have taken place. “Ubervillain!”. Oh yes Uber has a special place in my heart, I love him! You may have already seen one of my works dedicated to him. In general, initially I wanted to draw the creation of Roxanne's robot, as in one of the series "Love, Death and Robots", but decided to abandon this idea, it's too sad and cruel. Perhaps someday I will return to this, but not now. And just on the occasion, recently, I stumbled upon “Kingsman” and thought, why shouldn't he make her the same legs as Gazelle's? After all, Megamind can do it, he's an engineer. I'm not exactly thrilled with the movie, but this atmosphere, all kinds of gadgets and Gazelle legs won me over! I really saw Megamind and Roxanne in this setting). I think it was a sign that it was time to draw!

P.S. Некоторые люди изъявили желание получить раскраску)). А я очень люблю рисовать лайн)). Так что, оставлю это здесь, на случай если кому-то захочется по раскрашивать, я не буду против). 

Translation. P.S. Some people have expressed a desire to get a coloring art)). I really like to draw line art)). So I'll leave it here in case anyone wants to color in, I won't mind).

P.S.S. Sorry for my English. I tried to write so that you understand. Yes, it's clumsy, but I'm learning!

[anarchycox]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Percival (Kingsman) Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Harry Hart | Galahad, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Tilde (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack, Silly, minor tilwin, merlin never gets to finish a cup of coffee, percival decided to fix this, he goes to extremes, just a bit of fun and silliness Series: Part 1 of Anarchy's Collected Prompts of Three Summary:

Merlin hasn't finished a cup of coffee since the 90s, because he is always needed. No one has ever noticed. But then Percival does and decides to fix this. It does not go well until it very much does.

[imadethisblogtoolongago]

Looking for blogs!

Looking for active blogs to follow, so if you post imagines about any of these fandoms, like this post and I’ll check you out!

Teen wolf Supernatural Marvel DC Celebrites Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gotham Kingsman Lucifer Riverdale The Hunger Games Friends Lie To Me Mr.Right

[dude-im-fucked]

if you horny let's do it ride it my pony my seddle's waiting come and jump on it

[fearlessjones]

Another little Hartwin fic for @kingsmas-2022

[kingsmas-2022]

Have you been having a hard time lately?

Were you sliced in half by a badass lady with cool legs?

Are you looking at eighteen months imprisonment for stealing some git’s car?

Doing the world’s most dangerous job interview where the only other woman present drowned on the first night?

Did you get shot in the eye by Samuel L. Jackson with a lisp?

Have you lost all your hair from the stress of dealing with the above idiots (affectionate) (maybe)?

Then have we got the event for you!

Kingsmas 2022!

Leave your problems at the door and have a read of the FAQ and prompt list!

Follow this blog!

Tell your bruvs (gender neutral)!

See you in December! 😘

[stronglyobsessed]

Eggsyobsessed’s 12 Days of Kingsmas Event!

Hello all my Kingsman followers!

There will not be a Kingsman secret Santa this year. So I want to try something different from me, to 12 lucky winners!

I want to do a 12 days of Kingsmas, or Ficmas if you will.

How does it work? I will be writing a gift fic, anywhere from 500 words and up, from December 12th-24th. 12 days.

How can you get one? Go into my ask box, give me a number from 1-24, and ask for a Christmas/Holiday themed Kingsman prompt.

* Please keep in mind to keep them small, as I will be doing other writing as well *

I already picked 12 numbers (from 1 to 24) and will fullfil the first 12 people who guess a number right!

Happy Holidays Everyone!

[avenging-fandoms]

Omg pls imagine being a part of Kingsman and just eggsy fucking u after a mission preferably on the plane home like damnnn

you and eggsy stumble onto the plane, your suits ripped, your faces dirty and bloody, hair all messy. but you two did your mission, saving the world.

you slouch in the chair, eggsy lying across from you on the couch. “excellent work eggsy and yn. you two ready to get home?”

“fuck yes” eggsy sighs and you stand up, leaning over the bar and getting two glasses. eggsy stands next to you, merlin closing the door to the pilot area to give you and eggsy time to breathe and collect yourselves.

“a toast to us?” you pour scotch in the cups, handing one to eggsy. you both lift your glasses, clicking the glass and swallowing the alcohol. “god, i don’t know about you, but i’m feeling so fucking good right now”

you look eggsy up and down slowly, pressing your body closer to his. his hands holds your waist, your lips hovering over his. “just fucking kiss me already, yn”

you laugh and press your lips against his, fingers tugging at his belt. you take him into the fairly larger bathroom than a normal plane. plenty enough room for you and eggsy to be in their together.

he puts you on the sink, ripping open your jacket and unbuttoning your shirt, his hand sliding off your bra. his lips kiss down your neck and lips attach around your nipple, tugging. your fingers taking off his shirt.

your nails scratch his back as he kisses down your stomach, sliding down your pants and underwear. “my god you are stunning”

“just please fuck me eggsy” you beg and take out his belt, pushing down his pants. you spit in your hand and pump your hand around his thick cock, eggsy groaning. “huh, guess one thing i thought about you was true” he growled and wrapped a hand around your throat, pushing your hand away and thrusting into you, the both of you moaning.

“fuck you feel good. so fucking good” his hand holds your throat and thrusts hard into you, your arms around his neck. your fingers grip his hair and scratch his back, moaning into his neck.

“fuck fuck fuck” you whimper as his thrusts pick up, he puts you down and bends you over the sink, holding your hips and gripping your hair in his fist.

“look at me fuck you in the mirror, my cock fucking you so hard” your eyes roll back as he snakes his arm around your waist and rubs your clit, making you press your hips back against him.

“gonna cum.. gonna cum..” eggsy rubs your clit harder and wraps a hand around your throat, lips next to your ear.

“cum all over my cock, baby” you moan into his hand and hold onto his arm as you press against his hips, thighs shaking. you fall to your knees and eggsy holds your jaw as he cums in your mouth, sticking out your tongue and smiling. you swallow it all and lick the corners of your mouth. you stand up and clean yourself up, wiping your face off and getting dressed in your regular clothes. “where have you been all my life?”

eggsy smiles and you giggle, eggsy kissing you hard. “hopefully i stay for a while”

he smiles and you two get dressed and fix yourselves, eggsy going out first, then you a couple minutes later. you take a bottle of whiskey and pass it between you two, giggling.

merlin comes out, crossing his arms. “where have you two been? gone missing for 45 minutes”

both you and eggsy blush.

[oh-ranpo]

My new favorite video on the internet. Bless you, Taron 😍

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[marveliciousfanace]

I love these short fics you’re posting! May I ask who Olivia is? I don’t think I remember her from the movies.

Hello, anon! I’m glad you like the ficlets! I’m having fun with them, so it’s nice to know there are other people out there who appreciate them.

As for Olivia, she isn’t actually in the movies (something I routinely forget when writing her). Olivia March is an OC that I happily co-parent with the amazing @mhmoony, although we like to joke that in the police station scene when Eggsy makes the phone call, Olivia is the one who answers. Her first, brief appearance is in (I’ve Been Waiting for A) Love Like You, the flashbang we did together in 2017/2018. She also shows up in a handful of other fics, including in my 2018 big bang, Behind Closet Doors, where she plays an important supporting role. Check out the tag Olivia March | Vivian on AO3 for what I believe is a mostly complete list of times we’ve used her. As for what she looks like, her fancast is a kpop singer named Jisoo. 

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to gush about Olivia a bit, because I honestly love her. And keep an eye out for more of the ficlets, because (fingers crossed) there should be one every day in February, all tagged with #kingsman femslash and #roxlivia. Thanks for your ask, and feel free to drop by with more questions anytime! I love to talk :)

[kingsmanstories]

Prove You Wrong

Pairing: Merlin x Reader Warnings: none Request: @storiesofthecosmos “Hey there, I was wondering if I could request a Merlin x reader or Harry x reader where the reader is a techie but the boys never allow her into the field because she is super clumsy? But they find it extremely endearing. Thank you, love your writing 💜”

Merlin sighed as he stared up at you from the other side of the desk. He hated letting you down and disappointing you like this, he hated it. The look in your eyes when he told you that if he let you on the field you’d be too much of a liability, it broke his heart. He could tell your dreams of leaving the tech department and being in the field were in tatters. 

Truth was, you wasn’t a liability. Yes, you was clumsy, very clumsy at that but you could definitely handle it out there. The real reason behind him telling you no was because he couldn’t face you getting hurt, and he felt extremely selfish for it. He felt awful.

“Come on Merlin, please, I’ll prove you wrong. I promise.” you practically begged, tears threatening to form in your eyes. This is all you’ve ever wanted, to be in the field. Yet every time a position came up, the boys told you that you couldn’t, and you knew it was because you was clumsy, but you wouldn’t let that hold you back.

“Y/N...” he trailed off with a sigh, this was incredibly difficult. He knew how stubborn you could be at times, and he figured this was one of those times. “The other agents don’t feel like the role would be best suited to you.”

You pushed your glasses up your nose, in hopes to distract yourself from getting upset. I will do this, you told yourself. “Give me a chance, Merlin. I promise I can do it. Just one mission, please.”

Merlin put his head in his hands for a moment and took a deep breath, the other agents would literally be seething with him, but he didn’t care. He knew this would make you happy, but he would be keeping the closest eye on you possible. “One chance, Percival. You’ll be assigned with Harry, this is your chance to prove yourself, or its back to the tech department.”

You jumped up out of your seat, almost knocking everything over on his desk as you leaned over to hug him. He was surprised, but returned the hug nonetheless. “Thank you so much Merlin, thank you!” you grinned, practically skipping out of his office, although tripping over your own two feet just as you got out of the door. Merlin chuckled to himself, cheeks still a little red from your sudden affection. 

You certainly would prove them all wrong, and you’d never be in that tech department ever again.